#tenderqueers

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Jesus fucking Christ I fucking hate "The Doll Community" especially Monster High and g3 monster high, I really do...

I was just watching a video of this big name doll youtuber reporting on doll news, as they do, and they were covering the new Beetlejuice Skullector Two Pack, but what got me is they how said some pretty Anti leaning shit that was just unnecessary?

Like they literally said: "Obviously NO ONE ships Beetlejuice and Lydia so NO ONE would promote this as a romantic thing.. But if it's a wedding set that's set to release Valentines day then la de dah blah blah!"

And like? I honestly didn't know if this person was just saying this to just like, cover their own ass so THEY didn't get harassed by other tenderqueers because they were young, or if *they* genuinely believed what they were saying? Because from what I've watched from their channel, they're young and don't seem to know or care a lot about horror as genre in general? Like I don't mean to gate keep, but they're one one those obnoxious Monster High fans I made of fun of in my one post where it's like, "knows nothing about horror, just learned who Elvira is, only got into mh as a kid as the 'alternative' to their conservative ass parents who already believe pokemon is The Devil letting them experience Actual Horror and just never stopped consuming the dolls and Skullectors regardless if they're even familiar with the source material" kinda people? And yeah, that gets really annoying?

But I obviously didn't want this to be my cutting off point for watching their channel because ... Doll news?

So, I just wrote up the most, civil. neutral comment I could possibly articulate explaining how the Beetlejuice fandom's been practically built off of nothing but shipping for 36 years and how people can think whatever they want but Winona Ryder does ship it and it was quite frankly unprofessional of them to alienate Beetlebabes who might want to grab the two pack by implying there's a right way and a wrong way of interpreting the movie and the relationship between these iconic characters and they should respect the older fanbase and all the history that came before the musical?

And I was about to post it, but then I got nervous when I remembered, that I once purchased a doll from this person, which meant that they had my address at one point, which meant if they didn't like what I was saying, they could like, maybe dig it up and dox me? Or at least threaten to and I'd have cause to panic over it being like, legit or not? And I tried to brush it from my mind like nuh nuh they're cool they're cool... They're not on *that* level of Anti...

So then I just tried to check and refresh the comments to see any more overt ship bashing was taking place and of course, I just immediately find this:

So then I do this little blackout thingy for the usernames so that none of this can get back to youtube, and I go to screencap my comment so I can at least post it here in a vent, but I lost my comment trying to get the screen cap thingy to work and accidently clicking the youtube refresh button... 😔

... I just...I hate having such a lil' ghost face moment right now, but just like... I hate you legit fake horror fan Monster High collectors who can't appreciate horror having romantic subtext when that's the entire point yet you keep hoarding all the dolls anyway, I hate you little faggity boys with broccoli haircuts and split dyes who pressure girls into sending you nudes and the retired Mommy Vloggers who enable you, I find you extremely annoying XCanadensis, I hate you for your extremely annoying editing and intros zombiexcorn, I like you Lookin' Bratz but I hate your bratzline podcast cohost for fully admitting to doing a binge watch of all the Harry Potter movies in the franchise for "the first time ever" in fuckin' 2024 with absolutely no disclaimers or acknowledgment of the elephant in the room there and thinking that was a good idea to disclose something as quite frankly as disgusting as that and ruining what could've been a nice gothic doll chat for me and putting sour taste in my mouth about listening to the rest of your podcast...

And I especially hate that one dude with the ugly live action beauty and the beast dolls with the pink hair and the bowl cut and the glasses who for some reason keeps insisting every time she's brought up that Ghoulia Yelps can't be disabled/autistic because she's supposed to have some type of racial coding...

They're HEADCANONS!

They're PIECES OF PLASTIC!

GROW UP! 💀

(I love you weirdo OOAK Doll Artists, you're the only Real Ones left! ❤🫶)

[mywitchcultblr]

I thought tenderqueer are queer/lgbt people who likes chicken tender but turn out I was wrong

[catboymafia]

Some people talk like tenderqueers are mythical creatures. I assure you, they are not. Theyre out there lowkey threatening to evict disabled people because the tenderqueers' own negligence HAS to be someone else's fault. They can absorb an 800$ bill for their cat no problem but its the people living on welfare--who they call comrades--that have the "privilege" of not being employable.

