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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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This is one of the best ways I've seen this feeling put. I'll add that for myself, I just turned 34 and every year I make it past 30 feels like... not real? Like things are not really happening to me and I'm getting a behind-the-scenes look at the world? Trump got reelected but also not for me he didn't, because this isn't for me. IDK how to put it, OP words better.

My birthday is next month. I'm turning 31. I grew up thinking I'd probably die before my 30s, or hoped that I would. I genuinely could not picture a life worth living at this age. No mental furniture beyond this point. So it kind of feels like the original inhabitant is a stranger to the me who is currently me, and also checked out years ago. So I'm just left here like. possessing this body. Like it ain't mine but I'm living here rent free. Doing whatever I want.

I'm gonna dye my hair pink and learn how to do a cartwheel.

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"You haven't seen autistic number of plays," I whisper spitefully, setting Jurassic Park to play on every available screen in my house.

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"the coffin only has room for one" will haunt me until I climb in it

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me after watching the first three episodes of creature commandos, knowing this is but a taste of the feels to come

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I can't afford anymore hyperfixations, OTPs, or blorbos, I say, opening Tumblr. I am immediately destroyed by a wave of Superbat fanart.

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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i spend a lot of time with a non-related 10 year old and these were the main cultural exchanges this year

she showed me:

skibidi sigma, naur

the amazing digital circus

friendship bracelets a la the eras tour

i showed her:

gravity falls

biblical lore so she could understand the common-knowledge items in hazbin hotel

legend of zelda: breath of the wild

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Me: i'm not watching Wicked; I don't ever like movie adaptations of musicals and people don't know how to behave in theaters

Tumblr: it's super gay though

Me: ...damn it

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me checking each item that comes out of the dishwasher to make sure it's clean:

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my cats at 1 am: anyway, here's caterwaul

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me dissociating in my least favorite place in the world while my family misgenders me for 6 days

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*guy leering at me during the red light*

my 🧠: do something so unhinged and freaky that he begins to question all his life choices

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Spotify mini podcast I can't skip because I'm showering: it's been a bad year for Boeing

Me: yeah it has!

Podcast: it started in January when a door panel blew out --

Me: that was in JANUARY??

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absolutely floored by the script reversal on the minecraft casting. as a black person, i can tell you it's a rare thing to see a mostly unanimous group go "where's our black guy??"

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NY Times: hey btw we have stats for Connections now

Me: