#and you sound gay?
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“i’m on a beach, In cuba, With you”
girl i’m gonna whack you over your freshly bald head with a lead pipe
if you compare the montage moira got when she got her memories back and the mini edit erik had of charles
TELL ME WHICH ONE IS MORE ROMANTIC (and tragic)
HOW BAD AT WRITING LOVE INTERESTS ARE THEY???
i wanna like moira i really do but throughout this movie she was like
“moira mactaggert, CIA 😏” AND SHE DID NOTHING BUT BE THE REASON THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS HAPPENING GOD
AT LEAST DO SOMETHING WOMAN
this movie turned me misogynistic 😧
in the final battle she doing nothing just sit and look pretty THE FUCK?
need a gay person to re-write this whole thing OR AT LEAST SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE A GOOD STORY???
genuinely think erik forgot about magda and nina at one point in this movie
STILL NOT OVER HIS EX DAMN
he even married a woman who just looks like the female version of his ex
the women struggling in this movie damn
“don’t worry ladies, leave it to the big guys 😎”
you will drown tonight
atleast jean got to have her moment
ALSO SHE ALWAYS HAD THE PHEONIX POWER SHE DIDNT GET IT FROM SOME SPACE DUST DURING A MISSION
even tho technically it just space dust either way but still
probably gonna do this when i rewatch dp cause i’m doing an xmen movie marathon
you cant even tell thats oscar isaac damn
he diva-ed up his horsemen
psylocke slaying in that outfit tho damn
imagine if they gave erik his classic red and magenta outfit (undies and all)
anyway i’m running out of things to talk about now
cherik should��ve held hands and drove off into the sunset at the end of the movie
just let raven run the x men she was gonna do it anyway
#ranting about how shit this movie is#some good bits but mostly disappointing#sighh#wouldve been cool if they just did a whole eighties vibe movie instead#we got that a bit with the mall trip#BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH#charles looked ominous af at the end of the movie damn#i wonder if he could ever regrow his hair back#or did apocalypse just ruin those chances#although in logan you can see some whispy hair growing back#but he didn’t live long enough to get his lucious locks back 💔😔#you sound just like him you sound just like erik#and you sound gay?#talking like a widower#cherik#charles xavier#x men#erik lehnsherr#xmen apocalypse#xmcu#i was in the middle of a fic then i got distracted 😢
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He's getting dragged out, kicking and clawing at the closet!
#I've gone a little red string on a pinboard insane over this scene#don't know if you can tell#baby we're getting you out!!!!!!#help us father help#love Eddie's little fleabag moment#vine boom sounds all around though#gay ass eddie#eddie diaz#911 hot priest#father brian#911 abc#buddie
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Ms. Mia Fey
#ppl talk alot ab the gay aa lawyers but no one ever tells you how much of the game is just unpacking ab your dead boss' crazy backstory#anyway i lov mia#i like saying her name really fast#it sounds like im meowing#mia fey#aa#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#my art#illustration#fanart#id by @wright-phoenix
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It's actually kind of hilarious to contemplate the prospect that the genre shift in SV means that Luo Binghe's harem go the queer route as well and start largely pairing off into lesbian ships with one another.
Mostly because of the sheer scale of Bingge's harem, and the fact that a lot of it was comprised of the members of politically influential families.
Can you imagine the freak-outs that various lords and kings are probably having over the fact that their daughters keep eloping with one another? The practical ones are probably going to be like, well, a political alliance is an alliance, welcome to the family Random Demon Princess! But a lot of them are probably going to be pissed that their bloodline's liable to die out, and that the perfectly suitable match (read: asshole cannon fodder Bingge did away with in PIDW) they arranged for their daughter got interrupted by some lady cultivator kidnapping her from her wedding instead. Imagining several prominent nobles in various realms furrowing their brows together and just being like, is it something in the water? Did some plant do this? Is it like it a cultural ripple effect, the Demon King is gay so now all the youngsters are too?
#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#that last one's not even completely wrong#though it's actually because the creator of the world was a closeted gay man who left a LOT of subtext lying around#and included a few too many references to bingge's wives bathing together#plus now's there are danmei tropes so yeah#it's like something out of one of those absurdist conservative panic-mongering speculation pieces that accidentally sounds badass#'what if you woke up one day and every politician's daughter was a sword-wielding lesbian???'
