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arolesbianism · 12 days ago

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Got hit by a bolt of inspiration while playing oni today and decided to draw some super duper fucking old ocs from when I was a kid

#keese draws #oc art #oc #eyestrain #and no none of these guys have names <3 #these guys are from my era where I never rly committed to stories or ocs but they are one of few I did pick back up a few times #not in any serious way mostly just to doodle but it has lead to them having ever so slightly more of a lingering presense in my head than #other stories from the time which is to say any because for most of them it’s not at all #I also actually made digital art of all of these guys so that also helps with me remembering them better #now better isn’t to say well. I barely remember anything abt this story at all let alone the characters #the only concrete thing I remember is that it took place in an afterlife of sorts and that colors where a relevant thing #oh and that the cast didn’t know it was an afterlife and they couldn’t remember their lives #and for characters I remember basically nothing abt the first one I think the second one might have been an antagonist maybe? idk #the third was my favorite child at the time and was a wannabe scientist who would keep getting herself fucked up and hurt #and the fourth was. well ok idk but I know he was grumpy.#but yeah I’m playing around with the idea of reviving these guys and reworking their story #not sure what to name them but I’ll figure it out

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royaltea000 · 3 months ago

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swk fuckspawn ocs

ft. a freshly born qi xiaotian

#jttw oc #journey to the west #lego monkie kid #jttw sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #lmk xiaotian #lmk mk #they’re not too important I figure they’re just like soldiers or captains in the demon monkey army #I do wanna think as far as fighting styles go #tomato grows six arms all wielding blades and turnip’s tail splits off into poisoned stinger whips #not too strong but not weak enough to be mistaken as regular demon monkeys #they don’t have names lol none of my ocs do #tho I would like to name them something along the lines of shooting star and frozen lake #for now they are tomato and turnip <3 #guys just found out that xiaotian means little heaven and now I’m cryin in the club #😭#you can just TELL that his family loves him from that name #digital art #my art #original character #oc art #I am once again thinking of how much this monkey fucks #hence the spawn #he probably has so many…#also found out some of his canonical kids names so can’t wait to look them up later #can’t decide whether to make these guys twins or half brothers

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harbingersecho · 11 months ago

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Lasombra fashion show?

Now how did you know I've been meaning to draw fashion 'shows' for all the clans…?

But! Here's some Lasombra fashion stuff for you!

+ bonus because I love bullying Lasombra abt their tech issues (:

#vtm #vampire the masquerade #clan lasombra #lasombra #outfit design #mine #*24 #ask #lasombra is kind of interesting/difficult imo in terms of making a fashion 'style' for them bc they're very varied internally #from corp goth shadow ceos to religious leaders to streetwise survivors. theyre unlike their counterpart ventrue in that their appearance #isnt rooted in sociological reasons as much as theyre personal ones imo. if that makes sense lol. but i tried to do a few different things!#something classically lasombra and then some more modern discreet + showy stuff. hope you like em? <3 #for me lasombra is like dark fuschia-violet-purple and gold. silk velvet and dark lace. and ofc religious symbols #none of these guys have backstories or names or anything btw i just threw shit together. its easier to make up styles for chs #that have a story or a personality but like. i cant put rafael in this stuff or whatever lol he's kinda boring fashion wise #i thought abt doing shadow fashion too but i was like. thats way too impractical.#i kinda wanna finish those tremere fashion 'sketches' too. and maybe do some of deja's outfits bc she's a fashionista. there's also my #outfit wips for rose who's a ventrue... but also i wanna do freaky sabbat outfits... and a toreador look book... and finish the new #nikifor tzimisce fashion looks... help mee. at least the tzimisce one is like 85% done i just gotta work on the extra stuff a little -_-

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fffuckthelaxbros · 2 years ago

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alternatively‚

Also if you’ve only read the main comic so far I recommend also checking out the extras tag! There’s a lot more fun stuff in there (like. A lot)

