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me dissociating in my least favorite place in the world while my family misgenders me for 6 days

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*guy leering at me during the red light*

my 🧠: do something so unhinged and freaky that he begins to question all his life choices

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Spotify mini podcast I can't skip because I'm showering: it's been a bad year for Boeing

Me: yeah it has!

Podcast: it started in January when a door panel blew out --

Me: that was in JANUARY??

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absolutely floored by the script reversal on the minecraft casting. as a black person, i can tell you it's a rare thing to see a mostly unanimous group go "where's our black guy??"

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NY Times: hey btw we have stats for Connections now

Me:

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when you put Gravity Falls on during a babysitting gig and you come back a few weeks later to find that the 10-year-old got super into it and binged the whole show:

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Sometimes people tell me about their internet experiences and I'm like oh we have vastly different algorithms

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do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

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Me letting my 500+ day Duolingo streak die because I got too invested in the streak number and not the learning:

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This is what happens in my brain when I reread this section in Dungeon Meshi:

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Me: My God, the monsterfuckers are happy about Venom 3! Look at 'em thrive!

Inner Me: Don't you count as a monsterfucker?

Me: Pfft, no, I wouldn't fuck Venom. Oh! But I like Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. Does that count?

Inner Me: ... doesn't that make you, like, a furry?

Me: Haha what? No. No.....No.

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Can you imagine if Marcille really shattered because she was caught mid-gesture. Rest in pieces, o best student of the magical academy, you were simply too Italian to be safely petrified.

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Me: Stardew Valley is trending, did something happen?

Partner: Yup, there was a big ol' update.

Me: This person posted about drinking mayonnaise?

Partner: Yeah you can make mayo, that's not new.

Me: Looks like they added carrots.

Partner: Oh, nice! They added carrots?

Me: You could make mayonnaise but there were no carrots until now??

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It's been a long time since I've had a true blorbo and now I have two. 2024 media starting off strong; excited to continue being punched in the face with feels all year long.

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Me, tilting the candle so the lit wick will light the unlit wick: I'd be a great firebender.

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I love being on Tumblr and seeing fandoms I'm not a part of thrive. Like I just never got into Percy Jackson but watching everyone post about the new show I'm like... Yes. Look at you. Your content is loved, your discourse is deep, your next generation assured. You deserve this.

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I appreciate this show for all its references and nods, and I just noticed this one in episode 2 because when Knives went "You're responsible. You're the one to blame. It's your fault!", I instinctively shouted "Oh my God, it's the last midnight!"