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I live in the desert. If I set my air lower than 78, it will run non-stop and blow out in a week. Today it was 119 outside. That’s a 43 degree difference; do you know how much of a strain it is on your ac unit to cool your home to below 80 when it’s nearly 120 outside? It’s the lowest I can go without spending $16,000 on a new unit. And trust me, when you’ve been outside in 119 degree heat, 78 feels FUCKING AMAZING 😂
We got back from vacation in the middle of the night last week and our ac wasn’t working. The house was 95 degrees. Husband slept outside on the patio, I slept on the couch with a soaking wet sheet on and a fan aimed at me, the kid slept on the loveseat by me and the dog sprawled on the tile. We managed. It sucked satans ballsack but we managed.
The coldest it gets where I live is roughly in the 50’s, with some nights getting fairly cool and the occasional random midnight snow. I dunno……anything below 70 is freezing to me; I need a jacket to be comfortable. We all acclimatize. The summers where I live would kill most Europeans but at the same time, I cried the first time my desert rat ass saw snow, so…..you know…..we thrive where we survive I guess.
#seriously though#snow scared the shit out of me#I would love to have my ac set at 70#and when I rented I did#because fuck landlords#but I own now and cannot afford that kind of fuckery#cool crisp fuckery#but I do think it’s perspective#78 IS cool when you’ve been out in a constant brutal heat wave of 120#and god I hate to say it#but it IS a dry heat#so you sweat like crazy and it evaporates and cools you off a bit#unlike that nasty humidity shit where you never feel dry and you’re just always SOAKING and it traps the heat on your skin and UGH#also we’re equipped for heat out here#water parks and splash pads and businesses with icy cold ac and indoor parks and all sorts of shit#so I get why Europeans get a heat wave and are like ‘We are literally dying’#because my normal is NOT normal and people are NOT equipped for it
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Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)
Bonus doodle!!
#I hope ya like? :')#Do living things count as stealable? It seems intent based but I couldnt remember if itd come up. Maybe a philosophical nightmare if it did#just had the mental image of Stanley grabbing Dipper/Mabel from Shermie. turning into a cat & everyone SCRAMBLING to catch the falling baby#Also based on the bit in Gnome Gemulets where Stan mentions fighting off Shermie to keep holding the twins when they were born :]#Though having already co-parented like 2 (3?) kids and not being completely alone like canon Stan. I wonder if/how Cat Stan would differ?#Also Shermie in his leather jacket (or at least another one he transferred the cat patch onto) I loved that bit its so cute 😭#Almost drew Stan as fully grey as a cat but iirc cats don't go grey in the same way as people. So i went with lil grey flecks. Geezer cat#This fic lives rent free in my brain truly 💙💙💙#How to Cat Burglar a Family#Gravity Falls#Fan art#Stanley Pines#Shermie Pines#Stan Pines#Sherman Pines#Grunkle Stan#Fanart#Cat Stan#GF fanart#Comic#Artists on tumblr#My art
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Heey, I LOVE your writings on soft sukuna, you write so beautifully🩷 please can you do one where he is jealous (fluff)😭🩷
Thank you sm for the kind words!!! Here's my best attempt at doing your idea justice <3
Sukuna has no real reason to be jealous. He practically owns you, controls every aspect of your life, who or what could he possibly be jealous of? Every servant who dared approach you in an inappropriate way would be dealt with swiftly. And you're a good pet, who has eyes for no one other than your master. You really don't give him a reason.
But there's this one thing... Since you've been so good and obedient, Sukuna has allowed you many liberties. You're permitted to skip around the mansion, watch Uraume cook, even enjoy little hobbies. You've tried many before you found that crocheting particularly piqued your interest. Ever since you've learned the basics, you've been spending hours working on perfecting your skills. At first it was cute, watching you squint in concentration as you move the hook. But then the math became really simple - having this hobby to keep you busy meant you approached Sukuna out of boredom a lot less. And he noticed it. It irked him, but you're not technically doing anything wrong. You were still as happy to serve him as ever, he just had to ask. But why would he have to ask? You should be all over him on your own. He should have to push you away, not beg you to give him attention. He didn't like this disturbance in your master and pet balance that this little hobby of yours caused.
