#and then he goes off to be a detective
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love getting backstory stuff about my ocs out of complete nowhere. yes this is canon no im not explaining why
#snow speaks#and i continue to make aris even better than before#OH YEAH I HAVE AN ARIS POST IN MY DRAFTS.... WAH OH.#anyways mr aris and his 'man the criminal justice system sucks someone should do something about that...'#'I SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.....'#and then he goes off to be a detective#but this was only prompted because he played One game that made him realize it as a kid and then he got sparkly eyed and found his dream#'snow who is this guy' dont worry about it.#for aris#my ocs#i camt even tell u what my plot is anymore for sam and aris anymore rhey are just people in my noggin now#and aris is DEFINITELY just some dude whos trying to vibe#anyways i woke up too early and it slapped me awake so here i am 👍🏻
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
#edwin would be so disgusted by shein products can you fucking imagine#i mean he’d be disgusted by most mass produced brand/off-brand clothing but fast fashion shit like that would be the Worst#thank god for the fact that I don’t think anyone in the group would wear that kinda shit. for wildly different reasons#crystal wouldn’t because why the fuck would she. she can afford the most expensive high quality shit on the market. and even if she goes#thrifting you can just tell if something looks/feels like cheap garbage she’d not even touch it#niko’s a fashion icon and constantly changing her outfits BUT she seems like the type who loves repurposing old clothing/re-arranging things#in her wardrobe and making different combinations rather than buying new clothes all the time and wasting perfectly good clothing#plus she wasn’t raised in America and likely did not get normalized to fast fashion#charles doesn’t because. well#you know.#ghost. and whatnot#even so I doubt his parents bought him clothes that often so he’d have to either save up the money to buy stuff he wants (probably thrifted)#or repurpose old clothes in various ways. his coat absolutely looks high quality and I bet he saved up like crazy for it#rambling#edwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne
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tempted to write a series of little drabbles of black widow reader trying and failing to kill gojo
#bee chats#ig i kinda already started but yknow#you try with poison first; you've mastered the art of it and have a few that won't be detected#he drinks the entire spiked drink and asks for more#and you can't understand how he survives but he does#the next time you give him a little nudge at the top of the stairs; he goes somersaulting down and ends on his feet with a little 'hup!'#as if he's a gymnast#and slowly it gets more and more obvious that there's something Off with him#and by that time you're ensnared in the mystery of him
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I didnt find that felix call but this ^^ is equally funny to me
#the way he was like a dog perking his ears up as soon as he heard HEYA lmaoooooo#aussie detected initiate pointing#also <3<3<3 he says aussie right <3<3<3 not like how amaericans do <3<3 no offense <3#also her high pitched ass YeeAH at the end is so funny#hwang hyunjin#also this just reminds me of the time i was talkin to a dude from malayasia and he just started laughing after i said something#and i wa slike what?? and he goes You say here like a ninja#and i was like ? what does that mean...#and he goes HEEEE YAAA#and i was like NOOOOOO#FUCK OFF#dont tell me that i will never unhear it lmao
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Some character designs I created for my uni course last year as part of a “trope smashing” brief! I really enjoyed how these guys turned out - I see them as a private investigative pair in a fantasy victorian-esque setting, with perhaps some sci-fi elements. And yes, they’re husbands.
