#and the lord yoinkith away

[tifflball]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still think about during my last semester of undergrad I took comparative religion as an elective and this was during covid and a bad wildfire season so everybody around me was losing their jobs, homes, health. And one day during Zoom class someone explained the word “yeet” to my comparative religion professor as the opposite of yoink

And without any hesitation she said “Ah, so the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away”

And when I tell you that kept me going for at least a week

[archive245]

[ In the heathens and elites groupchat ]

Gareth: what is "yoink"

Nikolai: yoink is the opposite of yeet

Killian: but it's just as fast

Remington: the Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

[Jeremy, Landon and Creighton left the chat]

Brandon: what am i reading

[i-am-confused-always]

THE LORD YEETIH AND THE LORD YOINKITH AWAY

you know how medical doctors can lose their license over malpractice? i think it would be funny if we did that for other types of doctors. this botanist fucked up so bad we're yoinking their phd

[m3zzamorphic]

The lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

[leolo404]

Pisces: what is "yoink"

Leo: yoink is the opposite of yeet

Taurus: but it's just as fast

Sagittarius: the Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

Capricorn: what the fuck am I reading?

[definitely-correct-bts]

seokjin: whats ‘yoink’

taehyung: it’s the opposite of yeet, but just as fast

jungkook: the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

namjoon: what the fuck are they doing

yoongi: communicating

[3rdgymbros]

Ouyang: What’s ‘yoink’?

Sizhui: It’s the opposite of yeet, but just as fast.

Jingyi, nodding: The lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away.

Jin Ling: Amen.

Jiang Cheng: What the fuck are they doing?

Wuxian: Communicating.

[baberoes]

penkala: what’s ‘yoink’

muck: it’s the opposite of yeet, but just as fast

malarkey: the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

nixon: what the fuck are they doing

winters: communicating

[zodiacsignsprobably]

Aquarius: Yoink is the opposite of Yeet

Libra: But it's just as fast

Gemini: The lord yeetith and he yoinkith away

Taurus: I think I'm having a stroke

[knjhours]

jimin: yoink is just like yeet but it’s way faster

jungkook: the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

namjoon: i think i’m having a stroke

[crossedstarss]

Incorrect quotes (PH)

Kym: Yoink is the opposite of yeet

Kieran: But it’s just as fast

Kym: The Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

Will: I think I'm having a stroke- 

[transversal-callum]

Yang: Yoink is the opposite of yeet

Yang: But it’s just as fast

Blake: *not paying attention* The Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

Blake, 2 seconds later: I think I’m having a stroke

Yang: *sobbing on the floor in laughter*

[ateezyquotez]

San: yoink is the opposite of yeet

Wooyoung: but it's just as fast

Mingi: the Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

Yeosang: I think I'm having a stroke

[cheap-pack-of-cigarettes]

*in the got7 group chat*

Mark: what is “yoink”

Youngjae: yoink is the opposite of yeet

Yugyeom: but it’s just as fast

BamBam: the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

Jackson: what the fuck am i reading

[steaksoo]

chenle: "yoink" is the opposite of "yeet"

jisung: but it's just as fast

chenle: The Lord yeetith and The Lord yoinkith away

donghyuck: I think I'm having a stroke