tysonfurybattlepass
tysonfurybattlepass
patron saint of realistic expectations
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Tyson/Jordan; 25; he/they; sea leopard and sabercat enthusiast. pfp by me. art blog: @machairocat
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tysonfurybattlepass · 23 minutes ago
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got so gwumpy i didnt even want to make an appearance at this sendoff party BUT i smell good and i look hot in this tank top and i put on my machairodus skull pendant (WITH articulated hinging jaw) so i have to be seen. i have to
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tysonfurybattlepass · 2 hours ago
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tysonfurybattlepass · 2 hours ago
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tysonfurybattlepass · 3 hours ago
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btw this wasn’t intended to be snippy or anything anon. i’m sorry if i sounded irritated here. i’m glad that you liked my silly drawing. it’s just a bit of a faux pas to phrase that feedback as “i like the free labor you did, but why didnt you do even more free labor?”
and why tf was the goth clouded leopard girl not pictured 🥺
for $20 you can invoke me to draw whatever u want (also i did doodle her on my art blog a while back @machairocat 👍)
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tysonfurybattlepass · 3 hours ago
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and why tf was the goth clouded leopard girl not pictured 🥺
for $20 you can invoke me to draw whatever u want (also i did doodle her on my art blog a while back @machairocat 👍)
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tysonfurybattlepass · 3 hours ago
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training partner blew me off this morning so i went into the gym an hour early for nothing AND my coworker decided to leave an hour early so i’m alone for four hours even though i BEGGED someone to take this shift from me bc i was supposed to be coaching a tournament and saying goodbye to mw friend who is moving away i literally hate everybody so much rn. i should have just pretended to be sick instead of asked anyone to help me the fuck out
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tysonfurybattlepass · 4 hours ago
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tysonfurybattlepass · 5 hours ago
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he doesnt want me to go. he doesnt know i do it all for him
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this is why i go to work every day. this is the mouth i have to feed
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tysonfurybattlepass · 5 hours ago
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this is why i go to work every day. this is the mouth i have to feed
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tysonfurybattlepass · 8 hours ago
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I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK THIS EVENING FUCKKKKKK
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tysonfurybattlepass · 8 hours ago
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i respect anyone’s decision to drive slow. i think that’s reasonable and responsible. HOWEVER if you cut in front of me at the last second only to drive 10mph slower than i was previously going, i think i should be allowed to kill us both
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tysonfurybattlepass · 8 hours ago
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A spider has woven you a lucky scarf. It only fits around your pinky finger but you can keep it on with a safety pin nonetheless.
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tysonfurybattlepass · 8 hours ago
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the video of the full set was a little too long to post but here’s a clip of my 2-3x per week conditioning workout. one full set is 3 burpees, 6 push presses, 9 front or zercher squats, and 12 deadlifts (all with the same weight). rinse and repeat.
typically i do this conditioning session 1) with 75lb on a barbell and 2) as a 20 minute AMRAP (as many reps as possible) but because my shoulder is still recovering from a minor dislocation, 52lb with kettlebells is a bit safer. i only did 6 sets total, rather than going for 20min, because i’m definitely out of practice and need to not push too hard.
this is a great overall strength and endurance boosting system, as it promotes explosive and cohesive movement in all the large muscle groups that full-body athletics require. it sucks no matter how light the weight is or how few reps i do, because if the work is easier it makes me want to push harder. that way, i always end up the same amount of tired
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tysonfurybattlepass · 10 hours ago
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from silk reeling to fine suzhou embroidery by 许潇潇
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tysonfurybattlepass · 10 hours ago
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Any plan for combating CSA is going to have to reckon with the fact that teenagers are often horny and feel a desire to explore and express their sexuality and if they don't have a safe avenue for that which doesn't involve interacting with adult predators they will find an unsafe one which does
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tysonfurybattlepass · 10 hours ago
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