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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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i spend a lot of time with a non-related 10 year old and these were the main cultural exchanges this year

she showed me:

skibidi sigma, naur

the amazing digital circus

friendship bracelets a la the eras tour

i showed her:

gravity falls

biblical lore so she could understand the common-knowledge items in hazbin hotel

legend of zelda: breath of the wild

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Me: i'm not watching Wicked; I don't ever like movie adaptations of musicals and people don't know how to behave in theaters

Tumblr: it's super gay though

Me: ...damn it

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me checking each item that comes out of the dishwasher to make sure it's clean:

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my cats at 1 am: anyway, here's caterwaul

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me dissociating in my least favorite place in the world while my family misgenders me for 6 days

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*guy leering at me during the red light*

my 🧠: do something so unhinged and freaky that he begins to question all his life choices

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Spotify mini podcast I can't skip because I'm showering: it's been a bad year for Boeing

Me: yeah it has!

Podcast: it started in January when a door panel blew out --

Me: that was in JANUARY??

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absolutely floored by the script reversal on the minecraft casting. as a black person, i can tell you it's a rare thing to see a mostly unanimous group go "where's our black guy??"

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NY Times: hey btw we have stats for Connections now

Me:

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when you put Gravity Falls on during a babysitting gig and you come back a few weeks later to find that the 10-year-old got super into it and binged the whole show:

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Sometimes people tell me about their internet experiences and I'm like oh we have vastly different algorithms

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do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

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Me letting my 500+ day Duolingo streak die because I got too invested in the streak number and not the learning:

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This is what happens in my brain when I reread this section in Dungeon Meshi:

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Me: My God, the monsterfuckers are happy about Venom 3! Look at 'em thrive!

Inner Me: Don't you count as a monsterfucker?

Me: Pfft, no, I wouldn't fuck Venom. Oh! But I like Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. Does that count?

Inner Me: ... doesn't that make you, like, a furry?

Me: Haha what? No. No.....No.