(silly doodle under cut)
#character design#concept art#illustration#orc#fantasy#brains and brawn#i dont think i ever came up with names for these guys BUT i did come up with mad backstory and setting lore#fae mafia my beloved....i will use u in another project#brains guy comes from a noble family off-planet and they all kinda view him as the wierd cousin who's taking his gap year#to do silly little detective stuff#they don't really know and dont really care. they're idle rich hes allowed to be eccentric and not earn anything#he goes home to the big family reunion every space-fantasy christmas and they're all happy to see him#make various affirming noises about whatever case hes excitedly talking about#slight dissaproving sniff at his boytoy stealing the cutlenery Again but theyre FAR too polite to bring that up#(brain knows. he acts oblivious but encourages this. he thinks its hilarious.)#(boytoy= theyve been married for 20 years and counting. his family is STILL hoping its a phase)#(its not these bitches are ride or die for each other)#anyway yeah space fantasy holmes and watson who are gay married and take cases for free purely on the basis of what interests them most.#if they dont like you they charge u tho sorry#brawn has the most insane swimmer physique btw its ALL in the upper torso#rabid dog of a guy who Bites#no thoughts head empty motherfucker#they are so sickly affectionate to each other its unreal. type of guys to constantly do the bit where they pretend to meet each other for#the first time and flirt immediately. you think its sweet until you have to hang out with them for longer than an hour. its insufferable#love them <33#anyway sorry for long tags!!! got carried away#art#my art#digital art
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Law and Order Criminal Intent - s02e13 - See Me Eames: At 50 bucks a head, the Garcias can charge Medicaid 800 bucks for transportation. Deakins: If there is fraud and Dr. Roland found out.. Goren: The Garcias could have had one of their counselors take care of him. Carver: If fraud there is. Eames: What do you call Jeff Richter's $500 pedicures? The art classes he doesn't remember attending? Carver: That's your star witness, Jeff Richter, the one-time murder suspect? You'd use him to impugn the characters of two advocates of the homeless who've earned the respect of the people of this city? Eames waved her hand in frustration and Eames and Goren started walking out of the room while Carver was talking. Eames: We've seen their press clippings. Carver: Good. I won't go near a grand jury if your only evidence is the ramblings of a lone, deranged individual. Eames waves her hand at Carver again in annoyance as Eames and Goren leave. Goren: How about the ramblings of 10 deranged individuals?
#if there isn't an argument between alex bobby and carver is carver really in the episode?#lol i just love these arguments so much#alex especially gets SO mad at carver and what's funny is when bobby is yelling at carver alex tries to calm things down#but when alex is yelling at carver bobby is like yas go off queen#bobby goes into full AND ANOTHER THING mode while he backs her up lmao#to carver's credit in this episode in a following scene he goes with the detectives to interview victims and he comes around#alex eames#bobby goren#law and order criminal intent#my stuff#loci s02e13
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Let him call, because again, Agasa was the one who set up this secret, he should be the one defending it. Again, the parent shows up out of the blue here, but I kinda wish they didn't. Because Shinichi's the protagonist, he has to deal with everything in the end, but I want Agasa to be confronted. Have him make up more lies. Bring in the parents slower, have them contact Kogoro to arrange for Conan to stay long term and work out payment. Ran asks about the parents and Kogoro is like 'oh it's fine, they're covering his stay', and Conan's going '...? ???????'. Agasa denies having anything to do with it on Yuusaku's orders. Conan frets about it for a while and they actually see how he'd react to potential unknown danger. And then spring the 'kidnap him' trap to fully show him what could possibly happen.
But I guess just 'kidnap him and potentially give him a heart attack to prove that death is a real possibility' without any setup or warning is fine, too, sure.
#ch 49#vol 5#I actually don't mind the kidnapping as much as many other people#But now I've made a more fleshed out scenario in my head that I'm sad isn't how this goes#But mostly I just want more acknowledgement that Shinichi never set up any of the identity drama#Agasa made up the story; he's the one who put secrecy in Shinichi's mind; and if there's any poking at the story; Agasa should be defending#Instead he just sits at home not having to deal with anything except occasional vents from Shinichi#And I guess fiddle with gadgets that might help#But really he was just 'oh you shrunk; well that sucks but no you're not staying with me; go with Ran'#Like; I know he justifies it with Ran's dad running an actual detective agency and thus can potentially get criminal info#But lbr; both of them knew that Kogoro wasn't going to get anything useful from where he was at the time#And even if he told Shinichi to increase Kogoro's reputation; there wasn't any planning on how to make that happen#Which almost got Shinichi killed /immediately/ after getting shoved onto Ran#Agasa doesn't even know about that near-death experience; and it would 100% be his fault tbh#Many times Shinichi was going to die would be because of Agasa insisting on secrecy and giving Shinichi the responsibility-#Wait; no; hold on; he might have not actually been trying to help Shinichi hunt for the org#He might have just shoved him into a place he was relatively certain would be safe#And told Shinichi he could just make Kogoro famous if he wanted to put the detective in a position to get info#/But he wasn't actually supposed to be able to do it - Shinichi wasn't supposed to succeed at doing that/#He was sent into hiding with a former cop; Agasa probably didn't realize he'd actually be in the fringes of BO activity#Or that Shinichi is just /that/ reckless when it came to crime solving#It was supposed to be a placebo while he and probably the parents tried to think about what to do#But Shinichi not only gets very close brushes with death on a regular basis#He can't even keep up the kid act with Ran and needs help#Agasa took his eyes off the teen child for two seconds and found that he started a bonfire of danger somehow#(Look at that; yes; I /can/ think myself in many circles to make almost anything justified)
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just got my au roulette prompts! Some initial thoughts....