He stands at the door now. You're crocheting again. You and your favorite servant laugh at your failed creation so sweetly, you don't even notice he's waiting. He clicks his tongue to establish his presence, and your servant falls to her knees immediately. You however, are not held to that high of a standard anymore.
"Master!", you call him, and hop up to greet him with a deep bow. Before he can say anything, you've picked up the piece of fabric you've been working on and ran into his arms to show him.
He looks at the ugly form and scoffs. "This is what I'm sponsoring?", he says and pulls a loose piece of yarn, making your little creation fall apart. He always was a bully, but you note his bad mood.
"I'm only a beginner...", you sulk.
"That much is obvious.", he flicks the yarn away and it falls onto the floor. Before you can bend to pick it up, he seizes your wrist and pulls you back. "Aren't you a little young to waste time with hobbies for the elderly?", he asks. You look at him with your cutest, practiced doe eyes, but it doesn't work.
"Come, pet. I know an activity more suitable for your age.", he says when you don't respond, and steps out of the room. You hop after him, unaffected by his condescending comments. You know that they're just for show. If he really thought you were a hag, you would've been gone a long time ago.
"Sitting at your throne all day?", you tease innocently and join him at his side, sliding your arm underneath one of his. You hope your playfulness will distract him from whatever is bothering him. "Or in a bath?" His lower set of eyes peeks at you and smirks, noticing that you're feeling particularly daring today. He's not sure how he feels about that. "Or in your bed." He rolls his eyes gently and opens the door to his chambers.
"At least then you'd be serving your purpose and actually spending time with your master.", he comments and shuts the door. His comment catches you a bit off guard and you stop in front of his bed. He makes his way towards you, and you look up at him with an insulted expression.
"Master, are you jealous of a ball of yarn?", you ask playfully, and squeal when he suddenly pushes you down to sit on the bed. Now you're at eye level... with his crotch.
"You've got quite a big mouth today. Put it to good use for a change, will you?", he runs his hand from the crown of your head to the back of your neck. You seem to have struck a nerve, so it really is the ball of yarn. Is it possible that Sukuna is this clingy?
"Will you?", he repeats and tugs on your hair and narrows his eyes. You smile obediently and reach behind him to untie his obi.
"Yes Master."
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You try your best to manage the time you spend crocheting from then on, working on productivity in the hours that you dedicate to developing this skill. And it helps that you have a specific goal in mind now: helping Sukuna realize that this hobby is a friend, not an enemy. He still catches you engaging in it sometimes, and gives you a dirty look, but you're as quick as ever to drop what you're doing and join him. That seems to satisfy him.
When you're finally happy with the result of your creation, you look for Sukuna around the mansion. It's not really that hard to find him, as he frequents three places most of all: the dining room, his bedroom and his throne room. This time, he's sitting on his throne, and a small line of people wait for their turn to be gifted his attention. You on the other hand, don't have to wait in line to get it. His lower set of eyes spots you the moment you enter the chamber. You're allowed to roam the mansion, but barging in unannounced is not standard even for you.
Still, Sukuna has learned that you usually only feel daring enough to cross boundaries when you're sure he'll like what you have in mind. So for now, he will let this slide. He's bored as hell anyways. The people are dismissed and you pass by them on your way to his throne, nestled on a pile of bones. You stop in front of it and greet him with a bow.
"Master, I come to you with a humble offering.", you say with your hands on your thighs and your eyes fixated on the ground.
"Show me.", he says simply, but you recognize entertainment in his voice. You climb up the bones and feel his stare scan you from head to toe, before you sit on his knee.