If you can mask as a 40 hr workweek human week in and out? You definitively ARE "physically and mentally capable" of it!! the proof is in the pudding asshole!! Youre putting this shamefest guiltrip on at least one person who manifestly just got out of the hospital days ago after a suicidality scare and another person who was 3hrs away on an island doing medical errands of her own when your cats tail abscess that youve been ignoring finally burst and you had to pay 800$ to fix it

Whose responsibility is it to get you places on time despite your codified drug addiction issues? YOURS! You dont tell anyone else your schedule! You dont leave care instructions for your cats you ignore!

This isnt anyone else's failure to "be an adult" but yours! Youre expecting your roomies to be your fulltime MINDREADING exective assistants for free when you KNOW they themselves dont have the everloving spooooooooons for that, you absolute frothing ty-RUNT

Stfu and rehome your neglected pets!

No one wants you to get your munchausens all over the place again!

[americascomic]

I talked to a trans femme teen yesterday who told me to not use slurs (faggot, tranny) and I think people like to blame social media for these kids being so tenderqueer-y, but this kid also told me that of the 1,400 kids in her art school, there is lots of out gay, trans masc and non-binary AFAB kids but only 10 t-femmes, and I saw in her and this other trans femme teen I know this harsh assimilationist streak (they want to go stealth, strive for conventional beauty standards, jealous of the cis het white blonde girls) because they barely have a community and so it becomes a place to survive.

The internet is this boogieman that distorts what is the consensus. It has a selection bias of hyper isolated, neurodivergent, and anxious people who are just looking to survive

I look at queer kids with annoying conservative opinions I don't see the solution being "internet stop sucking" - the assimilationist woodworking "Cross Dressing Quarterly" trannies of the 90's didn't need TikTok to get this way, it was the violence of the closet.

I see the problem being them being scared kids - what bell hooks calls "the most oppressed class" and I see the solution being a more porous, safe community between kids and adults (outside of the nonprofit industrial complex that uses queer youth spaces to condescend, infantalize, and give resources in a nondemocratic way)

We always say "protect trans kids" and it's worth queer adults of all types toughing through bigotry and accusatory stares to find these kids, build relationships, give resources and love them. All we have is each other. We protect us. Us tranny faggots

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

@pleasantspark Real queer people don't use the tenderqueer alphabet soup labels, we strive to be as abnormal, un-digestible and disgustingly unpleasant as possible and we'll keep being the nasty little unpleasant, unlikable, queer faggot freak bitches that we are until we die.

All that stuff you just listed is some fucking tenderqueer shit I've never even heard of because I only watch John Waters films...

I was going to warn you that from what I've seen, the person who's ask you just answered, willfully exposing your own biphobia, is pretty much a TERF...

But from the use of the word "Female" in your own bio, on top of that biphobia, I realize that you're probably a TERF too...

I mean, I already hated Gravity Falls but now I realize why my ex lady friend who was privileged enough to meet John Waters in person and ironically ghosted me for trying to get her into Hazbin and Helluva before a certain casting announcement happened, also just fucking hated She-ra enough to just block anyone with an icon of it on sight, because I just had to block fucking 4 of them, 5 if we're including the fucked up little terfy bitch that you're willfully engaging and showing your own biphobic terfy ass with right now, which is a shame for N.D Stevenson, but I'm so glad that I dropped that show and never got back into it after my One Harley Quinn Personality Trait Animator Friend also ghosted me for basically saying you shouldn't call the cops on someone in the first place or write a condescending note telling them you called the cops off and suggesting therapy after realizing it was all just very loud drunk sex and post that to tumblr where prudes will only make fun of the person having sex because it's like how 'bout you just get a bat and mind your own business and I thought a Harley Quinn Stan would understand that? But I guess that was a better thing for me because only then did I realize just how much I hated looking at that terribly ugly Harley Quinn Show and all that fake anime bullshit but the She-ra fandom is by far the worst!

Steven Universe 3.0, clearly...

