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z-odiology · 2 years ago
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Everyone talks about how scorpio mars is insane but can we talk about LIBRA MARS.
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zodiacreads · 2 years ago
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dearmediary · 3 years ago
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Friendly reminder not to take co-star seriously ✨ I still like using it only bc I can add my friends, BUT you can also do that on the AstroFuture app and it’s accurate info!!!
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butterflikisses · 3 years ago
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😂😂😂
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zodiacsignsprobably · 4 years ago
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Mine...
I am a Gemini and that's why I am not a good person to be.
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bluee08 · 4 years ago
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Libra: What is the worst yet best thing you have ever done?
Pisces: Buy a coffin-
Scorpio: *choking on his saliva* I didn't know you had it in yourself.
Pisces: *Teary eyes* -to bury my dead cat.
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lunerbean · 4 years ago
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The Signs as... things I wish I could say to them.
Aries: I'm happy to see that you're experiencing some great personal growth and spiritual development right now. You're still using people though. You're still seeking out others to help carry the burden of your emotional baggage. I believe in your own strength. I believe you're able to build a healthy enough relationship with yourself and with your past to stop needing others to shoulder your burdens for you. I would still like to give you that tattoo we talked about 6 years ago.
Taurus: I love you very much, you're kind and you're trying your best. But you're also stuck in this rut of anxiety and fear and you're finding any excuse to blame someone/something else. You want to avoid the truth. You don't like to admit that you're scared. Well, you do, technically, but you never admit what you're truly scared of. You'll make jokes or you'll make excuses or you'll get angry. But you won't admit the darker truth behind all of that. At least, not out loud. Also, your socks are not where they should be. No, silly, not those ones. The other ones. The ones you've forgotten about... or have you?
Gemini: You have more value and worth than you're giving yourself credit for. Your self esteem is shit, I can see that from a mile away. But you're so very worthy of all the good in your life. You deserve to love yourself unconditionally. You deserve to advocate for yourself. It's okay to tell people to treat you the way you want to be treated. Thanks for the butter lettuce that one time. That was dope.
Cancer: Holy fuck I'm really hurt by my cancer-ex right now, so I shouldn't even do this one. He was such a piece of shit. He literally lied to everyone about- okay, okay, I'll stop. I'll focus on other cancer energies around me and snip the connection with Evil Ex. *deep breath* okay, Cancers who haven't stolen $1,500 from me & cut my mattress in half: You're doing fine. You're doing great. You've been working towards some huge things in your life right now and I'm so proud of you. You may not feel like you're getting as far as those around you, but you're not even competing in the same race. Your journey is entirely your own. You're going at the perfect pace to complete it, because it's your pace.
Leo: People cannot and will not fall madly in love with you after the first moment they meet you. I promise you, this is not a Disney movie. You are holding these expectations of popularity and love from all high above the water while you're drowning in it. Focus on yourself. Focus on your mental health and your journey to self-acceptance. There's no clock that controls love. You have time. Stop tossing aside your boundaries just because someone makes you feel special. Your support system is filled with love for you. But one of them is kinda hungry right now. She could really use a vegan milkshake omg that sounds delicious right now please please please.
Virgo: Who the fuck is even a virgo? I don't know a single virgo, stop lying. No one has ever been born between... what even is it, again? August 23rd?? To September 22nd??? Yeah fucking right. As if those dates even exist. Ridicul- oh fuck Jenna Marbles is a virgo. Okay. But that's the only one. Everyone else was lied to about their birthday. August only has 22 days and September doesnt even start until the 23rd.
Libra: Your past can only define you for so long. You can only blame your childhood and your upbringing in so many situations until you need to take a step back and realize you're in control of yourself. It's your responsibility to unlearn toxic thing you've grown up around. It's your responsibility to fight past ugly narratives that your family has spun about the world. It's a lot bigger than your home town, I can promise you that much. You're capable of change. But it is YOUR responsibility to make that happen. Did you know Tom Selleck is a Libra? Well if you said yes, you're being silly. That wasn't true at all. I don't even know Tom's birthday.