"May I ask you to close your eyes?", you ask and flutter your lashes. Oh the way you seduce him. Who else could ask Sukuna to do something as dangerous as close his eyes? Give his opponent valuable time to land an attack. Who else could dare? And who else would he ever listen to and really close his eyes? Really do as he's told? Oh how safe he feels with you.
You take one of his large hands into yours, and gently pry his long fingers away to open his palm. He has beautiful hands. The only ones you've ever known, but you're sure they're the most beautiful hands in the world. So dangerous, so elegant. You want to press a kiss to his palm, but you hope your gift will have the same, maybe even more profound effect.
Something soft touches his skin, and then you speak, as politely as before. "You may look.", in your softest voice. And when he opens his eyes, he finds himself looking at you first. You're an offering on your own.
Then he looks at his hand. Two crocheted plush figures resembling him and yourself lay flat on his palm, connected through their holding hands. At first glance, it looks like they're two separate creations. In a sense, they are, but... He tries to part them.
"We're sewn together.", you explain. He hums in amusement and inspects your gift more closely. His plush is bigger, recognizable by the pink hair and four buttons for eyes. It's even wearing his favorite kimono. Yours is smaller and less detailed. You look like any other human when placed next to him, insignificant. But in a sea of pets, entertainers and lovers he's had in the past, he would never fail to recognize it as you.
He's spent so long looking at it with that face of his that you just can't read. You're starting to grow restless in his lap, and he feels your eyes dwell into his soul. When he looks back at you with one pair of eyes, your brows are furrowed in worry and you're fiddling your hands in your lap. He pats you on the head and pulls you closer, so you have no choice but to lean on his frame.
"It's beautiful, darling.", his fingers run through your hair, scraping your scalp softly. "No loose threads either.", he looks at you with all four eyes now, and you feel so small in his arms. You're not used to receiving this many compliments from Sukuna at once. Not ones that weren't directed at your body or performance. Especially not when he's looking at you so tenderly, when every word sounds so loving and genuine. "You've improved so much.", his hand is on your face now, and you catch him glancing at your lips. You part them to start thanking him, but you already know how much he hates listening to that.
You stay quiet instead, and lean closer, letting him take you. And he kisses you so softly, fingertips light against your heated skin. You feel like you're floating, like a lily pad in a warm pond. The littlest gesture of his affection has you melting in his embrace. The power he has over you... and how wonderful it is to surrender yourself to it.
None of the liberties and privileges you've been awarded with compare to this. You know that many pets have walked these halls before you. Many warmed his bed and claimed the title of his favorite. But how many loved him like this? Enough to dedicate time of their day to making intricate gifts. How many could say Sukuna kissed them lovingly, for no other reason than to show gratitude and affection?
You're flushed completely red by the time his lips leave yours. You can't hold the intensity of his gaze, as he stares at you in adoration. "I'm happ.. I'm glad you l-like it...", you stumble through the words and win a giggle out of him. You are just so cute. Like a pet should be. He rubs your head again and pushes you away lightly.
"Go now, the people await me.", he says with a benevolent smile gracing his face. "I'll see you tonight."
You bow to him and leave.
And when you visit him that night, he is as gentle as he was when he kissed you earlier, still in a good mood after your gift. Caressing your hair, shoulders and back, as you lay comfortably with your head on his chest. Keeping you warm in his embrace. You're trying your best to follow the conversation, but sleep is slowly taking over you. Sukuna notices and plants a kiss to your forehead, wishing you goodnight. The last thing you see before your eyes close, is your handcrafted plushies sitting on his nightstand.
#sukuna x reader#ryomen sukuna x reader#sukuna fluff#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#soft sukuna#ok hear me out#im not sure how well i did the “jealous” prompt justice#bc i just struggled to conceptualize how sukuna would even be jealous#when hes in control the way he is in this little universe#(which i write in by default bc i know it best as it lives rent free in my head)#sooo maybe the jealous part got lost along the way#and maybe this ended up exploring gift giving as sukunas love language further#but i hope you like it anyways!!!#also> i have no ideas how to use tumblr in other words line break and stuff like that is maths to me#im also not sure and welcome any input is it better to post writing directly in the answer to the ask#or should i post it separately and just add that it was requested by anon/other person
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Isat Doodle Dump #2!