#gonna be honest this was mostly to set up the second joke #omgcp #none of this is answered by that tag tho so:#1)#fry guy’s that dude in I think year 3 at the game that shitty and jack were at #they spilled fries on him. and I think he shows up a few more times after that.#to be disturbed by the smh #and people made edits with him for a while #2)#swoops is one of Kent’s teammates from an extra and it wasn’t even his name it was a basketball term.#and ngozi didn’t know that’s what we were calling him until someone asked about him during a livestream I think.#his name is Jeff Lastname (he has a last name I just can’t remember it rn)#3)#and I have no idea where holster’s knee injury came from.#as far as I can tell not supported by canon except that he was in juniors and then he wasn’t. possibly and probably completely made up <3 #I actually do not know how much of that is common knowledge this is a very accurate joke.#….#actually hang on I’m trying to remember if johnson is ever in the comic like. metaphysically.#WAIT he’s in the dibs hockey shit.

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nostalgia-tblr · 2 months ago

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loki/william rufus fic, where bill explains that as the second son he has inherited england while big brother bob only got the duchy of normandy, ha ha ha.

#no offence to normandy of course i'm sure it's a fine duchy with many things to recommend it.#oh but wait! England Son then dies in a “Hunting Accident” and the next brother heads for the capital ASAP!#where is Bob? idk i think he was on crusade or something. BUT! he'll get to stay in england when henry keeps him captive for life <3 #apparently robert got very into welsh poetry while imprisoned for being the older brother so maybe that made up for it all?#PLOT TWIST: henry the first of england leaves no legitimate sons and england ends up having a civil war when he dies.#btw it still throws me a bit that post-conquest kings have names like william and robert while the pre-1066 dudes are all named Aethelthing #*whispers* i kind of feel like asgard should be on a atheling system like pre-conquest england but i don't want to complicate things.#though this would explain why Thor 1 treats a Loki succession as a real possibility and thinks aptitude for kingship in any way matters.#whereas the later movies all assume it works on primogeniture (and none of us in fandom really absorbed the fact that when hela shows up #thor instantly accepts that she's ahead of him in the line of succession and objects to her evilness rather than her sex/gender.#so clearly if thor and loki have an older sister the OLDER matters more than the SISTER. right? yet sif is the only female warrior.#and while i think the 'kings NEED to go into battle!' thing was overstated by the past and by modern observers we do all go along with that #in the context of these films don't we? loki is unsuitable due to his *checks notes* weak fragile feminine form.#*looks at him and experiences a brief moment of cognitive dissonance before moving on*#and that's a story more of us want to tell (or i assume that's what's up) so we all just ignore The Hela Evidence don't we?)#(i can explain my own reasons if anyone asks but nobody will so i won't bother doing it in these tags.)#btw a friend once made a william the conqueror joke about passing the duchy on the left hand side which was FANSTASTIC #but explaining it would take far too long so i won't do that either. BUT IT WAS RLY FUNNY U GUYS (gender-neutral)!#history shitposting #plus the mcu because of course

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tysonfurybattlepass · 9 months ago

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the only “woke mob” you should be worried about is bisexual milf lioness denali and her communist dyke pride

#we got the trans lioness. the asexual lioness. the butch puma. the intersex lesbian sabercat. the he/him butch thats like 1-8th cave lion #but looks like a regular human #the divorced milf. her insufferably spoiled kid.#what more could you want #(technically without a resident adult male they dont count as an official pride but nobody cares #and azure could take that role up in name if he wants #which would benefit all parties because 1. none of them have to get married to achieve legal pride status #2. azure doesnt actually care about the position and is related to most everyone so nothing would actually change.he’d just be a figurehead #3. azure wont get kicked out when he grows up (which he would if theres already another guy around)

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attachablepenis · 2 years ago

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one of the worst scams is having to CALL to set up an appt with a psychologist

#like why do you think i NEED you man #i called like 7 #3 answered #where 1 put me on a waiting list #another doesnt take my insurance even tho i got their number from my insurance #and the last one directed me to online paperwork #where transgender was listed as a sexuality #the other 4 all went to voicemail but tbf its now lunch time #but that only means i have to call them BACK #to see if any of them are accepting new patients now #i dont know what the difference between a counselor a psychologist and a psychiatrist is #so i went with psychologist bc that seemed like medium mental health assistance #but if none of them pan out ill have to try one of the others #also i ignored all the male names bc i Cannot imagine myself speaking to a man i just cant #penis speaks #like i ignored several closer psychologists bc theyre guys

