#but i wish it was

[nostalgicish]

say “yeah this book was so good it changed my life” and no one bats an eye

say “yeah this fan fic was so good it changed my life” and society goes wild

[where-is-my-beheading-ceremony]

- Turns out the "assistant" who tried to surprise Ford isn't aware he already celebrated his birthday...

[stupd000]

milo’s fluent in spanish

[boredfangirl16]

Alastair and Thomas moving hours away from London by living in Cirenworth and simply escaping the drama would be iconic of them. 

[duskfel]

Trick or Treat!!! :D

your treat… is this GREEN BEAN FIEND.

[theshelteredbrat]

descendants ships bc yeah

mal x uma-classic enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending. Move to a seaside beach house next to a mysterious forest

Carlos x jay-sure Jane and Carlos were cute but I like this better. Besties, they move into the castle and become teachers or something

Jane x lonnie-its the best, sweetheart and badass. Would probably travel the world together.

Evie x doug-i know a good couple when I see one, they're the best straights in the movie

Audrey x chad- Audrey would realize that she doesn't need validation from Ben's attention. Finds herself. Realizes Chad was there all along and falls in love with him.

Ben is alone bc... yeah I js don't really like him

[daughter-of-sapph0]

me and my girlfriend who's twice my age and post menopause taking estrogen together

[wehidthebody]

ed twitter is hilarious i remember being 13

[church-of-lilith]

if i see one more person on twitter shipping lisa and sheryl irl i might have to leave the internet forever. i thought we left this kinda insane behavior behind in 2015.

[elia-liendy]

I just woken up from a dream where I met whit Rika, from Pokémon.

It was super weird dream, but it's ok I was whit rika, and that what it matters. 😍😍😍😍

[drgluckenstein]

[misscherry-26]

[brionysea]

what are those basement pillar things called. every descriptor i can think of doesn't fit into casual thought at all

[saffronscales]

have you ever looked at a ship in media and go like “oh yeah. they are boygirlfriend and girlboyfriend in love”

[thesorryboys-updates]

You get it you get it. Maybe weaponize the way Tommy is in content mode. Like Phil goes from oh this is a bit to hey um Tommy this is concerning to oh god um where is Tommy. Phil's haha yeaaah anyways where did that person actually go, paired with everyone else's flippant disregard for his questions because they both think the other is just joking around would create an unsettling almost too upbeat and happy form of content

OH FRUITBAT YES!

THIS, THIS IS A MASTER PEICE!

ANY FIC WRITERS WANT THIS?

Tommy always does weird bits so phil just assumes this is it, and he thinks wilbur and charlie join in because they're wilbur and charlie and they would do it for the bit. He figures Ranboo just went home or something came up and makes a mental note to message him later.(He forgets...)

He grows more concerned as a few days later charlie isn't here. But its charlie he might be doing something else for the day, or hes sick and just told Wilbur and Tommy...

I'll let Anon continue if they (?) want

(Im slowly turning this into an ARG i apologies but also this would be the greatest bit of all time)