I've been excited to share this page for so long!
Minor Act 3 and 4 spoilers, (accidental) Act 6 spoiler (below the cut)
Click through for close ups of some of my favorites on this page! Doodles with text on them have alt text in case it's hard to read.








(accidental) two hats spoiler under cut

By the time I got to act 4 I had my theories, and this seemed so funny.
#isat#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#the others are also there but they're so itty bitty#sketch#traditional#I'm so happy this is finally posted!!! It's been my doodle page for jokes and such since act 2ish and followed me until the end of act 4#I have the curse of loving 0.3 pens and tiny drawings but having a phone camera that barely processes images that small#'this is our friend with dementia' lives in my head rent free. It's what I think of when I see most of the non-Sif-looping aus lol#'Take a bow' was mid-fantasizing about a happy ending mid-act 3. I hadn't even seen the horrors yet#Did you know? Did you know??? I knew so little about this game going into it that I didn't know if it had a happy ending or not? no rest#anyways that's all the sletchbook doodle pages but I still have a post-it note hodge podge#ada rambles#adadrewit#siffrin#fanart
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blehhh sillae
#elden ring#thiollier#elden ring thiollier#the entire dlc I was waiting for this man to die because I wanted his armor#and when he did finally die I didn't like it#he is just a funny guy he should have lived#anyways this 'im weary of life' interaction lives rent-free in my head#and my stinky ass tarnished I guess#he must have a whole ecosystem in his hair the way I keep making him roll#that and ive never seen this man bathe
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Thinking about how Fiddleford was crying in the dorms when Stanford came in just to have the biggest smile on his face 9 hours later
#‘I made a friend’ YOU SURE FUCKING DID#like the immediate soul connection#I like to think Stanford noticed the crying and didn’t say anything about it he just went right to ‘we’re gonna fucking solve this together#I also think a lot about how this implies they were in the same class when he presented his theory#and how Stanford probably had the most lovestruck look on his face when he heard him speak#like what a fucking meet cute#fiddauthor#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls#ford pines#grunkle ford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlesix#fordsquared#fordford#that photo lives rent-free in my head#the untorn/mended version
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loooove when an actor knows how to deliver a scream from the soul so good and iconic that it sticks in my head on repeat forever and ever
#when elizabeth fell off into the sea in pirates of the caribbean and norrington yelled for her.... rent free in my mind#ELIZABEEETH#ALSO dylan in the quarry.... is it weird to say i love his screams#samara waeving in ready or not GOD how did she do that it was soooo good#guys give me more examples of good sceams please
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The sexiest touch in movie history and no, nothing's ever gonna change my mind.
#clannibal#clarice starling#hannibal lecter#silence of the lambs#anthony hopkins#hannibal x clarice#dr hannibal lecter#gifs#movie gifs#did you get that 'no' reference lol#Sir Anthony going 'nO' lives in my head rent free all day long#but back to them can we just appreciate anything about this scene please and thanks#I just know it's not solely me having shivers all over my body when watching/reading that scene right#Clannibal supremacy#Him breathing out “Goodbye Clarice” is not a final passage but a promise for what might follow soon enough#I'm again being so normal about them#If there were no bars between them Asfkkhxdr
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Do you ever think about how Bruce's first response to learning about Joker possibly being back was to straight up ship Tim's whole class to Japan for a week and have a guy follow them around just to make sure Tim's definitely okay?
