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whowhowhoareyou · 2 days ago
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me sounding something out: dip-tee-cue
brain: this is an ad for a fancy perfume, please listen to what you just said and try again
me: ...dip-teak
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whowhowhoareyou · 5 days ago
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just passed a business sign that said "warm up with daddy." desperately whipped my head around to glean the context but, alas!, the bus hurtled on. the sign will haunt me for the rest of the day
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whowhowhoareyou · 5 days ago
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@brightlotusmoon are you more dean or cas I have to know how to think about you in my brain
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it heals my heart every time supernatural trends, but especially when it's because new people are watching for the first time. i was 14 when supernatural premiered. this is my "do not cite the deep magic to me, witch" show. and there's nothing better than watching the newbies realize that, yes, Dean and Castiel really are Like That, start to finish
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whowhowhoareyou · 5 days ago
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me: who the hell is Simon Riley and why are there simon x reader fics popping up all over my dash?
me after researching CoD, looking up his face/voice, and reading a few fics: ok nvm i get it
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whowhowhoareyou · 6 days ago
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every stage manager i've ever met: not to be a designer, but...
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whowhowhoareyou · 8 days ago
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me: who the hell is Simon Riley and why are there simon x reader fics popping up all over my dash?
me after researching CoD, looking up his face/voice, and reading a few fics: ok nvm i get it
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whowhowhoareyou · 11 days ago
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hey @brightlotusmoon this is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life, get off my page (enamored)
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it heals my heart every time supernatural trends, but especially when it's because new people are watching for the first time. i was 14 when supernatural premiered. this is my "do not cite the deep magic to me, witch" show. and there's nothing better than watching the newbies realize that, yes, Dean and Castiel really are Like That, start to finish
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whowhowhoareyou · 16 days ago
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I'm sorry did I just go downstairs to make breakfast and see
c r u m b s
on the fucking
c o u n t e r
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whowhowhoareyou · 16 days ago
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been thinking about all the silly stuff you say when you work in theatre. I did a Frankenstein that required a prop liver with fake blood on it. when I delivered it I would always say "the liver is glazed" and my crew chief always responded "yes, chef!"
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whowhowhoareyou · 17 days ago
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Ah, Doug Jones! the one, the only, the G.O.A.T.
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Behind the scenes of Crimson Peak (2015)
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whowhowhoareyou · 17 days ago
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i'm a simple, spiteful creature. if i see what looks like an actual photo of you set as your profile pic, ya blocked
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whowhowhoareyou · 18 days ago
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was reading this article about a Picasso painting that was found to have a "mysterious hidden portrait" in earlier layers of paint and NOT ONCE in the article did they use the term for this, so here's the obligatory:
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whowhowhoareyou · 19 days ago
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i don't have the heart to be heartless anymore
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whowhowhoareyou · 24 days ago
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me to my partner as I struggle thru TotK: I mean, this is degrading. why am I doing this? why am I crawling over every patch of land and riding every road in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, a godforsaken well will pop into--
*sensor+ pings a well location*
me: oh my god yesssss a well lets fucking goooooo
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whowhowhoareyou · 28 days ago
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as we kick off black history month, please allow me to share these absolute bangers from the 6-year-old of the family I clean for:
6YO: It's hard to be a girl. And it's hard to be a black girl. Because that's, like, two things.
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6YO: When was MLK arrested?
Mom: Well, which time?
6YO: When he was alive.
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6YO: I'm white, right?
Mom: Yes.
6YO: So is dad black?
Mom: Mm, no.
6YO: ...Not even a little bit?
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6YO: Who's the woman who wouldn't move on the bus?
Mom: You mean Rosa Parks?
6YO: ...Could she have sat in the middle?
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whowhowhoareyou · 1 month ago
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uh hey @pinkmoonmp3 this was really helpful can you come back and do this again in february???
hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day
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whowhowhoareyou · 1 month ago
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it heals my heart every time supernatural trends, but especially when it's because new people are watching for the first time. i was 14 when supernatural premiered. this is my "do not cite the deep magic to me, witch" show. and there's nothing better than watching the newbies realize that, yes, Dean and Castiel really are Like That, start to finish
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