#ant fucking do this

[magp1e-starl1ght]

I had a very weird dream this morning about a webcomic about an older goth guy and his 2 adoptive “ant girl” daughters.

The goth dude kinda looked like if you combined young Trent Reznor and young Peter Murphy. The ant girls were kinda like cat girls but with ants instead of cats, like they looked mostly human but with ant features. They were about the size of the average teenage human. I remember one of the ant girls was like a red ant with long red hair and whatnot, and the other was a black ant with shorter black hair. I think the red girl had some kind of backstory about how she was a parasitic ant larvae that was sent to infiltrate a different species ant colony (???) but failed and got abandoned and that’s how goth guy adopted her. Idk about the other girl’s backstory or the goth guy’s backstory or what any of their names were.

The comic was REALLY popular online, esp tumblr and Reddit for some reason. On Reddit the red girl was more popular but on tumblr people were REALLY obsessed with the goth guy, I think my subconscious invented a new tumblr sexyman.

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

[greencarnation]

I just found out that Israel has killed more of their own hostages than they have members of Hamas God help me I am going fucking insane

[anoant]

God of Time

[robbyykeene]

“She wasn’t forcing him in any way” YOU chose to show Robby so drunk he couldn’t talk and could barely stand. YOU chose to show Robby come out of that room and say he couldn’t remember what happened. YOU chose to show him stand there like a zombie unresponsive while she kissed him and then stumble away like he didn’t know what planet he was on. YOU chose to depict a situation where one party so obviously could not consent, and the other was acutely aware of that fact. Stop playing fucking dumb and admit you’re a pathetic rape apologist and move the fuck on.

[pluviatrix]

astarion origin playthrough going...well? / big man WHY are we announcing that we got ghaik'd in front of god and everybody. it was for the achievement i swear.

[dadlink]

etude 5

NEW GAME | LOAD | CONTINUE?

[Character Quest(s) Unlocked: Fur-trapper's Boy, The Bowyer of Etlinn, Maiden King, The Echo]

main: @pluviatrix

[planet4546b]

i actually cant stop thinking about this going out for a fun night at the circus with my bestieeeeee outfit of choice? the sweater my ex who tried to kill me gave me 😊

[cathartidae]

TOP TEN HYMENOPTERA

AS RANKED BY ME, AN UNQUALIFIED TUMBLR USER WHO LIKES WAUCE

this is for you @hawkpartys

NUMBER 10

AMERICAN WINTER ANT- they have funny asses. thats how i tell em apart compared to all the other ant sp in my area. big ass (src)

NUMBER 9

GENUS EUSANDALUM- this is mostly bc of hazes comment on it. quote "ma'am not to like profile you or anything but this is an oak and you are a small wasp. i think i know what you're here for. (src)

NUMBER 8

EURYTOMA- i cant actually give you a proper image of this one i wanna talk abt since the sp split is still in progress. however they just look ridiculous. girl ur ass (src)

NUMBER 7

SUBFAMILY GONATOPODINAE- why do you look like that. (src)

NUMBER 6

TRIBE THYREODONINI- just look at this thang. what a creature. gongeous (src)

NUMBER 5

BLACK GIANT ICHNEUMONID WASP- i nearly excluded this one bc i was like "ohhh theyre too basic". ichneumonid wasps. basic? bro 90% of people have never heard of the cunts man. anyways 10/10 love these guys. (src)

NUMBER 4

TRIBE PEPSINI (TARANTULA HAWK WASPS AND ALLIES)- i realy couldnt not include these theyre just fuckin gorgeous man (src)

NUMBER 3

CHRYSIS CHROSOSTIGMA- literally gongeous. all jewel wasps are my faves tbh theyre just so pretty (src)

NUMBER 2

VELVET ANTS- oh yeah you have a taxa thats mostly known for their wings? NO fuck you. wasp ant. its like an ant but its actualy a wasp. hell yeah. i wanna see one so bad the horticulture prof at my college says she sees em in the garden sometimes (src)

NUMBER 1

CICADA KILLERS (GENUS SPHECIUS)- i just love em. theyre so ridiculous and really really gorgeous. truly truly the creatures of ever.

HONORARY MENTION

gall wasps. bro you are so fucking ridiculous HWY DO TYOU LOOK LIKE THATTTTT my favourite things is to find oaks and look for the silliest galls on em. i founf one called a yellow wig gall. fucked up (src)

[yonpote]

what the fuck do you MEAN daniel howell is a balatro god tier gamer i cant

WAIT HE DIDNT EVEN DO A FIVE OF A KIND i guess the flush was better but there were five kings in his hand bruuhhh

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

saw this post out in the wild and our jaw DROPPED we were shocked

you are an ant.

ant thing.

ant thing.

ant forever.

[simplydnp]

dan expects this of us but have we ever dogpiled on phil like this 😂 like i'm sure he expected some shenanigans, but we've absolutely read him (and dan) for filth. directly into his inbox.

i guess dont disrespect the sanctity of polls and then crawl back to tumblr like it didn't happen, phil 💅

[mixelation]

i don't actually know that many bug facts tbh. it's just that one of the occupational hazards of being a biologist is that you hang out with other biologists, and most biologists are extremely prone to randomly telling you the most in depth random description of a specific creature at all times, and a lot of creatures happen to be bugs. this is more likely with creatures the biologist doesn't study btw. we're sick of talking about our own creatures

[yeehawpim]

hey y'all! I made a webcomic!

future comics of these lil guys will upload there first, plus there's a more navigable archive.

finished comics will still upload here, but every monday/wednesday/friday noon pacific time there will be new pages going up there.

first page of a new comic is already up and another tomorrow!

[cconfusedkat]

I finished this a couple of hours ago but then i took a nap ,,,, without further ado i finally gave sozonius a proper ref :-DD obvi hes not a bishop but hes still a unique follower SO !!!!!!!! I give him my all 🗣

I know the researcher label kinda is misused here but i wouldnt know how else to describe his role tbh ,,, he's kinda like a preacher but ALSO not ???? At the same time ??? And the casual clothes on the left was decided bc i wanted to give him a similiar outfit to Allure/lamb !! And just cuz his fav color is yellow :-]

I ALSO WENT ALL OUT ON THIS ONE ,,, i gen cant believe i decided to make him that tall but i always got this funny tall vibe from him tbh 😭,, do you think he bumps his head into the temple door for an early morning sermon whenever hes extremely exhausted /j

And a blank ,,,, i like how he and leshy are the ones that look the most miserable in their cultist wear (outfits on the right) 😭 he is NOT happy to be there 💔💔

Also a shit post from the 9th (because i procrastinated This long on him)

[batboys-cumdumpster]

Imagine having opinions about characters in a book series you haven't even read the entirety of and refuse to read the other books

What the fuck are you doing?