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thinkingabout-girls · 2 years ago

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I love it when I post fanart and someone who’s entire blog is dedicated to that one character likes/reblogs it. like it might seem not as special because that’s all they ever post about to me it’s even more special. like yeah I drew your little guy. add him to your collection

#“but sage you never post art here” that’s cause it never gets attention #I have a fandom blog and it’s grown EXPONENTIALLY compared to this one and that’s because it’s. well. a fandom blog #none of my original shit gets more that 2 likes and maybe a reblog so I stopped posting it #anyways #enough ranting I love it when that happens like yes that IS your blorbo! that’s your specialest little guy! just for you <3 #fandom #idk what to tag this as #was gonna post this on said sideblog but eh #I posted art of a character and someone whose url was [character’s name]mybeloved reblogged and I was like yes. This is for you

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realityhoppingbitch · 1 year ago

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was about to hand someone their order once and realized I'd forgotten to put one of their things in the bag. my arm is held out to them with the bag and as they go to grab it, I just panicked and said "no" very seriously and snatched the bag back

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#this stuff happens to me all the time #its like i have 3 different responses that want to come out #and they all fight to see what gets said #what ends up getting said is either #none of them #a combo of all of them #or a strange noise #also once laughed in a guys face because he signed his name as dick #his name was christopher

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thepandalion · 4 hours ago

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I have a fic idea and I dont know if I want to write it or not send help

#like I absolutely love the concept of it and I have yet to see anything similar in this fandom #which. I mean a lot of works are either incomplete since a month after the game came out #or theyre 400 word long oneshots. which is fine no hate towards those but my adhd cant handle reading anything shorter than 15k #but on the other hand like. the amount of research I put into my canon divergence/slight au fics #where I keep like 80% of canon the same but one thing is different? I do those a lot lately #which. might have to do with the things Im into being heavy on the “doomed by the narrative” type of narrative yknow #but ghhhh I dont wanna research this game its so bad #like unironically I cant stand to watch a singular playthrough and considering how many moving pieces there are in the game like #like ok Im doing canon divergence in like. 2 months before That night. bc I dont buy that the camp is haunted and my psychic misses it #(the plot btw is that. because canon Has ghost. the Guy can now see ghosts. enter magic world building and interpersonal history #between a character I know next to nothing about. and an OC I know actually nothing about. despite me making that OC up)#and also the game takes place in america?? I havent been in america in over a decade I can name 5 states on a good day #hhghhhhh #sooo much research. so much. and for what. for a fanfic about dylan lenivy talking to ghosts #no actual plot yet either. except that I personally decided silas is like 12 and therefore dylan adopts him like immediately #...which. happens in several fic ideas I have in brain actually. none of the others are gonna be written bc theyre spinoffs on existing fic #but like. all I know abt the psychic au is that the crew arrive in their van first day of camp #dylan immediately clocks a ghost in his general vicinity and does a spit take so hard he chokes and immediately blows his own cover #then goes “there were NO ghosts when I went to camp here wtf??” and talks to the ghost of one eliza vorez #she does the whole vengence etc etc thing obvs but then apparently. she and dylans grandma knew each other #yknow psychic moms gotta have a Network. so the vorez family does Moon Magicks of the future and die young always as is their burden #and the lenivy family does Sun Magicks of the past and live long fulfilling lives that are dedicated to others #so naturally dylan pulls whatever his grandma told him out of brain and goes “hey dont u have a kid. he ok?” and proceeds to commit adoptio #some more stuff abt the missing hikers and my headcanon that dylan straight up does not live in that state anymore ensue #and uh. idk. he helps eliza and the other ghosts fulfill unfinished business. then punches chris hackett in the face #and rescues max and laura well before anything bad happens to them bc its been like 2 days at most #and the ghosts haunt the hacketts collectively so they absolutely go “oh btw u should probably know ur boss also kidnaps ppl”#(dylan has. a Time. but thats true for every fic I write for this godawful game with terrible writing and great actors </3)

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heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon · 14 days ago

