#and ominous instead of instead?????

[smudged-kaleidoscope]

Ough fanfic writer does not know how much 1500 yen is worth and it's hurts so bad

[sunderwight]

Scenario where cumplane become friends before the Abyss, and Luo Binghe determines that actually, Shang Qinghua is potentially his biggest romantic rival.

Not because Shang Qinghua is particularly seductive, and not even because of their friendship, but because Shang Qinghua actually seems to be fluent in Shen Qingqiu's weird and at times contradictory signals.

Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan can yearn and pine all they want, but they can't even convey romantic interest in a format Shen Qingqiu can or will recognize, so at the end of the day they're making all of these overtures and Shen Qingqiu is just like oh what nice friends :) about it. There's way less risk of him ever accepting their suits when he can't recognize them as such, and when neither of the other guys even realize he can't recognize them as such!

But Shang Qinghua...

Shang Qinghua knows that Shen Qingqiu is unaware, too. And he knows how to make him aware. He knows how to parse Shen Qingqiu's odd double-speak and mixed signals maybe even better than Luo Binghe himself. Plus he can anticipate what things Shen Qingqiu is liable to react strangely or inconsistently towards, when again, even Binghe struggles to do that sometimes!

If Shang Qinghua ever made a move on Shen Qingqiu, he would be able to convey his intentions clearly. And before Binghe has the social standing to actually present himself as a viable alternative, he wouldn't even be able to argue against the match! It would be totally dependent on whether or not Shen Qingqiu was interested, and Luo Binghe cannot say with confidence that he actually wouldn't be? Shang Qinghua may be the weakest and least dashing of the peak lords, but he's not bad looking. He even has certain traits which Luo Binghe himself shares, traits Binghe's deliberately tried to emphasize because he knows Shizun responds to them, like being pathetic, and clingy, and clumsy, and having big eyes and curls in his hair and doing important work that helps make Shen Qingqiu's life more comfortable...!

Luo Binghe starts spying on Shang Qinghua. He is going to get dirt on him, and he is going to blackmail him into swearing that he will never ever attempt to court Shen Qingqiu! At least not until after Binghe has reached his majority and can fairly compete with him for his master's affections!

Of course, this is how Luo Binghe discovers that Shang Qinghua is a spy for Mobei Jun, and is plotting to assist in an attack on the Immortal Alliance Conference.

A revelation which accidentally creates such an untenable situation that the plot shifts irrevocably. All Shen Qingqiu knows about it is that out of nowhere the System has offered to remove the Endless Abyss mandatory plot point but only if Shen Qingqiu agrees to purchase something it's calling The Espionage Path...?

[suntails]

let me out

[kaiserouo]

"Huh."

[fisherrprince]

paradise

(INSPIRED DIRECTLY FROM THIS ITS COOL)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

Do yall see my vision???? I need someone to get on me about finishing it tho.

[deliriousblue]

thinking about how kant told captain christ he wasn't going to work for him anymore and 0.5s later — the instant he realized bison was in imminent danger — he was right back to trying to placate him.

[the-music-maniac]

I think it would've been really funny if Sephiroth had still been wearing Kadaj's clothes when he manifested in his body during Advent Children.

Forced to fight Cloud in a bodysuit two sizes too small for him, send post

[xxplastic-cubexx]

picking up whiskey and beer from the liquor store and god everything reminds me of them

[homophyte]

its an episode about the many ways morty fears rick.

its about being afraid of rick and being afraid of his sadness and his callousness and his power. its about morty knowing the power rick has over him and being afraid of that. and knowing that ricks decisions are fickle and often Bad and that morty is going to be beholden to them. when rick jumps morty is forced to follow after and pay the same price for no crime. and the fear that for his loyalty and obedience there is no reward . Morty Is Afraid Of Being A Dog.

if rick is in a simulation where hes given everything he wants and hes too selfish and cowardly to leave when it threatens his life, morty will have to die with him.

if rick is in a simulation where he has the option of pretending nothing is wrong and everything is fine and hes too selfish and cowardly to admit its a lie even when it threatens his life, morty will have to die with him.

if rick is forced to admit he cares for morty or die he would die before saying it. and morty knows it. and Im Going Crazy

[nenoname]

with ford being aware of tbob from his travels, i'm surprised there hasn't been an au of pre weirdmaggedon!bill getting his hands on the book of bill (along with all the time paradox stuff that comes from a dead bill telling his past self exactly what to do)

and the first thing tbob!bill would likely make his past self do is murder stan

[shadowknightapologist]

how're they gonna try to convince me gene is a powerful shadow knight when he gets his ass kicked by his 14-16 year old niece and nephew (i cringe so hard when i watch that ep) (like no i didn't want him to win but come on) (COME ON)

[wishchip106]

“i’m on a beach, In cuba, With you”

girl i’m gonna whack you over your freshly bald head with a lead pipe

if you compare the montage moira got when she got her memories back and the mini edit erik had of charles

TELL ME WHICH ONE IS MORE ROMANTIC (and tragic)

HOW BAD AT WRITING LOVE INTERESTS ARE THEY???

i wanna like moira i really do but throughout this movie she was like

“moira mactaggert, CIA 😏” AND SHE DID NOTHING BUT BE THE REASON THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS HAPPENING GOD

AT LEAST DO SOMETHING WOMAN

this movie turned me misogynistic 😧

in the final battle she doing nothing just sit and look pretty THE FUCK?

need a gay person to re-write this whole thing OR AT LEAST SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE A GOOD STORY???

genuinely think erik forgot about magda and nina at one point in this movie

STILL NOT OVER HIS EX DAMN

he even married a woman who just looks like the female version of his ex

the women struggling in this movie damn

“don’t worry ladies, leave it to the big guys 😎”

you will drown tonight

atleast jean got to have her moment

ALSO SHE ALWAYS HAD THE PHEONIX POWER SHE DIDNT GET IT FROM SOME SPACE DUST DURING A MISSION

even tho technically it just space dust either way but still

probably gonna do this when i rewatch dp cause i’m doing an xmen movie marathon

you cant even tell thats oscar isaac damn

he diva-ed up his horsemen

psylocke slaying in that outfit tho damn

imagine if they gave erik his classic red and magenta outfit (undies and all)

anyway i’m running out of things to talk about now

cherik should’ve held hands and drove off into the sunset at the end of the movie

just let raven run the x men she was gonna do it anyway

[fiendishartist2]

I saw him at a birthday party once. All the older kids were down in the basement playing video games, to hide from everyone. He was down there, too. He was older than the rest of them, though.

[beepbeepinthecorner]

Hey btw the zombies are laughing. The streets are filled with the haunting joy of people long dead. They seem so jolly and delighted it seems almost better to just join them. The streets are filled with laughter.