1. Mythology - no existing myths jump to mind, but it could be cool to have a wotr story about ascended Cecio where the au is Celia ascended with him, having it be a mythological retelling of their relationship
2. Detective - I think Celia and Co as a group of private detectives would be really fun, and a pretty stark role reversal. Would probably center on Cecio and Rametta as a duo, and it would be fun to have Elena be part of the case and helping with the detective work [the theft happened at one of her art shows or something like that, and they need to work againt the cops to clear her friends name as its a set up]
3. High Seas - also fun, especially if you put Cecio in the navy as a pirate hunter and celia and Co as pirates, all working together [or, more tragically, in the vein of their wotr relationship, cecio the navy officer bumps into celia the infamous pirate and they have to reconcile their very different lives]
Detective is particularly calling to me, and would probably be a gritty noir setting, something like Ramettas first case- ooh could make it a proper same story different world where celia tesoro and conficcare have just died and Rametta has become head of the private detective firm, and with Cecio and Elenas help must solve the murder, and complete the case that killed the others... could even bring in Dulce looking to avenge her brother... ohhhhh... well it seems the first au will be private detectives!!
#gold & silver#I think I've watched enough Colombo and read enough batman to pull off private detective#If it gets long i could have cameos from giorno and Co#But the villan will be polpo/diavolo/passione#The au is celia n co have morals lol#OHH THEY FIND TRISH#celia was paid to find Trish and the three were killed to cover diavolos tracks....#But they hijack Trish from the bucci gang who are escorting her to her death...#And solve the mystery of who her father is and hunt him down!!#Cecio being an ex cop kicked off the force for having morals in the wake of the cover up of the deaths [wow this is really an au]#He was more bothered his corrupt peers were covering up his family's deaths than genuine outrage. Bc he still needs to be recognisable#Anyway to the planning plot stage I go!!#Might even be a multi chapter fic... for this length of plot itkinda has to be...#We will see how well that goes 😅
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Game time!
No TWs as far as i'm aware :). Shorter than normal, but it's set a bit after Detective? so have fun (:
@cupcakes-and-pain @maracujatangerine
“Hey, how do you guys classify supervillains? Or normal villains? Cuz if criminals aren’t villains, but the only difference between them that i can see is that villains have some sort of power. Are supervillains just really, really strong villains? Or do they gotta have a mafia or something? What’s the requirements? And why am I classified as a villain, I haven’t done anything that bad. Is it because of my power? Wait, do you know what my power is? What’s your power? Can-”
“Kid, what. How in the fresh hell did you get up here. This- we’re on the ninth floor!”
Awh, she didn’t answer my questions. I wanted to ask again but my throat closed up so I scampered onto the bookshelves to poke at the plants up there. Skyrise tried grabbing at me, but she was a very bright, blaring orange like one of those hunting vests so I dropped back down to climb over the desk in the middle of the office instead. She was saying something about not being allowed up here, and asking who I was. I stared at her from behind the desk, while she called out to whoever was in the hall. I’ve always been allowed up here though, but normally it’s with Detective and I haveta wear normal clothes.
I like my costume better, cuz it’s got dark blue on it, and a really bright blue too. My goggles are red though, so I don’t like them as much but the costume makers didn’t have any in blue at all, which was rude. Blue is the best color, obviously.
“Ghost, stop distracting Sky. Sky, that’s Ghost. He’s a visitor, and the detective can vouch for him. If he doesn’t want to leave just give him the light blue switch, it’ll keep him entertained long enough for us to contact Detective Gunner.” Monsoon called, walking past the door with a box of something.
