#anon is this amazing

[thesorryboys-updates]

You get it you get it. Maybe weaponize the way Tommy is in content mode. Like Phil goes from oh this is a bit to hey um Tommy this is concerning to oh god um where is Tommy. Phil's haha yeaaah anyways where did that person actually go, paired with everyone else's flippant disregard for his questions because they both think the other is just joking around would create an unsettling almost too upbeat and happy form of content

OH FRUITBAT YES!

THIS, THIS IS A MASTER PEICE!

ANY FIC WRITERS WANT THIS?

Tommy always does weird bits so phil just assumes this is it, and he thinks wilbur and charlie join in because they're wilbur and charlie and they would do it for the bit. He figures Ranboo just went home or something came up and makes a mental note to message him later.(He forgets...)

He grows more concerned as a few days later charlie isn't here. But its charlie he might be doing something else for the day, or hes sick and just told Wilbur and Tommy...

I'll let Anon continue if they (?) want

(Im slowly turning this into an ARG i apologies but also this would be the greatest bit of all time)

[allimili]

Saw the anon giving shadow milk a hug thing and just realized how y/n could easily fall asleep in his hands...gently cupping y/n

If ya wanna add a scenario onto this, I got one for ya:

Y/n, while resting in his hands, either gets a little uncomfortable or has a nightmare...shadow milk notices and adjusts his hold to either make y/n more comfy or gently reassure y/n that they are still here...still holding them...and they are safe and sound. Just so cute!

I'm not doing well with these reqs.

[pouletpourri]

woe, girlies be upon ye

[rendevok]

step into the light

what do you see?

my sun,

my stars

shining on me

[ao3-shenanigans]

I went to bed last night with 0 new messages on Ao3. Like, I'd gone through and answered/read all of them before going to bed. This morning, I checked again and I have 50 new comments!

I have not stopped grinning, man! I'm gonna be riding this high all week! I'm so happy! This is the most I've gotten at once and I absolutely had to share

CONGRATS!!!!! 🎉🎈🎊

[beescake]

Are you an AraSol enthusiast. If you’re a Sollux fan you must be it’s impossible to enjoy him without also enjoying araSol. It comes with the xbox

HELL YEHA OFC I LOVE THEM

theyre so endgame 4 me

i also think they are the coolest characters in homestuck. nobody else on their level

[frownyalfred]

I read those tags that said something along the lines of "Clark has a type of freaky that comes from Midwestern repression" and now I can't stop thinking about playboy Brucie Wayne planning to absolutely wreck Clark's world all for Bruce to turn out to be the one left completely speechless, not knowing his left from his right

Midwest Repression V Gotham's #1 Slut: Dawn of One Really Fucking Long (Amazing) Orgasm

[miguxadraws]

Only just realized swap Pomni has a white button up and isn't jjst shirtless under there LOL

can you imagine lol

[artemispt]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DD8jtk7u06b/

I haven’t seen this going around, but it’s more content from the Mexico dinner to add to that pic that was posted. If you swipe to the second slide, there’s a short clip of Lando and Carlos giving a speech! They look so sweet.

What a Christmas gift 🥹 Look at them ���

[cubedmango]

cherry magic AU for @alnstgforgaza anon with impeccable taste 🍒✨

(info on how to send in your own prompt is over here! please consider donating 💜)

[yanderemommabean]

Imagine reader full naming a yandere

Masochist yanderes would be excited to see what punishment awaits, depending on the severity. Other times they’re genuinely sad and ask for forgiveness and probably go to some self harm lengths depending on who it is.

Sadistic yanderes just coo and ask what’s gotten you so upset. Must they kill someone? Maybe help take away that stress? Wait- you’re actually upset? WAIT NO HOLD ON HOW WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WOULDNT LIKE THE BLOOD COVERED GIFT?

Very fun scenarios to imagine, especially if they’re himbos or not from this world / don’t understand certain customs

-Mommabean

[chrissv4mp]

Can I request a billie smut relating to her song oxytocin since I haven't seen anything of it yet, maybe just including the lyrics too like maybe she says to reader "I can see it clear as day, you don't really need a break. Wanna see what you can take." And "I wanna do bad things to you, wanna make you yelp." Kinda pervy!billie in a way ???

