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[beepeircings]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE'S CULT ACTIVITY ????? IN MY PIRATE SMP ???? SNARLING AS I SPEAK

[proteas-leaf]

HELP 💀

A PORN BOT IS FLIRTING WITH ME 💀

aAAa- *points gun at 'Edwina' WHO TF IS U??*

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

that stupid little guy thar he hates

[therealcallmekd]

Accept His Offer? [YES] [ALSO YES?]

Please forgive me for this I thought it'd be funny LMAOOOO was unsure about posting but the funny won.

Bonus doodles!!! Cuz I'm NOT normal:

[x3n0-is-loading]

low effort Kotone doodles :3

[arlo-rose]

Gay cowboys ♡

[angelyuji]

suppressed feelings

nsfw lolz i had another idea for this, but i ended up scrapping it to finish another day... i wanted something more.... idk how to word it but like pathetic??? and angsty from bruce's side anyway lol i know this is treading the line into incest.... just... let me fantasize... also pls send me more noncon!fauxcest thoughts cuz im highkey gooning over some of these dynamics

bruce wayne x adoptive!daughter

tw// noncon to dubcon, fauxcest, sorta yandere?, angst, reader has a vagina, (plss lmk if im missing any tags)

minors dni!!!!! 18+!!!!!!!!!!!

"bruce?" you nervously peek your head into bruce's office. your adoptive father sits at his desk, head in his hands. he lifts his head, eyes red from fatigue. "you okay?"

he sighs, leaning back in his chair, "yeah, sweetheart, i'm okay. just..." bruce stops, shaking his head. "did you need something?" you shake your head and walk in.

"yeah, i wanted to ask if you needed anything? you seemed... off when you came back from patrol with damian." you tilt your head and bruce smiles, chest tightening as you come closer.

"yeah, (y/n), i'm okay..." he gestures for you to come closer, "my girl is so kind." you stand in between his spread legs, letting him hug you. his head rests on your chest and you hug his neck, letting him breathe you in. you feel his hands pull you closer, "i love you so much, sweetheart." his voice is muffled, the vibrations of his voice sending chills down your spine.

you laugh, "i love you too, dad." you feel him frown against your skin.

he pulls away to look up at you, "have you ever thought of me as anything else, (y/n)? other than as your father?" his eyes search yours and you pause, trying to pull away.

"what do you mean? w-what're you trying to say, bruce?" you let out an awkward laugh. his hand drifts up to your shirt, pulling it up slightly. you freeze and bruce presses a kiss to your stomach. you feel warm and you rip yourself away from him. "this-this is weird, bruce." you start to panic and bruce stands up to pull you into a hug.

"no, no, sweetheart. don't worry, i'll take care of you." before you could respond, bruce picks you up and over his shoulder. you yelp, you try to call out for alfred, but a hard smack on your butt silences you. "good girl."

bruce doesn't take you far, only moving to his bedroom. he delicately lays you on his bed and you sit up, watching him carefully unbutton his shirt. "let daddy take care you, angel..." soon, bruce was only in his boxers, undressing you against your will. his hands were calloused and gentle. you couldn't help, but be soothed by your adoptive father's touch.

"bruce..." he gently presses your shoulder, forcing you down, "why... why are you-" he brings your legs over his shoulders and you choke on your words when you feel bruce press his mouth to your core, tenderly licking at your heat. "w-wait-"

"i'm sorry, angel, i promise i'll take good care of you..." his hands grip your thighs and you arch your back, feeling his burning tongue against your cunt. you bite down on his sheets to muffle your moans. you feel your stomach twisting and your holes twitching, aching for more. he drinks you, pressing himself against you like a man starved for water. your head swims as his experienced tongue brought you closer.

"please, bruce-" you gasp, "th-this isn't ri-" you gasp as bruce's mouth sucks on your clit, sending pleasure up your spine, and you let yourself drool into the blankets, his ministrations numbing your mind. you could feel warmth building in your stomach and you let your hips grind against his face, your desire for release overshadowing logic. your body starts to twitch as you feel yourself coming close to the edge and bruce moves away. you mewl, hands coming undone from the twisted sheets to grab at your adoptive father. you watch as he licks his lips, eyes closing to savor the taste of you.

he sits back onto his knees, hands busy with his boxers when you whimper, "daddy... please..." bruce stops, eyes darting to the tears trickling from yours.

your legs spread, your skin sweaty, your arms outreached… you looked like an angel, but bruce’s mind clears in realization. his heart stops as he takes in your trembling body. "oh my god... oh my god." bruce tumbles off the bed to the floor. "fuck... what the fuck did i do... oh god, my sweet girl, im so sorry..." you had never seen bruce cry before and you reach to him, but he recoils. "no, no, no, no..." he mumbles to himself as he searches the room.

"wait- i want-" bruce paces around the room, eyes frantic, before he pulls on a bathrobe and rushes toward the door. "dad- bruce!" you prop yourself on the edge of the bed, reaching out to him in desperation.

"i'm so sorry, (y/n)." bruce looks at you, his eyes raking your body, horrified at what he's done. he hurries out, leaving you soaking the sheets and forced to take care of yourself with the memories of his touch.

[lichenbug]

evil yuri… wahh..

[burquillos]

Help I've always grown up with Tumblr as the Gay Site so literally what is it about dkbk that surrounds me with homophobes suddenly??😭😭😭

[thementallyillapollochild]

OPEN ROLEPLAY STARTER

*A child, around maybe five or six, was curled up in a ball next to Thalia's tree, hiccuping and sobbing into their knees*

*They were shaking badly, arms wrapped around themselves, digging their nails into their skin*

Do you approach them, or do you leave them alone...?

[inkynightmaresau]

BENDY, KIDDO, DARLING LOOK BEHIND YOU OR RUN PLEASEE GET OUT!

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[koko2unite]

this gif needs to be studied frame by frame

i love him..

[starzknight]

God i need him...

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[somnas-writes]

AU where during the year without Hua Cheng, Xie lian made a bunch of friends— aka people started showing up to his house to hang out.

In actuality, they all want to take care of him because they’re worried he will be sad waiting for however long it takes HC to reform. But Xie lian thinks people want to be his friend.

[silent-wolf]

it's always so funny how in fanon ppl consider steph the social butterfly that everyone wants to hangout with, whereas tim is a shut in loser when its lowk the opposite in canon LMFAOO

like steph is a sci-fi nerd girl loser and tim's a well liked guy that all the popular kids and girls want to hangout with. but he's still a loser don't get it twisted

[bobeaubow]

OKAY DID NOT THINK PPL WOULD LIKE THE AU SM ?!!!

uhmm anyways heres barbs design and her pop zombie vers !!

personality wise she s less destructive and cares for her father (mostly) and her brother (riff, YES THEYRE SIBLINGS), when she hears about poppys takeover she sends the bounty hunters and yknow lore stuff ensues 😈😈 (that's all you get for now)