#and saved by the dads!!

[sukunafuka]

Inspired by this art <3

Every time baby Megumi drifts off to sleep in Toji’s arms—or even just within the vicinity—Toji isn’t far behind. It’s like clockwork. One minute Megumi’s blinking slow and heavy, the next, Toji’s head is tilting back, mouth slightly open, matching his son’s sleeping face almost perfectly. They even drool the same way. The only difference is Megumi’s snores are suggestive, while Toji’s are aggressive.

Young middle aged Toji likes to claim he’s too old for this new dad routine, but he still does it, even when you insist on handling it yourself. Every time Megumi cries in the middle of the night, you gently wake Toji with a kiss to his drooling lips. He grumbles awake with a tired, old-man grunt, and when you ask him to check on the baby, he doesn’t hesitate. He just grumbles some more, stretches with a series of groans and loud sniffs, then shuffles heavily out of the room, doing his best to be quiet. You always wake the next morning to an empty bed, only to find him knocked out on the floor of Megumi’s room, with Megumi lying across his chest and stomach like he’s a human mattress.

You and Toji have started calling the phenomenon ‘the sleepies,’ a highly contagious condition that Toji takes very seriously. The moment Megumi’s eyelids flutter shut, his little body growing warm and slack, Toji reacts like an alarm just went off—grunting as he hauls himself up from (usually) the couch, already making his way out of the room. But Megumi, though still too young to fully speak, has picked up on the pattern. He knows. And he hates it.

So he fights it. He fights it with everything he has, blinking furiously, rubbing his face, whining at nothing. And when sleep inevitably wins, when his tiny body gives in and Toji starts to leave, Megumi wakes just enough to make his displeasure known—throwing whatever he can get his hands on, be it a toy, a bottle, or whatever unfortunate object happens to be nearby. His groggy little cries fill the room, frustration spilling out in wobbly, half-conscious protests. If Megumi has nothing in his hands, he whines at you in a jumble of sounds. You just shrug and tell him that you can’t control his stubborn daddy.

But sometimes—on the rarest, luckiest nights—Megumi will fall asleep on Toji’s chest, his tiny fingers curled into the fabric of his shirt, and Toji, instead of running, will let himself give in, too as he grumbles about some dirty dishes he has to wash. You’ll press close to his side, a hand resting on the warm rise and fall of your baby’s soft back, and let yourself be pulled under with them.

[wishfulsketching]

I asked @withercrown what to doodle and he said Zaundads with younger Powder so....here

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.

Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.

[bluerosefox]

Protecting Family

Hmmm

I'm on a Danny is Dick's child kick rn so I'm making more.

But lets add in some Ghost King Danny!, Dad to a deaged Ellie and Dan! And toddler Mar'i Grayson.

Danny was conceived during Dick's amnesia year when he was Ric and the woman couldn't find him to tell him (or maybe the Owls caught wind of the pregnancy and took her) and he ended up somehow (hmmm maybe a meddling time keeper?) with the Fentons.

Danny grows as a Fenton, he knows he was adopted btw, then becomes Phantom, protects Amity, becomes the Ghost King and things seem to be going okay between Amity Parkers and the Infinite Realms since they took care of the GIW problem, AND has been a good doting teen dad to his deaged 'cousins/clones' turned kids.

Danny was going to go pick his kids up from daycare one day when CHAOS happens. Just as he wrangles Ellie onto his shoulders, cause she wants to be tall today, and about to take Dan's hand cause he's and I quote "A big boy and not a baby like Ellie, Dad!" he suddenly feels the tug of his family being in danger.

Thing is, its a blood related danger. Meaning someone blood related to him was in grave danger, and by the emotions he can feel, its someone young, way younger than him.

Problem.

The only people Danny knows with his blood in their veins and are young enough for the feeling are with him.

So who?

But due to Danny being a protector spirit AND knowing the feeling is from someone as young as his own kids, Danny decides to use his Ghost King Powers to summon said person from the danger to him.

Danny opens his free arms out just as a tiny toddler with black hair like his own but with bright green eyes, even the sclera were green, in a ruined party dress drops from the sky from the summoning circle that had opened above him.

Danny stares at the terrified child, whose hands are tied by rope and was crying, and takes notes of certain traits she had that he saw every time in the mirror or on his own kids, same eye shape and cheekbones. He can tell his ghost core has claimed her as family but not as his kid though.

No the connection that formed was almost like his connection with Jazz but a bit stronger.

This kid, was his sister. His blood related one.

-Meanwhile-

Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, and his family were freaking the fuck out.

Dick was already panicked when his daughter Mar'i had gotten kidnapped just a few hours ago by the Joker.

