#How to Cat Burglar a Family

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Man cat Stan (Bill wins) is the type who needs a full SWAT team just to get his vaccines but not for Stan, the whole vet is enough to hold him down. But for Ford because the moment Ford hears Stan even whimper in fear his finger is already on the trigger.

And that's the reason why Emma-May's the one giving Stan his vaccines (Ford's too weak to Stan and Fiddleford is busy holding Ford down along with Dan)

They just pump Stan full of cat and human vaccination because his dnas so messed up they're just trying to cover all their bases. Stan doesn't have a fear of needles or whatever but he winced once when Emma-May did the first one and Ford tackled her to the ground. Now he has to be locked out of the room, tied up, and have Fiddleford and Dan hold him down while be screams and Stan's in the other room just -_- like

Stan: why does it sound like they're killing him out there. I'm the one getting jabbed, i should be screaming.

Ford: STAAAAAAANNLEEEEEEEY!!!!!!

Stan: Moses. Are they ripping off his fingernails or something?

Emma-May: we should gag him next time your vaccinations need to be updated. His screaming is distracting.

The moment Stan gets done he walks out and Ford just 🥺 at him. Busts out and goes full body check up to make sure Emma-May didn't break his arms or something in the 5 min they were gone while Stan continues to 😑.

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!

[colors-of-hue]

I absolutely adore the cat stan au I just had to draw him. Enjoy <3

Update I forgot to tag @dark-lord-of-awesomeness for their au, I'm so sorry I'm new to tumblr and still figuring out how everything works lmao.

[temothylol]

so i read How To Cat Burglar A Family (fic by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness )

[majispoken]

made this a while back, its from a fic how to cat burglar a family by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness

i like cats :3

ori image:

[aissadraw]

I've been busy, but I needed to draw something small for the two new chapters of "Cat Stan Shorts" by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness

I hope you like it! 🫶

[naowominutella]

How to cat burglar a family fan art!

a gravity falls au by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness

In That scene where Dan picks him up, this was all I could think about 😂

And yes I sleep on the couch like that sometimes (very joxter inspired)

Also I really loved shifty! Adorable little bug!

[stoicjewel]

Cat stan if he was a little more pathetic and lost a few limbs

(Heavily inspired by my kitty Momo. She is a wonderful model)

From this fic

[beetlbi]

Little drawing for How to Cat Burlgar a family by DarkLordOfAwesomeness :) link will be in the rbs, go read it!! It’s so cute!! unshaded under the cut

[mokkagren]

some doodles of @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's fic "How to Cat Burglar a Family" (or the extras actually but whatever)

I have been eating, breathing and living this fic because i love it so much, i actually just caught up with the extras and i'm so down to read some of the side fics hehehe

also chapter 58 of the extras literally made me melt like ughhhh them !!!! i love them, the blorbos

(i've been doodling a bunch of cat stan while in school actually lmao)

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Got a cat Stan idea based on that college cat au. Stan can switch between forms at will, he just prefers to be a cat for convenience (he gets more food and care that way, can run away easily, etc.) and he has almost every college student, including ford, under the impression that he’s a normal cat. Almost. To fuck with fiddleford, he occasionally turns human in front of him and says something like “no one will believe you” before going back to being a silly college cat. Fiddleford desperately tries to get proof, but somehow he can never seem to snap a clear photo or get human Stan and ford in the same room at the same time.

All I can imagine is the terrible paranoia Fiddlefords going through lol.

Stan gets a wicked cool magic artifact that let's him turn into a cat, and has been using it to mooch free meals off the nearby college, then to bond with Ford because he's too terrified to actually talk to him.

But not too terrified to make direct eye contact with Fiddleford, turn human to quickly do something, then turn back before any one else sees. He's driving Fiddleford crazy with it, at no point is he going to explain what's going on with him to Fiddleford. Not only because then Fiddleford will immediately go to tell on him to Ford, but because he does not care to. So Fiddlefords seeing this cat turn into his roommate then back with zero explanation.

The cat is trying to steal Fords identity. It's going to whisk him away to some hell dimension, then seamlessly slot itself into his life once it learns Fords habits. It's up to Fiddleford to save his friends life, even if everyone thinks he's crazy. The fact that Ford never tells anyone he has a twin just makes it worse for Fiddleford here.

[paintedcrows]

There you are, hiding from your friend Bill, are we?

Or, why you should never let your demon near your brother pet cat. Fan art for the wonderful fic 'How to Cat Burglar a Family' by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness! It's now complete! And (despite how this looks) very sweet!!

[tesadict]

Stanford "Brain Guy" Pines vs common sense, go!!!

Though I must admit, it IS funnier to think your cat uses the covers of your books to swear due to not knowing swears in Morse code. Not that it may be a miserable little man instead of a nice smart kitty.

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness 's Cat Stan au has entered my mind and is refusing to leave it. You can say, it cat-burglared its way here. I was craving content, rereading the main story, until I realised I have the power of cartoonized cats on my side. Though it is unlikely that I will post a lot seeing as I'm currently drowning in study.

P. S. If you can't read my handwriting, check alt 😘

[dimonds456-art]

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness's Cat Stan because I have not been able to stop thinking about him

(That's Fidds' wallet btw)

(Comms open!)

[aissadraw]

Me

Me doing this for no specific reason

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness

[thenocturnenarrator]

Doodles from Bill Wins by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness !!

Finally I’ve been able to make fanart of Cat Stan! Ahahaha! (I don’t know how to draw cats)