Anyway, you're blocked but since you're 18+ , I can tell you to go have a shit and get sodomized and maybe you'll stop being a biphobic dweeb and get better taste...

I may have legit gotten Taffy'ed for my passions, and you don't know what that means ether but I still can't wait for the next John Waters episode of Helluva Boss in October because I know I may be bitter about some things, but at least I'm not as bitter (or self loathing) as any of you! ;) ♥ X.O

Is Vivzie even bi? She seems like the most heterosexual woman ever

Even if she is, she doesn't know what a normal LGBTQ+ Member is nor does any of her writers.

I sometimes feel she got info from here:

High Guardian Spice

Boyfriends WebToon

The Gacha Community

[nyancrimew]

You are like a living symbol of everything wrong with chronically online uwu tenderqueers on the Internet. If it weren't for people thinking you're a "hacktivist" they would see that youre just another dumb ass virgin bisexual asexual lesbian quasi-demisexual queerplatonic polyamorous mewgender I-need-to-come-up-with-fake-microidentities-to-feel-uwu-valid type bitch who probably masturbates to ao3 incest omegaverse supernatural Harry potter fanfiction or whatever the fuck. Stop being so self centered and pretending like you are some oppressed revolutionist. You are just an online degenerate who has only done one meaningful thing in their life.

ok 👍

[moss-selfship]

Honestly?

Id rather be friends with people who call themselves faggots or queers and have fucked up kinks (as long as they keep them between consenting adults in real life) than the people who try to sanitize and make everything palatable to normal people

Because nine times out of ten they are infinitely better people irl than some random puritan ass person on here. and they will care about you more than anyone else.

So here's to you my fellow faggots, my freaks, my perverts, my degenerates, and all my fellows who dont fit in with the "Acceptable" and "sanitized" people who may as well be conservatives.

never stop being degenerates and keep waving that freak flag high.

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

"Hey... Do you remember that era in time where a bunch of grown ass adults started treating cartoons, and mostly children's cartoons, with story lines, as if they were Intended for Mature Audiences Viewer Discretion Advised ~'Prestige TV~ TM instead of you know, just watching shows actually intended for adults within their actual age range, but they didn't so then every adult just started claiming children's cartoons were 'better' than any show ever written for their actual age range and then that attitude caught up with gen z too and then every cartoon got a two hour long 'video essay' dedicated to it being 'badly written garbage' and then, when some serialized cartoons actually intended for adults came out, those too were 'badly written', but also 'unfunny' and 'immature' because those adult animated series used some slurs and curse words that any mature adult would be used to hearing if they ever consumed any kind of actual adult content instead of just treating a bunch of children cartoons, and mostly Disney cartoons, like ~'Prestige TV'~'? Those were the days! 😭"

it’s ended like last year and I miss it already

I find it so weird that in like 10 years or so, people will be saying “hey does anyone remember the Disney channel Serialized era?”

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Basic math time for basic bitches who actually think Emberlynn is based on Medrano and will try to bring her actual face into it as "proof" (since we're resorting to being *that* petty...)

I'm so sorry to be the only one showing the work, but...

+

+

So obviously =

(Included because...Of course Nichols is that type of Tenderqueer, of course...)

And

But most importantly ...

Reasons/motives for this well deserved pettiness and revenge? Exhibit A:

(That bullshit not to mention Nichols defending the people snubbing her former employer and meetcute organizer...)

But most unfortunately for the fandom...

Exhibit B:

And Medrano just had to sit there and take what this fangirl who fell in love with this character design and voice actor of a gay spider was doing with her characters until Viv herself became uncomfortable enough to put a stop to it because the fandom ran it hard into the ground until these kinds of interpretations became fanon enough to do some serious irrepressible damage to perception of the fandom both in and outside of it? Not saying Ashley and Micheal's coupling was cringe but eh? Like ... Imagine falling in love with a fictional gay sex worker character you're helping animate so hard that that his straight ace voice actor becomes your boyfriend? And then you feel so protective over this character that's not yours and your boyfriend, who is yours, that when, inevitably, your boyfriend gets recast and you're both let go from this pilot job, your relationship with your former employer goes to shit? But your straightbro jock of a "third" that the fandumb culture also ships with you/your boyfriend, and has known/worked with your former employer far longer than both of you have, is caught in the middle of it...? So yeah I take it back, actually, Nichols ... Kinda cringe. Kinda spoiled. Kinda entitled. Not the vibe. But if this was an intentional ...stab... at Ashley and The Hunicast Culture it's kinda deserved. Lol.

