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me sounding something out: dip-tee-cue
brain: this is an ad for a fancy perfume, please listen to what you just said and try again
me: ...dip-teak
#it was spelled diptyque lol#linguistics#reading#sometimes you read things for the first time and the brain does what it does#drop a word you've had your pronunciation corrected on because you've only read it mine is macabre
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just passed a business sign that said "warm up with daddy." desperately whipped my head around to glean the context but, alas!, the bus hurtled on. the sign will haunt me for the rest of the day
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@brightlotusmoon are you more dean or cas I have to know how to think about you in my brain

it heals my heart every time supernatural trends, but especially when it's because new people are watching for the first time. i was 14 when supernatural premiered. this is my "do not cite the deep magic to me, witch" show. and there's nothing better than watching the newbies realize that, yes, Dean and Castiel really are Like That, start to finish
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me: who the hell is Simon Riley and why are there simon x reader fics popping up all over my dash?
me after researching CoD, looking up his face/voice, and reading a few fics: ok nvm i get it
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every stage manager i've ever met: not to be a designer, but...
#stage management#stage managers#stage manager#theatre#theatre design#also goes for directing#the sm to director pipeline is just a fucking straight shot
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me: who the hell is Simon Riley and why are there simon x reader fics popping up all over my dash?
me after researching CoD, looking up his face/voice, and reading a few fics: ok nvm i get it
#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#cod#cod 141#i game but i don't play shooters they make me dizzy#i had to look up all the squad members lol#curse (bless) all you simon x reader writers
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hey @brightlotusmoon this is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life, get off my page (enamored)

it heals my heart every time supernatural trends, but especially when it's because new people are watching for the first time. i was 14 when supernatural premiered. this is my "do not cite the deep magic to me, witch" show. and there's nothing better than watching the newbies realize that, yes, Dean and Castiel really are Like That, start to finish
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I'm sorry did I just go downstairs to make breakfast and see
c r u m b s
on the fucking
c o u n t e r
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been thinking about all the silly stuff you say when you work in theatre. I did a Frankenstein that required a prop liver with fake blood on it. when I delivered it I would always say "the liver is glazed" and my crew chief always responded "yes, chef!"
#theatre#frankenstein#yes chef#stage management#stage managers#run crew#stagehand#frantic stagehand#i wasnt planning on using frantic stagehand but we were on that show it was desperate times
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Ah, Doug Jones! the one, the only, the G.O.A.T.

Behind the scenes of Crimson Peak (2015)
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i'm a simple, spiteful creature. if i see what looks like an actual photo of you set as your profile pic, ya blocked
#tumblr#profile picture#if i wanted to see your face i'd find you on a different app that i don't have#i'm a simple person#blocklist
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was reading this article about a Picasso painting that was found to have a "mysterious hidden portrait" in earlier layers of paint and NOT ONCE in the article did they use the term for this, so here's the obligatory:

#futurama#zoidberg#pablo picasso#art history#art#also why don't yarn gifs work anymore?#i had to make my own meme. with blackjack. and hookers!
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me to my partner as I struggle thru TotK: I mean, this is degrading. why am I doing this? why am I crawling over every patch of land and riding every road in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, a godforsaken well will pop into--
*sensor+ pings a well location*
me: oh my god yesssss a well lets fucking goooooo
#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#loz totk#link totk#58 fucking wells#its all fun and games til you're down to single digits#thats where the real tortur begins#i have 6 left where the fuck are they??#gamer#video games#gamers of tumblr
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as we kick off black history month, please allow me to share these absolute bangers from the 6-year-old of the family I clean for:
6YO: It's hard to be a girl. And it's hard to be a black girl. Because that's, like, two things.
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6YO: When was MLK arrested?
Mom: Well, which time?
6YO: When he was alive.
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6YO: I'm white, right?
Mom: Yes.
6YO: So is dad black?
Mom: Mm, no.
6YO: ...Not even a little bit?
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6YO: Who's the woman who wouldn't move on the bus?
Mom: You mean Rosa Parks?
6YO: ...Could she have sat in the middle?
#black history month#black history#mlk jr#martin luther king jr#black tumblr#also i need to state that this is the blondest jewish kid you'll ever meet#draco malfoy blond with big blue eyes#shit kids say#but also why does this 6YO understand intersectionality better than some adults i know?
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uh hey @pinkmoonmp3 this was really helpful can you come back and do this again in february???
hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day
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it heals my heart every time supernatural trends, but especially when it's because new people are watching for the first time. i was 14 when supernatural premiered. this is my "do not cite the deep magic to me, witch" show. and there's nothing better than watching the newbies realize that, yes, Dean and Castiel really are Like That, start to finish
#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#im the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition#17 year old me was like that sounds gay and i should know#edit: oh shit when did this hit 2k??
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