#How to Cat Burglar a Family

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

The mentioned doctor and his records on Ford from the thisisnotawebsitedotcom reveal that he's guilty of medical malpractice. You can find the page on the Gravity Falls wiki if you're curious, searching under computer.

Gravity Falls the show didn't show it much, but Ford absolutely would've regularly had to deal with doctors treating him like an experiment or someone with a disease rather than like a person.

This particular doctor went to the side of the extreme of treating his polydactily as superhuman and admitted in the records to wanting to experiment on him. The record has also a check mark on him as finger donor, where it's unclear whether or not Ford consented to that. Or whether or not Ford knew of that doctor's thoughts. Or why he was even there, except that he voluntarily discharged himself.

The man has likely so much medical trauma. I imagine that the others, with Stanley at the head, in Cat Verse have to coax Ford to go seeing a doctor if it's not life-threatening. And find one he can learn to trust.

That sounds like something that would happen to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he went to the hospital a lot when he was younger and he grew, and that the only reason it stopped was because of the bills and the fact he was perfectly healthy otherwise.

I don't think Stan would be heading any hospital visits for Fords health unless it was an emergency. Stan has a lot of medical trauma himself, maybe not as severe or the same as Fords, but he would be on Fords side in trying to handle all medical problems at home. Stan thinks doctors are quacks and has severe money anxiety, Ford thinks he's better than doctors and has medical anxiety. Neither of them are going to a hospital willingly.

[tesadict]

Sometimes a cat needs just a good smoke

I accidentally turned it into a comic

Ford and Stan are venturing in the forest somewhere in the great times when it was just Stanford and Nikola and no Bills, Fiddlefords, Carlas etc. They stumble upon a fae king — a creature made up of unfortunate enough fairies which got their ears entangled together. There are legends that the fae king grants wishes — but it is not said that it isn't the true hearts desire but a here&now whim. Ford, being a scientist™, has tried to test fae kings abilities (because maybe the closeness makes the fairies powerful and, unlike their solo siblings, they are able of ACTUAL magic). Well, turned out the fae king didn't want to do shit for Ford, so, obviously, the legends are lies. Stan, being a rational guy, sees how fucked up his brother's survival instincts are. Sometimes he wishes he had thumbs just to strangle his brother. Sometimes he doesn't even want that, wishing just to have a smoke instead. The fairies come to resque!!!

Stan is afraid his mad scientist brother is gonna put him in a tube and study him. I can't say he's entirely wrong.

ID in alt

P. S. How to Cat Burglar a Family au by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!

[temothylol]

so i read How To Cat Burglar A Family (fic by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness )

[beetlbi]

Little drawing for How to Cat Burlgar a family by DarkLordOfAwesomeness :) link will be in the rbs, go read it!! It’s so cute!! unshaded under the cut

[dimonds456-art]

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness's Cat Stan because I have not been able to stop thinking about him

(That's Fidds' wallet btw)

(Comms open!)

[naowominutella]

How to cat burglar a family fan art!

a gravity falls au by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness

In That scene where Dan picks him up, this was all I could think about 😂

And yes I sleep on the couch like that sometimes (very joxter inspired)

Also I really loved shifty! Adorable little bug!

[sourour-rl]

Drew doodles from @dark-lord-of-awesomeness fic called How To Cat Burglar A Family.

EDIT: click on the image for better quality.

[grillesscheese]

horrible yuck baby becomes somehow horrible-r and other captions by fiddleford mcgucket

from chapterr 12 of @dark-lord-of-awesomeness ‘s fic

[dodush]

what if. i changed my mind and decided to upload this on my deceased tumblr account

based on @dark-lord-of-awesomeness’s ‘double cursed’ on ao3, which i love very much and i encourage everyone to go read it cause it was adorable

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

Cat Stan au but it’s a time loop, and everytime Ford finds out that his cat is Stan earlier than he’s supposed to, the timeline resets.

To be clear Ford is the one experiencing the time loop, Cat Stan has no idea that it’s happening.

However the rules are, he can’t “find out” his cat is Stan until they defeat Bill and he can’t get rid of Bill until he thinks Stanley is dead and or they have collected Shifty, Carla, Dan, Emma-May, Fidds and Tate.

Ford does not know these rules so things keep repeating.

Ford: Hmm that is very strange, my cat is speaking Morse code perhaps he’s not a cat?

*Alarm Clock goes off, the day resets*

Ford: *screams a unhearable swear in gnomish*

————

Ford: Wait Nikola what are you spelling…

Ford: *picks up paper with messy scrawl that reads:

I AM STANLEY *

Stanley: *tail swaying back and forth*

Ford: *sweating because he doesn’t want to repeat the day for the fifth time* Oh look at that I must be haunted! That is definitely the right conclusion to this

Cat Stan: *internally* Really Ford?!? Surely you can’t be that oblivious right?!

Ford: *internally* Don’t worry once I find a way to break this irritating loop I will uncurse you

God this would be awful. Does every reset send him to him meeting Stan? Or just the day, because the first one is a horror story and the other a comedy as he does increasingly bizarre things to figure out how to complete a day. I imagine the moment the time loop breaks he'd have some kind if breakdown, either from the whole ordeal being over or a maniac party at finally completing every day and getting to the end of whatever was happening to him.

Just grabs Stan's shoulders and blurts out everything that'd happened the last few.... however long he was in a loop. Total mania followed by a crash.

[tesadict]

Stanford "Brain Guy" Pines vs common sense, go!!!

Though I must admit, it IS funnier to think your cat uses the covers of your books to swear due to not knowing swears in Morse code. Not that it may be a miserable little man instead of a nice smart kitty.

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness 's Cat Stan au has entered my mind and is refusing to leave it. You can say, it cat-burglared its way here. I was craving content, rereading the main story, until I realised I have the power of cartoonized cats on my side. Though it is unlikely that I will post a lot seeing as I'm currently drowning in study.

P. S. If you can't read my handwriting, check alt 😘

[paintedcrows]

There you are, hiding from your friend Bill, are we?

Or, why you should never let your demon near your brother pet cat. Fan art for the wonderful fic 'How to Cat Burglar a Family' by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness! It's now complete! And (despite how this looks) very sweet!!

[aceofstars16]

Fanart for “How to Cat Burglar a Family” in veekachoo’s style (yes, I bought her brushes cause I wanted to draw this…it’s cute!)

Normally the style has round eyes but…I had to make it more like Stan so…I changed it up a little lol

[mokkagren]

some doodles of @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's fic "How to Cat Burglar a Family" (or the extras actually but whatever)

I have been eating, breathing and living this fic because i love it so much, i actually just caught up with the extras and i'm so down to read some of the side fics hehehe

also chapter 58 of the extras literally made me melt like ughhhh them !!!! i love them, the blorbos

(i've been doodling a bunch of cat stan while in school actually lmao)

[thenocturnenarrator]

Doodles from Bill Wins by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness !!

Finally I’ve been able to make fanart of Cat Stan! Ahahaha! (I don’t know how to draw cats)