#oc: Diogenes

[personostient]

ARGONAUT CLASS, RESCUE DIVISION “DIOGENES”

“A true veteran to the fields, previously a heavy armored variant of the scout type MECHAFAUNA, the ARGONAUT, and intended for use in front-line combat. Diogenes has since been repurposed for search and rescue operations during hazardous maritime situations.”

- Exerpt from, Friendly FAUNA & You

“…The surface world is vast and dangerous. Our new helpers are only enough to keep us living another day. WILD MECHAFAUNA still roam these lands and they aren’t keen on small talking with any of us. Something happened here, ages past. Something horrible. And somewhere underneath those metal fangs, claws, and teeth… They remember. Now, know this, not ONE of our FAUNA EVER start out sane. You best keep on your toes. Especially around the nice ones. They’ve got the most to hide….” - ???

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I know you must be curious…

[capriccio-ffxiv]

yeah I think I'm renaming Illyria's Ancient to Diogenes. (maybe only when they're* not the Azem)

But if only so I can make this joke

Dio: /holds up a plucked dodo Dio: "BEHOLD! A MAN!" Meition: "hiiiiiii" Dio: "fuck. shit. fuck. damn it." Dio: "... SHE STILL HAS FEATHERS, DAMN IT. ... BUT STARS SUNS AND SHADOWS YOU MORON, YOU'RE JUST PROVING MY POINT—" [dio is forcibly removed from Elpis]

[lordgoopy]

super go fish

[jinxisjonx]

My ibisPaint crashed 2 times, causing me to restore this. “Full storage” im not deleting my Simon Glass photos

[yummymouthwash]

Cluttered bored SCP doodles (some old, some newish :33)

(Glass WILL be executed Monday morning 🙏🏽)

(The goobers)

[bookofnottheaxolotl]

Character introduction

Some basic info/backstories about the non-canon characters. More information will be revealed later on.

Diogenes:

Full name: Diogenes Weaver

Appearance:

He's a tall, darkish brown axolotl. He wears a thick, dark grey cloak similar to the one socrates wears, exept Diogenes' doesnt reach all the way to the ground. Diogenes tends to hide his left hand due to [spoilers].

Pronouns: he/him. Age: 47

Background info:

Diogenes has autism and ADHD. He and Aristotle have known each other for decades, and are very close friends. He is a well respected alchemist, and has been teaching the subject for close to seventeen years now.

Frank

Full name: Frankenmuffin

Appearance:

Large muffin, about two foot in hight while standing up. He has got a polkadotted liner, and wears a orange and black friendship bracelet.

Pronouns: they/them

Schrödinger

Full name: O. Schrödinger

Appearance:

Schrödinger is a tall, black and white maine coon. He has a thick mustashe and typicaly wears a lab coat.

Pronouns: he/him. Age: 46

Background info:

He's a mad scientist, involved in a lot of shady projects. Schrödinger is currently working on something involving necromacy. While at one point he had a lover, that relationship came to a bitter end due to Schrödingers lust for power.

Wilhelm

Appearance:

He's a red panda, and relatively short in stature.

Pronouns: he/him. Age: 56

Liam

Appearance:

Liam is a tall, grey ferret, and wears a blue jacket.

Pronouns: he/him. Age: 32

Charlie

Appearance:

She is a hegdehog, and has bright blue eyes.

Pronouns: she/her. Age: 34

[atinyladybug-art]

The second part of the Re:Infected AU comic I drew! I really like drawing for the infected au cause it's just a really fun thing.

I have plans to make more! Like the o5 council meeting, and Simon and Atticus' reaction to it and then maybe try to draw what an infected looks like based on the SCP-610 article. :D

Re:Infected AU start.

Part 1 was here!

[merichita]

That's just an ocxcanon between Harlow and Diogenes, I honestly find the dynamic these two may have a bit funny. Tbh I've been very active on this account, I should take a break maybe

[not-the-axolotl]

Incorrect quotes by Diogenes

Just his general vibe

[the-overcaffeinated-historian]

Someone please tell me they understand the joke here and laugh with me.

