#anon thank you for your service

[bratscave]

So, I had this thought that Bruce gives the best oral when he's angry or frustrated about something.

He'd had his face buried into your pussy, like mashed right into it. Your legs thrown over his shoulders haphazardly.

He's slurping and sucking with anger, like he's gonna get vengeance by eating out your pussy. Idk if that makes sense but he'd be sucking on your clit with all that anger on how he couldn't stop the Riddler or how Joker got away again or how some stupid merc had nearly caught him off guard.

He'd just unleash every anger into sucking on your pussy, making you squeal and yelp. You'd maybe even beg him to ease up on the intensity but he's too far gone to even listen.

You're certainly not complaining about the amazing (yet somehow punishing) head but it was pretty annoying to have a sore clit for three days after the session.

AAHHHH??? anon i'm so sorry this has been in my inbox for long over a month bc i simply felt like i couldn't even add anything myself? you said it so well i'm tweaking 😭😭😭

[valeriianz]

the tiny ask fic @gabessquishytum and i wrote that goes suspiciously well with this (and that anyone could and should pick up and write something more of) haha

here!

Can you draw Hob and Morpheus as Troye Sivan and Ross Lynch in "One of your girls" music video? That chair scene made me go completely insane.

🪑

[spookyboywhump]

It’s the time of the year where I defend sharks as if my life depends on it while my family watches those stupid fucking shark shows where they villainize them

VALID!!! JUSTICE FOR SHARKS ALL MY HOMIES DEFEND SHARKS!!!!

I love sharks so fucking much and I wish they got the love they deserved instead of always being treated as scary monsters :(

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for being innocent of telepathic mass murder?

This past month has been kind of nuts. I was accused of being a mass murderer by a private investigator based on a few coincidental clues he had, one of which is my association to his second suspect. He arrested this suspect due to physical evidence, who also insists she's my girlfriend (she's not, by the way! She just showed up at my house once by stalking me online, I don't know what her deal is!)

I guess he was so persuasive I was his primary suspect/her leader that I desperately submitted myself into monitored confinement to prove that I wasn't telepathically killing people without realizing it. It was impossible for me to kill without access to information of the mass victims, but all it seemed to do was make the detective more suspicious of me! He even got my father to shove a fake gun in my face to test if he'd be killed telepathically in my defense (he wasn't, because I'm not a magic murderer!).

So now the detective has locked me and this weird girl inside his headquarters and won't let either of us outside until we can hunt down who is currently (has always been) doing all the mass murders. I thought this lockdown would definitively prove I'm at least innocent, but this guy fucking handcuffed himself to me and still insists I'm the murderer but I "most likely just don't remember it." The rest of his team don't know what to make of it either, but he's their boss, so...

AITA? I think I'd know if I killed hundreds of people, even if the "world's greatest detective" says I don't, so I'm really starting to feel like I'm being gaslit. ((P.S., if you caught me posting this, just because I know how to hack through your monitoring system in headquarters does not make me a murderer! If you comment, I swear to god I'll punch you in the nose a second time.))

[rizzanon]

holy moly guacamole why did fixing a blog take so long to do oh my days, but guess who finally got to have a side blog purely just for fanarts and asks 😼 (technically this is just my old blog that I stopped using since I switched to different one..oop!)

this is like receiving freedom holy cow I get to send pictures now and still able to be semi-anonymous

anyways here’s a little sneak peak on one of the fanart I’m planning to send 🥳🥳

I ended up basing Caitlyn’s brother off of her design someone gave in your asks but I’ll be rereading chapter 4 again to check if I missed details regarding his physical looks b4 sending the full fanart 😼 (this one is based off of the Pinterest link an anon sent)

- 🌔 (I’m gonna keep sending this emoji in all of my asks till the day I die)

HAHAH OMG dw i didn’t give caitlyn’s brother any descriptive details (or a name… 💀) so feel free to draw him however you like!!

BUT LMAO I CAN’T WITH JASON AT THE BACK (stay jealous bro) 😭 I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE FULL FANART 🤩

[the-kingshound]

This is 'missing-my-siblings-hours' . So, here you go, Emyr's (Tried my best not to be ooc) (Which I think I am, and I'm sincerely sorry) if MC and Saraah really succeed in bringing him to Camelot:

When Emyr woke up, he didn't expected to have sliced cucumbers along his face, nor did he expect to seeing his older and younger brothers whisking some sort of a gooey mix, while excitedly muttering how much skin care they'd get to work on him after all these years.

