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my soul shrivels up and dies everytime i see a fic with an amazing plot but it's written in first person
#listen !! to each their own !!! but LIKE .#it pains me sm#everytime someone writes in first person it gives me war flashbacks to cringey wattpad content#i'm sure the fic is good but first person fics are a HUGE dealbreaker for me i'm sorry#i literally cannot and will NOT read a first person pov no matter how desperate i get#and i will DIE on this hill idc#cherry chatter
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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.
You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!
#maybe even Athena introduced them! idk#I mean c'mon. Pen is KNOWN for her weaving AND her Cunning and she basically knew that was Odysseus that was in disguise#Athena had to make Penelope go to sleep because she was sad AND she would've figured shit out.#Idc who Athena favored first but Athena definitely favored Penelope even before she was married. I will die/kill on that hill#everytime I see someone minimize/erase/devalue/etc. Penelope I want to bash my head against the wall.#*bangs pots and pans together in rage*#I think some of you only like Penelope because Odysseus likes her :') not all but... enough that it makes me sad.#like I've noticed some people only like my odysseus posts and not my Penelope ones. and oof. ;~; that tells me a lot😞#like yes. she's a bit of an enigma...AND THAT'S THE POINT. She's so intelligent that she's tricking the narrator/audience AND Odysseus!#Mad rambles#penelope#penelope of ithaca#penelope odyssey#penelope of sparta#Water Wife#odyssey#the odyssey#greek mythology#tagamemnon#athena#epic the musical#shot by odysseus#essay
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I'm sorry but I'm almost in awe of Penelope in season 1, to me just top tier badass bitch shit right there. She's 18 people! Not only did she start a successful gossip column before her debut but she also managed to save Daphne from a disgusting engagement and Colin from a naive and disingenuous one but she did all of it by herself. Also while avoiding discovery from bowstreet runners, the Ton AND The Queen.
The woman is a mogul and you cannot convince me otherwise. She is not perfect, no. But my god is she fkn impressive! It's the 1800's y'all! She's in the highest level of society and one of the most sheltered creatures in that time and she is THE rich husband. I am deadass.
Unpopular opinion but honestly? if I was Colin I'd be grateful for what Pen did, sure it was humiliating to have everyone know like that but she tried to tell him. He dismissed her worries like she was a child and honestly I don't blame her after what Marina said.
It's not so much the brutal way Marina said Pen's love was a fantasy, no. What pissed me with Marina is that she also treated Pen like a child. Someone who was supposed to be her friend and she immediately assumes that Pen is doing what she is doing out of pettiness, when honestly, to me Pen didn't look all that surprised when Marina said that Pen's love was a fantasy. In fact she looked irritated, like that was a given. And I don't think it was Pen's deciding factor but the fact that she knew Marina couldn't love him back is what pushed Pen to write the column.
Pen from the books is well aware that her love is unrequited but it doesn't stop her loving him and wishing him happiness with his future wife. She resigned herself long ago to watch him fall in love with someone else. She believes herself born for him but he was born for another, I think in that scene if you listen to the questions Pen asks, it's never about her, it's always about Colin.
#she was saving him yall#i will die on this hill idc#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#bridgerton netflix#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton season three#luke newton#nicola coughlan#bridgerton s1#penelope x colin#penelope and colin#colin x penelope#penelope bridgerton#pen x colin#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#marina thompson
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Watson being a supportive boyfriend
#genderqueer Holmes#and i will die on this hill#the corset is not accurate and idc#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#acd holmes#granada holmes#my art
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Yin Yu, near tears of exhaustion, in Xie Lian's communication array: Your Highness please come pick up Chengzhu-
Dear tgcf fandom, take this sopping wet Hua Cheng I drew in 30 minutes.