Skyrise just kept staring at me, so I stared back while pushing a pile of papers towards the edge. There’s no reason they should be on the desk anyway, and it’s not like anyone will actually do it, either. Skyrise grumbled something I couldn’t understand before walking over and grabbing the pile before it reached the edge. I guess that’s one way to get rid of it, I suppose. She walked towards the filing cabinet that was next to the bookshelves and started digging through it. I perked up when she pulled out the switch, cuz that means I get to play Stardew Valley and eat chocolates all day.
She turned around and I lunged over the desk to stand in front of her, holding my hands out for the switch. It’s been three whole days since I last played, and I needed to visit Sebastian. He’ll be my friend whether he likes it or not. She jerked back like she got hit, before blinking and handing me my switch. Aw yeah, game time!
I sat down under the desk, and listened to Skyrise walk out muttering angrily about something and close the door.
“Staaaaaar dew vaaaaaalley, du du du du du” I whispered to myself as the game loaded up and music started playing. I had to farm my stuffs and then go visit Sebastian, and maybe I’d mine enough ores for the blacksmith. I hummed a random tune as I started farming, and planned on spending the rest of the day playing. It’s not like I have anywhere to be, and they always call Detective so he won’t get mad at me for disappearing again.
#Ghost#Detective Gunner#hes only mentioned but its fine#Ghost doesn't quite understand confidentiality#so he goes wherever he wants and makes it everyones problem#I got a couple of short bits i wanna write out but havent quite figured out how to write them so those will also be out eventually#<3#if you wanna be tagged just lemme know#also lemme know if i missed a tw#and you can leave all sorts of comments#i thrive off of them lmao
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for a character to be "of all time" they need to have smth that distinguishes them from the usual archetype they fulfill in an insane as fuck way. they need to leave you reeling with their every life choice. and those choices are always in character which increases the degree of insanity.
#☢️.txt#this is why none of the hannibal characters made it on#bc neither hannibal or will really deviate from their archetypes in a truly unique way#to use akechi as a case study. hes the detective in a gentleman thief novel#making him secretly a hitman isnt all THAT shocking nor is referring to him as the second detective prince#since p4 established the idea of a teen detective having a fan base#even playing up the crowds more than naoto isnt that insane since they actively disliked the attention#however. making him a fucking IDOL INFLUENCER whos constantly on national television and runs a food blog of all things#while moonlighting as a hitman working for his shinzo abe expy father who he plans to destroy#via a poorly thought out scheme he made up at 15 after getting superpowers#while god has also doomed him to the narrative so he can never get his revenge#and his idol-esq personality is obviously fake. except for the fucking /sweater vests/#he faked 90% of his personality as the detective prince. hes incredibly mean and loves violence. but he does sincerely Dress Like That.#oh and hes gay coded to top it all off#no one in hannibal goes that far to challenge their trope#sorry will. becoming a bisexual cannibal isnt enough have you considered becoming twitter famous
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It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me!
i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it
#im one of the few who understands him bringing up Sawa so much and didnt find it weird#everyone can go off blaming him for emi and no one brings it up but he goes on about sawa because she was wronged and suddenly its a proble#ANYWAY i think he sometimes sits too high on his horse when others have the same problem he does#and he was kinda gaslight-y in judgment#AND HE'S REALLY DUMB ABOUT PUTTING BASIC THINGS TOGETHER#like hello youre a detective? and got through law school?#also if he had been there for the kaito DLC it wouldnt have ended as stupidly as it did#jk it still wouldve been trash they wouldve destroyed some kind of Yagami lore to make something work#yagami takayuki
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I want to step away from the art-vs-artist side of the Gaiman issue for a bit, and talk about, well, the rest of it. Because those emotions you're feeling would be the same without the art; the art just adds another layer.
Source: I worked with a guy who turned out to be heavily involved in an international, multi-state sex-slavery/trafficking ring.
He was really nice.
Yeah.
It hits like a dumptruck of shit. You don't feel stable in your world anymore. How could someone you interacted with, liked, also be a truly horrible person? How could your judgement be that bad? How can real people, not stylized cartoon bogeymen, be actually doing this shit?
