#and it was only like 30 mins in that I thought

[zinepunk]

Some thoughts on the end of arcane season 2:

Wow that was even gayer than expected /pos

Episode 7 was damn incredible. Everything I ever wanted from this show, especially with the “what could have been” themes

I know I wasn’t supposed to find it funny but I cracked tf up every time the alternate realities switched. Like it’d go from Ekko on a date in ideal Zaun being like “nooo I HATE parties :(“ to Jayce GOING THROUGH IT eating raw meat alone in a cave lmaoooo

TimeBomb canon letsgoooooo

GAY SEX???? GAYY??? SEX?!?!?!?

IN A JAIL CELL FOR SOME REASON???? I mean slay ig??

Side note I had a dream that Vi and Caitlyn had sex but woke up and was like damn too bad they’ll never do that in canon. I’m a prophet 😎

Mel’s character design somehow got even better and I love that for her (rip about the mommy issues tho)

Also what was up with Skye being savage as hell? Viktor being like “I’ll miss our talks” and her being like “no you won’t” Tf???!?

Ekko slayed this season but what’s new

Ekko putting Jinx on a suicide watch by rewinding time every time she killed herself was funny as hell ngl. Speaking as someone who’s been monitored 24/7 for that exact reason

I wanna know what the hell Ekko said to Jinx to convince her to not only not die but also save everyone cuz I feel like we missed some steps

Look I know JayVik didn’t become OFFICIALLY canon like the others but that confession was gay as hell. They’re canon to me idc

The reveal that the mage who saved Jayce as a kid was Viktor all along?? Side note, my dad actually predicted that by accident because he couldn’t remember who was who so yay dad

I know this isn’t important whatsoever but VIKTOR WITH A BEARD CAN GET IT

Jinx’s new hair is really growing on me but unfortunately it only lasted like 30 mins

I can’t believe jinx fucking died. I seriously didn’t think they’d kill off one of the main characters

Also did Jayce and Viktor die? That was super unclear like where did they go??

I feel like Vi and Sevika really got the short end of the stick with this ending since both of them had at least two found families EACH die off completely

Anyway in summary I LOVED the ending and the little seeds it planted for future spin offs. Once again I watched the whole thing jaw dropped. I kept thinking “wouldn’t it be crazy if they did xyz? But they wouldn’t do thaaaat” and then they FUCKING DID IT. 10/10 show, ended as beautifully as I’d hoped.

[paintedkinzy-88]

Oh no. Donnie don't be like that! Besides the Apple twins are only a couple of hundred years older then you and your bros so Nightmare had purple first. Also they can literally tell what your are feeling. They are Empaths!

Psst Kinzy I didn't have any particular au in mind but the noodles look so cute!!!

Pshhh as if Donnie believes in magical things like empaths (yet). He’s too busy trying to figure out how tf the apple twins Exist. Sure, cool, they have seethrough skin and muscles, that’s weird but surely explainable — up until they desummon their ecto ō-ō how does a skeleton just simply MOVE AROUND and STAY TOGETHER with no fleshy bits AT ALL???

Leo likes to play with them. Donnie likes to sit them down, study them, and ask millions of questions because he doesn’t accept “magic” as an answer.

Dream’s okay with this. Noots not so much—

[deoidesign]

One of my first digital pieces (2010) versus one of my recent ones (2024)

We all start somewhere!

[fromwarmclimate]

how to come out in style, a tutorial by daniel ricciardo:

- dream big and get one of the biggest brands in the world to sponsor your homosexual wettest dream in the name of a short movie slash ads featuring your man crush

- in said ads, facetiming your man crush in the bathtub butt naked in bubbles

- goss (read: flirt) with him in the babygirlest voice you can utter

- claim you want to move in with him

- proceed to get him to buy a horse with you to live out the modern live action of brokeback mountain

- check him out with a sensational voice over inside your head narrating how you find him the hottest stallion out there

- name the horse you buy as the combination of his name and yours

- play out sequence after sequence of a gay cowboy porno (with a costume!) for 5 minutes

- make a lot of merch with him

- giggles with your knees IN before falling asleep next to him

[cranberrymoons]

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[apollos-boyfriend]

translation + transcription of cellbit and roier's house tour - 10/17/23

note: i am not a fluent spanish speaker. i can understand it pretty well, but there may still be some issues with the translation of some of roier’s lines! i apologize in advance. this conversation starts at 03:22:40 of cellbit's vod, and goes until roier finishes messaging bagi.

R: So this is your house?

C: I believe so, but I don’t remember it.

R: No way. Okay, Bagi showed me another, separate house-

C: (interrupting) It wasn’t this one? R: No, it was a tree house.

C: Okay, look. This-this-

R: (interrupting) You had a really beautiful house then, huh?

C: Supposedly, this is the house I grew up in.

R: (crosstalk) Supposedly. So, you and Bagi are from this island?

C: Looks like it.

R: Seriously? What . . .

C: Look. There’s a beautiful kitchen, a living room-a living room, the kitchen.

R: Yeah. Oh, there’s spiderwebs here. I suppose that a lot of time’s passed, yeah?

C: Yeah.

R: Many years, because you’re, what, 46?

C: (laughs)

R: A lot of time. 

C: Twenty-six, twenty-six, twenty-six.

R: (reading in English) “Wash your hands.” (back to Spanish) Wash your hands. Why is it in English? Did you speak English when you were little?

C: Maybe-maybe my parents?

R: Or better yet, you’re a gringo, and then you turned Brazilian. It could be.

C: Or maybe-or maybe my parents were bilingual?

R: You think?

C: (crosstalk) Or maybe! It’s not uncommon for you to have signs in English, even if you’re Brazilian. (breaking rp) My mom has a sign that says “coffee time”, and she’s Brazilian. My real-life mom, my real-life mom.

