#anon 🥴!

[butmakeitgayblog]

god that gif set goes so crazy every time, no one is doing it like them. Heda wanted her SO. BAD. ‼️

Listen I get it ok. I was there in the camp of losing my fucking mind when this happened. But man I just... it's a shame that we get so lost in the gay sauce over this moment —

— that we really don't give enough credit to the rest of what's going on

Cuz like,,, at no point was Lexa actually afraid of Clarke. She'd just had her storm her ass into her tent in the midst of a hissy fit while holding a gun to a warrior's back, and Lexa's only response was to be offended that her makeup regimen got interrupted

Literally the girl was not fazed beyond just, "... what the fuck 😒?" And you know that because Clarke continued following her around the tent while they argued, HER PISTOL STILL VERY MUCH IN HAND, and the whole time Lexa is just flat out sassing tf out of her.

I just cannot stress enough how not at all intimidated by Clarke Lexa was.

But when Clarke called her out on her facade of having no feelings? When she blatantly called her a liar for pretending that she didn't care about the losses of her loved ones as deeply as she clearly did???

That's when Lexa's demeanor changed.

That's the moment Clarke became a danger.

Not because she ever thought Clarke would physically hurt her, but because she knew in that moment that Clarke actually saw her.

And it terrified the hell out of her.

Because you have this strong, fearless warrior. One who has accepted the reality of her own death since she was a child. One who has done everything she can to push away everyone and anything that makes her feel vulnerable. One who has spent years trying to bury all these feelings that she's convinced herself are a weakness.

And then this smartass, reckless, blonde little 👏menace👏to👏society just takes the very boot that Lexa had given her, and kicks the whole thing down.

And you see that in that moment. Not a fear for her safety or any intimidation of Clarke. You see that brave little toaster trying to keep it together while feeling the entire house of cards come tumbling down.

Because she already cared about Clarke. She admits that only a moment later. Because she is emotionally flailing here.

Desperately clinging to this mask with her normally regal tip of her chin that now only manages to come off shaky and unsure.

Every step she backs up is another piece of that facade falling, but she can't stop it because if she lets Clarke actually touch her, then that facade wouldn't just fall.

It would completely shatter.

And oh, oh this sweet summer child. She tries so valiantly one last time to save herself. Back pressed against the table, and clinging to her belief that to be alone is to be strong. But that snarled "Get. Out." through beared teeth and trembling lips is nothing more than the death rattle of that mantra, because the damage has already been done. Because the second Clarke even begins to include herself in that people that Lexa says she doesn't care about, Lexa immediately has to correct her.

Cuz the jig is up, and she knows it. Clarke has invaded her lands, stomped her way into her personal space, and terrifyingly made a place for herself in Lexa's very fragile heart.

And there was just nowhere left to run.

[beebundt]

*green goblin voice* ...draw taash dragon age...

FINE FUCK 🙄 <- acting as though i havent been stalking their tag since the character reveal & fully aware theyre going to be my fav character when i finally play datv

[angelexotica]

Panties of the day?

burgundy lace :)

[suiana]

If DILF yan or Government Offcial yan (they're 2 seperate ppl,right,just they're both dilfs??) Gave me ONE CHANCE i would suck their moobas and their anything so hard i might as well suck their soul out. Its not even joke;i am being 200% serious. Let me bury my face in their man boobs so i dont have to worry my pretty little head over anything,wanna leave bite marks on them melons

-your local DILF addict,🥴 anon <33 (please let them give me a chance,idc if they crush my face between their bewbs)

"anon is mine, find someone else."

"oh my, I didn't know they were yours."

the two attractive and aged men bickered like children as they squashed you in between their voluptuous man tits. honestly, it was heaven for you. two hot men?? fighting over you??? while you got to enjoy their tits??? like yes???

honestly, it was something you didn't expect to happen on a normal Wednesday afternoon. but it happened anyways so you were going to enjoy it. you allowed your cheek to rest against the government official's chest as your hand squished the other dilf's squishy yet ever so toned chest. you felt like you could die a happy person there and then but why would you want to die if you could keep feeling this?

you were in pure bliss while the two men continued to fight and quarrel with each other over you. to be honest you couldn't care less about it as long as you could touch their boobs. but then they just had to drag you into their little quarrel.

"anon, who do you like more?"

"sweetheart you like me more, right? I'm a government official. you'd have way more opportunities with me."

"well I'm a stay at home dad, most of the time. you'd have my attention 24/7. you'd be more than happy to be with me."

they both brought up good points. but you only gave one answer. an answer that made them shake their head in disappointment.