How did this discussion even go 😭
Bruce on the phone with Tim's headmaster approximately 30 seconds after he hears about Joker's alleged return: Yes this is Bruce Wayne speaking [...] no this is not a prank [...] a week long trip to Tokyo yes all expenses covered by me [...] What do you mean at least a month notice before the trip I already bought the tickets for tomorrow morning [...] No I don't care about permission slips from the parents and time to pack, the tickets have already been purchased [...] why yes I will consider a very generous donation to make that happen 😀

#okay so we don't actually see if that was the first thing that he did but the comic opens with Gordon investigatng a crime that he assumes#was commited by Joker#and he is sad about Babs#and the next thing we see is panel below#so I think we can safely assume that was the case#especially since a similar thing happens again later when Batman hears a name Red Hood on the tv and frantically calls Alfred to#get Tim out of Gotham asap#Tim was still in training at the time btw#like he did not even go out as Robin yet#tim drake#robin#bruce wayne#batman#alfred pennyworth#joker#dc#dc comics#batfam#seriously tho this scene lives in my head rent free
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Are you down for a round of chess? Coming back from such a long break with a Homestuck fanart. Nature is healing, I AM HEALING, buahaha
#can you tell I did Callie first? cause I did#I wanted to get the posing and shading down first and get to details later but then I remembered that Cal exists and#he lived rent free for some time since then :)#these shall be coloured one day. not sure when though#also even though I still have some troubles with drawing cherubs I am so proud of how these two came out!! :D#homestuck#homestuck fanart#calliope#caliborn#my artwork
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been thinkin' about the twins lately♡
#obey me#obey me belphegor#obey me beelzebub#all of then are still living in my head rent free but when it comes to art my brain usually focus on one or two for drawing♡#and this time it's the twins☆♡☆#the beel piece i actually did a lil while ago but forgot to post#the belphie one was done a week ago i think?#also OMG everyone has been so kind and sweet and complimenting about my mc thank youuu♡♡♡♡♡♡#legit love everyone of you and you don't know how much that's made me wanna draw her more♡♡♡#also cameo in the belphie piece of the various stuffies i have on my bed irl♡#mewsmuse
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he's not fooling anyone
the og meme
#i have no clue how did i manage to draw smth two days in a row#*looks at my hands horrified* what happened to u#hmmm i wish it had the og yellow font but alas#nothin i can do. im just the person who drew this#ksjhfkjsdhfjks yeah im having fun#hes so silly#he gets annoyed with obi but he is one of his favorite people#“i have no intentions of letting him go” and “if someone proposed to obi i'd run away with him” live in my head rent free#and also that smaller moment when zen asks obi to stay with him and obi is like “should i sing something?” “no! ...you can sing?”#AUGHHHHHHH THEM#akagami no shirayukihime#ans#snow white with the red hair#zen wistaria#obi#ans obi#obizen#obizenyuki#tagging obizenyuki cuz they're together even if i dont mention all of them (unless specified otherwise)#the anime was so insane for having obi wink at zen during their first meeting#ITS SO FUCKING CUTE?????? and zen just goes wide eyed in response awwwwwwwww#sunbloom draws
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This or That | Week 2 | Twilight Princess | Jewelry and Flower Crown
The flower crown is definitely more obvious, but if you look closely you can see a very particular jewelry I wanted to be sure to include...
@zelinkcommunity
#legend of zelda#twilight princess#zelink#loz#tp#lou draws#I hope you guys appreciate the cool ember thing#because. it was a pain to draw. but I had a vision and was determined to fulfill it#and yes 100% the reason I did absolutely nothing for the background#though I will admit I like the just the sunset#also! also! marigolds bc they're a fall flower and that's the theme I went for#also embers for the frame bc “steeped in the embers of twilight” lives rent free in my head#also.... it might not be obvious but the lower one at the bottom is supposed to be zelda's crown#okay that's all I can think to say about it#zelinkthisorthat#MAN I WAS OUT OF IT WHEN I MADE THIS POST FORGOT THAT IMPORTANT TAG
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☆Headcanon: brother-sister coding, hear me out
I need to get this post done before whatever that will happen in chapter 192. So even if I only got two more days for this theory to be around, I'll be glad that I finally let this out from my chest after a while. So, don't take whatever I will ramble about as something super serious.