And so, when Ghaven walked up to him and applying the mixture on him, Emyr did what others mostly seen on him. He doesn't move at all, too numb to fight back even within a dream that feels like long ago.

Until Saraah, with his own beauty mask still on, eyes stand out among the sliced cucumbers and awkward little braids that somehow reminds Emyr of the one MC used to do with his eyes, look at him with a blank expression, poked his daydreams.

"...Are you seriously thinking you're still just dreaming, my dearest brother who keeps him away from us?"

Saraah's always managed to poke on others nerves, and they're never been easy to get it away.

Instantly, Emyr crawls out his bed, pushing away both his brothers as he flings himself to the nearest window and opens it.

And that's when he knew there's no way back now.

Emyr looks down along the window. He watches as his oldest sister, Adrei, keeps tight hold of Mordred, the only young child he can think so living with the Queen, and there's Radel, his youngest brother, who seems to be in better and healthier states as before, given how he can heard the latter go out his way teaching flowers to their little nephew.

But what holds most is when he saw — the one and last of them all, the youngest one, his little sister who's been trying to get hold of him, who's still reach out despite his distance — appears among the garden.

Emyr always know she'd been beautiful. But nothing can't stop him from worrying back when Adrei's letters come through about her going on battlefields. He'd remember what's like back then for him, his mind goes through those eyes resembling of the purest pearl that always soothe him, when he's still young, and could get a firm hold of his little sibling in his arms.

Ghaven weren't surprised at all. When Emyr's stunned. They kept silence as Saraah sneaks back up to Emyr and offer painful but nonetheless comforting touches, "Yeah, yeah, I know too." His next words, though, ouch. "After all these times... Can't belive we're all together again, huh? Except for Osi—— OCEANA! I mean that boring kingdom in the old mermaid tale! OCEANA! Emyr, stop hitting me! Ah! Ouch!"

If isn't the fact Emyr's still too timid (they'd change it, given now where they are) to even commit a murder, Ghavem would've step in to stop them from a supposedly crime scene. Still, they moves up between both their brothers, and cast away Saraah who's now running off to join in the rest in garden.

He didn't spoke anything. Waiting patiently for Emyr.

"I... H-how did... Is the King——" How did I got here? Is the King aware of this? "W-What will... I can't... They'd got... Of me... S..." What will happen to them? What will happen to you and Saraah? I can't be here! They'd get me! You'd get killed because of me! Sent me back! "I... I... Ah——..."

Emyr crumbles at last. Luckily, Ghaven's there to make sure their knees wouldn't hurt much as they catch him as they gradually fall to the ground. Ah, Adrei'd lecture them on this, definitely. Being too harsh on the joke.

"To answer your questions." They pulls him up back to the bed and throws up every warm blankets from the one mother hen knight closed to their little one. "MC'd been plotting to get you here since the last time we all met. Ironically, your... former house, got some issues."

Emyr don't need to hear anymore to know what's been going around. So he decided to do the thing he's been good at. He closes his eyes, nodding off soundly in his found peace as Ghaven lights up a few candles.

Osia can screw off. Emyr thinks. She can't do no harm to him now that he's faraway than she'll ever think.

A-And... He'd like to hug everyone when he's awake.

(Sorry for grammatic mistakes =+

Aww omg that's so adorable... bestest of ways to start my day❤ Thank you so much for sending it, anon, I actually think Emyr was quite in character! Having all the siblings together is very nostalgic and makes me want to hurry and get them all to Camelot...

[ozzgin]

hiii i'm magical girl anon if that's not taken! (who's not always a girl but details details). This blog brings me a lot of comfort, so I want to protect everyone on here to the best of my ability, even though I can't run a single lap without collapsing! :3 I hope that's ok with you?

I don't think anyone here would oppose to receiving a magical girl's blessing, anon. Here, I made a banner to let everyone know of your influence.