You have to sit with the fact that you couldn't, or probably couldn't, have known. You should have no guilt as part of this horror — but guilt is almost certainly part of that mess you're feeling, because our brains do this associative thing, and somehow "I liked [the version of] the guy [that I knew]", or his creations, becomes "I made a horrible mistake and should feel guilty."
You didn't, loves, you didn't.
We're human, and we can only go by the information we have. And the information we have is only the smallest glimpse into someone else's life.
I didn't work closely with the guy I knew at work, but we chatted. He wasn't just nice; he was one of the only people outside my tiny department who seemed genuinely nice in a workplace that was rapidly becoming incredibly toxic. He loaned me a bike trainer. Occasionally he'd see me at the bus stop and give me a lift home.
Yup. I was a young woman in my twenties and rode in this guy's car. More than once.
When I tell this story that part usually makes people gasp. "You must feel so scared about what could have happened to you!" "You're so lucky nothing happened!"
No, that's not how it worked. I was never in danger. This guy targeted Korean women with little-to-no English who were coerced and powerless. A white, fluent, US citizen coworker wasn't a potential victim. I got to be a person, not prey.
Y'know that little warning bell that goes off, when you're around someone who might be a danger to you? That animal sense that says "Something is off here, watch out"?
Yeah, that doesn't ping if the preferred prey isn't around.
That's what rattled me the most about this. I liked to think of myself as willing to stand up for people with less power than me. I worked with Japanese exchange students in college and put myself bodily between them and creeps, and I sure as hell got that little alarm when some asian-schoolgirl fetishist schmoozed on them. But we were all there.
I had to learn that the alarm won't go off when the hunter isn't hunting. That it's not the solid indicator I might've thought it was. That sometimes this is what the privilege of not being prey does; it completely masks your ability to detect the horrors that are going on.
A lot of people point out that 'people like that' have amazing charisma and ability to lie and manipulate, and that's true. Anyone who's gotten away with this shit for decades is going to be way smoother than the pathetic little hangers-on I dealt with in university. But it's not just that. I seriously, deeply believe that he saw me as a person, and he did not extend personhood to his victims. We didn't have a fake coworker relationship. We had a real one. And just like I don't know the ins-and-outs of most of my coworkers lives, I had no idea that what he did on his down time was perpetrate horrors.
I know this is getting off the topic, but it's so very important. Especially as a message to cis guys: please understand that you won't recognize a creep the way you might think you will. If you're not the preferred prey, the hind-brain alarm won't go off. You have to listen to victims, not your gut feeling that the person seems perfectly nice and normal. It doesn't mean there's never a false accusation, but face the fact that it's usually real, and you don't have enough information to say otherwise.
So, yeah. It fucking sucks. Writing about this twists my insides into tense knots, and it was almost a decade ago. I was never in danger. No one I knew was hurt!
Just countless, powerless women, horrifically abused by someone who was nice to me.
You don't trust your own judgement quite the same way, after. And as utterly shitty as it is, as twisted up and unstead-in-the-world as I felt the day I found out — I don't actually think that's a bad thing.
I think we all need to question our own judgement. It makes us better people.
I don't see villains around every corner just because I knew one, once. But I do own the fact that I can't know, really know, about anyone except those closest to me. They have their own full lives. They'll go from the pinnacles of kindness to the depths of depravity — and I won't know.
It's not a failing. It's just being human. Something to remember before you slap labels on people, before you condemn them or idolize them. Think about how much you can't know, and how flawed our judgement always is.
Grieve for victims, and the feeling of betrayal. But maybe let yourself off the hook, and be a bit slower to skewer others on it.
