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Have you ever noticed that when a man beats up a rapist for raping his daughter, the community tends to praise him for a job well done.
When a girl or woman uses violence against a man making a sexual transgression, she's considered a psycho?
#Girls from foster care get preyed on due to not having dads or other proper parental units to protect them then they get punished for having#To defend themselves
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Prompt 333
I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au.
So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious.
But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement)
So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!)
But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets…
And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing.
Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine.
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Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghosts Have Wings#The difference between ecto contaminated & Liminal is liminals form Cores#Bruce (forming a core thanks to literally carrying cores) is now sprouting his own wings#Dick is ecstatic really because Holy Guacamole! Wings! Will he get wings?!#(He does indeed get wings from all the ecto Bruce begins to give off)#Does this count as mpreg? Bruce isn’t even aware poor dude lol#Bruce’s wings are practically Black 4.0 and trail flickers of shadow & flecks of metal like Gotham’s darkness has come alive#Dick’s start like a normal robin bird’s but shift into something akin to the night sky & a burst of glitter at the back#As his core develops from a baby to a proper storm core#His wings light up if hit with electricity & he adores the extra intimidation it gives him#Fuck it let Bruce get Jason early (catches the tire iron without fully registering because Liminal instincts are Screaming#To take this tiny ass ecto-contaminated orphan back home & bundle them up in feathers & blankets#The dad instincts are hitting this early twenty-something year old Hard#He might’ve nearly stolen tiny child Tim at one point (Tim came over because the power was out & nanny was late from an attack)#Leslie (tired): Congrats it’s quadruplets#Bruce: Wut#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#they deserve it#as a treat#Tumblr don't delete my tags challenge
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My personal take on what I think Kanako would've looked like had she gotten to grow up. The game implies she takes after Chujin so I tried getting that across. I think she'd be kind of a tomboyish nerd. She's very close to Martlet and Starlo (and her mom of course) She loves tinkering and is still really into comics and video games, She sometimes plays along in the wild east or helps with the mission machines.
#ngl I was getting kind of fed up with every older kanako looking like a ceroba clone.....#she likes hiking and gaming she would not dress all girly and proper.... ceroba even says she's a lot like her dad.....#undertale yellow#my art#not going on main because these aren't polished and the anatomy is shit#also wanted her to be sort of fat to balance out the fact the 2 fat couples have beanstalk children (moray and Starlo+Orion) also it's cute
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Couple's counselling before divorce
#who's getting my custody tho#yeah dad is#charles arguing in proper italian#carlos looks so done#big cojones sainz#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#charles leclerc#charlos#c2#scuderia ferrari#f1#formula 1
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toji is so dad sometimes it's so hot
#sees you do everything even when he's not looking#always knows when you're lying#gives you lectures about how you'll catch a cold if you don't wear proper clothes#does the proper dad pose while watching tv#says he's just resting his eyes and then falls asleep#can fix everything and everything#does not fuck around about his meat#like beef and chicken get your mind out of the gutter smhhhh#anyway#lip bite emoji#nobody question me i can't think too deeply abt this or my brain will melt away#save me papa toji save meeeeeee:333333333#mayor of loserville
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I feel like this last episode really has been such a big reminder that Jawbone is not in any way trained to be a guidance counselor. Is he amazing at his job yes he’s great he’s helped so many kids but he is not legally qualified, plus there’s the added factor of him only having the job because of a party of students who are currently at the school and his adoptive daughter stepdaughter and the kid whose been living with him for months all go there so he can’t be truly impartial in matters concerning them like he’s supposed to. Do I think he shouldn’t have the job no because he’s amazing at it otherwise but I do think that there should be a second counselor with no connections to any of the students
#I love sandra lynn and jawbone but that really is a conflict of interest#the bad kids can’t go to the guidance counselor because it’s not just going to the guidance counselor for them#especially since barons game with riz happened like how are you supposed to tell your friends dad you have trauma about them specifically#and he can’t properly help kids with problems with the bad kids because he’s biased because that’s his daughter! that’s his step kid!#it sucks that there is supposed to be a major safe space at school that the bad kids and the people close to them can’t take up#btw the second guidance counselor thing wasn’t my idea I saw somebody else say and they’re right!!#love jawbone to death I just think he needs to get like proper training#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#jawbone o'shaughnessey#autism (mads) speaks#dimension 20#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20 fhjy
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Devastating: Local Jason Todd fan remembered that even his own father would choose his murderer over him. 7 dead 9 injured
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#he literally just wants to be loved. like literally all he wants is his dad to go ''yeah you are my n.1 priority'' and then prove it#i'm getting into the proper jason todd mindset i'm gonna be showing UTRH to my bestie today i need to be ready to explain in detail#all the details they changed from the comics
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause that’s how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#it’s just his ghost half that hasn’t aged#Danny’s having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tony’s DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what he’s saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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Luther and Sloane should of had a family in s4 both because i think Luther and Sloane deserve happiness but also because it would have been a fun parallel to Diego and Lila.
