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something something katsuki can't keep his hands off you when he's had a little too much to drink (see: denks the worst at-home bartender in the world, believes a shot of vodka really means four).
it starts off innocently enough, gathered in eijiro's living room, when he cracks a foul-mouthed joke and you double over into side with laughter. the heat starts to creep up his neck, but it's easy to blame it on the alcohol. he nudges you back playfully, a grin quirking at the corner of his lips.
two more shots of whatever vile concoction denki mixed up and he's melting into the couch. he's sitting on one end, a little squished with how mina, eijiro, hanta, and denki are piled on top of each other - chatting away, drinking, and desperately trying not to make eye contact with the wasted blond. katsuki's got you perched all pretty in his lap because "there isn't any room left to sit." a convenient excuse.
you're flushed and trying to keep up with mina's story and you're having a great time with your friends but katsuki's hands are looping casually around your waist and pulling you closer to him and he's leaning a little on you for support and you feel a zing speed down your spine as his lips brush against your arm. an accident.
his head's a little fuzzy, but katsuki's practically melting with the alcohol swimming through his veins. and you're so soft it's making everything even fuzzier. before he even finishes that thought he's testing out the plush of your waist, your thighs, pinching a little at the small of your back, and back down to your thighs. you squirm in his hold, and he retaliates with a soft grunt and by biting what he could reach.
the spit on your arm is more uncomfortable than the rather tame bite he gives you. you can see his eyes wobble, flitting to different parts of your face. "hol' s'till," he garbles and your heart leaps into your throat. you can feel four sets of eyes boring into you both, but you can't break away from katsuki's heavy, lidded, lovesick gaze.
#no idea where that came from#the holy spirit took hold of me#maybe i'm just touch starved cries#i think katsuki doesn't drink often so his tolerance is piss shit#and he already struggles to keep his emotions at bay when it comes to you sober. even worse when drunk#and i like to think this is early enough your friendship / crush that the physical barrier has not yet been breached or#has just recently been breached#he wants to touch you so bad! not even sexually (although he does) it's just a matter of a new level of intimacy#that drives him wild and spills over when drunk in a single-minded way#ok goodnight#bun.writes#char.katsuki#suggestive ?#bakugo x reader#bakugo katuski x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo headcanons#bakugou headcanons
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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Winter thefts
#artists on tumblr#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#bsd#yosano akiko#bsd yosano#bungou stray dogs yosano#yosano fanart#ranpo edogawa#bsd ranpo#ranpoe#bsd ranpoe#ranpoe fanart#bungou stray dogs ranpo#ranpo fanart#it was between stealing Poe’s coat or his medieval looking winter cloak#I just know he fucking has one#he did not buy that drink either#what car do you think Poe would drive#I don’t think he likes driving but I think he’s drive an older car#the only car I know is a 67 Chevy impala#if you know you know#but I could see him driving it
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the fish that keeps appearing all over my recommended only that he's out of jail and happy
#✁ | freshly decorated | ✃#roblox#sebastian pressure#sebastian solace#roblox pressure#pressure#pressure sebastian#the way I just copy and pasted these tags because I really don't know what tags he would use#he makes me so mad I literally downloaded roblox because I was curious of him#AND I GOT THE WOMP WOMP LINE?????? I WAS SO LIKE. never speak to me again#also I've been only drawing him for a week it's driving me insane get him OUT#it's so bad getting muses because then suddenly you can ONLY draw the muse I hate this stupid fish#(loving)#also random but#I like to think that if he did manage to escape the blacksite#the idea where like#he can only live in like more rural areas (probably living with someone to help him um#get food#domestic life kinda thing#but like I just think like being cozy. drinking something hot. being next to the fireplace to be warm#warmth being something that he lost a long time ago and it feeling so nice that he can feel it with someone he loves#or cares idk#i need to shut up I WILL LITERALLY JUST SUDDENLY WRITE A FANFIC IN THE TAGS IF I CONTINUE ANY LONGER T_T
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—BECAUSE KUNG FU PANDA 4 KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
To preface, I watched this movie and I'm genuinely tweaking right now so I had to write down a very brief (lie) criticism on this film — which you should boycott, by the way.
