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the actor for grantaire in the les mis us tour posting a picture of him and the actor playing enjolras with pete buttigieg with the caption “icons #iykyk” is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen all week
#kyle adams: is anyone gonna mention enjolras and grantaire being in love with each other vaguely in the caption of a picture of us#the actors who play enjolras and grantaire with an out gay member of the us cabinet or do i have to do everything around here#like????.7:$.&:9.@. what is wrong with him im crying#also in a gay ppl fighting for the ppl kind of implied caption but enjolras and grantaire did more for ppls rights than pete whatever did#and theyre not even real#r.txt
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re: rugby team ghoap
it'd been a one-off, seize-the-moment kind of thing. casual hookups aren't really for you, plus you distinctly remember your ex prating on about how the team would only be here for the weekend hence the absolute burning need to go, and you've got work monday.
goodbye, great knowing them. you'd traipsed out of the hotel room with your sneakers in hand, soap's used jersey in the other- a memento of sorts, a trophy. mild serial killer behavior but you reckon since you just became another pearl in their long string of conquests, the least you could do is take something with you that won't be gone with a warm epsom salt bath and a couple of days rest.
("would ye believe yer the prettiest we've ever brought back with us?" right. you know where you stand on that scale, and people like you don't typically pull men like them. another cringe-worthy comment like that and you'd mistake their interest with pity.)
you'd put both jerseys in the wash later that day, and the rattling of your washing machine marked the end of your exciting weekend.
or so you'd thought. from your side of things, you'd wiped your hands clean of their sweat, spit and come and went home, once again falling back into semi-familiarity, expecting to go to work feeling completely relaxed and loose, in more ways than one, while ignoring the photos taken of you and the "star players" at the stadium on social media.
(no one caught your face, what bloody luck.)
when you see them again, it's by pure chance. you'd been ordering a sandwich at a deli down the street, hand already reaching for your wallet when an arm curls around your shoulders, dark, coarse hair of a forearm brushing against your cheek.
cedarwood and citrus. it clings to your senses— a sharp, tangy reminder of that time you'd only look back on when the familiar pang of want pooled searing hot between your legs. small world, you suppose.
"didnae leave a note. stole my jersey. 'm surprised ye didnae leave us money on the table, bonnie." warmth flared beneath your cheeks but you didn't cow to his crude joke.
"i suppose i could've left a tip. what do you want?"
the playful lines around his eyes smoothed as his lips straightened into a firm line, his eyes frostbitten. you ignore the way his touch makes you feel trapped, tethered, a cage made of velvet.
"took my shirt and then didn't show up to a single game after tha'. jus' gettin' wha' i'm owed. unless he's yer favorite."
how can he be your favorite when you know nothing about the sport they play and have no interest in knowing?
"too bad. we come as a package. get yer food, we've a place nearby."
(simon had been nowhere near as good-natured as johnny had about you leaving without a word. made you spit out apologies with swollen lips, only accepted the ones that came with a fluttering of your raw pussy around the splitting thickness of him while soap condescendingly cooed in your ear about lessons having to be learned the hard way.)
#love convenient things turning real inconvenient real fast#got insanely talented athletes huffing and puffing your house down because you didn't leave them a review on yelp#laswell had chewed their ass up and spit them out#dealing with the repercussions of their stupidity had been a fucking NIGHTMARE#she wont even ask if theyre dumb she already knows the answer#you think theyre sticking around til they gotta go again but then there you are#first class flight across the world sitting primly on simons lap#how are they supposed to win if their good luck charm is not with them?#ghoap x reader
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keef has a Slight crush. tiny. very little. and he's totally Not delusional
#klance#lance mcclain#keith kogane#voltron#my art#i love drawing lance hes so pretty???????#he's so everything#theyre so everything#this was supposed to be a joke but it turned out for real. for srs even
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comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!
ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol
#courtney miller#shayne topp#smosh#shourtney wedding#shourtney#smoshblr#if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight#thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT#theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank#real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this#the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO#this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke#tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing#even if im dying for answers#head vs heart ykwim#“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now”#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT#angela giarratana#chanse mccrary#amanda lehan canto#anthony padilla#damien haas#sarah whittle#arasha lalani#noah grossman#olivia sui#trevor evarts#tommy bowe#ian hecox#spencer agnew
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Happy 20 years to the Imperishable Night
#Touhou#Touhou Project#Imperishable Night#Get ready for all the character tags#Eirin Yagokoro#Kaguya Houraisan#Fujiwara no Mokou#Reisen Udongein Inaba#Tewi Inaba#Keine Kamishirasawa#Mystia Lorelei#Wriggle Nightbug#Reimu Hakurei#Marisa Kirisame#Sakuya Izayoi#Youmu Konpaku#Yukari Yakumo#Alice Margatroid#Remilia Scarlet#Yuyuko Saigyouji#(and Ran Yakumo and Chen but theyre barely visible lol)#Just a day late for the anniversary day damn it...#I started on this a bit over two weeks ago#And worked on it almost every day#Though i've had the idea of the composition of this piece for a long time#Specifically Reimu and Marisa in the middle facing off against eachother#And then the hourai immortals at the top with Eirin in the middle and Kaguya and Mokou on either side#I am slightly sorry to Mystia and Wriggle cause i kinda forgot about them and just threw them in where there was room#But yeah i worked real hard on this and even though i have regrets about how i went about it and i think it couldve been better#im just proud i finished it at all
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fuck you! *humanises yur mae and gregg*
#urrrrgh hello tumblr its been a while#digital art#I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!#parker’s art#art#night in the woods#nitw#nitw gregg#nitw fanart#nitw mae#night in the wood gregg#if yu dont like the designs dont tell me or you’ll be able to watch my mental health decline in real time#roar#gay people#gay people but like separately#theyre not even people#if i tag this as furry stuff will i get more attention#(im not a furry)#gregg lee#mae borowski#night in the wood
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This parallel this parallel this parallel, it's cute how surprised Sua looks when people are affectionate with her, but I wonder if Ivan ever reminded Sua of her sister at times with the way he treated her, sometimes being reminiscent of how she used to be treated by her sister, and the cruelty was just as familiar(?)
#brain vomit aurhhghhfhhfhghhg *explodes*#ivansua sibling agenda got to me#alien stage#alnst#but i do wonder#ivan and that woman are probably the only real sibling figures she's ever had even if she doesnt want to acknowledge it#but her siblings are so mean to her hnnn#and in the way that the the cruelty was supposed to be helpful and they both have a creepyish side to them even though theyre gentle#could be a penny of an explanation for why she's especially avoidant of him#other than the fact that he annoys her and all
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A belief in Nominative Determinsim
#mira & isa sitting at the other side of the room: oh that cannot be a healthy rationalisation. someone should deconstruct that QUICKLY...#change's strongest soldiers VERSUS one guy echo chambering themselves about a susperstition-based retributive model of the world. GO!!!#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#sloops#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#hey look now. this is softer than usual isnt it? ignore the. ignore the subtle damnation of blame unto the self. its fine. theyre fine#this is in fact a slight adaptation of that headcanon of mine i linked! yep! turns out the way to comic-ise it was to. make it like#90% speech bubble and get kinda weird with the formatting. it's clunky and experimental but hey. im experimenting.#the next ones gonna have even more fucking speech bubbles if it goes how im planning. christ#then its gonna get followed up with something wordless so. all things in perfect balance.#DISCLAIMER: i like to write loop and siffrin displaying the maybe not so great logic-holes their seeming fear of 'retribution for not#sticking to (the script) what the universe intends for them' entails. i do not agree with their weird philosophising.#i in fact think this is . bad for them. and am exploring how fucking unhealthy their mindset seems to be even when 'mundane'#OCD siffrin real as hell whats with the doing arbitrary actions in specific ways lest Something Nebulously Bad Happen little dude?#anyway if you caught the extremely blunt symbolism of kissing a hand with a knife in it you win a prize! it's called self-satisfaction 🎉🎉#hmm. do people realise i kept calling this type of back and forth between siffrin and loop a socratic dialogue bc socrates was also just#arguing with himself? like he was just making up the other guys. complete thought experiment. i also call them that because theyre WORDY!!!
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The O(ccasionally)samu D(runk)azai
#drunk dazai bc hes the actual alcoholic one#also bc i wanted a very flustered chuuya#YES EVEN IF THEYRE MARRIED ALREADY BC WHY NOT#i hc drunk dazai is still pretty alert but then if he realizes its someone he someone he can trust (chuuya etc) he just goes soft boy mode#soft honest boy ehehe#also occasionally emotional and vulnerable and validation/reassurance seeking and chuuya always knows#okay i will stop rambling this was rotting my mind the past few days#playing wasia project's ur so pretty on the background when i was drawing these#behold. my therapy (real)#bsd#skk#my art#sketch#sketches#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#established skk
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wow happy christmas. christmas huh. this is just like act 3 of pentiment where everyone gathered to celebrate christmas at the inn and alexander and kazimierz played music and sang a christmas song for everyone haha omg christmas. just like in the scene of my favourite characters from hit game pentiment by obsidian entertainment 50% off on steam via the winter sale that did i mention, features my favourite musician/meistersinger duo kazimierz wierzbięta and alexander rappolt wow i cant believe it's christmas in the flesh
#schizoposting on christmas eve a healthy 15 mins before midnight as god intended#god im feeling so immersed rn#going to close my eyes and listen to alexander in dulci jubilo and pretend that theyre real ppl and not just fake yaoi i make up in my head#of two minor minor characters w like. six lines in the game#if u think abt it alexander is one of the only two (2) voiced characters in the game so does that not count for smth#if u think abt it kazimierz is voiced too by virtue of being mute and so his voice is not having a voice#sorry if ur reading up to this far or even if u read the post at all reminder to take ur anti psychotics#pentiment#christmas posting
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Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.