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Imagine if Corroded Coffin got popular and over the years they released a shit ton of music. But one year they came out with a metal Christmas album. All of the songs going hard and exactly what everyone expected. Except, the last song was Not metal.
The cover of Santa Baby is more stripped down than the rest and Eddie changes the words of the song to Santa Buddy. But he puts in so much sexual tension in his singing that everyone is freaking out.
But then they post a music video for Santa Baby. And instead of one of the Corroded Coffin boys in the Santa outfit, it's some guy no one recognizes. Eddie dances around the guy, and it's the gayest thing anyone's seen.
And well, only their close family recognize it as Steve, Eddie's (illegal) husband.
#brought to you by the fact that i think when guys sing santa baby and change the words to buddy or dude its still sounds gay#steddie#stranger things#eddie munson#corroded coffin#knightly talks
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6x01 - Exile on Main St.
presented without commentary bc where do i even start.
being so distress at the idea his heterosexual relationship could have been avoided ? making it sound like he made some kind of huge effort he didn't have to (to be a with a beautiful woman for a year ?) only reason he went to these concepts (a woman. a kid.) is out of exterior motivation/pressure. ok!!
#spn.txt#spn s6#spn 6x01#dean winchester#gay dean agenda#AND AGAIN. AS I WAS SAYING THIS MORNING. he wouldn't even have gone to lisa if cas had stayed.........#dean why do you make it sound like a chore to be with lisa braeden. i'm listening.#spn#my stuff
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okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.
and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.
#helen of sparta#aphrodite#greek mythology#greek vase#not pictured is nemesis pointing at them in outrage#(which is the only time so far i've found helen + nemesis together on a vase... I think about that all the time ToT its all so SAD)#anyway. I consider aphrodite labelling helen as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' to be her opinion. of course she's-#- the goddess of beauty/love so that's sounds obvious but. also consider... it's *her* opinion. aka her choice who she finds hot.#aka sapphic gay lesbian yuri whatever you want to call it helen x aphrodite is real and alive and there's nothing you can do to stop it#none of this 'they were really good friends' helen's sitting in a goddess' lap ffs. have you even read the iliad book 3?? read it again.#it's actually called the yuriliad. bet you didn't know that huh /j#i'll stop rambling (for now)#edit: im looking at these tags a day later and wow i really went for it huh. anyway i'm keeping them it's all true 🧡🤍🩷
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Peter: If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?
James: My beautiful boyfriend, Regulus.
Peter: He don’t count, you do that anyway.
James: Remus Lupin.
#this won't make sense if you don't know the tiktok sound it's referencing lol#but anyways#casanova of gryffindor tower#remus lupin#i don't make the rules#james potter#peter pettigrew#sirius black#the marauders#marauders#hp marauders#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders fandom#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james x regulus#regulus x james#wolfstar#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#fluff
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People are so scared of polyamory but it's normal as hell. Like it should not be this complex of a topic 4 people. Literally ur just dating more than one person. Or more than two people are dating each other. It's not some crazy concept like oh my god it's just a different way of dating
#jay says a thing#polyamory#ppl try to combat the stigma by being like#oh well polyamory is beautiful and amazing and fun and cute and romantic!! and yeah. duh.#its dating. its being in love. like hello?#even other gay people get icked by polyam people and its like come onnnnn#you sound so weird and protestant rn dudee#'well if that was me i would hate it so its wrong that they enjoy it' literally any homophobic man talking abt gay sex#like grow up#being in love and dating is one of the most normal things. its not that crazy that people do that multiple times at the same time.
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I think my favorite thing about Fionna and Cake has to be how unapologetically queer it is. In every corner, whether it be a cameo appearance from the gay couple,
a quick visual cue/reference to the pilot,
a questionable line from Brian David Gilbert of all people,
[img: Winter King (on the right) saying "Don't think it hasn't occurred to me!" This is in response to Cake suggesting he kiss Simon (left)]
or actually being integral to the primary or secondary plot.
Seeing such a casual yet important and beautiful inclusion of queerness in this show fills me with such indescribable joy. Without even trying, without even stepping away from it's own story, it's making a statement.
Without going out of its way, it's teaching genuine stories while saying "We are here, we have a place, we have a history, and we're here to stay."
