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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?
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#the last media i consumed was watching my bf play cyberpunk 2077#i feel like johnny silverhand can help me solve many many problems. with the power of Gun and Exlplosive#wait is he the main character...??? either way my problems will be solved by shooting things#WAIT I FORGOT TO SPIN THE WHEEL 'you need to borrow their vehicle' THIS IS LITERALLY FINE I CAN BORROW ANY VEHICLE
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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”
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hey 👉👈 if anyones able to throw a few bucks at me so i can get lunch at work the next few days itd be very much appreciated, I typically spend around $6-$10 a day thanks to my employee discount but im broker than broke rn and just embarrassed myself with a declined card 🙃 literally anything helps i just wanna be able to eat
vnm: tobias_leviathan
pp: paypal.me/bewearrr
#thank you to those who helped me out 🥹🥹 its been a huge help#i need a little bit more to get me through tomorrow unfortunately 😭#god i hope i can get my finances straight soon
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PLEASE let me fuck you i need to level agility
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haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure
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We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Quicksave First? Is Something Wrong With You?
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creepypastas dont scare me because i know that somewhere on youtube theres a video of that creepypasta being in a yaois with another creepypasta and so theyre not scary anymore
#no this is literally the strat to not be afraid of things#just be horny about it#or think about the fact that there are people who are horny about it#and youre cured
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Heard something new in a song I've listened to 200 times
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Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot
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#goodbye skype you will not be missed 🫡#the amount of emotional manipulation and grooming i experienced on that app is insane that was my home i high school and im glad its burning
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Honestly Steven universe had a pretty normal zillennial adolescence, considering he spent most of his time convincing adult women not to kill themselves
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