౨ i wanna do bad things to you, don't wanna treat you well ৎ

billie master & taglist // main masterlist

★ a loud cry falls from your kiss-swollen lips as you clench around her fingers. they never stop, though, instead picking up the pace as her thumb comes up to rub at your clit. a chorus of choked moans and whimpers fill the room and your girlfriends ears, and she smiles as she watches you squirm underneath her, "can't take n'more, bils—fuck—mhh, please, i can't.."

her lips press to your jawline softly, a contrast to how hard she was fucking you with her fingers. she coos gently into your ear, whispering praises. but as your hands begin to push her away, she pins them above your head with her free hand, "yes, you can. you don't really need a break, mamas.. i know you can give me a few more, yeah?"

a few more. she said that 5 orgasms ago, and you bet she wouldn't stop for another 5 more. your mascara was ruined, tears running down your cheeks and staining them. billie was relentless, and she hadn't stopped since you both set foot in the privacy of your bedroom. you weren't complaining, though, every time she was like this, you would always see stars.

the only downside to this was that you could never find yourself denying her. those pouty lips and big, innocent eyes she gave you. you know that look in her eyes is fake, but you still give in every time, and this is the outcome almost always. she was just so fucking gorgeous, you didn't know how anybody could say no to her, "wanna see what you can take,"

"wanna break you, ruin you for anyone else. 'ts 'cause you're mine." she mutters, and her tone almost makes it seem like she's angry. but she's far from that, she's fucking ecstatic that she was able to get you like this. your legs trembled, waterline filling up with more tears, wrists struggling against her own, and your pussy clenching tightly around her fingers.

a quiet sob went right to her ear, and that just encouraged her torture on your swollen, sensitive pussy. billie licked a long stripe from your neck down to your clit, pressing a soft kiss onto the puffy bud before wrapping her lips around it. she'd done the same action countless times before during this one session, but it feels like the first time you're getting butterflies from it, "i wanna do bad things to you. fuck, m'gonna make it so you struggle walking tomorrow, ma."

your breath hitches once again, and billie smiles against your clit as she feels your walls flutter around her two fingers. she thrusts them in and out over and over again, and you finally let go as she curls them deep inside of you, "fuckk!—oh my god, oh my—bils, i—" her fingers slide out of you, only for her tongue to dip inside of your entrance. she moans at the taste of you, eyes rolling back as she hooks her arms under your thighs to pull you closer. her voice is muffled, and you can just barely hear her over your gasps and the loud squelching sound of your pussy, "my girl. mhh, you taste s'good."

authors note: hmu pervy!billie !!!!

wc: 533🗣🗣

@livialifesblog @mseilishmwah @mxqdii @sophloveswomen @devynscomet

[pouletpourri]

can we see more jesteribbon interactions? (love your art btw 💖💖)

gangle asks pomni a important question

[bloobydabloob]

hi there. hopefully this isn't weird, but i wanted to say that you're a real big inspiration for me when it comes to art. your use of colour and textures always catches my eye. hope you're having a good one.

Recent Dirk & Hal drawings from my sketchbook for image. No of course it is not weird, thank you very much. I’m glad I can inspire you. + Thank you to all of the people who send me nice messages on ask box generally. I read them and truly do appreciate it, I’m sorry for not getting around to answering everyone individually. I hope it doesn’t come off ungrateful. Hope you are doing well too, anon

[yuff7e]

hey! You could make a male reader x Bakugou where they have an argument and their marriage is no longer the best, so Reader asks for a divorce and Bakugou regrets it and tries everything to achieve it not happen? (with a happy ending, please!)

˗ˏˋ you’re the only thing i want. ´ˎ˗ violence / angst / fluff

male reader (could be gender neutral)

hi h0osyy !! i’ll totally write this for you !! i love me some bakugo brainrot … jejwjwjr he js such a baby !! he got that sweet baby boy syndrome he js has a hard time expressing it guys trust he’s the best he js needs all ur love !! (╥﹏╥)

the cuties song -> www.spotify.com

“okay and what the fuck do you want me to do?!” katsuki yells at you from across the room, he’s thrown about items and was seething with anger. you just stare at him, it was never supposed to get this bad. you knew he had issues, you thought he was starting to get better.. but you were wrong.

you’ve begun to fear for your life as he punched walls a little too close to you, threw utensils that would fall not that far from your head, etc. you feared your own husband was going to hurt you.

that’s when you knew you had to get out.

as you stare at him his anger rises, “speak will you?!” he screams, taking a hand and grabbing his face - clenching his jaw. “why do you never fucking speak?!” this was another one of your arguments, another scary, loud, argument.

