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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain
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idk what your all talking about tiktok rules
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I read this in a fic where the pines (+Soos) set up a Christmas tree and decorations and all that. But at the top of the tree instead of a star, it's a Mr. Mystery bobblehead... maybe 👀?
honestly obsessed with this
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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
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lol my uncle at the cursed amulet factory said the quality control has been shit lately like a third of these things are coming off the production line marginally unlucky
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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.
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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.
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