Starting with the things I liked, before briefing my primary points of criticism:
Po's Character Regression
Po and Zhen's Dynamic
The Chameleon
I'd also yap about Lord Shen and the death of the art style and the entire narrative and pacing and use of the staff of wisdom but my therapist says being such a hater is 'unhealthy' or something. My heart is full of hatred.
SPOILERS for the entirety KFP4 for the 2 people who care.
KFP4 undermines and ignores the previous three movies — Unwriting character developments, outright removing the Furious Five, straying from the character design philosophies and is completely inconsistent with the established lore.
Things I Liked About Kung Fu Panda 4
The Chameleon's character design
Visual gag in the Tavern where Po uses a recently thrown axe as a hat rack (made me laugh)
When Mr. Ping did this:
so cute! the little heart!
Po — Character Writing
Po, as established in the previous movies, is confident in his abilities and identity — he’s learnt inner peace, he’s matured as a character. However, in KFP4, his character has completely regressed. He’s immature again (such as KFP1, possibly worse) and says verbatim, “only knows kicking butt and taking names” — UNLEARNING inner peace and insisting that “…being the Dragon Warrior is all I know.”
It’s childish, and sort of Hotel Transylvania-esque.
Which isn’t helped by the comedy, the dialogue — a large chunk of which are jokes in the style of:
Master Shifu says something philosophical
Po quips off of it / doesn’t get it (i.e. Whoa!! beat I don’t know what that means.)
Oh, it’s great, yeah, very tolerable. Po’s shenanigans are normally reeled in by the presence of the Furious Five who are generally more serious in nature, creating a much needed balance in the dynamic — So without them, it’s just Po becoming increasingly obnoxious and insufferable with every consecutive quip throughout the screenplay.
Po and Zhen — Character Dynamics
[No more graphics sorry I'm too angry]
As if it wasn’t obvious that Zhen was going to be the next Dragon Warrior the second she was introduced.
Zhen, as a character, has no depth besides being a quippy thief. She quips, she steals. This character has no motives — it can be assumed that the writers intended on a ‘change of heart’ thing, but she isn’t established as evil, her working for the Chameleon is written as a (albeit poor) twist reveal.
By which point, her taking either side wouldn’t make sense, given that she has shown no loyalty or attachment to either Po nor the Chameleon.
The movie artificially strengthens their bond by having Zhen start opening up about her backstory out of nowhere for no reason but they have done nothing to grow closer to each other.
Small tangent, her backstory is exactly what you’d expect it to be with no subversions or even emotional weight. Woe is me I was so small and hungry I had to steal to survive. Glossed over in about a minute.
The majority of the dialogue between Zhen and Po is spoken exposition — explaining how powerful and badass the Chameleon is, explaining how ‘we have to go here to do that’ and ‘this place was cool until the Chameleon did such and such’, and the rest of their time together is spent engaging in filler chase sequences and fight scenes.
The Chameleon
Where do I even start…
This is where it becomes apparent that the movie relies heavily on telling rather than showing —
She is the weakest villain by far, not only in universe but as a written character; which is particularly disheartening because I genuinely adore her character design and feel as though a shapeshifting character has great potential.
The movie artificially inflates her power by insisting through exposition that this is the most capable antagonist thus far (lie).
The audience is TOLD by Zhen and various restaurant patrons that the Chameleon is a powerful shapeshifting sorceress and that she 'dominates the city' whilst the film does nothing to showcase this.
'Dominating the city' meaning letting her henchpeople run amock and bully the civilians just like Lord Shen's wolves in KFP2... uninspired.
I just realised they didn't even give her a NAME what the FUCK is going on
She describes HERSELF as ruthless, clever and unsentimental when comparing Zhen to herself.
She says HERSELF that she’s “Stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced.”
Let’s see what vile reprehensible things she’s done, shall we?
