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I love the comedy of an Aeducan who helped Bhelen become king because he's also an Aeducan refusing to think of Alistair as a valid option for Ferelden's throne in spite of him being a Theirin. Very little that your deeply held belief in the divine right of kings or whatever can do against watching a grown ass man losing an argument to a dog (over the dog's food)

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eyes snap open at 4 a.m. mardy's little brat is technically old enough to star in veilguard

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Everytime someone runs in DA and there is a dwarf know that that poor bastard has to take two steps for every one the rest does! They have to run twice as fast for the same speed

Not to worry! All they need to circumvent this problem is good aim and very few scruples about hurting people

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the guards at Fort Drakon: thank fuck we locked away the Warden. They won't be able to get away now!

the Famous Broma Brothers:

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mr solas dreadwolf for being the elf-only straight romance option you sure are letting any dwarf who's moderately bitchy to you live rent free in your bald little head uh! ten years and counting bro !!

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"See? Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay" Leske side-eyeing BROsca/Gorrim stunned by his lord/Alistair looking at his homie in arms.. Oghren already tucked in waiting for his goodnight kiss

men be like "im fighting the blight" and then the blight is bisexuality!!!

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Rook: Hi

Harding after one bad kiss:

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m!aeducan/gorim:

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has anyone tried giving Brosca a meat tenderizer, diplomatic immunity and about 37 hours locked in the assembly alone with the deshyrs maybe that could fix orzammar, has anyone tried that

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The spoiler tag doesn't get recognized if you add - at the end

OH SHIT I'm sorry for that 😭😭 fixed the tags & I'll keep it in mind

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Rook knowing that physical contact with Harding might be harmful to them, going for a kiss anyway, getting knocked the fuck out by her powers in about zero seconds, almost cracking their skull on the pavement and the first thing they do. The FIRST thing they do, before they even think of getting up, is to keep trying to reach for her while babbling like a lovestruck FOOL...

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Not to downplay the dangers of Red Lyrium but man, Bartrand leaving Varric to die in the Deep Roads was the funniest way they could have dropped the first hint that something sinister was going on. Oh my god what manner of dark and twisted magic would make anyone do something like this to Varric :((( Bioware babygirl half of the Merchants' Guild daydreams about him getting his balls ripped off by a genlock DAILY get a grip?????

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Loving to play Cadash as an incredibly pragmatic and ruthless individual because the idea of someone being saved ("saved") from the kind of life that taught them they need to be as cruel as they can to survive & placed in a more "righteous" role where they can only truly thrive by the same cutthroat ways everyone swore to them they could now leave behind is very compelling to me. Hating to play Cadash as an incredibly pragmatic and ruthless individual because Blackwall is Mad at me :(

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We all know that Dworkin is a freak in the sheets just look at how he flirted with the Commander of the Grey by blowing up those darkspawn and then giving them explosives

^Things you hear Oghren say to an increasingly distressed Nathaniel while you walk around Vigil's Keep

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fac e gnaweed. Off...

Fuck my stupid baka life I should be gazing into a deepstalker's eyes so that the Noble creature would see that my intentions are pure, my heart unburdened by sin. A worthy addition to welcome into the pack.

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Fuck my stupid baka life I should be gazing into a deepstalker's eyes so that the Noble creature would see that my intentions are pure, my heart unburdened by sin. A worthy addition to welcome into the pack.

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some of you all are so hateful to bisexuals "anders is straight he and karl were just friends" "don't romance leliana with a man that's disgusting" "what do you mean you want to fuck dworkin glavonak" "it's not realistic for josephine to be into women like that" like damn let us live