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if I disappear until mid-summer: I haven't died, I'm doing fine and getting paid lol
#on here too just in case#starting a long-awaited project at work! pretty excited but it's going to be a few busy months#my posts#-
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sorry to say this on the women and gays website but a m!aeducan who romances morrigan is so hysterical to me. i'm obsessed with him, what do you mean you go from being the golden child of Orzammar to all but beg a woman who's not afraid to call you a pathetic bitch to your face to tell you you're good in bed. what do you mean you conceive a child for all the wrong reasons with her and you still end up a better parent than YOUR father. guy of the century i'm afraid. that kid speaks in tongues where the fuck is the bar at.
#my toxic bisexual trait is that i think straight women who are a little bit 馃 mean to men are the funniest people on earth i'm sorry#last thing i saw of aeducan was him jumping throught a cursed mirror to be with her. he was probably whimpering. how can i not be obsessed!#dragon age#dragon age origins#morrigan#aeducan#dwarf noble origin#my posts
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It's called Absolution because Lacklon is Absolutely my type 鉂わ笍
#^guy who was so bad at english in middle school#i wouldn't be opposed to more dragon age animated projects as long as they keep making dwarves hot tbh#dragon age#dragon age absolution#lacklon#my posts
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I'm replaying Origins without a dwarf warden for the first time in years and I completely forgot how insane the first impression of Orzammar is if you haven't started the game there "Hello player please enjoy this small cutscene of two angry mobs shouting at each other in the town's square. It seems everyone is carrying weapons" what. "Uh oh looks like it ended with one man butchered in the streets" What. "Two of those thugs were the current candidates to the throne" WHAT.
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Oghren's Nugget!Rook: I've met someone but I'm not sure how to tell dad
The Hero of Ferelden: I know your father has many flaws but there's nothing he wants more than you living a good life. And if you've found someone that makes you happy, he'll be overjoyed
Oghren's Nugget!Rook: he's an Antivan Crow
The Hero of Ferelden: do not fucking talk to your father about this until I've done some damage control. Holy shit, what were you thinking? Hasn't his liver gone through enough already?! Is he into leather? PLEASE tell me he isn't into leather
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#oghren#dwarf rook#lucanis dellamorte#my posts#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers
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Duncan seeing a young dwarf walking towards him while their buddy dares them to ask to drink his bath water
#what IS wrong with leske!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#brosca#dwarf commoner origin#leske#my posts
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Florianne: It cannot have escaped your notice that certain parties are engaged in dangerous machinations tonight... 馃槈
Cadash: But I thought dangerous machinations were the national sport in Orlais 馃槝
Cadash (internally): me little legs...
#that scene was NOT thought with a dwarf in mind#no hate to the developers at all but oooof ouch MY knees felt those strides#she had them fighting for their goddamn life even before the ambush#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#cadash#inquisitor cadash#florianne de chalons#my posts
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The beloved vampire companion from Baldur's Gate 3!

You know him!
Astronomer, the beloved vampire companion from Baldur's Gate 3: I really should have killed you when I had the chance
ME, walking my ass into an incredibly oblivious trap just to see miss Korilla strut in & kill people: Arthritis, please. I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
#sorry for responding in a reblog i wasn't sure it would have been clear what the context was otherwise lol#my apologies to Astigmatism and his fans i'm sure he's lovely this is just who i think of whenever i see the box art#ask -
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The Crows watching you to tell you to get some self respect and go for a dwarven blacksmith who bathes at least FOUR times a year
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this is embarassing but I always forget that Corypheus is supposed to be tall. I know the scene where he lifts the Inquisitor to look them in the eyes is framed to show just how inhumanly tall he is but I'm, like, playing as a dwarf man. I could do that and I'm 165 cm on a good day.
#i DID get jumpscared by his height the first time i played a qunari lol#i was like ''oh he's TALL tall!''#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#corypheus#cadash#inquisitor cadash#my posts
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The Crows watching me unknowningly dodge another murder attempt by completely ignoring the drop-dead gorgeous assassin they sent to seduce me in favor of trying to get dicked down by a dwarven blacksmith who showers twice a year:

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did you find the Last Court preservation drive?
I didn't even know it existed 馃槄 so thank you for the heads up!
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The Last Court vexes me. What do you mean you've got the people behind the Evil and Fucked Up Underground City of Unspeakable Horrors (Class Disparity Among Them) Game working on something fun for you. And you DON'T have it set in Orzammar. Did a pack of dwarves push a dragon age dev's mom off a cliff or something.
#can you believe i managed to not learn about the last court's existence until AFTER it got shut down#insane when you think how much i was anticipating inquisition back then (or how much i've obsessed over it after its release)#i've done the math ok the last court closed down permanently less than TWO WEEKS before i first discovered fallen london. insane.#2020 giveth and 2020 taketh away i guess#dragon age#dragon age the last court#my posts
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No man "dying in a desperate last stand against impossible odds" is not an Universal Man Urge I just think you need more vitamin D *gets a single glimpse of Dragon Age dwarves* Ok nevermind I get it now
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any other discourse on veilguard aside, they really introduced THE romanceable shortstack redhead tomboy gamerbros have been begging for since time immemorial in the same game where this two meters tall white hair and pronouns wall of muscle can waltz in and steal her from under their fucking noses... like you have to admit it's a little funny. maybe the woke agenda is real
#''and how do you know what the average horny straight man is into'' oh that's simple i jus[i sprint away and never stop running]#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#scout harding#lace harding#taash#my posts#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers
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Do you think a "Sera approves" message pops up the first time Rook goes down on Harding
#2025 & seeing her approval going up when the inquisitor flirts with harding is still one of my fave little moments in the series lol#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age the veilguard#scout harding#lace harding#sera#my posts#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers
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