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olgipolgi · 3 months ago

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Mermaid/Pirate AU save me 🙏🤍💙

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #Shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #baldur's gate 3 shadowheart #jenevelle hallowleaf #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #tav #virtual photography #vp #personal #oc: lilith #otp: moonpetal #they were both gonna be pirates but someone told me to make Shadowheart a mermaid and AAAAAA YOUR BRAIN!!!#SO TRUE OH MY GOD I LOVE MERMAID AND PIRATE AU YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME 😍

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everythingundertheskycomics · 5 months ago

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Pride and Joy.

Hippo Crush

4/4

Next time, a short peek into our Sunset Duo's background shenanigans in Criminal Engagement!

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scopophobia-polaris · 2 months ago

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first female loz director and the gerudo seem to be written fine enough? wow... there ain't no way I thought we were in the worst timeline after totk

Yeah got through the main quest with the gerudo, it wasn't painful! It wasn't even bad! Still got them outfits but for the most part it was like oh cool!

I would say a lot of that oh cool is from the fact they didn't do a lot to even fuck it up to begin with, I'm gonna be real with yall this game is NOT worth $60USD

Edit: lemme say one thing, you know when people were being like damn totk story wasn't dark or mature at all why was this compared to Majora's mask again? And then all the zeldatwt people came out and said zelda is just a kid series domt expect good writing uH

This one feels like a kid's game. That ain't to say it's terrible I would say, hell I'm not far in it if I get something crazy that's like OH FUCK I'll reblog this post and say something but uh.....game for babies I'm gonna be shocked if anyone struggles with any puzzles cuz you CAN CHEESE THEM EASY ITS 🫢🤭

EDIT EDIT: I SWEAR IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A DOWNER..... @ezlo-x HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN PLAYING....THEY KNOW I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY POOPER.....

#its......seems quick #the sidequests are very boring tbh #like this game should of been 45-50 max not 60 #its cute i like it so far but oh my god the optimization and game design could of been way better #and after botw/totk like....how do i put this #its like nintendo heard hey we need a LITTLE bit of rail roading and then #😬#basically...example #for a main quest i have to go to 2 places to get people #i went to the 2nd place first and it......didnt update the side quest even though she should of gone to the meeting place #thTs apart of the quest but no i had to go to the 1st guy no matter what #and its like.....hey botw not totk would do that #most GAMES in general now wouldnt do something like that #also yall gonna hate the fact there is no organization or favorites tool for the echoes #game is fun so far but uH #i got through the first dungeon FAST FAST like this is not a return to form #minish cap dungeons i dont think were that fast and theyre simple #also anyone that says this dorsnt have mechanics from the wilds games yes it does #tri has an ability thats JUST ultra hand #oh and its not good in this game #yall gonna fucking hate it #unless somehow a pirated version doesnt allow you to rotate the fucking item or move it in a way that goes behind me #without me locking off and then back on again after repostioning myself #im worried its a feature and not an anti piracy measure #me and GC are gonna finish this up this week but dang i havent even done the whole first part of the main quest #if i had this on the switch i could see how fast i could play through the game WHILE talking to people and having fun and exploring #also oh my god the zora side quest very cute but when eveeyone knows how the game goes ill make one complaint in the tags one day #funny thing its not story....ITS GAMEPLAY #yhe story in the game is fine and i say that cuz its....very simple #HELL A LOT OF NPCS DONT GOT NAMES THAT ARE VISIBLE

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cantagirldrawinpeace · 4 months ago

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Oda when I catch you Oda 🙂🔪

#egghead island #spoilers in tags #for todays ep #OP episode 1115 #one piece 1115 #yapping in tags #one piece #I am so fine and ok after todays ep #I am perfectly fine and good and dandy #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #winner island #polar tang #oh god I’m gonna cry cuz I keep thinking about #wolf one piece #and their departure from him in Law Novel ch7 with the ship and- UGH!#that was their home since they were 16 #bepo one piece #aka the best and most dependable reliable amazing guy ever Bepo I love you #he made such a hard choice even though it was probably the smart one to protect his capitan/best friend but WOW he must be hurting #they balance each other out so beautifully I love their friendship #“I can’t leave my friends behind“ JUST FUCKING STAB ME IT WOULD HURT LESS #I can’t even- oh my god.#he loves them so much and he’s been fighting for the ability to love people like that for most of his life #please don’t let him lose that a third time #not when he just started trying to live for himself #I can’t even think about the other two of the OG 4 heart pirates #my only hope is that we saw how insane they are at swimming. and we never actually saw anyone get cut down - only the aftermath #I’m running out of tags so imma use this as a sign to draw my feelings instead of typing them.#me yapping

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dawnpix · 5 months ago

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Teyz please you're breaking every single "happily ever after" delusion I've built up to cope