Gently push someone down some stairs
Her first appearance is through Zhen’s exposition, as opposed to the dramatic and memorable entrances of the previous villains. Her motives or character aren’t established until the final third of the film. She doesn’t even FIGHT anybody until the final third of the film; and even then, her fight sequences are uninspired and she never really poses a real threat. (She goes down in two hits.)
That being said, WE CAN STILL SAVE HER GUYS WE CAN STILL GET HER OUTTA THERE I'M COMING FOR YOU CHAMELEON I'M GONNA DRAFT YOU A PROPER BACKSTORY AND MOTIVE AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE MOST THREATENING VILLAIN THUS FAR
There's a scene after the climax of the film where all the kung fu masters and previous villains from the spirit realm bow to Po. I'm not going to provide my thoughts on this because I fear I may burst a blood vessel. Good day!
Closing Statements
To put it simply, Kung Fu Panda 4 was my Megamind 2.
The film rejects its predecessors in every way. It really feels as though they brought in somebody with no prior knowledge of the franchise to direct the movie.
It's a film that relies heavily on telling rather than showing — banking on the previous three movies to carry it through the box office.
It's just really disheartening to see studio execs turn one of the best franchises into a safe sequel cash grab and regress every character's development.
Nevertheless. I do adore the chameleon's character design so I might do my own take on her character.
As far as I'm concerned, there is no fairy godmother, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no kung fu panda 4.
#creaman talks to drywall#kung fu panda 4#spoilers#I'm actually tweaking#sorry I stopped drawing the graphics because the film crushed my soul#you drive me to drink kung fu panda 4#when the rantsona crosses their arms#hating on main#kfp#discussion#criticism#kfp4#technically a vent post#i've lost it#the chameleon#zhen#po
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the vibes I want my next fic to have 🍂
#just thinking about small town boy Noah#taking you to drink milkshakes#and camping in the forest#laying on the bed of his truck#just driving around town#going to fairs together#ugh#bad omens#noah sebastian#bad omens imagine#bad omens fanfiction#noah sebastian imagine#bad omens smut#noah sebastian smut#noah sebastian x reader#noah sebastian fic#noah sebastian fluff#noah sebastian fanfiction#noah sebastian one shot#noah sebastian headcanons#bad omens fic#bad omens fluff#bad omens headcanons#bad omens one shot
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these drawings are a little love letter to the (now 12 years old??!) julads fic “rerooted.” the first one is kyle looking beautiful from stan’s perspective and the second one is them recording a tape.
#i would so recommend it if you haven’t read it… a classic premise with so so many beautiful elements- i could talk about it forever lol#kyle playing world of warcraft… stan drinking with his dad and driving long distances… them going to bennigans- all so good lol#if you’ve read it feel free to tell me about your fav parts!!#sp style#south park
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Yeah I know he's killed people, but it's the reckless driving that gets to me.
#How do you drink in a bar and then goes to drive a MOTORCYCLE#are you trying to die again you fucking moron#Jason Todd
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some silly sketches of silvia and stan from several points on their life! alliteration goes crazy
stan and silvia are divorced, but they are besties by the time the twins come to town and maybe there’s some unresolved feelings between them but who’s to say?
the two pics on the right are the first and latest time silvia helped stan with an injury, which was mainly just anatomy and expression practice
i’m falling in love with them more and more and they are burrowing further into my brain but i’m not complaining
feel free to ask questions about her please i wanna talk about her so bad!!!
#nell's void#gravity falls#gravity falls oc#gf oc#gravity falls ocs#oc: silvia herrera#verse: drinking in the warm sunshine#oc x canon#young stan pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanley pines#artists on tumblr#they are driving me insane i have brain worms#HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM i yell at a character i made in a situation i put them in#love how you can tell when i started to give up#more lore will come!
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It actually does bother me that eating is treated like spending money - that you have an allotted allowance in the form of calories that you are supposed to budget.
"How are you spending your calories?" I'm spending them on experiences. I'm spending them on time with my community, my people, those who matter to me. I'm spending them on satiating a human need. I'm spending them on the feeling of being alive and not just living.
If there is one experience that I don't want to "pay" for, it's the basic human right of comfort, security, community, and care.
