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father and sus i mean son
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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text
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Real life is just like minecraft. You can mine and craft, if you want. There are biomes. Cave.
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talking about a movie with someone who also hated it: yeah man that shit fucking blows, you'd have to be lesser than a dog to enjoy it
talking about same movie with someone who enjoyed it: i dont think it quite reached the heights that it was reaching for
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Save my father 😭💔
I'm Omar, my father
My friend, please save my father. It's on my deathbed, my father's bad condition. I can't do anything I hope you can help us, my friend. Please. 💔💔🥺☹️
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We don't have enough money to do all this. I'm helpless, my friend, I'm afraid to lose my parents. Please help me and send me money so I can provide all this for my parents. Please, please. 💔💔☹️🍉
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image id: final fantasy 7 fanart showing the party of red, barret, aerith, tifa, cloud, and yuffie sitting together at a circular table in a restaurant, all of them with exhausted expressions and leaning on the table or leaning back in their chairs. end id.
foods taking forever. theyre hungry.
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image id: trigun fanart showing vash and wolfwood cuddling. wolfwood is lying on top of vash, with his arms around vash and his face pressed into his neck, and vash has his arms and knees wrapped around wolfwood's back. vash is laughing, and wolfwood is smiling happily. end id.
they're in love your honor
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i do need to read more fun little one act plays because i looooove writing plays and i need to know more about the format + genre so i know what i am doing. cause like its so fun in here
#pers#next time i am at the library. i will get books of one acts#one of my proudest little plays i at one point sent to my sibling who acts#and they were like oh like i could see performing this. like i know how i could perform it. great compliment to recieve
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(Most neurotic guy in the world voice) I like to chill and have fun
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image 1: a tweet by @/spehcidwasp that reads 'My brother just handed me the scariest beer I've ever seen. Nothing on the label. Was at the very back of the cooler. Guy at the shop didn't know anything about it. 12% abv. This is a creepypasta beverage'. attached is an image of a hand holiding a beer can with a mostly featureless label, showing a faint image of cars in a tunnel with the text 'Accident in Hubbard's Cave'.
image 2: the same image of the beer, portioned into three sections with different labels. the top third reads 'yeah man i know how to navigate a cave easy'. the second reads 'was that tunnel there before?'. the third reads 'wait do you guys hear that? what is that? is someone down here?'. end id.
This had me audibly cackling in the office
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ok. i do not believe this problem will be solved today. i will solve it tomorrow and i have a backup plan just in case.
#pers#taking deep breaths so i can go back to writing. for at least a little while#this might be good enough reason for me to skip the stupid work party tomorrow#and ill do some light cheating and go grab some relevant older work for help w my nano word count#im done feeling stressed about this. im hungry and i want to CHILL!
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-> finally sat down to do a thing ive been putting off -> fucked it up -> have to wait to redo it or at least make a few phone calls -> i have barely any time to do that tomorrow -> WHATS THE DEAL
#pers#scheduling this month has felt like such hell and dogshit all the fucking time#im so fed the fuck up. SO MAD that i fucked it up UGH
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the author's barely disguised. you can tell it's just them in a fake mustache.
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i think that, perhaps, leading your anti-suicide psa by implicitly calling suicidal people selfish fucks who don't care about the people who love them, may not be an optimal approach,
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Manspreading alone in the endless darkness
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hxh ending 5 got me all like
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