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Ayylmao.tv: So once The Steven Universe Kinnie Clickbaiter 'Impersonator' ran out of "content," they went on to steal all the monetized gold from hard working "creators" like me and my friends, basically! UWU

Me, having enough of these dudes: Aw, I'm sorry ya bastard did u mean

Again, these grifters complaining about being grifted like "these people are stealing our entire 'personalities' while hiding behind masks! UWU" while they themselves have check marked, monetized and built their entire Internet Personalities off hiding behind their masks that are the icons of Whatever Queer Women's Fictional Character TM that decided to Simp for or Kin that day while making their monetized bullshit "Explainer" videos about these Queer Women's Careers and Dramas TM while using her copyrighted material and clips of her work is hilarious to me like ...It's still not YOUR "personality" or "work" that's being "stolen" like ... You're literally nothing, a shit copy of a shit copy. shamrockshakefootlettice...

If you really wanna try and claim some type of Fandumb "Identity Theft" here than you can at least try thinking up your own damn O.C, again, like the rest of us girls and gays have already done here a long time ago, because it's not that hard, or, once more, you can stop hiding behind the mask of whatever Barely Legal Vivziepop Daughter Figure you're currently hard for, stop monopolizing and mansplaining a queer women's career and hardships in what's supposed to be a queer fandom space, or get the fuck out and keep away from us, cishet! Let the antis stop thinking we claim you because WE DON'T CLAIM YOU!!!!

EDIT: WHY DON'T THEY EVER PAY A WOMAN TO TALK ABOUT VIVZIEPOP SHOWS?! IT'S BECAUSE THE MARKETING TEAMS AND AMAZON KNOW HOW THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN BRONIFED BEYOND BELIEF BEFORE EVER BEING PICKED UP. ALL THANKS TO AYYLMAO.TV AND HIS OWN CONTENT FARM ABOUT CONTENT FARMS.

#Hazbin Hotel #Helluva Boss #hazbin hypocritical #big name fan bullshit #bnf bullshit #fandumb #fandumb fuckery #vivziepop #vivienne medrano #viv medrano #vivziepaparazzi #ayylmao #ayylmao.tv #anti ayylmao.tv #anti ayylmao #media comprehension #media literacy #Some dipshit probably who has none of that: You know these “jokes” seem a lil' Anti Irish of you ... :/ UWU #Me: ... I'm a Crippled Wheelchair using Irish American the only thing that guy uses is drugs to make him sound as zoned out monotone as #possible now keep my reclaimed slur out ya fuckin' mouth you mi-LITTLE PERSON!!!! :D #...*That* joke... Was nothing “Rolling Robbie” wouldn't make calm the fuck down! :D <3 X.O #Imagine Jennifer is Viv tho...#Like... I'm trying to power through the section of the click bait talking about clickbait both of which are made by dudes with monotone #ass accents ... And OutofLubeDan is literally sucking his own dick right now yapping about how he makes the more popular clickbait #content than the guy Italian prime video hired to clip the already monetized clickbait content he'd clipped from a queer women's work ...#And there's no distention or growth or uniqueness to this fuckers editing style beyond a little watermark that just says “old video” so #it's just these monotone ass cishet dudebros mansplaining to me about a queer latina woman created show and all these men's #collective blandness just blurs together to create this gray blob of greed and I feel like I'm gonna pass out from boredom right now!!!#I truly Suffer so that others Don't Have To ... D:

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orcelito · 2 months ago

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Actually it is SO weird to me to remember that I was an engineering student and that later on I had been pursuing a minor in statistics

I may be a IT & com person in the end, but I do have the foundations of engineering and statistics in my brain too. Wild !

