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PLS HELP ME FIND THIS FANFIC

its this ladrien miraculous ladybug fanfic and idk who the writer nor the title of this fic. from what i remember its a ladrien fic where they're on this gameshow (?) and they are blindfolded or are wearing masks so that they don't know who the other person is. so they go to an amusement park and go on a bunch of rides and just have fun. im pretty sure adrien pukes after eating some candy and has to change his mask 😭 towards the end, they reveal the identities to eachother (as in they remove their blindfolds finding out the other is ladybug/adrien) and they are both surprised cus they never expected the other to have that personality, and when adrien goes to school the next day everyone is talking about his appearance on the show and how they never expected that from him. im pretty sure that author has other works too and if i remember correctly there was one where marinette or adrien is a hitmen trying to assassinate the other but never gets the chance too. PLS IF U ARE ABLE TO FIND IT LMK 😭 😭 😭

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real

rr daughter or rhato son?

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rr daughter or rhato son?

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"BAMF tim drake"

"BAMF jason todd"

"dick grayson is a bad sibling"

"tim drake & jason todd"

"jason todd/roy harper"

"maribat"

"jason you were my robin not dick"

"i hate bruce because he won't kill the joker"

"cereal lover-hyperactive sunshine-sugar fiend-hypersexual-himbo-tim hating-doormat dick grayson"

"coffee loving-sleep deprived-too competent and serious-ceo-dick hating-friendless-woobified tim drake"

"jane austen-book nerd-cooking expert-tims fav-justifying murder and torture-gay icon jason todd"

"whitewashed-one dimensional-irredeemable monster-know it all-mary sue damian wayne"

"duke who???"

"steph 'im completely okay with my ex boyfriend being bi infact i hold no resentment for our sudden breakup and will be besties with bernard and date cass instead cus me and tim felt like siblings lol'"

"😊 cass"

"batgirl babs"

ENOUGH.

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ranking the batboys in terms of how many friends they have:

dick grayson

tim drake

----------------THE FUCKING GREAT WALL OF CHINA----------------

3. damian wayne 4. jason todd

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while jason didn't set out to kill damian, tim and mia he would NOT have cared if they died out from the injuries he inflicted. need them all to get their lick back

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tim drake would be nile red if he was a youtuber

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the day ppl realise tam was one of tim's best love interest is the day pigs can fly

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(some of) the batfamily members as my favourite twitter memes

(WARNING IMAGE HEAVY!!)

dick grayson:

jason todd:

tim drake:

damian wayne:

steph brown:

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sometimes i forget the batkids are just a bunch of theatre kids which makes it funnier when u remember that gotham's entire justice system is run by a bunch of costumed role players

edit: wtf i didnt expect this to gain sm traction, but check out this post. pls dont let it flop

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i think its stupid when ppl try imagine a comic where they kill of batman. y'know like THE BATMAN, the whole reason why the franchise is popular and the reason why so many of ur characters even exist.

ppl forget that majority of readers who read dc comics, consume media of only batman, and actually don't know anything abt his family. u may not like his character and i completely understand because his character in recent comics is not the most interesting !! but asking the writers to permanently kill of batman is like trying to kill off spiderman- it'd be a complete loss.

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this is my roman empire

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omfg i literally love u

i know there are probably over hundreds of 'tim joins the batfam early' fanfics everywhere. its gotten old now, so i propose a new idea:

"tim joins the batfam really fucking late and pretty much on the cusp of adulthood". DO YOU SEE THE VISION??

jason is still alive here and so is damian who assumes the robin role, while jason continues to become red hood after the trauma inflicted by the joker(just less....shooty). tim's parents are still alive here, but continue to be extremely neglectful as they gallivant across the globe.

tim is like 16-17 here and at the peak of his awkwardness levels and is flustered at the bare minimum eye contact. he works part time at a convenience store because his parents only give him money to pay for tuition and not basic utilities. unfortunately, this grocery store is in the middle of fucking crime alley and is quite the hotspot for local crime bosses and street kids to buy groceries from.

now the reason why crime bosses come here is a reason unknown until later, when we find out that the owner of the grocery store uses its pay to fund a shady organisation which is the latest hyperfixation of the bats.

so the batfam get's a tip abt this org and start investigating more by going to this grocery store where tim works. tim is still the little stalker that we all know and love, and assumes that the reason why so many bats are coming to this store is to arrest him for knowing their identities and ruining everything he knows and loves.

picture this 17 year old, blubbering mess trying so hard to keep up a convo with red hood without trying to throw him off abt knowing his identity. the worst part is, each new day a different vigilante comes to the store to talk to him and get to know him to see if he could somehow be linked to this organisation.

but then they obviously start realizing that tim is neglected and emotionally abused, and since they've started becoming fond of him, they make a plan to foster him for the time being. but before they could do that, tim get's kidnapped by that org as they find out he's somehow connected to the bats

so the bats then try to save tim, shut down this org and we end this story by adopting tim and screwing jack and janet drake over 👍

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Glad to know that even after knowing him personally since he was 13 deep down Tim’s still a fanboy

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i know there are probably over hundreds of 'tim joins the batfam early' fanfics everywhere. its gotten old now, so i propose a new idea:

"tim joins the batfam really fucking late and pretty much on the cusp of adulthood". DO YOU SEE THE VISION??

jason is still alive here and so is damian who assumes the robin role, while jason continues to become red hood after the trauma inflicted by the joker(just less....shooty). tim's parents are still alive here, but continue to be extremely neglectful as they gallivant across the globe.