#listen to old auntie Shades#serious#fuck I don't know how to tag this#I should probably read-more this but I'm not sure where#and now I need to go take a walk for my stupid mental health#you never stop processing#you do it over and over and over and over#and hope it gets a bit easier each time#Someone might get upset by using prey#but 'preferred prey' is an important concept from the predator's view#it doesn't mean the people are inherently prey#you feel me?#it's the best word I can find for the concept#neil gaiman#adjacent
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fellas... is it a general practitioner's job... to run general tests?????? on their patients????? 🤔
#lmfao what the fuck#so since my hematologist told me they don't find it necessary to do any bloodwork for me currently#i called my general practitioner to ask for an appointment yk since my hematologist told me to get an ultrasound done#which my general practitioner does lmfao they did one for me before#anyway the guy on the phone goes off on me about how they're not that hematologist's 'errand boys'#and is that not the weirdest choice in putting this. like. i'm not asking you to run an errand for them#they told me to do some more lab work i know you guys offer so that's why i called you back up#and we haven't done those in years!#like it's not like i'm knocking down my doctor's door every other month or so on the contrary they need to constantly remind me to come in#for checkups#bro he was so personally offended that i called back in with him. like he kept on saying that what they told me to do is the right course#and like. sure maybe it is?#but i also get why the hematologist would be like hey. this is two lab results regarding blood. did you do any other digging.#could there be an underlying issue that you might be able to detect.#like. that makes sense to me#anyway he refused to give me an appointment lol#i mean time to look for a new general practitioner right?#i'm not asking you to jump through hoops i'm asking you for an ultrasound
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Debating having a second, parallel fic to dr1 end rewrite that's just. memories.
And then sometimes posting one of those instead of a main fic update to show what memories Kyoko's recovering as time goes on, while also giving a better look (albeit out of order) of stuff that happened prior to the Killing Game.
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The first chapter would be the first all girls sleepover that Kyoko goes to. Because I think that's apt.
#musings#bandit writes fic#bandit brainstorms#dr1 end rewrite fic#in theory the all girls sleepover is not a one time event#like in my head each of the girls take turns hosting#sayaka or hina actually probably host first#celeste won't host a full on sleepover bur she will host a tea instead and then kicks them all out when she wants to sleep#celeste never does the sleepover part; she always leaves when she wants to rest#i don't think chihiro goes for the same reason he doesn't doing any work out stuff with hina or sakura in thh#(yes i will use he/him for chihiro because the game presents that as what he eventually wants to use#and also because chiaki refers to him as /father/)#and i think for a while kyoko is so focused on detective stuff that she gives off that aloof air and either#1) most of the girls are too intimidated to invite her#and/or 2) she says no initially because she's in the middle of doing something else this is not the time for frivilousness#and also 3) i don't think kyoko understands the concept of how to friends or how to girls sleepover#so having that as the first unlocked memory would set some of that up pretty well#(and later memories could be earlier than that to showcase how she got to that point with them - why she decided to go that time)#memories can jump around in time#AND#they can be unlockables!#like /you made it past chapter one; here is your prize!/#sort of things?#and then even if main fic isn't enogiri#the memories fic very much would be
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Imagine with me:
Batman made new suits to make all the batfam impossible to detect through any means because of a villain from the future with super advanced technology (possibly a future where the technology has been advanced through hybridization with alien technology or something).
What if the technology he uses for the suits make it so they're not only undetectable to the villain but to Superman too?
Like poor Clark could be just chilling with a book or something and out of the blue he stops hearing the heartbeats of the whole batfam?
He'd try to call them but since they need to be 100% undetectable the first thing they did was get rid of their phones.
It would be especially hilarious if when Bruce made the suits he didn't realize they were Clark-proof as well.
Like the day after he goes to the league's meeting that they'd planned and everyone's wearing black and mourning them while Clark's in front of a board with red string with pictures of all the villains that Batman's ever pissed off trying to understand who did it...and Bat's so confused.
#when you take hide and seek too far#hide and seek game GONE WRONG#batman#superman#dc batman#dc superman#superbat#batfamily#clark kent#bruce wayne#justice league#hide and seek#Miaowmelodie
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🦑 hwang jun-ho; headcanons 〇△□
content warning: gn!reader. fluff. mentions of death, coma and jealousy. pet names. no season 2 spoilers. let me know if i missed anything.
word count: 941
author’s note: well, my man is back, and i had to write some headcanons for him. the OBSESSION that i had back in 2021 needs to be studied, omg. anyway, as always, constructive criticism is welcomed, english is my third language, so i apologize for any mistakes. in case i don’t post anything else this year, happy 2025 everybody!! enjoy! 🩷
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〇 pre-games
best. boyfriend. ever.
