#wouldve been cool if they just did a whole eighties vibe movie instead
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“i’m on a beach, In cuba, With you”
girl i’m gonna whack you over your freshly bald head with a lead pipe
if you compare the montage moira got when she got her memories back and the mini edit erik had of charles
TELL ME WHICH ONE IS MORE ROMANTIC (and tragic)
HOW BAD AT WRITING LOVE INTERESTS ARE THEY???
i wanna like moira i really do but throughout this movie she was like
“moira mactaggert, CIA 😏” AND SHE DID NOTHING BUT BE THE REASON THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS HAPPENING GOD
AT LEAST DO SOMETHING WOMAN
this movie turned me misogynistic 😧
in the final battle she doing nothing just sit and look pretty THE FUCK?
need a gay person to re-write this whole thing OR AT LEAST SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE A GOOD STORY???
genuinely think erik forgot about magda and nina at one point in this movie
STILL NOT OVER HIS EX DAMN
he even married a woman who just looks like the female version of his ex
the women struggling in this movie damn
“don’t worry ladies, leave it to the big guys 😎”
you will drown tonight
atleast jean got to have her moment
ALSO SHE ALWAYS HAD THE PHEONIX POWER SHE DIDNT GET IT FROM SOME SPACE DUST DURING A MISSION
even tho technically it just space dust either way but still
probably gonna do this when i rewatch dp cause i’m doing an xmen movie marathon
you cant even tell thats oscar isaac damn
he diva-ed up his horsemen
psylocke slaying in that outfit tho damn
imagine if they gave erik his classic red and magenta outfit (undies and all)
anyway i’m running out of things to talk about now
cherik should’ve held hands and drove off into the sunset at the end of the movie
just let raven run the x men she was gonna do it anyway
#ranting about how shit this movie is#some good bits but mostly disappointing#sighh#wouldve been cool if they just did a whole eighties vibe movie instead#we got that a bit with the mall trip#BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH#charles looked ominous af at the end of the movie damn#i wonder if he could ever regrow his hair back#or did apocalypse just ruin those chances#although in logan you can see some whispy hair growing back#but he didn’t live long enough to get his lucious locks back 💔😔#you sound just like him you sound just like erik#and you sound gay?#talking like a widower#cherik#charles xavier#x men#erik lehnsherr#xmen apocalypse#xmcu#i was in the middle of a fic then i got distracted 😢
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