#anti diet culture#fatphobia#fatphobia tw#disordered eating tw#ed tw#(just in case)#ask to tag#if i had to choose between miserable counting and recounting and reallocating calories and... eating then i'm choosing the latter#there are absolutely health conditions which warrent the *need* to count and stay in a range#but that is entirely different than the societal pressure to be within the idea of a 'right' calorie/nutrient count#if you have a health condition which is affected by food/drink then do what you must to balance your wellness and health and happiness#there is absolutely nothing wrong with that#again that is very different than society coming in and telling you what it thinks you 'should' do about yourself#i know this sounds corny but like#does it not drive you insane to obsess over numbers if you don't have to?#does it drive you insane that you're often treated like you can't or shouldn't be permitted to just live? to ENJOY living?
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Day 1 of Aprilluc [Bartender]
prompt list
#bro is cutting you off the drinks#but don’t worry he’ll offer to drive you home nonetheless#Aprilluc#no promises how many days i’ll get done lol#diluc#my art#genshin impact
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Got Magic Men Australia tickets and the two people I wanted to see will not be there tonight.
But I still get to see a mutual for the first time.
Yes, lovelies, I will drive to meet you. ❤️
#navybrat rambles#mutuals#mini road trip#magic men australia#driving by myself#i got this#my poor son didn't want me to leave#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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pretty boy spotted in dania beach alert pretty boy spotted in dania beach alert!
6.29.24 (x)
#brandon montour#florida panthers#multiple cats players had scheduled signings today at hollywood collectibles in dania beach today#monty had his at 1pm. lombo and swaggy were at 3pm#on monday benny and erod will be there at 5pm#on that note lundy and mikksy will be at caneswear at university drive on monday at noon to 2pm as well#oh also oel made an appearance at pantherlands at noon too#boys are booked and busy. you know. when theyre not drinking their livers to death as they dance on tabletops lmao.#anyways back to monty#HOT HOT HOT#shorts riding up good heavens#thighs...#im sorry my brains a mush rn
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Thinking about Psychonauts and how much I love the Aquato family once again
They mean the world to me your honor
#They are a strange little family with so many issues and generational trauma and YET they still LOVE EACHOTHER#DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS TO ME???#Nona; Augustus; Donatella; Dion; Frazie; Rasputin; Mirtala; Queepie-#I love you all and I owe you my life#DION AND DONATELLA ESPECIALLY; Y’ALL GET SO MUCH HATE FOR HAVING UNDERSTANDABLE NEGATIVE EMOTIONS AND IT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL :(#Aquatos get behind me; I’ll protect you from the people who think you abuse Raz and should just get adopted by Sasha and Milla#that’s a bad take and they should feel bad. like; he can still see Sasha and Milla and alternate parental figures; that’s fine-#But Raz; CANONICALLY; would NEVER give up his family; EVER#That boy would force everyone to have a heart on heart with him until everything is better because he DOES that in the GAME#When you talk to you family in Psychonauts 2 you can tell how much he loves them and how much they love him; even if it’s strained at the-#moment from how stressful the past THREE DAYS have been#YES EVEN DION AND DONATELLA#They love Raz so much!!! They’re both just going through it™️ atm and need time to clear their head: remember; everything that has happened-#has been in the span of 3 DAYS and their whole lives have been completely flipped upside down#I think they’re allowed to be upset; in fact; it would be weird if they weren’t#sorry this is word garbage I just love that family so much it makes me wanna drink paint#prince rambles in this chilies tonight#aquato family#psychonauts aquatos#psychonauts 2#psychonauts
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#You drink I will Lick#Take advantage of the situation#lucious bottom#tight butts drive me nuts#rear view
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thank you middle aged adults that know what theyre doing and genuinely want to help out of the goodness of their heart. i just got shit done that was weighing me down for ages holy shit adopt me
#d talks#man. irs so weird being an adult but also no one a decade older than you ACTUALLY thinks of you as an adult so you just kinda stumble around#like um i kinda want my hand held but also i can drive rent an apptmnt and almost drink but ignore that
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