#speculation nation #if i hadnt liked coding so much i probably wouldve still been an engineer.#like my school does a first year engineering track where u learn the basics and then explore different engineering options #so by ur second year u choose your official track and that decides the rest of your schooling.#and id been thinking about computer & electrical engineering. often goes hand in hand.#guys i couldve been an electrical engineer. honestly that wouldve been so cool. wasnt meant to be tho 👍#i took a coding class my 2nd semester. first experience with coding. it was in C. i LOVED it.#and it got me comparing computer engineering and computer science and i decided that i wanted to do computer science #but well the intro course for that fucking sucked. didnt wanna go back to engineering either bc i hated engineering lol #im smart enough but it's fuckin soul sucking man.#eventually tho i found my way to my current home. im a techie :3 and im happy with that.#anyways do i seem like the kind of person who was into engineering and statistics? sometimes it's weird for me to remember.#but i did spent Years assuming id end up as an engineer. my grandpa was one. my dad was studying to be one b4 he dropped out #and my sister is one. just kinda runs in the family i guess. & so i was So Sure that was where i was going.#took. an engineering class in high school and everything. taught me some good foundational skills in modeling #also was the class that let me develop my signature. bc we had a notebook we had to sign the top of every day #so me doing my signature over and over again. i decided to use it as an opportunity to make it My Own. rather than just my name in cursive.#so yeah im a techie that talks good but i do have that math brain. engineering basis. statistics knowledge.#kinda feel like a jack of all trades (master of none) with it all. but see thats a good thing for companies (i hope)#ive got foundational knowledge of many things. and i am Adaptable. they can teach me the in depth shit i need to know themselves.#and i Also have my work experience in management... which i hope will help my case when applying to companies too.#aaaahhh!!! so many things to think about!!! but at the end of the day i am smart & educated and i will be a good asset to any company i join #i just need to convince them of that 😂 but i can probably figure something out. something !!!#i will graduate college and get some kind of IT job that pays decently & work my way up to maybe someday being an IT manager or smth #i can finally start. truly growing up. instead of being stuck in forever college unable to drive myself anywhere.#have my IT job and a car and the ability to do Whatever i want.... god i want it so bad.#im just daydreaming by this point. god im so excited to finally graduate college.

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jonathanrook · 3 months ago

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colgate fic or ower cult story? the answer my shock you

#this is a bit that no one will understand but it's making me laugh and once again that's all that matters #*the guy's being identified by a physical characteristic bc the pov character doesn't know his name #rachel rants #the bit btw is i used to have an oc named cauliflower. so this is a bit actually that like. three people would get none of whom have tumblr #also yes this is absolutely another scene where something kinda silly is distracting from the ultraviolence<3 my favorite

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mothslimes · 3 months ago

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honestly do not get comfort characters any character is a discomfort character to me i look at them and get really uneasy and it physically hurts and i wanna hide in a cave curled around them like a dog for the rest of my life and never see sunlight again. is that a thought you guys find comforting?

#mik talks #fictional characters rarely inspired anything but deep deep separation anxiety in me #its like i have a really bad crush on someone but no idea if they like me back #and also like 11 thousand people say they also have a crush on that person so am i really that special?#oh god i am so autistic jesus christ #anyway no i can not imagine making any of like. my top 5 favorite characters my public profile picture or something #not a single time where i have even uttered their name on any public website #that is between me and god and my discord friends #so yeah. the cave. darkness. dog. no sunlihgt #syd is my pfp because hes my silly little guy and i am able to be normal about him lol i can appreciate his awesomeness #without becoming really possessive and weird and being like GRRRR HES MINE HES MINE HES MINE I AM HIM NO DOUBLES #or whatever #that just sent me back a few years wow. ... kin discourse.....#honest to god i understand kinnies its a real bad way to cope with your life but i get it. wanting to claim complete ownership and kinship #over/with a fictional character lol...#for me its like a sliding scale of intensity but theres like idk... a handful of guys iwill never be able to mention publicly :/#thats why im pretty sure none of my mutuals know what my favorite shows are lol #and u wont find out unless were like 3 years into friendship or something #yes i am normal #just realized technically i did utter all these shows names on my very public website but. well idid take the link out of my profile bc #i got too lazy to work on it haha

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friedno · 4 months ago

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hello everyone.soery about the entire summer long abscence. I Forgor. anyway mspaint fantroll doodle attack 💥💥💥💥

#Homestuck oc #Fantroll #Homestuck fantroll #Troll oc #the horns and stuff aren'tconsistany and they don't have their actual symbols #but that is because i Forgot and is also not my problem LMAO #need a tag for these guys. One Day #none of them have names yet</3 Alas.3+ years and.Yet.

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bootleg-nessie · 1 year ago

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Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

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