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Irving, First Enchanter of Kinloch Hold: I shall rename this Circle after its most prestigious member

Amell/Surana: I'm honored :)

Irving, First Enchanter of Dagna's Very Own Big Fuck-Off Tower: sorry, what?

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She had objectively more pressing problems at that moment but man, had to suck to be Justinia and seeing that the one fucker who came to rescue her from the ancient darkspawn monster threatening to kill her was. A dwarf. This is the last thing she saw of her world before getting thrown into the Fade and eaten by a bunch of creatures. I would be seething.

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And why are you, as a man, doing "plenty of imagining" about your best bro getting fucked 🤔🤨🫵🏳️‍🌈⁉️

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Bhelen in the dwarf noble origin: my siblings have been, like the mere puppets they foolishly let me turn them into, dancing to the tune I have set for them. They've been doing so for years now, none suspects a thing. It won't be long until I set my brilliant plan to seize the throne in motion and force this entire city to see that it is my right to do so. And anyone who'll dare to stand in my way will be destroyed.

Bhelen in the dwarf commoner origin: how do I spell gorjus

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Cadash: Holy fuck the Grand Duchess is behind this!!!!!

the party seeing how Cadash's thighs look in the Masterwork Prowler Armor I just put them in:

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This is Aeducan/Velanna. You understand.

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Oh my god dude you have to check out Inquisition, it is such a good game about the inherent dehumanization of becoming a symbol of hope disguised as a power fantasy and a look at religion as an institution run by human beings with human flaws who are just as capable as anyone else to put their own survival above all and it has some of the most compellingly written characters in the franchise and, what's the best part you ask? Ehm, erhmmm. The Horror Tunnels. They have fuck-all to do with what I just said, actually. Wait, bro where are you g

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Warden Commander Aeducan after Varel said that holding a noble's family hostage to make sure none would try to move against them is a "terriby Orlesian thing to do 🙄"

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Mardy's Brat!Rook: Whatever man. Snarky sorceresses with dark hair and emotional walls taller than Orzammar's Royal Palace aren't even THAT hot 🙄

Neve: Hey

Mardy's Brat!Rook: ohf ujlck

Oghren's Nugget!Rook: I just can't understand... What could the Wardens offer to my father that me and my mother couldn't...😭

Davrin: Hi

Oghren's Nugget!Rook: damnb.

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I know it would have been a nightmare for the devs to juggle two different player characters but I still wish these two could have been recruited at the same time tbh. I needed to see what kind of headaches they would have brought to the Ferelden nobility and to each other :/

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Origins needed to have Oghren regain all the five points of approval he loses over Zevran's recruitment if, during the confrontation with Taliesen in the endgame, Zev's own approval was high enough to stick with the party. For this reason alone BioWare should be granted nine thousand billions for a remake.

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Thanks to you the dwarven folk in other media are starting to grow on me. Pathfinder kingmaker's Harrim is my bro now, he can officiate my wedding even. Baptise my kids and be their godfather

Harrim's moving speech at your Beautiful wedding (he's never been happier):

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men will refuse to ask for directions and have the audacity to be surprised when they end up here

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what do you mean you don't sell Legion of the Dead armor sets what kind of sex shop is this

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Free my man Solas he literally did all of it and I need him out and about so he can get ripped to shreds by a bunch of dwarves when he least expects it

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Damn mister Kondrat, banned from carrying weapons within city limits after accidentally killing a young man in a first-blood match, specialization Berserker, tell us more!

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This always was an incredibly touching little detail to me but also an insane thing to say if you're playing as Aeducan. His ass was NOT encouraging.