#THOSE WERE NOT THE FUNDUO CRUMBS I WAS EXPECTING #I MISS THEM #FOCUSING ON THE HAPPY PARTS #OH MY GOD GOLDENBOYS CRUMBS #SO HAPPY ONE OF THEM DEFINITELY ISNT AN ASSASSIN #THAT WOULD SUCK #OH MY GOD THESEUS LEFT THE PALACE AND BECAME A PIRATE #WOW SO SILLY THAT IS GOING TO BE THE PLOT IF THE NEXT CHAPTER AHSHHSSHS #CANT WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO BE ALIVE #butterfly reign #IM SO INSANE IVER THIS FIC

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th3d0nutl0rd · 7 months ago

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Most kids had their bi awakening watching potc and liking Will and Elizabeth, which is totally respectable and understandable, but 8 year old me liked Calypso and Jack first and foremost, and I think that says a lot about me.

#i was obsessed with them #like i forgot will and Elizabeth were even part of the movies for the longest time #because as a kid i would just be like #OH MY GOD CALYPSO #DAYUM JACK SPARROW #potc #pirates of the caribbean #STOP I HAD TO EDIT THIS POST #BECAUSE MY AUTOCORRECT CHANGED BI TO BIRTHDAY #calypso #tia dalma #jack sparrow #captain jack sparrow

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kaythefloppa · 4 months ago

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I always point out Bunk’d on the list of shows with a terrible finale (since S3 was supposed to be the last but it effectively did kill the quality of the show) but having watched the final episodes of Bunk’d that aired last night, I can now actually reaffirm that its ending is shit.

Because oh my god is it shit.

#Bunk’d #Jessie #disney channel #disney sitcom #Disney #lou hockhauser #Camp kikiwaka #I think I owe The Lion Guard and Jake and the Never Land Pirates an apology for their finales #Don’t get me wrong they’re still absolute garbage but I don’t think I felt as burnt out and empty with those finales as I did with this one #Lou gets a random-ass love interest in the last 2 episodes and they pull a soap-opera style fake-out break up #which is like #I have no reason to care this late into the game #but they also rehash the plotline of the characters possibly separating and Lou wondering if she should stay a camp director #As if we haven’t had that plotline used in the last 4 seasons (including the season that was SUPPOSED to be the end)#Again no reason to give a shit #Especially since the status quo remains with Lou staying at the camp #The Ross kids are barely acknowledged or mentioned despite the show originally centering around them #And rather emotional closure that wraps up the loose ends with the series-original characters that were written off the show #and got no closure #instead they pull a Descendants with a dance party ending that doesn’t even fully fade to black by the end #Like what the fuck #My expectations for the series were low because any chance at a ‘good ending’ were thrown out the window with every renewal this show got #But oh my god this finale actually lowered my already low expectations #For years I’ve affirmed that Bunk’d is the perfect example as to why shows should just stay dead after they’ve ended #because if they don’t they can just become a rotting shell of what they’ve used to be and lose any and all quality beyond salvation #which is exactly what happened #And by consequence I am only happy BECAUSE the show ended and not in HOW it ended #But yeah the Jessie franchise is dead and so is Bunk’d lol

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beepeircings · 1 year ago

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE'S CULT ACTIVITY ????? IN MY PIRATE SMP ???? SNARLING AS I SPEAK

#guys guyss #sun god ?#the savior mayhaps ?#foaming at the mouth. possible entities in my minecraft???#oh my hodd #<- user like cult activity in their media #its their hyperfixation. and yeah i kind of realized how weird it is #kites [?] were really having them activities on they islands fr 💯‼️#tw cult #cult tw #so sanee and normall oh my godd this also connects to my other hyperfix currrently #optr #scurvyblr #pirates smp #bee rambles

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nomairuins · 2 months ago

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also its so dumb that one of the arguments ppl have against a sims 5 is that theyve already invested too much money into 4. like yes its fucking scummy that ea charges so much for dlc and its Ludicrous the amt sims 4 costs if you have all the dlc and its going to keep getting more and more expensive but . to be honest . why are you paying for sims packs. im sry

