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I know it would have been a nightmare for the devs to juggle two different player characters but I still wish these two could have been recruited at the same time tbh. I needed to see what kind of headaches they would have brought to the Ferelden nobility and to each other :/

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Origins needed to have Oghren regain all the five points of approval he loses over Zevran's recruitment if, during the confrontation with Taliesen in the endgame, Zev's own approval was high enough to stick with the party. For this reason alone BioWare should be granted nine thousand billions for a remake.

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Thanks to you the dwarven folk in other media are starting to grow on me. Pathfinder kingmaker's Harrim is my bro now, he can officiate my wedding even. Baptise my kids and be their godfather

Harrim's moving speech at your Beautiful wedding (he's never been happier):

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men will refuse to ask for directions and have the audacity to be surprised when they end up here

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what do you mean you don't sell Legion of the Dead armor sets what kind of sex shop is this

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Free my man Solas he literally did all of it and I need him out and about so he can get ripped to shreds by a bunch of dwarves when he least expects it

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Damn mister Kondrat, banned from carrying weapons within city limits after accidentally killing a young man in a first-blood match, specialization Berserker, tell us more!

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This always was an incredibly touching little detail to me but also an insane thing to say if you're playing as Aeducan. His ass was NOT encouraging.

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When Duncan is telling us that we have to go to the tower of Ishal and fire up every dwarf warden kinda peeks over the dialogue and it cracks me up every time

The struggle of Dragon Age dwarves trying to appear on screen is at the heart of the franchise. It's its main theme, even. Solas is a metaphor for the camera.

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Shale should have been romanceable if only because I wanted to see how Cadash would have handled knowing their great-great-great-grandparent is fucking AEDUCAN

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justice for my man Dougal Gavorn honestly 🫡 All he did was Nobly trying to scam a rich asshole (Hawke) but oOoooOOOooh Bioware just HAD to take a hard stance against that

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House Arainai 🤝 House Dellamorte 🤝 House de Riva:

can all these fucking DWARVES try to seduce someone OTHER than our best assassins. PER UNA VOLTA.

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Origins mod concept: if you're playing as Brosca every time you're in Orzammar for the main quest and the characters are discussing the tragedy of Endrin's death/his childrens' fate the camera briefly switches to your character doing this

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"Inquisition isn't flawless" Please babe this isn't you.. I know you're still in there... .. Think all the times they gave us Cadash's bare tits on screen. You can fight this.

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I love the comedy of an Aeducan who helped Bhelen become king because he's also an Aeducan refusing to think of Alistair as a valid option for Ferelden's throne in spite of him being a Theirin. Very little that your deeply held belief in the divine right of kings or whatever can do against watching a grown ass man losing an argument to a dog (over the dog's food)

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eyes snap open at 4 a.m. mardy's little brat is technically old enough to star in veilguard

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Everytime someone runs in DA and there is a dwarf know that that poor bastard has to take two steps for every one the rest does! They have to run twice as fast for the same speed

Not to worry! All they need to circumvent this problem is good aim and very few scruples about hurting people