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[noodles-and-tea]

Just some more thoughts on that jayvik dbh au

[everwalldigan]

You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.

Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.

Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?

Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me

Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*

Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:

Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*

Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*

Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*

Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [PART 2] [Part 3]

The unexpected return of a face Xisuma never thought he'd see again.

[pankomako]

if this post gets 2000 notes i'll finally call failboat. yes i have his phone number he gave it to me. pic unrelated

[radiance1]

Danny phased through the wall, which normally he wouldn't do but fuck it he's just had the best moment of his life, walked over to the couch and pivoted before falling back onto it.

"Girlfriend, you would not believe the absolute hunk of a man I've just met tonight." He says, a dramatically dreamy sigh leaving his lips as he slipped his eyes shut.

"And you would not believe the dreamboat of a woman I've just met tonight either." Sam, fully matching his energy, pushed away from the counter and threw herself onto the back of the couch, hands resting over it and placing her head on it as she sighed in the exact same way he did.

Tucker took a sip of his concoction of various monster energies before letting out an acknowledging hum. "Who would've thought, the key to defeating a ghost and a witch would be masked bat vigilantes."

"Oh, Tucker." Sam tilted her head back, looking at him through half lidded eyes. "You just had to be there, such beauty. Such grace. And that suit? You should have seen how it made her body look!"

"Mhm." Tucker hummed lightly, more amused than anything.

"And those muscles?" Danny let out a whistle. "Goodness gracious. He lifted me up so easily-"

"Well, granted. You aren't that heavy." Tucker pointed out.

"Oh hush," Danny huffed. "What I would do to meet him again..."

"Oh, I cannot help but agree." Sam said, laying her head back on the couch.

They both out a completely smitten sigh at the exact same time, in the exact same way.

Tucker took another sip of his unholy concoction and leaned on the counter. Honestly, he loves these two, he isn't going to lie, but man are they simps.

Knowing Danny's luck, though? He would probably meet his masked vigilante again, or at least someone associated. Sam... Well. The least said about her own methods the better.

Tucker snapped a quick photo of the two, tilted it with "losers got a crush on the bats." before sending it to a certain librarian he's made friends with.

Oh, he just had an idea.

"Honestly, I'm hurt." Tucker said, the corners of his lips twitching as he placed down his cup and put his phone back into his pocket. "To think you two would replace me for two masked vigilantes."

The way the snapped to attention would be a moment Tucker would remember and lord over them for the rest of their lives.

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"Well, that's rather interesting." Barbara mused idly, looking at the photo that was just sent to her. Not exactly what she thought she would have seen today.

But. Well.

"Two civilians have crushes on two of you." She sent in the group chat.

Then placed her phone on silent and ignored it for the rest of the evening.

[bogkeep]

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

[krussyarts]

Prequel of sorts to this!!

Yapping under cut

I had this idea of wanting to mirror this ↓

with shattered glass Orion. I love my yuri toxic and fucked up though, so she went for Dee's arm on purpose! And then gaslights Dee about it. Ofc! She's just getting her girlfriend a nice gift, it's Dee's fault for getting in the way of it 🥺

They are androids in this btw! To explain the pink blood.

Anyway so uhm. I was listening to "The Fall" and a scene came to be in my head so now I'm gonna try to do an animatic. My first one! Wish me luck! I'll need it.. haha..mhm..

[pro-cee-yonlotor]

To be loved is to be learned.

To be pieced apart and back together one by one with gentle hands.

To discover something new about them everyday and to care to discover all the little things and quirks about them.

To carry that knowledge with you until your very last breath.

To be loved is to be learned.

[dropoutposts]

After trying and utterly failing to sign up for Apple TV+, all I can say is it really makes me appreciate Dropout's interface more.

[chernobog13]

Mikie Hara as Cutie Honey in the television series Cutie Honey: The Live (2007).

[personostient]

ARGONAUT CLASS, RESCUE DIVISION “DIOGENES”

“A true veteran to the fields, previously a heavy armored variant of the scout type MECHAFAUNA, the ARGONAUT, and intended for use in front-line combat. Diogenes has since been repurposed for search and rescue operations during hazardous maritime situations.”

- Exerpt from, Friendly FAUNA & You

“…The surface world is vast and dangerous. Our new helpers are only enough to keep us living another day. WILD MECHAFAUNA still roam these lands and they aren’t keen on small talking with any of us. Something happened here, ages past. Something horrible. And somewhere underneath those metal fangs, claws, and teeth… They remember. Now, know this, not ONE of our FAUNA EVER start out sane. You best keep on your toes. Especially around the nice ones. They’ve got the most to hide….” - ???

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I know you must be curious…

[enderwasended]

happy pride

inspired by this post

[shepscapades]

UHH MUTUALS ARE ASLEEP QUICK POST WELSNO

[mostly-natm]

Human (Android) shield.

[peeperss]

NEED NEED NEED more books where it’s human x robot.

The only ones i ever see are human x android, which is fine!!! Trust me i love androids as much as the next guy, but i need a human to fall in love with a robot!!! I need a robot who doesn’t have fake skin, whose metal casing is showing, whose face isn’t expressive, i need a human to fall in love with their literal computer, and i want the computer to love them back!!!!!!!!

[moeblob]

ballpoint pen doodles