“katsuki stop.” you cross your arms, stiffly standing against the door - he just looks at you. “you want me to fucking stop? are you serious? you’re the one that started this you bitch!” he seethes, clasping both of his hands to his sides - “you make me feel like this!”

your eyes were filled with tears at this point, when you two would have these arguments you’d have flashbacks to when you were teenagers - how he would hold you as you walked through festivals, keeping you close. smiling in your ear and kissing your cheek every so often, telling you happy he was with you, how he’d never hurt you.

now look at where this has put you both, “i thought you got better, i guess i was wrong.” you blink a few tears away, them sliding down your cheeks. “oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” he bangs his fist down on the drawer beside him as he stand next to the bed you both share, you haven’t slept in the same bed for a whole week now.

you couldn’t even look at him as you gulp, your hands shaky and sweaty, your heart racing. you were scared, you knew this isn’t how a marriage is supposed to be. the more you think about the relationship you two share, the more you realize how abusive and unstable it’s become.

you’re a firm believer of stable, safe relationships. and this wasn’t one of them, you tried to say the words - but they just wouldn’t come out. you grip your arms tightly, your heart was beating so fast but you knew you had to get out of.. whatever this was.

“i want a divorce.” you croak, hot tears staining your face as you bring up a hand to wipe them away - you realized you hadn’t been wearing your wedding ring. katsuki turned around to face you, a hand on his mouth - rubbing his chin.

“yeah sure, go take a fuckin walk.” he laughs and shakes his head, putting his hands on his hips and turning away from you again. “im serious katsuki, im scared. you scare me, i.. i need out.” you confess, you were literally about to vomit.

katsuki stopped for a second, looking at the ground. he turned to you again, a more serious look on his face. “what?” “you heard what i said.” he stared, he couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “you really mean that?” he sounds a little panicked now, and he begins to walk toward you.

“yes and… please keep your distance.” he stops at your words, his hands had fallen to his sides and he looks absolutely crushed. he loved you so much, you really think he scares you? “what do you mean i scare you?”

“you just do, the way you act, the things you say. katsuki im fucking tired.” you sigh, you can hear him get choked up and you look at him. “what the fuck? no i.. i would never hurt you. i married you for a reason [name]. i want to be with you. i’m just.. tired too.” he admits, slowly walking towards you again.

you don’t stop him this time, he places his hands on your arms and you tense up. “please.. please god.. please don’t be scared of me.” he pleads, his hands began to shake.

you look at his hands and then into his eyes, he was looking down at your body - he couldn’t bare to look you in the face. you take a hand and place it on his and he breaks down, leaning into you. you break down as well, clutching onto each other in a desperate attempt to not run anyway from one another.

“i don’t want to leave you katsuki, you’re the only good thing i have in my life.. i fucking love you. i wouldn’t want to leave you but i fear i need to because of how aggressive you’ve been lately.” - “please don’t say that, you know id never hurt you. fuck [name] i’m just scared.. everything i’ve ever wanted has come true and im so used to everything failing on me.. i don’t want this to fail and… fuck..”

he grabs onto you tighter, burying his face in your neck - squeezing his eyes shut. “you’re the only thing i want, [name].” he sobs into you and you cradle him, hearing you being afraid of him is one of the things he never wanted to hear. “i want to work this out with you, im just…” you trail off, caressing the back of his head. he pulls away from your touch and looks you in the face, his eyes red and puffy, cheeks stained with tears. “im so sorry.”

you apologize and he touches your face with one of his hands, you don’t pull away or flinch you just stare at him. he leans in to kiss you and you hesitate, he waits - and you lean in too. he puts his hand behind your neck gently, holding you like glass in fear you might break under his touch.

“don’t apologize [name], this is my fault. i’ve been treating you horribly, i’ve been.. scaring you. that isn’t what a husband should do. i’m going to start treating you better from here on out - i promise, [name].” you look into his red eyes, and he looks back into yours. “i’ve wanted to be with you since the first day i saw you in that academy katsuki, and now that i finally have you i want this to work… so bad.” “i know, i know.” that comforting tone of his makes you tear up again, but he wipes the tears away.

“no more cryin’ .. we’re going to work this out.” you go in for another kiss and this one is longer, knocking the breath out of you both for a moment. you chuckle and he does too, “now you need to clean this damn room.” he blinks at you and looks behind himself, realizing how much of a mess he made. “right.” he looks back at you, “i love you.”

“i love you too, katsuki.”

—

REQUESTS : OPEN

[bunnyjesters]

How would Pomni react if she sees Jax abstracting or having a breakdown from corn? Like if Caine one day puts them in a corn maze as a game and Jax begins breaking down or panicking?

(It’s canon that Jax doesn’t like corn because it reminds him of farms I’m pretty sure)

part 1

got inspired by a few anons, not gonna clean this up for my own sanity lmfao.