First of all, maybe you guys will look at me and says, "what the fuck Alie they're like two different unrelated characters" and while that's true for now and so far, I just... can't really took my eyes off from this "siblings coding" the more I read Chainsaw Man. And I have some reasons and theories why (disclaimer: I did a crazy reach all over the direction) and I found it very interesting.
Reason no. 1: Their First Meeting & Re-occurence
Hirofumi is the first part 1 character that Asa meets (even before Denji). So, I think it's reasonable for me—the reader to be intrigued on what is Fujimoto's plan for their seemingly "not important" (but why be the first?) relationship.
My initial thought is that: oh, they might become friendlier in the future or even become lifelong enemies. Then I remember Hayakawa Family—Aki and Power as the first ever Denji's buddy, specific on Power.
Because even though narratively and character writing-wise Power and Hirofumi are fundamentally different, both of them are written initially to form false narratives that they'll become a token love interest for our protagonist(s) aren't they? They also share a somewhat similar strawberry cake motive, makes me wonder why.
Alsoooo, I think the way Hirofumi & Asa's Devil Hunter Club "date" being portrayed as very differently from Hirofumi + Denji and Hirofumi + Fami "cafe date" (a.k.a. work-related mandated date) is important, somehow.
Reason no. 2: Personal Motives and Untold Family Narratives of Asa Mitaka
We know since the very first time we met her that Asa is very lonely and her motives circling around getting a companion (either a boyfriend or a friend) and living selfishly (which as we can see right now is backfired rapidly, but I'll talk about this separately later, maybe in the future).
However, there's one aspect of her motives that's kinda underlooked, and it's her relationship with family member. Yes, we got a glimpse of Asa and her mom (never with her father so far) and Asa with her lovely pet—Crambon, however they already died years ago, and Asa blame herself for it.
It's unfair that in this world, she still had her family, as they said. So maybe she already gives up on that idea. Which is where the true weights of this headcanon come from. What if, she still could have it? Even though she never asked for this directly. Her getting a family again that she was maliciously accused of unfairly having, could be very nice, actually. Even if it's a very insufferable or a miserable mess workaholic kind of brother (or twin brother).
Reason no. 3: Hirofumi's Motives
This deserves its very own post just like my plan to talks more about Asa's living selfishly motive but to make it simple, Hirofumi lied at the very start because he already formed a parasocial relationship with both Asa and Denji by giving them options to have a somewhat nicer normal life (Denji not becoming Chainsaw Man, and Asa making a distance from Denji to prevent her from turning him into her weapon and thus also prevented her to feel down because of the guilt) even though he knows that another choice never really exist to begin with.
(Asa doesn't necessarily have to be his sister to add more depths to this motive. I just think won't it be very funny if Hirofumi was like collecting information all around, confirming that Asa Mitaka is indeed the incarnation of War Devil in weird case then he took a look at her Koseki then boom they have the same dad!? What the fuck was that. Here comes new responsibility that his father left behind, I guess)
As what we know so far, Hirofumi took his job and his responsibility very seriously and very neat about which one he could improve or "change" for everyone's sake involved. IF Hirofumi and Asa are indeed siblings (or half siblings) however, this gives more explanation on his involvement and his own personal interest. Hirofumi is not easy to read, but he still overshares to Asa (chapter 121 when he agrees on Asa's takes about solitude) and "taking care" of her.
Reason no. 4: Just Take a More Look at Them
Taller than average? Check. More athletic than average? Check. Insane face card? Check. Unbelievable amount of yearning? Check. Arguably suicidal? Check.
Both of them being a human stuck in status quo between human vs devil war like hostages in their own prison—Hirofumi stuck as hollow used cop for Public Safety and Asa stuck as War Devil very own vessel—with absolutely nothing, no one really on their side (Fumiko and Fami as mean of even more control over both of them)? Check.