But I'm telling you, now all we need is for Emberlynn's Boyfriend to be a stab at Micheal voiced by Blake so we can sit back and watch The Cult of Kovach go psycho.

The real question is ... Do we think Bosco would have the balls to voice like a jacked up parody of his hunicastsona who died of a brain injury playing college football or something and Emberlynn and her softdrink guzzling boyfriend Adopt Him TM because "we saw u frm across the bar at the Chunk E. Chez n dig ur vibe or wateva! ;3 <3" and the only reason Emberylnn even wanted to that is because she saw Blitz with Loona and wanted A Hellhound of Her Own and her boyfriend is jealous so he keeps trying to like, freeze this poor footplayers brain with soft drinks so he can stuff him in a freezer to switch bodies with him eventually so that Emberlynn will like him better, because they're Pinkle and The Brainfreezer, get it? And this poor WereDude is too brain damaged to escape the toxic polycule shenanigans and he doesn't explicitly want to be their third but eventually Emberlynn herself kinda grows on him like a tumor so he just submits to following her around. keeps her from getting into the more intense fights at the back of a denny or whatever at three am. kinda like a more "mature" Buttons and Mindy dynamic or whatever and aside from Emberlynn's jealous boyfriend with an inferiority complex constantly trying to switch bodies with him without Emberlynn noticing ...It's cute. It's fine.

But do we think Bosco would agree to voice that? I think he would .

Final piece of evidence to suggest Emberlynn specifically might be a parody of Ashley('s misconduct and handling of Viv's characters during Hunicast days...):

So... Ashley's main inspiration for 'Far Fetched' is Danny Phantom. right? And who's the most remembered character on Danny Phantom?

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

A result from Ashely's own twitter that came up from 4years ago when I just searched up "Emberlynn Pinkle Ashely Nichols" to make sure nobody already made the hilarious connection I'm about to:

Like okay... If the blue and black fit, girl...

Knowing Viv, just add "lynn" to the end of a name if you want the perfect parody of someone ...

Blam. And you can take that joke after the joke you made out of Medrano's characters and got a boyfriend out of it too!

Look... All's I'm saying is I might be sheltered in this but I've never seen a femme vivizepop fan talk or behave like Emberlynn Pinkle does either outside of or before the hunicast popularized any of the weebshit behavior first, ever!

And again, if that short was a short Revenge Story, if you will, then... it's perfect!

[happenssweet]

sorry this is still crazy… boyfriends.

[emiliosandozsequence]

unpopular opinion probably, but i'm so over the found family trope. truly i'm so so sick of it. at this point, it's just annoying to me. especially bc of the way people usually do it too.

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

I guess they don't know that My Melody's current English voice actress also voice acted for the little bug bitch in the Hazbin Pilot ether and they should've changed the goddamn fucking Sanrio Profile pic before they went off?

Also... "I agree with the point of this tweet..." Well, obviously, I fucking don't and I just wish people would just stop. placating to all these goddamn fucking idiots if they already fucking know damn well how wrong they are?

[lumieresdanslacave]

She took poppers and a tall glass of cold milk It's shit everywhere I go!

[suffercerebral]

i have many opinions that i feel weird talking about because there are so many people within my social circle who just like. get all of their information from social media and don't think about it from a more nuanced perspective or god forbid a researched perspective (as long as the research agrees with their opinion it's fine but they love to ignore the other stuff) and i get made to feel like a facebook rotted antivaxxer for thinking that 16 years olds can't diagnose themselves with personality disorders

[mothtowers]

being one of the good™ cringy autists in the "cool parts" of tumblr is just a lot of eyebrow raising and going "woah you... actually believe that about people..."

[flagellant]

charcuterie boards are for fags now I've decided and so if you try and eat cheese but still tag things with "#q slur" you deserve to have your IP addressed published in a pastebin sorry