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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

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I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

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glados voice That little amateur only puts you through the torture gauntlet because he gets off to it. /i/ on the other hand nobly put you through the torture chamber because i love science so much and i BARELY get off to it.

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love that lyrium causes paranoia if you take too much of it. lets put a lot of paranoid guys with swords and authority in a tower where they can constantly doubt the "was that a demon" "is that blood magic" "was someone being controlled recently" surely this will go well

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He just a tiny bit insane and we love him

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Kept me up at night

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homesick

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Hey you said you're requesting ideas for Dollins ideas?

Well I've been thinking about the idea of Collins getting taken care of. Maybe he got injured on the job and is getting patched up by Noel?

@valorant-reverie also asked for something similar soooo :3

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.