[borealing]

I'm still so obsessed with the scene where Inho kills that guy in Mingle. Everything about that scene is just portraying him as a dead behind the eyes predator. He just snapped a guy's neck while staring that shark stare straight in jungbae's eyes, and carried on staring him in the eye while cradling the corpse in his arms. That was Terrifying! Poor Jungbae getting locked in a tiny room that he can't leave with an apex predator and a (very very very fresh) corpse. He didn't deserve this!! That was such an incredible scene i swear

I FORGOR TO ANSWER THIS you're so right anon. that's where the veil between inho, youngil, and the frontman all blur and it's absolutely fascinating. i honestly think that he chose jungbae to go with him because 1. he wanted to test gihun, and 2. he knew that it would be the most dangerous part of the game, and he was okay with jungbae possibly dying if they got the wrong room/things went wrong, but he wouldn't have been okay revealing his plan so fast if it was gihun, and he was okay with jungbae watching him kill someone if it was necessary (which it was). everything he did was so calculated and that decision is absolutely fascinating to me!! the look he gave jungbae with the corpse draped over his lap... as you say, locked in with an apex predator who is completely unreadable. it was an incredible writing, acting, and directing choice all round and i am obsessed!!

[nameless-network]

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL TRAIN HORN HEARD ON THE CHRISTMAS STREAM🚨🚨

(at 9:18:10)

HOLY SHIT I COMPLETELY MISSED THAT - I WENT BACK AND CHECKED AND YEAH...

qsmp... what does this mean....

clip as evidence - holy shit?????? and thats deffo a train like i reckon the thundering noise before it is supposed to be its wheels

[frownyalfred]

I'm going to be completely honest, I'm the anon that sent in the ask about not reading angst and then about 5 minutes later sent it both asks about Bruce changing his name to Bruce Pennyworth-Wayne. The idea just came to me and I can now see why people write angst, it is surprisingly very fun😅

You see the yelling your words evoke and get into it….obviously that’s never happened to me BUT 😂

[bixels]

in the body reference post AJ's body type is exactly the same as mine down to the tan lines and body hair, and I gotta say it's real nice to feel represented!!

👍 Stocky, hairy women are the pillars of queer society.

[gwyns]

Dare I say Gwynriel coded 🙊

https://www.tumblr.com/ilovemitsuya/763112412237955072/a-man-who-grips-your-hands-like-this-hes-so

as a hand slut, i am losing my mind over these gifs MY GOD

after gwyn and az are happily mated, i need azriel to be handsy as fuck all the time

[st-alastors-confessional]

al, I overdosed on melatonin perc and xanax yesterday, I just wanted to take a nap. r drugs sins? I don’t feel sorry😒just wanted to ask

Drugs? A sin?

Oh-ho-ho, certainly not.

But safe practices are always paramount when consuming substances. I implore you to take care in future, my dear. I’d hate for anything to damage that wonderful soul of yours.

Your sins are forgiven.

St. Alastor

[moodymisty]

So, I’m the original Vulkan Size Kink anon AND Lion Primal anon, and I cannot fucking believe I didn’t think about Primal Vulkan.

So to that other anon, thank you so much for the food I will be completely normal about it

OH yeah we are all totally behaving normally about it, I totally don't have a WIP for that idea. Totally not.

[tadc-harlequin-au]

i would like to thank the anons here for cooking so hard that they make michelin star restraunts but never show their @ like they are the batmans of this world

NAH BECAUSE FR, THEY'RE SQUEEZING ANSWERS OUT OF ME LIKE A SLICED CITRUS FRUIT MAN AND I'M TRYING MY BEST TO BE VAGUE WITH SOME OF THESE LMFAO

[vaaaaaiolet]

vv i Love. when you write things in such a way where narratively reader is so offended by something leon says (ie the snippet in your most recent when you and him are sniping at one another as mental foreplay before physical foreplay: ‘you got my shirt wet!’ ‘then take it off’ rude, so uncouth. you’ve never pulled off your shirt faster.) but she’s so swept up in him where she’s like Hell Yes. I Love That Thing You Do

-magpie

so when is our wedding, magpie anon, love of my life???

EEEEEE I LOVE LOVE LOVE TALKING DETAILS!!! YOU'RE SPEAKING MY LOVE LANGUAGE!!

i thought it'd be fun for them to show off their relationship's back and forth dynamic, kind of like how a couple of high school kids would egg each other on bc they were at one point LMAO. i think a relationship with such deep roots would let them do that while still recognizing the other's true intentions.

but if we're talking raw and dirty details, this is from my planning:

physical and mental, you nailed it!! also very petty on reader's end bc i love projecting. i'd want to one up leon's ass too LMFAO no WAY he has the audacity to leave me on sent for two years and come back thinking i'll just go along with it??? stand up girl. (we did not stand up.)