that’s it, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
🙃🙃🙃
his love languages are:
1) quality time
he may be a police detective, but he ALWAYS tries to make time for you
and see you every day, and if he can’t, he’ll save some minutes to call you
loves to hear about your day
big on communication, that’s key on your relationship
type of boyfriend that picks you up after work, or anything really
he just wants to see your cute face :3
takes you out on cool dates
to the park, to eat, to cute animal cafés
he’s okay with staying in too, just cuddling, talking, watching something….
and 2) acts of service
will drive you anywhere you need
you get ‘good morning/night’ texts every single day you’re not together
makes you breakfast
and has no problem with cooking for you
opens doors for you
pulls out the chair at the restaurant ☝🏻
he’ll simply do anything you need
loves coming home to you, it doesn't matter how shitty or overwhelming his day was, you just put a smile on his face
his favorite thing to do with you is eating
it may sound boring, but he loves to see you taking care of yourself, well-fed and happy
takes you to meet his family
his mom loves you
even his brother likes you
he’s a tease and enjoys seeing you all flustered
i feel like he’d be the type to have many pics of you on his phone that he goes back to whenever he misses you
you’re probably his wallpaper, perhaps even on his wallet too 🤭
some pet names like: “honey”, “love”, “beautiful”, “cutie”
would never cheat
a guard dog
not super jealous -a bit tho- but won't hesitate to step up if someone acts stupid
(picture that one scene in season 2 when that man mocked him and didn’t believe he was an actual police detective hehe)
shows you off 🤩
checks you out :p
his hand is on you in some way when you’re out
has good emotional intelligence
big spoon
reminds you to take your make up off before bed if you wear any -he may even do it himself if you're too tired
or to take meds
he is just really caring and supportive
doesn't like seeing you worried or anxious because of his job
absolutely hates to see you suffer
doesn’t mind that you may be struggling financially, it won’t change what he feels
will help you with whatever it is
just don’t hide it, he hates secrets and lies
i hate doing it, but there always has to be some 🚩
he’s the first one that would do it (lying and hiding stuff) to ensure you’re okay and don’t get worried
on a particularly overwhelming day, he will raise his voice at you
can get really overprotective
some days you may not hear from him, or at least not much
will sometimes struggle to open up about his issues or what’s upsetting him
△ during the games
after your sudden disappearance, worry and fear ate him up
while checking your house he found a weird card
and once he discovered the exact same one at his brother’s, he knew something was going on
heard gi-hun at the police station rambling about some weird symbols and immediately recognized the design
interrogated him about you, desperate to know about your whereabouts
as soon as he successfully infiltrated the games, he began your search
almost had a heart attack when he spotted you
had to make the effort of his life to stay calm and not run to you
would somehow manage to get you two alone so he can get you out of there (i wrote about this)
almost gets caught
feels betrayed you didn’t tell him and quite angry you’d risk your own life like this
but mostly relieved you’re okay (and still alive)
watches you like a hawk from the distance, ensuring your safety
constantly around, you continuously sense his presence close by
□ post-games (you died)
had to see your death and practically went numb
blurry vision, ringing in his ears, shortness of breath, sting in his throat
the worst thing tho, was finding out his brother had been behind everything
how could he have done this to you? you trusted him!
feels completely disgusted
after his coma, he blames himself for everything
your name was his first word after waking up
dreams about you
gets you a cenotaph given that your body will forever remain strayed
nevertheless, he still talks to you like you’re there
tells you about his recovery and his progress finding the island
you are his strongest motivation
he’s doing this for you, to provide the love of his life a much deserving peaceful rest
gets you new flowers every few days
he’ll never stop feeling guilty
〇 post-games (you survived)
has nightmares he failed and left you to meet your demise on those cursed games
always there when you have them, and so is his shoulder if you need to cry
reassurance king
hides the identity of his attacker from you
becomes even more overprotective
shared location on at all times
gets paranoid if you don’t text him all day
he swore to never miss a single detail of your possible struggles. not again
you can still tell he holds himself responsible for your time on that island
stays awake at night just watching you sleep safe and sound (will never say it tho)
babies you
bigger spoon
doesn’t let you go out on your own if it’s late, afraid that something may happen and those psychopaths will reach you again
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