Scorpio: You have been in some toxic relationships. I am so sorry for the things that your ex(es) have put you through. I'm sorry for the way it still effects you so strongly. But not wanting partners to "control you" does not mean they're not allowed to have boundaries. There is a difference between control and self-preservation. They are entitled to having boundaries in a relationship. Wash your face masks more often, okay bud?
Sagittarius: Hey, you're very special to me. I love and care about you very much. You have an unhealthy need for control of a situation. You're also pretty bad with your money. But that's not my business. By the way, how's that injury doing? The one you got a little bit ago? Oof. That was rough. I hope you're recovering well. I think it should be okay.
Capricorn: Oof. Lmao.
Capricorn 2: hahaha that last one was just a joke. I thought you wouldn't find it funny at all and that's exactly why I did it. Anyways, I meant it. I wondered for awhile why you kept avoiding people. Why you kept hiding away and pretending to just be ~busy~ but I understand now. They told me everything. Part of me wishes that I didn't know. Another part wishes I had known sooner. It doesn't matter. You won't talk about it either way.
Aquarius: Your emotional burdens could never be written by hollywood. People would tell your story, perfectly in every detail, and the audience would scowl. "Unrealistic" they would say. "It made no sense!" The crowd would shout. "That was entirely impossible." That one man in the front row would claim. They'd all be wrong. You've really been through the works, haven't you. I just looked up Tom Sellek's birthday. Did you know he is an Aquarius? Don't tell Libra. I want it to be a surprise :)
Pisces: I think it's time you talked with the people closest to you. You've been an emotional support person for too long. You're freying at the ends. You may think you're good at setting boundaries, but like... honestly? You're pretty shit at it. Look at your family. Right?? Now look at your friends. Not as bad, sure, but still. Goddamn. You deserve better than this. Also, please don't forget to pick up that thing from the store. Ugh. Fuck. What was it? I have it written down somewhere, I swear! Dammit. Candles? Right but there was something else too.... ugh. Hopefully it'll come to you later, idk good luck.
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just-zodiac · 4 years ago
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The Signs Respond to 'How old are You'
Aries: Who the heck keeps track of their age? I don’t.
Taurus: I am ancient. I am infinite.
Gemini: I’m a day older than I was yesterday.
Cancer: I’m at the age where I feel alive but dead inside.
Leo: You’re not my type. Buzz off!
Virgo: My IQ is 4 times my age. Just solve 4x with that piece of information.
Libra: I’m old enough to know that your clothes went out of style ages ago.
Scorpio: I remember having dinosaur as a pet.
Sagittarius: As old as you want me to be, honey.
Capricorn: Old enough to watch the whole world burn!
Aquarius: I could be 9. I could be 13. I could be infinite. I could be an alien. I could be...
Pisces: Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.
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astrologyatlas · 4 years ago
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We may be difficult to understand, and to be around sometimes, but please don't leave us, we are not very good at being alone.
It's possible that we are attractive even when we do bad, but we're so in touch with our personality and have so much to share, and we want people to see that and listen.
Our silence sometimes speaks louder than our voices can manage, and in times like these it can be difficult to know whether we just really need to be alone, or really long for someone to talk to and to be held.
We can easily be irritated, but we're equally easy to please, so don't give up on us, and just try to have a conversation with us, we always have something to say.
We are sensitive beings and we need someone to care for us and to help keep us down to Earth. We are aware of all the things above, and that's why we are, so conscious about letting people into our hearts. Once we decide to give someone a chance, they are given a place in our hearts, and we trust that they won't damage or hurt anything within the walls of our hearts. We love deeply and fully when giving our hearts away, but if we are mistreated, the key to our hearts will forever belong to someone else, someone worthy of our compassion.
This one is for all my Gemini's who needed that confirmation, acknowledge and understanding. My loves, my angels, my soul sisters you are so loved, so so so loved by the universe and everything it has.
💘🌙☁️💕♊✨💖🔮
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z-odiology · 4 years ago
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GENERAL HOROSCOPES
Aries: Whatever you’re thinking about right now...don’t do it.