"boobs."

[fromtheseventhhell]

it's wild to see people say stuff like "sansa is a politician, arya is a warrior" while not being able to point out a single political act sansa has achieved, and not being able point out any of arya's "warrior skills" that isn't the handful of fencing lessons with syrio she received for like five months max lol

Politician!Sansa and Warrior!Arya are two fascinating ends of a fanon ouroboros; Neither concept exists outside of the other and neither concepts are based on the books. This fandom is just so attached to the idea of Sansa being this incredible politician, with intelligence above every other character, that her having nothing in her own chapters to support that idea doesn't stop them. That's why Arya's intelligence, skills, and entire character arc get reduced to her being nothing but a walking, talking weapon. Like you said, her "warrior" capabilities are essentially the handful of lessons she had with Syrio where her most important + relevant lesson was how to observe her surroundings. Her only "combat" training with the FM was her defending herself with a staff when she lost her eyesight. There's nothing to suggest that she's going to be a warrior, in fact we get the exact opposite. We get constant reminders of Arya's small stature and lack of strength that prevent her from fighting/defending herself in certain situations. All her kills rely on sneak attacks/stealth and she's never been in an outright swordfight with anyone. George even refrains from calling her a warrior like Robb and Jon. Brienne and Asha are examples of female characters who are actual fighters and if you compare their chapters, you can see the difference.

But then Arya's entire existence is antithetical to fanon!Sansa's. Her Harrenhal arc is what people pretend Sansa was doing in KL, her relevance to the North gets transferred to Sansa, and her intelligence and political activeness are erased so that Sansa can shine. They'll write essays on how Sansa is the most intelligent, politically savvy character and how Dany/Jon/Tyrion's arcs only exist to highlight her own ruling arc but the second someone asks them for evidence from the books, it's crickets. I don't understand why their enjoyment of her character hinges on her being the most important/intelligent one. No Arya stan is under the illusion that she's going to be the political character or outclass Dany, Jon, or Tyrion. It's just part of her story so we acknowledge it. Arya is going to have her political arc in Braavos and Sansa is going to have her political arc in the Vale, they aren't mutually exclusive. The only issue is that some people want Sansa to be the only one with a political arc and that's not the story that George is telling.

[pharawee]

How could I be disgusted when I probably feel the same way?

[melobin]

sungchan and eunseok 😦

https://www.tumblr.com/yaekko/743813326645133312/today-im-thinking-about-boys-who-talk-to-your

link

fucking REAL. eunseok looking down at your cunt whilst he’s fucking you, knelt back on his knees, holding your thighs apart, telling you how sweet she sounds when she talks to him as he fucks you. “can hear her from here baby, she’s so wet it’s like she’s crying out for me”

whilst sungchan is a little more intense about it, holding your jaw whilst he fucks you and making you keep eye contact with you “your pretty little cunt has so much to say, she’s sucking me in so well i can tell she missed me”

[concreteemo]

I can’t with Noah’s “WOOHOO” during V.A.N

[seenfull]

[butmakeitgayblog]

It's not talked about a lot in the fandom but I love how high pitched Lexa's voice is. I know Alycia tried her damned hardest to make it low and intimidating but damn that's the best it can do 😳 she looked hot af as Big Bad HedaTM but the moment she spoke on screen with her unmistakable "oh yeah that's Alycia" voice......... I was a GONER. Like the video of "not everyone, not you" you just posted?? Like somehow I never remember exactly how feminine she sounds when I'm reading fanfics 😂

Because Alycia quite literally was the perfect little delicate bean to play that role 😩

Not to get off subject but like, that's part of why I'd never want a spinoff. No one can play this character but Alycia. No one.

Because I feel like Alycia understood the assignment. In a way a lot of other actors probably wouldn't have, imo. She didn't strain to be something she wasn't or try to add a bunch of vibrato and bass to her voice, because that wasn't the kind of person Lexa was. She could do it to a degree, we see it in the scene when they believe Gus has been poisoned and she commands "No Skaiperson leaves this room!" But even then, filled with anger and fear of losing a confidant and father figure in her life... she still sounds like a young woman who is also just a pissed off leader. Alycia didn't strain to make it gravelier or darker. Because her power in that character doesn't come from false pretenses. She doesn't overtly or heavy handedly try and masculinize herself to convey strength. While I don't think there's anything wrong with that approach by any means, it just isn't always necessary.

