jonathanrook

[jonathanrook]

i’m so normal about eating pussy i promiseee definitely not thinking about her quivering thighs while i suck on her throbbing clit or the way she grabs for me, cheeks flushed and hips twitching as i nip at her sensitive inner thighs before driving my tongue as deep as possible into her aching cunt to hear each and every one of those pretty cries wait what were we talking about again

[jonathanrook]

I think the Harkness test is good for beginner monsterfuckers to get their grounding but its definetly not an end all be all, seasoned monsterfuckers can ask fun questions like "does a monster need to be able to speak to communicate?" and "is the monster really the one here who needs a harknes test?" And "i think my ability to consent is in more jeapordy than the monster" and "oh god ow no fuck stop that ow OW"

[jonathanrook]

apple news trending headlines

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i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

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i miss u when ur not posting

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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muscle memory kicking in

[jonathanrook]

Stop being gormless with the formless and come be intelligent with the relevant

[jonathanrook]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

[jonathanrook]

need someone so obsessed with the scent of me that they moan and whimper and nuzzle closer whenever they bury their face in my neck

[jonathanrook]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[jonathanrook]

i cant kill myself otherwise who will understand my favorite characters properly

[jonathanrook]

REAL personality test: do you use the left shift key or the right shift key on your keyboard

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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

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im trying to see some laboobies. sorry i don't say things like this lets pretend somebody else said this. a gnome

[jonathanrook]

something very humbling about listening to an unfamiliar song at random and thinking "this kinda goes, wonder if anyone else had heard of it" then you look it up and it's one of the most wildly popular and lauded rock songs of the last half century

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