Even as concept alone, child soldier and war maiden incarnate siblingsm could be developed to be something, very interesting.
Okay, now into more theories territory.....
Theory no. 1: Asa and Hirofumi are the Result of Kishibe Fucking Around and Found Out Post Quanxi Rejection Era
Why Kishibe would do that? Idk but it's a funny math because if Kishibe is in his early 50 now then 17 years ago would be him in his 30s. If Kishibe become devil hunter in his early 20s and meet Quanxi shortly after that and become buddies for 9 years then, the year just lined up lmao. How much chances of them being an oopsies baby thus explaining their very different last names but strangely similar physiques and even narratives? Not zero.
There are two options regarding this though. It's either they're twin siblings or half siblings. Half siblings mean they have different mothers but same dad, and twin siblings mean they have same mother but got separated at some point during their lifetime (Hirofumi went with Kishibe and Asa went with her mama who probably re-marry or just simply raising Asa alone and lying about her dad getting eaten by devil or something because her love story with that drunkard crazy man is just that bad).
Kishibe avoiding child support for 17 years and this is the consequences, also both of them got their ass kicked out by the very same lesbian who rejects their father, I'll say it's a beautiful storytelling.
Theory no. 2: Sinister Look on Vol 17 Cover and "Hirofumi will appear in Asa's Dream"
We will get into a more sinister area here because I believe the Makima-esque vibes, "necessary evil" narratives Hirofumi brought up to the table are not coincidences or neglectable at all. Even more sinister because his cover is him standing in front of alleyway just like how Makima cover is her in front of the door in Denji's dream.
Which led me to think that this could indicate something. However, kinda different on how it was portrayed, I think this make things clear that Hirofumi is not endgame antagonist since his cover came a bit too early than what we—the reader anticipated (there is absolutely no fucking nobody in the fandom that expecting Hirofumi to get a cover during before the cover reveal). However, he might be the key into Asa's end dream reveal later on.
Maybe he will appear on her dream being vague as fuck, or maybe direct her dream into a more "false happiness" directions since all he did is lying (see reason no. 3) to distract her focus on dead chickens. Personally, I think the latter will be more interesting because it will be the opposite of what Makima did in Denji's dream, if this "Hirofumi will appear in Asa's dream sooner or later" theory is true. The government and the church need Asa in her stable conditions to unleash Yoru anyway.
"Then what does this imply into your siblings theory"—because siblings should take care of each other, ideally. And I think it will add more depth, if true of course.
Theory no. 3: Hirofumi Cares About Asa (maybe more than what we see on-screen)
To put on more disclaimer, this is just what I imagine to fill out the gap in between narratives and it connects to reasons number 3 (again). Despite how he positions himself and blending in the crowd like invincible, Hirofumi is actually easy to care and feel guilty too (and the reason why he could kill the Immortal Brother assassin in part 1 is because he has the ignorance privilege, but with both Denji and Asa? Not so much).
I have no strong basis for this theory I just have my own feelings and a dream, and this is basically what I think Hirofumi has done so far for Asa (subtle) in the story:
Hirofumi just let Yuko loose and kill Asa's bullies during Justice Devil Arc. This may sound dark, but it fit his character in a way that he's okay with doing violence as long as it could benefit his mission (and maybe this time his personal interest too). Because he knows Asa got bullied at school. If this could solve her bullying problems, then why not? That's why Hirofumi is just sitting around during the whole fight until Denji interfered.
Hirofumi is the one who brought Asa to hospital after Falling Devil Arc (which is somehow in line for how I think he's Denji blood-giver in the same arc). Because well, I don't think Public Safety cared enough to get her conditions checked, but Hirofumi is aware about her injury conditions (arguably this is so that she could be a bargaining chip for Denji but we know that the main chip is Nayuta, I think Hirofumi just want to let him know just because also let me have this imagination for the sake of this agenda).