Where Diego and Lila are struggling, Luther and Sloane are thriving. Diego's in a job he hates while Luther is, I don't know, a security guard at a zoo and loving it. Lila chases what her life used to be while Sloane is thrilled to give it all up to instead chase her dreams.
Diego gets to look at Luther and wonder what happened that he is doing the family guy thing with no issue but he's struggling. How does he seem to have it all.
This then would lead to them actually talking things out, Luther providing advice and sharing struggles that Diego didn't get to see. Sibling bonding on a neutral ground - how can i be a better father? how can I still be myself while in this role?
#tua#the umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#team zero my loves#i like to think sloane is a marketing exec who travels constantly and luther was previously the stay at home dad#but the kids are now in daycare to learn proper social interaction bc sloane and luther remember what it was like and do Not want to wait#for school to get a headstart on that. so now luther works at a zoo and gets free entry for those with him. and has charmed all the food#workers so he gets discounted/free food
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But don't worry. By then, he wants to.
(@romanromulus :D )
#saw movies#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#midnight draws#sdate#op found the first art piece so i was obligated to finally properly draw the second!#i dunno if i can pick a fav between these fics honestly. the time loop is a comfort fic and i dunno if i can ever read this one again#the ugly sobs it got out of me....but so so good#disturbing highlights include:#strahm's thoughts on being quiet when hoffman gets home shifting over the story from ironic to unironic. incredibly cool and fucked up#uhhhh all the dad stuff. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME.......#everything about the ending. HOFFMAN WAS IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT!!! HE WAS TRAPPED. HE WOULD HAVE COME BACKKK#i didnt wanna die...i didnt wanna die either....the final dream.......#death of the self vs death of the body....which is worse....#anyway yeah this fic. god#one day i will leave proper comments too!!! for now: normal art. anyway please read into this
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hey kid you wanna my treed (troll weed)
( can u tell I like Bruce more)
Damn Delta, back at it again with the MS Paint trolls
#dreamworks trolls#trolls bruce#trolls band together#trolls fandom#trolls fanart#trolls clay#trolls spruce#trolls#trugs hehe#dad bod Bruce my beloved#clay is worried about if bruce needs to pass a drug test to keep his restaurant up to proper health and management codes#Bruce doesn’t give a flying fuck#brandy gets mad he sparked up w/out here while the kids are out
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Soichiro is worried about Light’s taste in men. (Let’s assume that somehow Yotsuba was never involved with Kira junk in this reality, lol.)