R: This one looks like it was written in-it was written with sharpies, you know? A sharpie marker. You know?

C: (back in rp) Maybe we were learning English? And that’s why we know it [now]. 

R: (crosstalk) Ah, of course, it was practice, yeah? What is this?

C: I don’t know-ever since I was-I was a child, I already knew English and Portuguese. That’s why-I-I-I don’t know if I told you this, but I met Badboyhalo in those games. 

R: Oooohhhh . . . 

C: We helped each other as much as we could, then we went our separate ways. 

R: So Badboyhalo Is also a killer?

C: Yeah.

R: Let me say, I don’t remember anything, but I remember that I’m Mexican. And that I have a grandpa. And the world’s best ass. Hey, what does “mamão” mean?

C: “Mamão” is papaya.

R: (crosstalk) Mamão. Ahh, papaya. And eggs, and milk . . . okay. So, let’s continue with the house tour. Show me-show me your house. 

C: Uh, up here-

R: Hm-hm. The second floor. 

C: There’s a hallway. I think this was the parents’ room.

R: No way. “Meus pais” literally. 

C: (laughs) “Meus pais.” Meus pais, meus pais, meus pais.

R: Actually meus pais. It can’t be. 

C: And here-

R: Okay.

C: Look.

R: Ohhhh. You like red, huh? What do you have here, potions?

C: (crosstalk) I think so.

R: You think so? Uh, what’s your actual favorite color?

C: Uh. 

R: Red?

C: I don’t have a favorite color. I’m not twelve years old.

R: (crosstalk) You don’t have one? You don’t have one that you like more than the others? Or your top three favorite colors, at least?

C: Uh. Red, black, and blue.

R: Ah, so you do have them, asshole. Everything here is red. And pink. Do you like pink? C: Not really. 

R: Oh, look, books! “Murder on the Orient Express”.

C: They’re mystery novels. They’re really good, actually.

R: Oh, really?

C: Hm-hm.

R: I can’t read them, but they must be really good. Okay. Show me-show me your house. Or is that all?

C: That’s all. Uh, I think that’s everything.

R: (crosstalk) That’s all? Damn, you guys were poor, huh?

C: (laughs) But I think that-

R: (crosstalk) I’m kidding. It’s a really nice house-it’s a really nice house.

C: Yeah. It must’ve been nice to live here. But I don’t remember it. 

R: Yeah, you don’t remember anything. Hey, do you know if Bagi remembers it all?

C: (crosstalk) I think so. I think she remembered all her investigations. 

R: Ah, childhood.

C: I think that I’m going to-I’m going to call her over.

R: Oh, okay. Do you want me to talk for you, or do you want to be here in person? I think you should talk in person, because right now, she’s feeling sad, and really confused-

C: (interrupting) Don’t you think that she should come here?

R: I-I believe so. She should come over here. Hey, look, Cellbit. Let’s support her-let’s support her. Let’s go get Bagi, okay? Actually, I don’t know where she is.

C: Send her a message telling her to come here.

R: Okay, I’ll send her it on Whatsapp.

C: Tell her to come to her old house.

R: Okay, I’ll send her a pigeon. A messenger pigeon.

C: Good. A Whatsapp.

R: Yes, a Whatsapp. (whistles) Okay. (typing) Hi Bagi. Can I talk to you? It’s important. Hey, I think you should hide your name, hide your name, okay?

C: Yeah. I just did that, uh-huh.

R: Ah, okay, perfect. So she doesn’t know. So we can surprise her, you know? A surprise!

C: Yes.

R: Here’s fucking mini-Cellbit. Okay, and I asked if I could talk to her, okay? And after that, we go with her-or, maybe I could tell her to come here.

C: Tell her to come here. I think that’s better. 

R: Okay.

C: I’m going to-I’m going to put my mini-me-

R: (typing) I need you to come to your old house-though, though, she never showed me this house, she might go to the wrong one.

C: But she’ll know, I think.

R: Okay, so I’ll send a 00101. (typing) Can you come to your old house, the green one-is green “verde” in Portuguese, or how is green?

C: Yes.

R: Yes.

C: It’s “Verde.”

R: Okay. (long pause, then typing) I need you here now, please. Okay, okay maybe she’ll come here.

C: Perfect. Good.

[cominguprosiie]

last rays of the day ☀️☀️☀️

[theclearblue]

Wow...One Piece Film Z is like a MCU movie!! Haha!! Cool...can I go home now...

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Cherryheads when I say that I am so fuckin done with today right now

[twelvegrimmyplace]

Anyone else listen to Sidetracked yet? Curious to hear your thoughts

[scarlettcryptid]

i was telling myself it was okay that i sucked at guitar hero's easy mode at the arcade earlier and that no one was even paying attention to me but then my mom said there were 3 dudes watching me when she walked in

[raskies456]

GRE today…..

[lv56steelix]

by default i'm constantly imagining conversations and social situations where i am either fucking up or the people around me are upset at me. how tf do i channel that into imagining like. a cool sword? or at least people being nice to me instead of hating me ;-;

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Sounds like you've got a right bitch of a co-worker based on those post tags lol

ajfksdljf TT0TT Oh that was like my 3rd version of a post I made. I had to talk myself down and censor myself akljsdflkfa orz

But yes he really is. I cannot stress it enough that everyone hates his guts and he's created such a hostile work environment.

[lokh]

realising that there are interactions i wont have again presenting male vs female

[heavenlydreamangelflyhigh]

fucking up this jamoca cappuccino blast from br while listening to cibo matto. im going to impale myself on yhis straw because i am Half Asleep