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Samwell Mamma Mia! Hockey

(a quick edit because i can’t stop thinking about this post from @shitty-check-please-aus)

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nursey @ dex when they moved in together

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When threatened, I discharge a massive amount of strawberry compote to distract predators.

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bitty in 2023 is thriving sharing recipes on tiktok until teenagers start accusing jack of grooming him bc jack is 33 and bitty is 28 and they are both cancelled

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anyone has a nurseydex playlist?

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things Ransom and Holster have protected Bitty from since freshman year

-centipedes

-shattering his phone while drunk

-his first roommates who didn’t like him that much

-Scientology

-the actual chupacabras

-choking on his first bubble tea tapioca (Ransom performed the Heimlich, Holster threw the cup off a bridge)

-Jehova’s Witnesses

-getting nailed by bananas on the track in Mario Kart (they rammed him and sacrificed their own speed to protect him from peels)

-Boston University’s defensive line

-UMass Lowell’s creepy bird mascot

-Being stuck in wet cement on a sidewalk outside the science building (”You grab his left arm, I’ll take the right.” “Why do you always take the right, bro?!”)

-More Jehova’s Witnesses

-sleepwalking

-sleep-baking

-breaking his hand on the TV set when the Beyonce halftime show glitched

-trying to fit into shorts he’d bought in the wrong size (”I never return things, it’s mean!” “Bits, where’s that receipt.”) 

-his father’s football team back in Madison

-a craiglist scammer posing as someone who just had a magically professional industry grade oven they needed to get rid of.

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It's been a minute but. eric bittle. that's all.

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hang on i wanna see something

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somewhere in the multiverse rn ransom holster and lardo are dressed up like the trio from challengers for halloween

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girl me too

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Holsom “it’s not gay if it’s a three way” + Bitty “y’all, it is if it’s all men” = Bittyholsom

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Dex seems like the kind of person who hates hearing people chew