#and then you bought it!!

[fishwear]

thinking about the other day when i went on a date and accidentally UNKNOWINGLY bought a sex music cd right infront of them and they didnt cringe into a pit of dust and dump me on the spot. incredible

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[morganbritton132]

Robin: *fighting a goon*

Goon: Stop! Stop, I quit. I give up.

Robin: Really?

Goon: Yes. Just tie me up for the police.

Robin:

Robin: Give me six dollars.

Goon: What?

Robin, in a fighting stance: Give me six dollars for the book fair or I’ll beat you up. Again.

Goon: *can’t believe they were just getting their ass kicked by a toddler in go-go boots*

Goon: I only got a ten

Robin: Deal.

Batman: *makes him give the money back*

[vesperosy]

yeah i know she's be an itabagger ok

[roboyfriend]

d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

[kuchipachi]

loversneverdie.com

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i've managed to redownload an old comfort game called plant tycoon, where the objective of the game is to crosspollinate rarer and more interesting plants and sell them to be able to buy nicer gear for even rarer plants and maybe catch a few bugs with my net

so the issue

the issue is that I have the cross-pollination chart in a tab on another screen so I can see what my options are but

i guess I have

i guess i have a breeding tab now

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[dykelizard]

at what point during their travels do you think nami gets luffy and zoro matching backpack leashes that look like this:

[ottosbigtop]

hey btw Psychonauts 2 on Xbox is on sale for 12 bucks

[cheetz0]

cowboy in a kimono, hell yeah

[bamsara]

AHA I learned how to make home made pins (which are stored on this piece of foam for now until I can get or craft a display to put them on)

Some came out warmer tinted than I intended and a few of the Chica cup handles broke but I had fun with it. I applied a sealer to protect them from weather and water but might switch to resin, but resin is also expensive so depends. I might sell these in sets but the ones with some errors will be b-grade discounted obviously. I have other designs as well but haven't tested those yet