#silm#silmarillion#gil galad#gil galad son of plothole#<- best tag lol#personally i like the maglor theory#son of lalwen is probably my second favorite?#also that would make him the 16th known finwean grandkid#the aegnor/andreth peredhel variant is interesting#also i feel like when everyone meets him in valinor/the halls finrod would just look at aegnor like :/#finrod: 'if you were just going to ignroe my whole speech you could have at least told me so i could get birthday gifts for the kid!'#the russingon one looks very much like nerdanel lol#both the maedhros ones' hair is *just* dark enough to not cause a diplomatic incident#the elured/elurin one is really funny#like. hes 0% noldor not even related to finwe at all. like. theyre descended from different cuvienen families. they literally are 0% relate#he was raised by cirdan who is also 0% noldor#but he is somehow a better king of the noldor than like 90% of the previous ones#even funnier if hes Just A Guy#did they accidentally switch the real finwean baby? did they just grab a random kid and go 'oh well close enough'? who knows?#i think princess-faelivrin has a FAQ about the leading version of fin-galad (gil galad being finduilas)
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can i get a magical girl set please
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#otori emu#im just going to start drawing ever set i want ti beg for. i wahted phantom thief wxs but inlove what we gor bc mizukitheworld so im good#phantom of the opera is p close to that. the mask even... actually i steal set dieas from rev/star becaude come on. theyre kind of real.#we need swan lake set and nutcracker set and little prince and e#and i want them all to be wxs because i am a wretched little beast. PLEAK#the set with all 5 little pink guys slready went to a diner theme and its the cutest set ever. but. magical girls...#dream place minori the cutest csrd set forever definitely comes close but Still. can i get a mixed even magical girl set pretty pleade#can it go to the april fools sunny smile sentai. wheres my mafuemu mixed event. PLEASE#it was so funny to me i also tried to draw tsukaser but the . level of effort compared to how i drew emu is SO. SO FOUL. EVEN I FELT BAD.
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my @mp100secretspirit gift for @bollaaeon!! scrumptious.
this was super fun to work on hehe i love these guys,,
#secret spirit 2024#mp100#metukikart#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#dimple#tome kurata#serizawa katsuya#spirits and such#sorry for the subpar background but uknow maybe the real bgs are the friends we made along the way#also i have trouble drawing dimple even tho he has such a fun design#okay okay yayyy#theyre all getting stuff that dimple would like to eat if that wasnt clear. would he eat a roach? prob not. but i think it would be funny#reigens snacks are being yoinked#he definitely stuck a hand into the vending machine
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polymer broadcast signal hijack
#pikmin#captain olimar#ft. louie captain shepherd and collin#as well as#moss (pikmin)#watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really#but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man#also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol#Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more#Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers#I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment#man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals#its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that#would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future#oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days#so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him#and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again#and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc#I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it
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happy solar-versary!!! life only matters because of each other!!!
#solar opposites#solaropposites#tervo#it’s so beautiful to me how terry and korvo were strangers when they made replicants#yet theyre so destined to be soulmates even their saplings cant grow without each other#DESTINED TO BE A FAMILY#like this is so serious. red string of fate shit#how fake ships look when real soulmates who would find each other in every universe and fall in love come at them#this solar opposites shit gets serious
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MHA ships and the "All Might Blessing"
Save to Win, Win to Save
The All Might doll
The dynamic duo
The one missing AM hoodie of his collection
#you know its gonna be so real when all might is somehow in there-#i am just. partially joking here. ngl.#tgck and koichi x pop where all might isnt exactly there but just his merch is hilarious to me#he influenced so many ppl it even influences their relationships to an insane depth#ok yeah this is just so incredible and insane to me yeah#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#ochako uraraka#toga himiko#shoto todoroki#tenya iida#koichi haimawari#kazumo haneyama#pop step#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#dekubaku#tgck#togachako#todoiida#crawlstep#i think thats that their ship name should be lmao#do i even really ship them? honestly not that much but theyre like. canon anyway so i cant do much abt that#its alright rlly
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