#also we finally got GAY MEN in an animated show!!#it doesnt sound like a lot but i promise you that basically never happens#also hold up I just looked it up DONALD GLOVER HAS BEEN DOING THE VOICE FOR MARSHALL THIS WHOLE TIME???#PUCK IT UP GIRL#adventure time#bubbline#marceline#marceline the vampire queen#princess bubblegum#bonnibel bubblegum#marceline and bonnibel#fionna and cake#fionna campbell#marshall lee#gary prince#marshall lee and gary#gumlee#cake the cat#winter king#winter king fionna and cake#it's crazy that we went from Finn in a kissing contest to this
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God I am OBSESSED with this panel. The sheer amount of yearning in Jason's eyes, looking almost shy. Sneakily stealing a glance at Dick. Dick smiling a little, staring up at the ceiling, completely unaware of Jason's stare.
This feels, like, CLASSICALLY gay. This feels like a scene you'd see in a movie or show where two characters are clearly pining for each other but haven't yet confessed (but it's clearly heading that way).
Like, there is ZERO way to interpret this as platonic or as "just hero worship". Especially in the context of the entire annual. It feels like a 150k slowburn fanfic the way this annual is written. This entire thing threw me off so badly when I just joined the fandom bc this doesn't at all feel platonic.
I could talk about this annual for HOURS man
#nightmare speaks#jaydick#dickjay#dick grayson#jason todd#dc#dc comics#i doubt the intention of the writer was to make this seem gay#but considering the direct parallel with Willis in this annual...#idk i wouldn't be surprised lmao#it just seems really overtly like. gay#whats the term? gay subtext?#Jason is just there admiring Dick LMAO#he sounded like he was gearing up for a confession too before he aborted it#Artemis was so real when she was like “what is going on between you two”#she clocked them fr#oh my god Jason was ADMIRING DICK. like physically#bc Dick chose to sleep half naked for some reason and Jason's staring at him all shy lookin#jesus it just gets gayer the more i look#“brothers” my ASS
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One of the most generally useful things to come out of Hbomberguy's plagiarism video and Todd in the Shadows' similar video on misinformation is how they bring transparency to the internet phenomenon of "I made up a guy to get mad at".
Seriously, I've seen people make up a lot of stupid shit on the internet over the years and it's often just a manipulative attempt to paint a group of marginalized people in a bad light.
That's the TL;DR version of this post.
ANYWAY here is the long version
Those videos are mostly about James Somerton's plagiarism of other queer people's work. However I'd like to talk about that 20-30% of Somerton's original writing- and oh boy. It's mostly about complaining about White Straight Women and misgendering well-known trans creators such as Rebecca Sugar and calling Becky Albertalli a straight woman while it's pretty common knowledge that she was forced to out herself as bi because she received so much harassment over "being a cishet woman who appropriates LGBT+ stories".
One thing that irks me especially is how in his Killing Stalking and Gay Shipping videos Somerton brings up how straight women/ teen girl shippers exploit gay men for their personal sexual fantasies. This gets brought up several times in his videos.
Being all up and arms about Somerton being a "White Cis Gay Who Hates Women and Queer People tm" is not that useful because the kind of rhetoric he's using is extremely common in fandom and LGBT+ spaces on Tumblr, TikTok and Twitter. We really don't need to bring Somerton's identity to this since he is in no way an unique example.
It's hypocritical to make this about an individual person when I've seen A TON of posts, tweets and videos where queer people talk about these Sinister Straight Women who are supposedly out there fetishizing and exploiting queer men. It's pretty clear to me that this is just an excuse to shit on women and queer people for having any sexual interests. At worst these comments are spreading misinformation about BL, a form of media that has been excessively studied by both Asian feminists and Asian queer women.
This all sounds really familiar and I think it's good that people are calling it out as what it is: misogyny and transphobia. I'd also point out the potentially racist motives behind being this hypervigilant about Asian media.
People can absolutely be misogynist regardless of gender or orientation. I really don't know why we need to create some kind of made up enemy to get mad at. I actually think it's almost sinister how "anti-fujoshi" people call Slash shippers and fujoshi misogynists or claim that they have internalised misogyny while being dismissive about women's interests and creative pursuits under Japanese obscenity laws, China's censorship, book bans in American schools and various other disadvances that are part of being a queer and/or female creator.
