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Takes on House MD from someone who never watched a single episode of the show
Okay so, I was gonna watch it... But cognitive rigidity got in the way and I spent hours doom scrolling on the fandom tags and Pinterest posts.
Here's what I got so far:
Suffice to say, I have the feeling I'm gonna love this show.
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Plane :(
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LMFAO
#that鈥檚 him???#sometimes I forget the ppl in memes are real and not like#made in photoshop or ai (ew) or smth like that
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my queue ran out so take this lil Nick doodle while I refill it 馃檹
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Well now he just wants to know.
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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when being insufferably obnoxious abt a piece of media u love actually convinces ppl to check it out
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how it hurts to mourn something that never even happened
#馃珎#it鈥檒l work out in the end#ik we鈥檙e not the closest so this may seem weird (sorry if it is) but you can always talk to me
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im pretty sure half my moots forgot abt my existence lmao (we never interact馃挃)
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is jacking off enjoyable like. genuine question
#medicine like antidepressants can lower libido I remember learning that in school#never done it so can鈥檛 comment rlly but everyone鈥檚 different#if you think there鈥檚 smth majorly wrong see a doctor but other than that ur probably good
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you鈥檙e in her dms I鈥檓 at the lowest point of my life
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my roman empire is the fact that some of the people in this fandom will crucify women over the smallest things while giving men a pass for everything from misogyny to just generally being a creep. wdym josh said some absolutely absurd things about both ashley and sam + recorded sam in the bathtub + stole sam鈥檚 clothes but he鈥檚 mentally ill and as such can鈥檛 be blamed but ashley (who is SAID TO BE JUMPY) cried a little too much and as such deserved everything that she got that night?
wdym jacob refused to listen to emma when she said she didn鈥檛 want to be with him anymore and BROKE DOWN AN ENTIRE VEHICLE, stranding not only him and emma but EVERY SINGLE COUNSELOR at hackett鈥檚 quarry, just to be a turd and STILL misunderstand the reason emma even broke up with him in the first place but he鈥檚 heartbroken so that鈥檚 alright, but emma lead him on (went out of her way to find him, tried to cheer him up while explaining (again!!) why they wouldn鈥檛 work while jacob basically put his fingers in his ears and sang) and she鈥檚 a shallow heartless mean girl. tell me you played the games with your listening ears off without telling me, good lord.
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