#ik not everyone can pirate i get it and its your money do what you want #but itis your choice to invest so much into like. a sinking ship DJRNFJFNG. idk....#i want 2 be optimistic and believe that somehow they WILL be able to fix every single issue with ts4 #but i honestly believe thats require them to take an extended break from releasing new packs and shit #and i genuinely honestly dont think theyll do that. lol.#but like. i think itd be a good idea like. Cut down on new releases and focus on fixing the base game and then pack refreshes #bc itd be rly cool to have like. pack refreshes to make them more fleshed out #but also like. sigh. it rly does come down to the packs bc i judt genuinely find it kind of disgusting how little is in each pack #and how many of the packs could be consolidated #genuinely earnestly feel like growing together and parenthood shouldve been one pack. like. and honestly throw hsy in there...#hsy could do with a refresh Badd ik its fairly new but oh my god the school is so fucking buggy #and in general like. IDK. id rly love the packs to be refreshed and id love love love More fucking lots in the worlds oh my god. multiple #worlds have literally 4 lots. Thats fucking actually insane it makes me crazy #i get like. ooh bc you can travel between worlds the worlds can be smaller but i hate it 😭😭😭#i think its just bc i grew up playing 3 perhaps but like. i rly loved like. idk when i choose to play in a sims world i want to play in tha #world. i dont want to have to like. i live in moonwood mills (5 lots .) and thej i have to go to like. san myshunonif i want to go to a bar #or whatever. is there a bar in san myshuno idr #IDKIDK. i feel like Innnn my opinion there should be like. at least 1 of the basegame lot types for every world maybe with some exceptions #and there should be enough empty slots ppl can fill it out more if they want...#but also like. idk. i suppose it wouldnt affect me much bc i usually stay on my home lot as much as possible #bc of the loading screens #it wouldnt be so bad if like. idk. i understand why they didnt wanna do open world like ts3 #well i dont its fucking actually stupid. but i get that ts4 wasnt supposed to be what it is and it wasnt built to be a longrunning game.#hence why ts5 should happen instead as a Strong Foundation BUT WHATEVER but like. yk. and ik im not the only person in the world and other #ppl want different but i feel like maybe you could have options .. idk. im not a programmer #but itd be cool to have some sort of way to toggle between like. open world semi open world and closed world #where itd be like. ts3 style where the exteriors of everything r there but the interiors r loaded in when u visit (if that is how ts3 works #i may be a bit off) nd closed would be ts4 style Loading screen to go . next door #am i misremembering or are there even loading screens between like. the new apartments with forrent.... there were for the city living ones #skull Fuckk i ran out of space

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north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave · 1 year ago

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man if i had a nickel for every time some fucking overconfident weirdo decided to position themselves as an authority on a historical topic and then proceeded to not just do bad history but then PEDDLE LITERAL FUCKING CRANK SHIT AND MISINFORMATION i would have like. a quarter.

#i realize academic education is a privilege and whatever and also history is not the most welcoming of disciplines #but have some of you considered that perhaps you should simply just Not Be Fucking Historians?#kazoo noises #this shit about the pirates has me BOILING #PIRATES WERE NOT GOOD PEOPLE!!!! YOU CAN STILL LIKE THE FUN PIRATE TV SHOW!!! THATS FUCKING FINE! PIRATES DID NOT GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNIT #god you people get on my fucking nerves.#and do not even get me fucking started on the goddamned nazi shit. oh my GOD if i hear about gay nazis one more time im going to fucking #suffer my joker arc and i will be going out for blood.#doing history is fun and more people should consider doing it! begging you dorks to at least try and do it well and give a fucking damn #about accuracy. the horrors of the conquest of mexico do not make the aztec empire a saintly and ingenue type of empire. the aztecs were #also very notably bad #like guys. a lot of shit people say no one knows about is shit we can check now. you have the ability to learn. why do you all keep fucking #doing this shit?#and while im swinging a fucking bat at the hornets nest. if i see one more fucking person peddling real ass blood libel i will also fucking #S N A P!!!!!

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ratbastarddotfuck · 2 years ago

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I've realised the unfortunate reality that I've never been able to make a playlist that captures my teen years because I haven't been able to admit that my tastes were a little cringe a decade ago. Alas cringe culture comes for us all i suppose.

#they weren't ENTIRELY cringe altho i guess that depends on your tastes #and i don't really actually believe in cringe most of the time #not for anyone except myself #i just don't want to get caught putting nickleback on the same playlist as mcr #and then there's the panic at the disco problem #(problem -> i was very into their music but then brendon urie did whatever the fuck he did and now it's all a lil tainted)#ouggh #linkin park is still good tho that shit slaps #the other issue is that half my music was pirated so i don't even really know what all of them were called #and i had some weird random shit in there cus my uncle was a dj and i had his entire music collection #oh god I'd have to put eminem on there unfortunately #but! fall out boy still fucks!#p!nk is always good #i think that's most of the big stuff #oh and imagine dragons but i still like their music so whatever (yes shut up)#i feel like this list gives you a pretty big insight into the type of teenage girl i was lmao #the system speaks

