#and im like panicking
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm#Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME#Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son#jason todd#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk?#jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses??#bruce panicking: jason please#Jason: WHO is Jason#Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away#just like old times lol#talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements#talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records.#talia: im just SO proud of my son#bruce crying: please stop#batfamily#batfam#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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Feeling super nice today sooo
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Have da monkeys finding out they’re gonna be parents💃💃
This is just a snippet of the big chapter (or two) this reveal is going to be so take this with a grain of salt of what canon will actually be since there’s definitely more happening behind the scenes👍
I just really like how this came out lol
Sunset Era - Baby Era
First | Next
#lmk#sunset!au#ttm!au#time traveling monkey au#shadowpeach#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#they’re going to be parents your honor#this happens after Wukong stops silently panicking in the corner about the future and instead r#realizes he’s going to be a dad#with Macaaque#and is like Holy Shit#IM GOING TO BE A DAD#YOURE GOING TO BE A DAD#WE’RE GOING TO BE PARENTS#*combusts*#he just starts spinning Macaque around#baby era
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please save me star rail danmarch
#hsr#honkai star rail#marth 7th#dan heng#danmarch#art#fanart#please just kiss#anyone peep that very small danmarch crumb this update#(small spoilers from here)#love how dan heng has been hella quiet in the family chat for the whole ass thing#and as soon as march goes (im panicking help)#hes like (do i need to come down and help? should i come down?)#and himeko has to be all (everyone chill please)#huehuehue dan heng....#i hope he brings his ass down here in the final act
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flirting with garrus in me2 be like
#shakarian#shepard x garrus#garrus vakarian#femshep#commander shepard#look- i love the reach and flexibility conversation so much#but shep was grasping at straws with that one!#i like to imagine her panicking like ''okay- im not gonna get another shot and there's no way I'm broaching it out of nowhere''
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okay but jean having a breakdown post tsc 2 interview and all three of his love interests rushing to him to console him in various ways and it overwhelms him so much he ends up leaving them behind to sit next to neil instead
#no better consolation than a man who will literally tell u how likely a plane crash is when he finds out you're scared of heights#but no neil is so gentle w jean in such a#(vague satisfied noises)#way#im imagining jean super flustered like he was panicking a second ago and then three very beautiful people were like hey omg are you okay??#do you want us to hold you?#and he was like hhhhhhhhh where is the loser who was meant to be by my side forever and ever i need to find him actually#aftg#neil josten#jean moreau#jeaneil friendship save me
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it is insane how normal i am medicated like. you mean this was an option the whole time. what
#theresbeen some hiccups like the first month i started to realize my work drive was 90% fear based#so ivehad to develop like actual work schedule and discipline thats not just 'everyone will hate me if i dont'#but its been working! now getting stuff done actually... feels.... good?#instead of like throwing water over one fire only to run to the next one#like before nothing was ever satisfying. i was always just running around panicked#now im like. okay this is what i have to get done today. yay! i finished it! now i go to bed. okay now its the next day#the only other thing ive noticed is ive become seemingly like. more. autistic acting.#like i get More fixated on my special interests now. i can think about something for hours straight instead of getting guilty and thinking#'oh im being greedy im being lazy with my time i should be doing something productive'
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something something how Bilbo kept his last promise to Thorin, You're going to live
by immortalizing him in a Legend that would rival any of the fair tales of the Elves, he brings Thorin to life again and again and again, whenever he tells the story of Thorin Oakenshield and his Company, saviors of Erebor. Thorin, his friend, doomed by the same dark magick that lurked in the Ring inside his pocket. Thorin who threw off the crown of Thror and instead reached for Bilbo's hand as he died.
the King Under the Mountain who defeated Smaug and Morgoth's accursed gold within the mental labyrinth of heady greed which burned in his mind from a life of poverty and ostracization, and the horrors of being a refugee. the darkest evils meant to corrupt and damn good hearts.
Thorin, who achieved more, who knew more in those fleeting cold moments of his death than most rulers can ever hope to glean from vast fortunes and countless years
You're going to live, it becomes a threat and a curse to the gods, because if Bilbo can't have him then Death can't either, he thinks while scribbling and scribbling.
and so this is how Thorin Oakenshield passes into legend - by the hand of the hobbit he gripped in preference to gold.
#bagginshield#im weeping#lol#bilbo like I an going to Craft a Legend that is so enduring-#a theme tolkien is so good at is: the hero of the story sees or learns someone else the hero of the story#spiderman meme of every character pointing to who the hero is#lotr#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin legit fought til the moment of his death#also its COOL how he was basically a testament to how Sauron could be defeated by no one knew it at the time#but**#and how bilbo picked up the ring lmao#sauron must have had them both on a dart board in the dark realm#I HATE THESE GUYS he says to the ringwraiths like hades and pain and panick
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so 3 idiots walk into a booby trap...
ref below cut you know the drill
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#robot boobs.....waowww........good lort there's wires!!!!#why do i keep putting effort into shitposts i will never know#keep it burning (a&a&a)#pressure#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#p.ai.nter#painter pressure#sebastian solace#every tag that i add makes me more and more scared ngl#dawg i nearly forgot sebastians third arm i panicked so bad trying to add that last second LMAOO#i need 2 get sillier with painters body design i need to give him more flair. yknow.#like im happy with how it's going but i NEED to add more to him. also accidentally gave him the daycare attendant special with his hands#i think im going in a good direction with the cable tails tho! i like how those came out :D#shit wait do i need a suggestive tag. i think i do. sobbing emoji#cw suggestive humor#reallilystuffart
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so anyway happy 2 yr anniversary to the most iconic moment in the som fandom, one that I still think about very frequently. ✨🫶🏻💅🏻
#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#my pookies ♡#jshdgjkdlsgd#i kid you not i crack up every single time i watch this#never gets old#iconic#the setup#the shoulder grab#khao stopping to chew#taynew exiting swiftly#foei freezing then rushing out#first panicking#khao being like its its ok bro we all have g*y thoughts sometimes#an iconic masterpiece ahead of its time#valuable piece of television#put it in a museum#my babies 😩#also im glad that absolutely nothing has changed bc playing kant has made first extra flirty and im here for it#his voices are louder than ever these days#cant believe its been 2 years
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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."
