#and they listen to me!!
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cult-of-the-eye · 1 year ago
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MAGNUS ARCHIVES THEMED PICK UP LIN ES
Are you a real estate agent? Cause I would love you to come in my corridors
Are you a priest cursed by a fear god? Cause I'll make you say unholy things
Are you a friend of Michael crew? Cause I can make you dizzy and sweep you off your feet
Call me Agnes Montague cause I have a burning passion for you
Call me Jon the way I head your archive
Etc etc (feel free to add ur own)
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jackyjackdraws · 3 months ago
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I got this idea at 3am.
No, I won't elaborate further
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omatoxin · 1 month ago
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fish song
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holographings · 12 days ago
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
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lazylittledragon · 11 months ago
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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crabussy · 2 years ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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eggdrawsthings · 1 month ago
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It's the best decision I'll ever make
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itsscaredycat · 4 months ago
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the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
oh the darkness got a hold on me
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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow · 4 months ago
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no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.
jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??
dick: his name is tim
jason: oh fr?
bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died
jason: omg welcome to the club
dick laughing: that’s what i told him!
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manzanamarim · 5 months ago
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These attorneys sure are ace or smth idk
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nonebinary-leftbeef · 1 year ago
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
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ciearcab · 1 month ago
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beyond the distant horizon
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meziniart · 4 months ago
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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
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hinamie · 8 months ago
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
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overlymetaromantic · 8 months ago
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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought
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seagreenlaurin · 9 months ago
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🤍❤️
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