[violant-apologia]

i hope suspicion is a menace for this year's hallowmas; briar could do with the cosmogone crown. partially cause it fits him, partially because it's BiS respectable, but mostly because the custom cards i did for him in hearts' game have him as the queen of tines, and one uses that mask as an image

[personostient]

Okay I'm all for kissing diogenes but what about being linked to him by his breath mask as he cares for you. As he rips your shirt off and touches you to make sure no bones are broken

Spice up your panic attacks with one simple trick!

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vvv ✋GORE WARNING✋vvv

Mortal danger! ⚠️ 👍

[thebubblybutcher]

question 15 for the homies

she visibly lights up. "pets? yes, i do have one!! if you don't count the racoons, opossums, and stray cats i feed, that is."

she whistles and a bird comes fluttering out of the rafters to nestle in her hair, leaving white feathers strewn in her dark locks. it's a dove that looks quite similar to one of medic's, though this one is smaller, with puffy, tousled feathers stained with dried blood.

"this little darling is dio! or deedee. short for diogenes, ehehe.. i think of him more as a friend than a pet."

diogenes ruffles his wings and coos happily at the mention of his name. the overly excited londoner grins and reaches up to scritch his little head.

"archimedes spawned this little buggar, then just left him laying on a counter! i think it was because the poor lovely is a runt.. anyway, @anotherbloodiedbonesaw let me take care of him! he eats meat!" she beams proudly.

[slushiebrain]

three idiots in an ashen relationship and the idiot conversations they have

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first post about my scrunglies! these three are all part of a bigger cast of fantrolls i've made for my homestuck fancomic i've been rotating at mach speeds in my mind for about a year now.

[onlineviolence]

VV's thoughts on Diogenes? (Da philosopher)

it would know nothing about him unless information about him was placed somewhere in Hell (like the lore snippets of Minos and Sisyphus)

but I think if it did know, it wouldn't really be very interested in him and decide that it is above him anyways

[bookofnottheaxolotl]

Chapter 0, part 4.

[Stranger from the past]

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Another letter. It must have been at least the fifteenth that arrived since Aristotle's death. Always from the same person and adressed to Aristotle, but there was never a name on them. The letters had simply been signed with "D". Billie didnt have a clue who could have sent then, but whomever it was, they were clearly worried about Aristotle.

Despite the frequency of attempts at comnunication, Billie didnt want to bother Arthur with yet another thing to worry about. The letters were starting to arive much more frequently though, and she couldnt think of anyone else who could know who this friend was. She was going to have to ask him.

"And no name on any of them?" Arthur was looking trough a few of the more recent letters, but he didnt have any more than a vague idea of who sent them. "No name, no return adress, no nothing. They were all just signed with "D"." Looking at the writing, he noted to himself that the writing style seemed oddly familiar. "I was just about to open a box with what I believe are old pictures. Perhaps we'll find something in there." Billie wasnt to sure about that, but surely it wouldn't hurt to have a look.

"Could it be the guy on the right here?" Billie handed Arthur an older picture that might give them a clue. It was clear that Arthur suddenly realised who it was. "Its definately him! How could I have forgotten that face?" While Billie could think of quit a few ways, she decided not to say anything. "His name is Diogenes, hes an old friend of Aristotle. Met him a few times myself, realy nice guy if you ask me."

The picture was a group portrait, with Aristotle, Arthur, and someone who must be Diogenes. From what Billie could see, Diogenes was a darkish brown axolotl, and slightly taller than Aristotle. He was wearing a thick, dark grey cloak, and had a confident look on his face. At least compared to Aristotle.

It was a shame non of the letters had a return adress. "If I knew where the guy lived, we could write him back, but I never knew him that well. Im sure he'll eventualy come to look for Aristotle, given how hard hes tried to contact them." Arthur certainly had a point, as Diogenes had sounded increasingly desperate with every letter.