The reason why Hirofumi didn't or more likely can't kill Asa during CSM Church Arc is not necessarily just because War Devil has become stronger. Paneling focus on their face's expressions indicate that Hirofumi just can't bring himself more to do so (after he saw Asa's hand and her in pain), thus making him fail this mission to capture War Devil dead or alive. It's the guilt kicking in.
I think Hirofumi is somewhat relieved after he saw Asa's hands are back (yay) in Aging Devil Arc. Also, that's what he put his focus on FIRST after he got vomited out before asking his own situation even.
Personal View and The Main Takeaway (really): I need this to be real just because I think it will be so fucking funny
To end this unbelievably long ass post, I think it's important to note again that they have like five screentime together and I'm just insane. But if I should be honest, this is not me being rational at all, I just think the whole situation would be funny up to seven more factors if my ramblings are true.
Because this headcanon imply that the fandom meltdown towards them (as individuals or as in characters dynamics) is unnecessary at all. Like aside from Hirofumi being read mainly as queer, maybe him acting kind of mean and nonchalantly distant (and somewhat awfully playful) towards Asa are just because he like being petty and doesn't want to look like he wants to bang his sister (as a sister myself, yes I do feel the need to annoy my other siblings whenever I can just because I could and it doesn't have to be hatred, sometimes it's the love aggression kicking in).
Lastly, thank you guys for coming to my yapping ted talks.
#chainsaw man#chainsaw man part 2#yoshida hirofumi#hirofumi yoshida#mitaka asa#asa mitaka#csm#chainsaw man theory#headcanon#fan theory#character analysis#unpopular opinion#I'm like half joking in most of these but#headcanons taken seriously#hirofumi and asa siblingsm really ended up living rent free in my brain#high af yapping#im going insane#nooticing#i think i'm just crazy at this point but it will make sense istg#likely won't be true but I'm glad it inhabit my brain for some times they are very dear to me#funtime idea for siblings: let your friend kill your sister's bullies at school and act idgaf because “you don't get paid enough” for it#funtime idea for siblings: try to kill each other off#another funtime idea for siblings: prank former japan minister so now he is stuck in ageless time prison#not funtime idea for siblings however: falling in love to the same blonde weapon human guy with chainsaw on his head#both looks like pathetic wet cats living in cardboard cutouts abandoned in my eyes#when I wrote this I thought to myself “how could I shove Kishibe into this situation” so I did#is this even a coping because I myself don't even 100% believe in it
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sorry but i would do literally anything
#sorry this photo hit me like a ton of bricks when i opened up pinterest#not the reference i was looking for but it is living rent free in my head now#something about the way denim used to be thick and so ill-fitting that oomf#and the black tshirt is of course a favourite#god did us both a service with the age gap bc i would have been feral for him in the 80s/90s#brent spiner#back to what i was doing before i was so rudely interrupted#fox says
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merlin (1998) tv miniseries, dir. steve barron
#merlin 1998#merlin#mygifs#sam neill#miranda richardson#helena bonham carter#lena headey#isabella rossellini#it's on the bozo's prime streaming thing right now if you wanna watch it#when i tell you this miniseries has been living rent free in my head since 1998. the stacked cast! the makeup! the vibes!#THOSE GODDAMNED FISH#which is part of what inspired that zendaya painting i did of the lady of the forest#so much glitter i was obsessed. and so many drop dead gorgeous women???? and i love sam neill#i remember very little about arthur lol and not a ton about the story. but the women and merlin? forever#i made some lousy merlin gifs a few years ago and i saw a merlin mention come across my dash so i'm like i gotta make a post to show#just how fucking pretty this little miniseries was at times! there was some *horrible* cg that i was reminded of while making this but#the fish got all the cg budget methinks#generally especially on tvs of the late 90s lol it was very pretty and had an excellent aesthetic#also that lena moment is so baby cersei LOL#this post was getting too long but martin short was great in it too
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