tim is like 16-17 here and at the peak of his awkwardness levels and is flustered at the bare minimum eye contact. he works part time at a convenience store because his parents only give him money to pay for tuition and not basic utilities. unfortunately, this grocery store is in the middle of fucking crime alley and is quite the hotspot for local crime bosses and street kids to buy groceries from.

now the reason why crime bosses come here is a reason unknown until later, when we find out that the owner of the grocery store uses its pay to fund a shady organisation which is the latest hyperfixation of the bats.

so the batfam get's a tip abt this org and start investigating more by going to this grocery store where tim works. tim is still the little stalker that we all know and love, and assumes that the reason why so many bats are coming to this store is to arrest him for knowing their identities and ruining everything he knows and loves.

picture this 17 year old, blubbering mess trying so hard to keep up a convo with red hood without trying to throw him off abt knowing his identity. the worst part is, each new day a different vigilante comes to the store to talk to him and get to know him to see if he could somehow be linked to this organisation.

but then they obviously start realizing that tim is neglected and emotionally abused, and since they've started becoming fond of him, they make a plan to foster him for the time being. but before they could do that, tim get's kidnapped by that org as they find out he's somehow connected to the bats

so the bats then try to save tim, shut down this org and we end this story by adopting tim and screwing jack and janet drake over 👍

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in defence of dick grayson

y'know what pisses me off? when people write a tim drake that hates and LOATHES dick grayson just so that he's closer with jason todd. obviously, there's nothing wrong with wanting two characters to be closer to eachother, but at the mercy of ruining a perfectly good relationship is just strange man.

dick WAS tim's robin, not jason. dick IS tim's first experience of brotherhood, and he had a lowkey hero worship for him as well. like this bitch travelled all the way to bludhaven, and sat in the scorching sun 'meditating' in the name of it being dick's training course(which was dick's excuse to be rid of tim 😭).

ya'll love to overdramatize their relationship with eachother because of that one issue in red robin, even tho they were COMPLETELY FINE after it. both of them were going through so much at the time, and were just not in the right state of being. you can point out dick's flaws cuz he has a hell of a lot of them, but don't act like tim was mentally stable in that moment of time. he lost so many people he cared for in such a short period of time and he was angry at everyone, not just dick. yet the general population seems to point their aggressions towards only him for some odd reason.

again, DICK FUCKED UP! BAD! but everyone writes him as this irredeemable monster which kills me a little bit inside, because this is a dude fresh in his 20's who was made to care for this gremlin child(who is extremely blood thirsty and maybe perhaps has a stick up his arse) and take on a crime ridden city while posing as his (assumed) dead father. it makes me so mad because they were the epitome of brothers and had such a sweet bond before all of this, but then the people just had a sudden switch up abt his character and collectively decided to say its fuck dick day !!

anyways, moral is tim and dick are brothers and have a deep rooted trust for eachother that even the other batbros don't have. stop portraying dick as a villain who doesn't give two flying fucks about tim because that's just untrue on so many levels. they are both flawed characters who made many mistakes, but ultimately they would still die for each other 👍

if u guys have anything negative to say abt this post, pls do so in a civilised manner. u have words for a reason, use them sensibly 😊

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batfamily as disney princesses

wait so ive been thinking more about this post in particular on what the assigned disney princess is for each batfamily member and i need to u all to understand my thoughts rn 1. dick as ariel from the little mermaid:

can we agree on the fact that dick is the most likely to get eloped without giving a single hint? also the most likely to break out into a spontaneous song number. he's such a bubbly person and would be friends with anyone, INCLUDING A CRAB. 2. jason as tiana from princess and the frog: okay hear me out- we're so used to him being perceived as belle, but honestly they're not THAT similar personality wise. tiana is passionate, persistent and opinionated. if that doesn't scream jason i don't know what does. both of them would never change themselves for other people and i think thats so lovely. 3. tim as belle from beauty and the beast: im still on my tim as belle bullshit !! both of them are idealistic, loyal and slightly judgemental. honestly the way both of them managed to change people around them( i.e- bruce and the beast) to become better people, while not giving two fucks is pretty commendable LMFAO.

4. damian as snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs:

DO YOU SEE MY VISION. imagine littol damian frolicking in a field as he sings to a bunch of deers and bluebirds. in my mind, he's just a gremlin with no thoughts but little critters running through his brain. he's so gentle with his pets and is extremely environmentally conscious.

5. cass as mulan from mulan:

there is literally no other option more fit for her. groomed from a young age to be something they're not, but then becoming badass warriors in their own right? like yesss girl bosses !! and both of them having issues with finding their own self that's not a reflection of what other's want and perceive them to be?? so compelling~

6. stephanie as rapunzel from tangled.

thats it. that's all you need. okay i'm joking but stephanie is so painfully rapunzel it HURTS. both escaping from a toxic environment to find enjoyment for life once again, and doing good for the world. i love them both to death. they're also my gf's

okay as for the rest i dont have any concrete reasoning but the vibes just m a t c h

6. duke as elsa from frozen- idk something about them is just so uncanny. i'd imagine trying to live upto the expectations of ur new family and the rest of the population would take a toll on you, which is basically the premise of frozen. and both of them are rlly pretty...

7. barbara as jasmine from aladdin- literally best girls icl. there is no logic behind this, but i think little barbara dreamed of being as cool as jasmine one day. BONUS: bruce wayne as cinderella.

anyways this is all just for fun and feel free to comment ur suggestions !!