#THE GAYS#guys literally alhaitham would be drunk#with no filter#and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is#i should write this#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#genshin impact#drabble#fluff#they're adorable drunks#your honor#also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has#how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is#i am alhaitham alhaitham is me#kaveh is AAAAAAH#alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty#another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls#shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn#like he could do that#no one would stop him#enter alhaitham panicking#kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet#alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY#A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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more info and refs for the vivimera au gang!
#sorryyyy for not posting for awhile oooopsie!#i was working on these :3 im super super proud of these though#i really like how they came out#i hope people like them! i put alot of thought into these critters and i just love thinking about them ...#paper mario#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#ttyd#chimera vivian#i should really get a real tag for this au .#hmn. maybe later#vivian#vivian ttyd#pm au#yes that is implied vivibella in bellas tattle. btw#i said her tattle for vivian would be really long and panicked !#shes having a moment okay! dont judge her#pls rb if u want i spent so long on the game-accurate art of chimera vivi and the wozard.lol
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(there is no hesitation) i’m gonna claw my eyes out
#yes that was intentional#my god i can’t deal w them rn#IM SO PANICKED WHAT IS HAPPENING#i just want them to be ok..#hhow listens to tma#tma#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#more like elias bastard#jonah magnus#jonathan sims#jon sims#mag 158#tma s4#jonmartin#jmart
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if anyone is able to help me out i'd appreciate it, im still broke as hell. this month has been really difficult for me. i worked a total of 5 days all month and my bank account is in the negatives again after paying bills and getting some living essentials. i dont know how im going to pay my rent like this. i applied to a financial relief fund from a local trans advocacy group but it's going to be a few weeks until anything comes from that. if you have literally anything to spare it would help me out a lot 😭🙏 i feel bad ive been asking for help so often and i know everyone is struggling, im working on getting my life back in order but everything fucking sucks and is difficult right now :( even just spreading this is a huge help
pp: paypal.me/bewearrr vnm: tobias_leviathan
thank you 💕💕
#im looking for a new job but i dont think its gonna happen any time soon :( my current job is fucking miserable#im working on comms to the best of my ability but i can only draw so fast and i dont want to injure myself and its hard to stay motivated#when ur mental health is tanking so hard#my physical health has been tanking too like stress is getting to me so hard i fucking started a period out of nowhere#i havent menstruated in like 10 years legitimately#im so beyond stressed i have to stop myself from panicking all the time#i have a bunch of work coming up this week but its nowhere near full time#they schedule based 'on performance' when youre part time and since im only here one day a week and they put me at the station i hate--#the most its almost inevitable that theyre using this as a way to get me to not be there. i dont think my boss likes me very much.#bc then they can claim my performance isnt good BECAUSE YOU PUT ME ON THE TASK THAT IVE SAID FROM DAY ONE I DONT WANT TO DO
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Bakugou Katsuki for @queenrojpag
happy birthday itz!! ♥
#Boku No Hero Academia#My Hero Academia#bnhaedit#bakugou katsuki#animangaboys#coloring#coloring: bnha#myedits#lowkey panicked cuz i never colored sketches before only official manga caps but AHHHH HOPE YOU STILL LIKE IT ITZ#im sorry its so simple 😭😭
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a jin a day while he is away ♥
day 545 (cr. namuspromised) for @jiniekook✨
#bts#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#btsdaily#jin#seokjin#kim seokjin#jungkook#jeon jungkook#jinkook#userbangtan#dailybangtan#usersan#heyryen#userpat#tuserandi#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#annietrack#usersky#ksjedit#jjkedit#***#*jad#end my life i mean it i miss them so BAD#WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHILE JUNGKOOK IS STILL AWAY ;o;#but also we're so close i feel like im panicking#idk what to do my whole brain is crying
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#mine#aftg#kevin day#andrew minyard#cc#andrew hated it when drunk kevin got like this#screaming crying throwing things panicking. thats the kevin he can handle#but quiet drunk kevin.#the one that stares reverently up at him when he slots his hand against the back of kev's neck#the one that looks at him like a saviour#like he hung the moon and the stars all for kevin#the one that calls him things like 'talented' and 'amazing'#the one that clings to him like a lifeline#thats the drunk kevin andrew couldnt stand#not because he hated him for it#far from it#but because andrew was only a man#his self control could only take him so far when all he wanted to do#was hold kevins face and press their foreheads together and tell him how stupid he was#to share the same air as the drunken prodigy sitting in front of him#leaning close and breathing each other in.#to trace the contours of kevins pretty crying face with more than just his gaze#anyways ANYWAYS sorry if its ooc im tired and wanted kandrew#kandreil is my bread and butter my pride and joy i love it in every form. but.#something about kandrew.#something something projecting#something something saviour complex#dont look at me
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