Taurus: Virtual kiss. You’ll get through it
Gemini: For ruling the 3rd, communication sucks lately huh
Cancer: Other people exist
Leo: Talk to someone
Virgo: Go to sleep
Libra: Just get it. Take it. Please.
Scorpio: STOP IT!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!
Sagittarius: Make the decision
Capricorn: Not everyone is your project. Go complete the thing you were procrastinating for weeks
Aquarius: It’s ok
Pisces: Take a chill pill
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raeentity · 4 years ago
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I’m not great with astrology, but so far I’ve gathered that my Taurus sun with security and stability needs and my Pisces moon with escapism issues do NOT align very nicely
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dearmediary · 3 years ago
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dried flowers 🥀✨
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butterflikisses · 4 years ago
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zodiacsignsprobably · 4 years ago
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Gemini: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no.
Scorpio: And then god said “omae wa mou shindeiru” and then moses answered “nani??”
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ladymuddlefern · 4 years ago
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could you do a goth gemini aesthetic pls??
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I hope this fits what you were wanting!! thank you for the request lovely☠️🍄🥀
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zodiactherapist · 4 years ago
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Advice for Unhealthy Cappies
Advice for Unhealthy Cappies
Advice for Unhealthy Cappies
Now, I’m not saying she was unhealthy BECAUSE she was a Capricorn. She just grew up in an unhealthy environment, and just happened to BE a Capricorn.
1. Work is LiFe
She wouldn’t talk to you if she was in the work zone.
She worked 3 jobs.
She wasn’t happy without 80 hours a week.
She always thought she would make a better boss.
She had something quietly to say when she disagreed with her boss.
2. Money, Power and Admiration
She literally thought the key to happiness was money.
She didn’t want a bf, gf, fun night out, she wanted to be the boss.
She would talk about how much she made to try to get admiration.
She did quite a few interesting jobs just for money having sake, she was fine.
3. On the boring side at times
She would reject every plan in the book a lot of times.
She would be more satisfied working than a day off.
Half of her conversations her about how her job could run better.
She would mainly go out if it was for a fun.. work gig.
4. Hides her romantic side
She wasn’t much of a hugger.
She would always correct her bf’s or gf’s grammar.
She would prefer pencils over a necklace.
She wasn’t one for romantic surprises.
You guys are determinded, resourceful, hilarious, driven, mature, silly, confident, leading  people  I’ve ever met.
1. You think that the meaning to life is moving up to CEO, but CEO doesn’t mean you’ll be happy. It’s a proven fact that money does not make you happy, which is okay to accept. You can find the meaning to your life and your core values that doesn’t have to do with a raise. You need to learn that a day off is actually healthy, and people want you to take one so they can enjoy your quirky side. Trust me, you’re setting yourself up for a heart attack if you don’t cut down those 80 hours!
2. You are without a doubt, such a hard worker that it is something to be admired, but there’s more to life than money because you can be a funny, quirky, great company for the group to have around. When you’re only focused on admiration for your work hours, it’s a turn off for the party. People love your dry humor, you are the master of “that’s what she said”. You are a great friend, so you need to learn to turn off the business side of your personality and turn on the dry humour that kills everybody at the party when you’re in your fun side. You can work your way up to power, but it’s lonely up at the top.
3. You think all you have to offer is your work ethics, but you need to see yourself for what you have to offer as a friend. Sometimes, people want you to come out not for how to organize the party (even though you are the person everybody goes to for that), but for the fact that your humour can liven up any event. You are very friendly people underneath your business suit, and your friends know this. Take a night off from checking the stock market and relax like we all want you to. You’ll thank them when your headache goes away.
4. We know that you like to be the woman with her head on straight, and you are. You are the most truly intimidating woman to be with, but there’s nothing wrong with showing your soft side. People may love to spoil you, and you do love to be spoiled which is cute! You know you like to be treated like the woman you are, and if you let people do that, the more love you’ll get. You get what you give and you’ll eventually give what you get. Plus after all those work hours, you deserve to be pampered!
You guys are admirable hilarious and I hope you know I understand.
Take care all Cappies!
Stay hilarious!
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