#tgcf#hua cheng#crimson rain sought flower#he's a sopping wet beast#i'll die on this hill#a pathetic simp screaming internally whenever close to Xie Lian#i love him your honor#I wanna pinch his cheeks#Yin yu deserves all the raises#idc how well he is paid#it is not enough#it can never be enough for having to deal with crimson rain sought flower of all people#leves art#yes i practically ever only draw memes these days
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Barbie Girls: Ro(sella)
#Went for slightly more of a masc look because. all of my designs so far have been super femme#barbie#barbie girls#barbie island princess#barbie as the island princess#rosella#barbie rosella#costume design#character design#no concrete story for her but she got stranded on a small island in SEA and ends up in spain because#i will die on the hill that those are the locations in the actual movie idc if its not explicitly said or even if it was
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PSA: All Redacted men like to be shut up via kisses.
Lasko of course is the most obvious but we have also seen this happen with others, just off the top of my head I can also remember Avior, Vincent and of course Guy enjoying this. Which leads me to the only conclusion possible: all of them think this is hot.
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted lasko#redacted avior#redacted vincent#redacted guy#poly.damn.ory#yes this also includes Vega#idc if that would be ooc he would like it and I will die on this hill
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people who’ve only seen hatchetfield: starkid has like practically no gay characters :/
the avp trilogy which has been sitting right there for probably most of their lives and is the foundation of everything:
plus these less explicit more headcanony (but like, BARELY) examples that i really think are worth mentioning as well, i have receipts don’t tempt me i will literally make an entire video about this stuff (and i might actually):
#i will literally fight you over lavender btw#i was tempted to put her in the first category#(i will fight you about ron as well)#also like…#girl nobody Has to watch everything but if they’re gonna make sweeping statements like this and act like authorities Yes they do actually#harry is fruity as hell idc what that incorrect subtitle of scarfy in avps says#(no seriously the subtitle is wrong he says METROSEXUAL i’ll die on this hill)#that man L O V E S zac efron#in fact basically all the men do#starkid#team starkid#avpm#avps#avpsy#avpt#avp trilogy#a very potter musical#a very potter sequel#a very potter senior year#a very potter trilogy#also seamus & dean are canonically polyamorous????#if 'being open to the idea of both dating ginny at the same time' counts#in which case. draco is also canonically polyamorous
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A fanfic idea:
Jason gets triggered by certain words into a soldier the league trained, and Damian tries to figure out if Jason is ظل(zala = shadow, translated by google) his "babysitter" and bodyguard from his childhood.
There is a situation where Damian has to battle someone and is forced to use a single weapon. After thinking about his odds, he chose ظل, because either he is right or wrong (of course, he is right)
Jason is frozen in his spot when Damian starts to say something in arabic. "عليك أن تخدم وتحمي رأس الشيطان. يجب أن تأخذ أنفاسك الأخيرة أثناء حمايتي. أنت جنديي الذي سوف يستمع وينفذ أوامري"
("You shall serve and protect the demon head. Your last breath shall be taken while protecting me. You're my soldier, who will listen and act to my orders", translated by google again).
After Damian finishes, you can see how his opponent just stands there and laughs until blood starts to run out of his mouth because he has a katana sticking out of his stomach. He spits blood and dies and bla bla bla, irrelevant.
The opponent falls to the ground and reveals Jason standing there, looking catatonic, no shine in his eyes, and Damian knew he was right.
However, he doesn't know how to "end" Jasons "soldiers' mode," which causes chaos afterward.
Damian is in school, he will see Jason sitting in a three in a league uniform (Jon is freaked out by it)
Damian is on a mission with the Titans? Well, he ain't going alone
However, Jason freaks everyone out, even his family. It seems like he doesn't need anything except training and Damians' presence.
Jason cooked a feast once, only for Damian, and when Tim tries to take something, he almost loses a hand (Jason did it only for a thread, if he wanted to he would have cut Tim's hand off).
It frustrates Damian so much after a while that he asks Bruce if his mother could come over (of course, Bruce says yes because he wants his son back).
When Talia arrives and she sees the state Jason is in, she talks with Jason on Arabic about "his state".
(Like, "Who are you?" "Your Soldier, my queen", "Who told you to protect Your Prince?" "My Prince himself requested my protection")
And of course, Talia gets Jason to snap out somehow (he pretends to have no memories about this time, but he knows everything).