#drawn by me#my fanart#my fancomic#Death Note#Soichiro Yagami#Light Yagami#L#lawlight#Reiji Namikawa#Teru Mikami#I was asking myself why Light would choose L over Mikami and realized it's because Mikami's too boring for him#I love Mikalight as much as the next shipper but...#without the Kira worshipper thing he'd have a hard time catching Light's eye#he may well still be Kira here memories and all but he has no real desire to stray from L (for now)#Light's gotta shatter his beliefs and faith to get Mikami to cross the 'bitch' line#Light needs a lover with teeth~#I literally yelled when I found out that Namikawa is 12 years older than Light XD#Light doesn't come out to his dad until he's well into his career or keeping his relationship secret is no longer viable#couldn't add proper transcription to the pictures again. had to settle with long captions#as if they'll even be able to be seen and read =__=
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Wip
#wip#I finished the panels and speech bubbles so I’m taking a break to get an ice cream sandwich then coming back to do lineart#Honestly the worst thing about making these comics is that I can’t depict some of the stuff I really want to depict#Bc decent storytelling requires restraint#But I think a lot about everything and so I put an unnecessary amount of thought into this shit that I can’t reasonably add to the comic#Without making it feel out of character or just sorta tonally weird (admittedly I feel like I stretch it too thin as it is)#The reason I do these besides just bc I like making them and it’s fun is bc I am fascinated with Chilchuck as a character#And I have a very specific idea of his life based on the crumbs Ryoko Kui leaves us#Which I wanna. Like. Force other ppl to witness I guess 😭#But character exploration without any proper storytelling to frame it is boring to me#like I might as well just write it all out in an essay at that point#Anyways all that to say that I am annoyed that my comic about what Chilchuck saw when he said he saw his dad on the other side#Doesn’t leave room for me to show that I think his dads death indirectly led to Meijack being born and clarify why and how I think that hap#And that the whole sequence of events there is too long and unrelated to reasonably fit into those little extras I do sometimes
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Spamton's mother + bonus kidton
For some reason I imagine his parents to be very machine-like in behavior, but because they're based on older, outdated technology, they malfunction a lot.
#deltarune#spamton#spamton g spamton#kid spamton#addison spamton#sort of#deltarune oc#addison oc#spamton mother#i don't have a proper name for her yet sorry#something about the yellow rubber gloves look is just right#was thinking of maybe basing her on a fax machine or something but making her at least addison-like was admittedly the easy route#before you ask: his dad would be like this too#my drawings#doodles#alright bye i gotta go get my food and study for my tests (plural)
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✨Late Night Flight🌙
#kirby#metaknight#king dedede#bandana waddle dee#metadede#putting the babs to sweep#comic#LMAO I MADE THIS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO#still love it tho#the dads#its not formatted suuuper right but hey I drew this all on one sheet of paper hsjshsj#Metaknight will insure the kiddos get proper sleep in a safe place ❤️❤️#Dedede knows this means he secretly just brings them to his castle lmaooo#So he likes to mess with meta haha#they totes have some snacks and hang right after#and they collect a bunch of cute bab photos to embarrass them in the morning too lmaooooo#my art
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( 5.1 archon quest spoilers )
so it was really up there right on his helmet this whole time huh... big fuckin abyssal star... for like 2 years...
#apparently im blind and or stupid#maybe i missed some lore coz i really dont remember capitano lore being revealed before now#however it feels like a weak reveal for something that big#but to be fair they barely said fuck all about arlecchinos origins so#imagine if capitano was kaeyas dad ahahaha#(obviously hes not unless some wacky time travel shit is going on)#every new khaenriahn that gets revealed gets me thinking about kaeyas fam tho#also he called him dain#interesting#capitano mavuika and the war bit of the aq saved it tbh#part 1 was so fuckin disjointed and so bland to me. the world and lore and culture is so cool why do they keep fumbling the bag so hard#but then part 2 was so rushed. it had good enotional moments that just fell flat without proper buildup#pacing was so weird im disappointed but oh well. at least we get sumeru event#genshin 5.1#genshin impact spoilers#genshin spoilers#capitano#genshin impact#natlan#ace rambles
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