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dumbkiwi · 2 years ago

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#sel speaks #im gonna get death threats or something if i say it too loud in the tags #but in what fucking world can you be a calico jack stan like CALICO JACK WE'RE TALKING #I LIKE THE GUY BUT HE'S THE WORST #A LOT OF IZZY FANS CANT STOMACH HIM #AND LOOK AT IZZY AND GO OH THAT GUY IS BOTH WORSE AND ALLISTIC AND HATES ND PEOPLE #youre telling me izzy 'likes routine and predictable schedules' hands #izzy 'expects professional behavior from pirates' hands #izzy 'wears the same outfit every day so help him god and has stomach issues done something to my boss's brain' hands #THAT GUY IS NEUROTYPICAL?#ik i need to touch grass or smthn but i had no idea there were ppl who liked cj but NOT izzy like what the fuck are you on #the guy killed karl. HE WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH IZZY #losing my mind #and i like jack!! he's a manipulative bastard!!! and fanon has him as a shitty frat bro!!#but he's like. not a good dude

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bearinabandana · 2 years ago

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@thirteenmyspacegirl

Tumblr cut my tags but um Im not finished actually so Tags Part Two Ellectric Boogaloo ↓

#okay sooooooo where did I stop #okay the experience didn't TRAUMATIZE me but it was funny because I was just trying to think about Anything Else to distract myself #and my brain was like wellllll what do you like what brings you comfort and I was like uhh doctor who steven universe kombis lighthouses #and this sort of stuff #so my brain was like oh cool so doctor who huh? what were the ladt episodes you watched?? oh yeah the one with the pirates lol wouldn't it-#- be funny if they fucking drowned lol #and I was like NO!!!!!!! NO DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!! SKIP DOCTOR WHO!!!! NEXT!#and then brain was like so yea steven universe am I right they live in the beach fucking city wouldn't it be funny if there was an episode-#-in which they all fell to the sea and lol wait there WERE episodes like that I think so funny lol #and then I was like PLEASE PLEASE NO BEACH NO SEA NEXT COMFORT THING GO #brain was like well you know where you find the biggest concentrations of the so called 'hippie' volkswagen furgons known as kombis?#and I was like oh god it's the beach #and don't even GET ME STARTED on the lighthouses #so yea now everything I seeked just reminded me of my miserable experience and this sucks because all the mentioned stuff fucking rule!!#and I was a sad little sore creature going to sleep without thinking of #well #anything #because all made me more miserable #I'm not sure how I slept that night #it's been a week I think #anyway how are you babe how you doin #news from the horsies?

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jaythelay · 20 days ago

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Adobe seems to think when I drag and drop something that it was actually a very long, extended, seemingly fully intentional, mistake.

Thanks adobe. Thank you. Thanksssssssssssssss

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halles-comet · 1 year ago

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my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"

#our flag means death

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alketaire · 9 months ago

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finally watching the inaccuracy dessert (I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist on YouTube by Todd in the Shadows) to hbomb's plagiarism meat and jheesus fhucking chhrist it's beyond fucking belief. like i'm c-tier at best on the list of "people who go out of their way to engage with queer media" and this fucker, positioning himself as a serious queer theory media analyst, blithered lies and "gay nazis" conspiracy theories so absolutely ridiculous that i swore out loud.

"i want to hold your hand was controversial for PDA reasons" absolutely the fuck not, talk to 1 boomer???

"straight women hate acknowledging gay sex is real" absolutely the fuck not, talk to 1 straight woman??????

"gaiman's renown as a writer started with gomens" oh now you've declared fucking war on every gen x nerd and goth and gay?????????

thank you to my family for teaching me to be media literate enough that this shit infuriates me

#i am going to ragebuy a sandman compendium istfg.#editing in the tags as i go now bc my ex-academic ass is SO MAD #the 'nazi body standards' shit. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSEST CASE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COCO CHANEL (who is in hell i hope) WHICH MEANS NO!#'svelte attractive germans' FUCKING- THEY WERE JUST AS IF NOT MORE STARVED THAN EVERYBODY ELSE YOU AHISTORICAL SNOTFUCK #'only the boring gays lived' okay actually a horrible human being. all sympathy withdrawn. fuck you and whoever made you this way.#fran leibowitz thinks you're a complete shmuck for extrapolating her opera snark to all queers.#don't forget the DEAFENING sinophobia via whole cloth fabricated figures #'pirates funded public good' jesse what the fuck are you talking about.jpg #'an era where the english were tossing around homophobic slurs but not at pirates' what. in the fuck. are you fucking talking about. jesse.#'janelle monae came out bc nobody believed pynk had anything to do with vaginas' ARE YOU DELIBERATELY OBTUSE.#'no hating but still' oh i'm fucking hating you sack of lies #'peasants were paranoid about vampires' even if you're talking about witches YOU'RE STILL MASSIVELY HYPERBOLIZING #'from and anthropolo-' eat my anthropological shit you're presenting literary/political analysis as physical science now???#oh my GOD the reductive fucking sweeping generalizations of international theatre and esp kabuki i want to claw my eyes out #'hepburn flatly refused to believe gay people existed' WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT THIS SO BLATANTLY DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE *WAS*???#WHY DOES HE KEEP CITING SHITTY HEADCANONS FOR JK FUCKING ROWLING

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