I think we shouldn't be naive about the bad faith actors who want to turn queer people against each other. For example Fujoshi.info mentions anti-gender (TERF, GC etc) movement using this kind of rhetoric as well.
Anyway if you want to read more:
- about the false info around BL fandom fujoshi.info
-There is the scholar Thomas Baudinette who studies gay media in Japan. Here is a podcast with him and the scholar Khursten Santos
-James Welker is a BL scholar as well. Here is a podcast interview about the new international BL article collection he edited.
-I've already talked about this Youtube channel by KrisPNatz and his great Killing Stalking video that actually engages with the themes of the manhwa
- There is also HR Coleman's thesis DO NOT FEED THE FETISHIZERS: BOYS LOVE FANS RESISTANCE AND CHALLENGE OF PERCEIVED REPUTATION where she interviews 36 BL fans and actually breaks down why fetishization has become such a huge talking point in the fandom discourse. Spoilers, it's mostly about young queer people and women being worried that they will get judged and pathologized for their interest in anything sexual.
-Great podcast about Danmei and censorship with Liang Ge
#Also I don't mean that you can always tell if someone is a transphobe or a TERF based on a couple of things they have said.#My point is that sometimes ok people can have very regressive ideas too.#This is not a call out post about how we should go around accusing anti-fujoshi people#todd in the shadows#hbomberguy#sarasade text#even I've got those “Fandom is mostly straight women fetishizing gay men” comments once and it begins to sound kind of passive-aggressive#when you're a bi woman. Lot of fandom stats at AO3 show that fandoms are montly bi women. who are these people calling straight exactly hmm#also straight women are completely ok leave them alone. I know I know Yes I'm so brave for saying this#cw: transphobia
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what WERE tim and kon doing in that closet together that made kon have to get dressed afterwards anyway? wrong answers only. i'll start i think they were playing two person strip poker but tim cheated like a motherfucker. actually wait that doesn't make this sound any less gay. um. hold on. there's gotta be something. um
#rimi talks#this was gonna be a bit but that actually doesn't sound any less gay than gay sex. okay. well#let me try again. um......#like there's the boring option (kon was changing out of a hospital gown and... tim was there too... for some reason...)#that STILL sounds gay god dammit#had the thought maybe tim just wanted kon to strip for a minute to verify he really wasn't hurt? BUT THAT ALSO IS STILL GAY.#graduation day is certainly a comic that exists but truly the closet bit is so .#winick you mad bastard etc#like i don't Actually think they fucked in there in terms of how i see their relationship progression in any canon adjacent context#but my GOD is it funny. sfhksfklsfgj#timkon#tim#kon
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it's marinacht-ober. time for bad end
#my art#splatoon#marinacht#marina ida#acht mizuta#order reigns supreme time to get gay#smth smth marina would be happy to give acht a world that is kinder and unchanging. where nobody has to leave them behind like she did#nobody has to be left wanting and everything is in its proper place forever#as tempting as it sound I know acht wouldnt want that though. I think truthfully theyre a more team chaos person.#I mean have you heard their music? seen the way they dress?? their rebellious streak in the army???#being outcasted and left alone was terrible. but being with marina means nothing if shes not herself. <3#..but like. becoming marina's brainwashed order DJ.....? kinda hot
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homophobic goodreads reviews of unraveled genuinely sound like a satirical tumblr post making fun of homophobes
like this is goofy-ass behavior. just saying there's definitely a tumblr user who has made fun of homophobes by satirically saying something eerily similar to this
#kotlc#kotlc unraveled#unraveled#unraveled spoilers#kotlc unraveled spoilers#kotlc spoilers#kotlc book 9.5 spoilers#book 9.5 spoilers#stay mad homophobes. but also you are all so fucking stupid lmfao does this not sound exactly like satire#“wholesome material” oh like the eugenicist system that prioritizes making powerful babies over all else? that wholesome material?#“parents beware!11111!!!1!!11!1!!! they're teaching kids that gay people *gasps* *lowers voice* exist”
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A long way since being afraid of getting infected when they first found him! Although Pink WAS the first one to pick him up...
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#deltarune#defragmentation#spamton#pink addison#addisons#z art#z comic#your noses touched now ur gay#pink walking right into a wall#can just imagine spamton making a bunch of error sounds and pc speaker beeps if you want
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