And I know there is an argument to be made about them feminizing her even further in s3 for various sexist reasons, I do. But I still appreciated the overall performance and portrayal for what it was because despite all of the show's flaws (which were numerous 😒), letting a powerful woman figure be thoughtlessly and unremarkably feminine while also being a bad bitch just isn't something we see a lot imo. Usually if they're feminine, they're shrinking violets who are just shy and dainty and reserved. Stronger figures tend to be more masculine. More solid. More rigid. Deeper voices. Less feelings.

Lexa, however, was really none of those things when you truly look at her, despite the fact that she was unquestionably a larger than life presence on screen. She beat the shit of men twice her size and stood toe-to-toe with her enemies, commanded armies and led 12 warring nations under her iron fist leadership, she lost everyone she ever cared about and had her heart broken more times than she could count and still she dared to let herself fall in love again. Lexa was strong and she was vulnerable, she was lethal and she loved deeply. She was timeless and just a young woman trying her best to be a leader. Lexa was so many things all at once, and I appreciate the fact that Alycia didn't really bog it down with trying to convey her as something she wasn't.

And she did it all with that sweet dainty voice and her post apocalypse contacts and also impeccable eyeliner 💅

[taub-truther]

Taub Tummy

I AGREE

just look at it waiting to be petted and kissed

[j00stkl31n]

joost’s tummy has the ability to make me drool even when it’s covered.

We’ve been beyond blessed lately with now tight these shirts he’s been wearing are 🤤 so much stomach

I hope he knows we find his stomach so fucking attractive. I will fist fight anyone who says otherwise 😤

[currymanganese]

Ladies and gentlemen, The Bear Wiki on Carmen and Sydney's relationship:

[fromtheseventhhell]

The way fandom keeps flip-flopping between Arya's age is so weird. One minute she's too old to experience trauma, the next minute she's too young for crushes and romance. Like jeez fandom, make up your own damn mind.

I've been saying that a lot of people don't consider Arya an actual character, and the inconsistent takes about her are one of the best examples. People just want her to exist as a prop to support their fanon so they don't bother doing any analysis (a lot of them don't even bother reading her chapters). They'll just say whatever depending on the conversation. They hate empathizing with her, so they adultify her; They hate the idea of her having a romance, so they infantilize her. No consistency or logic...just vibes and the desire to reduce her character. It's like them claiming she has masculine privilege but then insisting she has to leave Westeros to be "free" since she's non-conforming. Or that she's a feral wild child who can't control herself while also claiming she's a cold-hearted, calculating assassin.

They're so obsessive about it too. They can't just dislike her character and not talk about her, they need to erase basically everything about her story. It really boils down to them liking her story elements but not being able to project onto her, so they steal her traits for their fanon!fave. It's wild we have to see their nonsense takes because they can only "enjoy" the story after they've rewritten it. At this point it won't even stop if we get TWOW; I can already foresee the "George stole [x]'s story to give to Arya because he hates feminine women" takes lol

[nateezfics]

https://x.com/heliotropicnova/status/1820360878048620876?t=SCckewOGtF99zUP5giIaXQ&s=19

Your thoughts pls?

[f1-stuff]

I just saw your post for the abo arranged marriage charlos fic and I'll be thinking about it forever, what a great atmosphere you created! Now I'm going to re-watch Young Victoria and pretend Charles is the poor isolated future king of England(Monaco) who gets swept off his feet by the hot German (Spanish) who pretends to like Vincenzo Bellini (piano and ice cream industry) to impress the sheltered omega but honestly just wants to play Schubert (golf) to satisfy my need for your (hopefully) future fic

Young Victoria is literally my inspiration! I watched it and couldn’t help imagining omega Charles being sheltered from the world, guided up and down stairs so he wouldn’t fall, not allowed to join in with his brothers in horse riding, treated like something precious to be protected, constantly being pressured to relinquish the rule to his uncle bc omegas shouldn’t rule, and then him being desperate to break free of everyone’s control once he’s crowned.

Then, there’s Carlos, who he meets as a marriage prospect and at first resists out of rebellion, but then actually starts to care for. And them exchanging letters when they’re apart. And Carlos falling for the rebellious little omega who he has to work hard to impress and coax into marriage, and sort of forgetting about his father’s agenda behind the match.

And I haven’t revealed it in any snippets yet, but I cast Seb as the prime minister to Charles’ rule (ignore that he’s not monegasque 🙃), charming and dedicated to his causes, and also determined to rebuff Charles’ marriage prospects for as long as possible so Charles will keep deferring to his judgment…