Now he was feeling pure dread when his daughter, who was about to be killed, was suddenly pulled into a strange glowing circle at the last minute and disappeared into thin air.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

It might be a little while before I actually get the comic out, so here's a small title card for it or something to hold you over‼️

My post where I mentioned this!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie

[husnaartz2]

Still think about the fact that Leo never got to say goodbye to Splinter in that one sad Farewell timeline

[kendallsroyco]

Matt Murdock's Pokemon Evolution from Pretty Boy to DILF

[fanaticalthings]

Give me crime lord!Jason who's actually on good terms with the batfam. Not only would it actually be helpful when it comes to missions surrounding underground/illegal operations (Jason would be able to retrieve way more insider knowledge) but also I think having a supervillain family member that you're chill with is just untapped comedic potential that needs to be taken advantage of.

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Damian gets into a petty fight with Bruce, and the next day, instead of waiting for Bruce to pick him up from school, he calls Jason, who shows up in full Red Hood regalia and just rides off with Damian.

Of course everyone at school sees that Wayne's son just got snatched by Gotham's most notorious crime lord, so ofc when Bruce gets there, sees Damian missing, and hears a series of panicked whispers about a gun slinging, criminal biker riding off with a prince of Gotham, Bruce immediately knows what's up and just sighs, already anticipating the many publication companies he's gonna have to bribe to stay silent.

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Sometimes, they need Jason's help with intercepting certain illegal trades within the underworld of, not just Gotham, but just common areas where shady businesses are most prevalent. And when Bruce requests that Jason brings evidence of said illegal shipments to the cave, Jason will smugly respond with "I can, but it'll cost ya"

And Bruce is all exasperated like, "Jason, please, this mission's been going on for a month, I just want to get it over with."

And Jason's just looking down at the crate of smuggled materials, recognizes that it's highly sought after by many rogues (maybe it's machinery parts or rare chemical substances, etc) and ofc Jason's about to be petty as hell when responding to Bruce:

Jason: I don't think you have any idea how valuable the stuff I have is. If I sold this myself in my part of the underground, I'd make a fortune!

Bruce: Jason

Jason: Butttt, if you're not willing to pay me for this, y'know, despite being a billionaire, I guess I could just auction this off to another willing client

Bruce: Jason

Jason: I hear Lex Luthor's been cookin' up something new for Superman. I wonder if he'd be interested?

Bruce: Son, please.

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: I'll give you a family discount.

And it's just a back and forth of this EVERYTIME. And Jason only does it when he's collaborating with Bruce. None of the other bats have to deal with Jason demanding money.

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There was one time, during a Wayne gala where practically ALL the kids (except Jason, dude's still legally dead), had to show up. And around halfway through, the Red Hood just crashes through the skylight and then just fucking kidnaps Bruce Wayne, in front of everyone. And of course the gala has to be cut short.

Meanwhile, Bruce, in Jason's custody: I CANNOT believe you, son. WHY of all times would you do this? You are GROUNDED, I don't care if you don't live with me anymore, this is just UNACCEPTABLE-

Jason, completely ignoring him, holding up a tablet with news article headlines about this incident: Bruce, look at this shot they got of me crashing through the ceiling, I look fuckin' badass

And then when the fam (in costume) come to "save" Bruce, in a blink and you'll miss it moment, Bruce catches Cass and Jason whispering something to eachother in the corner and them fist bumping before Jason books it out of there. He can already feel a headache brewing.

And generally speaking, I feel like the batfam could be way more efficient with this arrangement. You got the regular team of bats, investigating from above, as well as being able to infiltrate socialite environments as Waynes. Then you got Jason, who can keep an eye on all the lesser exposed and lucrative activities whilst he keeps the underground businesses under his control. I feel like it would be a win win situation that would be hella interesting to see explored.

[schoolhater]

my irl friend’s aunt raised her children and grandchildren in a house in southern lebanon for 60 years. the iof destroyed it in an instant.

please help her rebuild her home

[egophiliac]

I don’t think we’ve ever seen you draw knight of dawn before 🤔 what are your thoughts about him? Or take?

I've drawn him a couple of times, just really little/in the background. but I should draw him more, I love this guy a lot! I have many, many thoughts about him and the way he parallels Silver...and also I think it is extremely funny that his ghost is stuck in a ring. especially considering where that ring has been for the last 16-ish years.

[disgracefulthings]

Do you think Shang Qinghua gave his characters nicknames when he was writing them, and after he transmigrated he accidentally called them those names

Mobei-Jun: Shang Qinghua

Shang Qinghua: Yes Baobei?

Mobei-Jun, blushing: ...

Shang Qinghua: Oh god, my king, I'm so sorry-!

~~

OG Shen Qingqiu: Finish these reports for me

Shang Qinghua: Oh course my poor little meow meow

Shen Qingqiu: What the fuck did you just call me?!

~~

Luo Binghe: I've finally finished conquering both the realms

Shang Qinghua: Good job, son!

Luo Binghe: ...Daddy?

[quesocheeso]

Tails of a Time Traveling Monkey (yes it’s a pun)

PART 1

Part 2

[pouletpourri]

I know the circustances didn't make it avaliable, but..I kinda wish we had a farewell scene

[mmelolabelle]

Adar had to die because if he, Gil-Galad and Elendil were all in Middle Earth at the same time there would have simply been too much Dad Energy ™️ for the populace to handle. They would have defeated Sauron through sheer “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” force alone.