(I didn't think further, but if you have any ideas, please let me know)
#jason todd#dc#batfam#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#dc universe#comic#talia al ghul#jason al ghul#idc#talia sees jason like a son#this is a hill i'll die on#red hooded soldier#jason protect damian#jason and damian met in the league#i love this hc so much#that they met there i mean#protective jason todd#fanfiction idea#fanfic ideas#ao3#archive of our own
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I saw this post on twitter and I alr had these basically drawn out so I knew I had to do it.
(Also I'm in love with the way they draw the strawhats I love their art sm)
#zosan#fem!sanji#fem!zosan#butch!zoro#one piece sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#one piece#one piece zoro#Idc im tickled by the way I obsess so differently with these two#i actually believe in both looks for sanji as I am a genderqueer sanji truther#She can flawlessly accomplish any look on the gender spectrum and I will die on that hill#zoro could do the same but she doesn't rly are that much
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fifteen wears fitz's leather jacket btw
#i will die on this hill idc#doctor who#revival who#fifteenth doctor#fitz kreiner#eightfitz#edas#wilderness era#dweu#irradiatedbearchewtoy talks
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I swear if I see one more fic where Holmes gets to call Watson by his first name but not vice versa I'm killing someone. Let Him Say Sherlock!!
#I'm sorry I can't keep my silence anymore#obvs not all fics do this and granted I haven't read that many but i swear there is a pattern. why!#he WANTS to say Sherlock i know it!#i will die on this hill idc how stupid it is#Sherlock Holmes#acd holmes#acd sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#acd johnlock
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The Captain/Supernova’s trio LAST moment together (for now) 🥹
#one piece#captain trio#supernova trio#lawlukid#monkey d luffy#trafalgar law#eustass kid#these three CARRIED Wano and I will DIE on that hill!!!#oh and law and kid WILL be back!! idc what the naysayers say!#it’s obvious egghead is meant to be THEIR Sabaody and with Demarco Black cosplaying as the Kid Pirates??#c’mon! if Oda can’t even kill off KINEMON you think he’s killing off someone credited with defeating an EMPEROR?? 🙂↔️
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happy birthday tim drake you will always have the best suits ever
#except fot cass in batgirl 2000#nothing tops the all black costume#but these ate#i'm the biggest bird cape stan to ever live and i will die on the hill that it is the best suit in the world idc#(i'm also a big fan of the cowl but yall are not ready for that)#tim drake#robin#red robin
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Alternative Bat ship names
Some of the batship names leave much to be desired (as I somewhat mentioned here )I wanted to propose some new ones or bring awareness to ones I think should be more popular! My credentials are that I was a part of the RWBY fandom back in 2015 so
Pairing: Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon
Original: DickBabs
Alternative: Nightwatch
"DickBabs" is not that bad tbh but also not at all creative. “Nightwatch” Was something I first saw on Spotify as a ship playlist name and thought it fit perfectly. "Night" is the first part of Dick’s hero name and watching the BatFam during patrol is kinda Barbara’s whole job description so it combines them both beautifully
Pairing: Bruce Wayne and Selena Kyle
Original: BatCat
Alternative: Thieves Crusade
“BatCat” just feels too much like “CatDog” and I don’t want to associate them with that. Now the easy choice is to go "Black Cat" As it still fits them but that's not that much better creativity wise. "Thieves Crusade" Is fairly self explanatory with Selena being the thief and Bruce being the caped Crusader but is also Selena’s goal in a way
Pairing: Tim Drake and Stephanie Brown
Original: TimSteph
Alternative: Ultra Violet
Again, “TimSteph” isn’t the worse but it’s just so bland. "Ultra Violet" Is the name of an energy drink which while mostly fanon based does remind me of Tim and Violet is a shade of purple which is Stephs favorite color
Pairing: Damian Wayne and Nika
Original: DamiNika
Alternative: Knightshade
I just don't like the way "DamiNika" sounds. "Knightshade" would be said the same as "Nightshade" which is a poisonous plant. Damian is the heir to the mantle of the Dark Knight(something he use to point out often) and Nika's whole powers surround death so I feel like it can apply to them both
Pairing: Conner "Kon" Kent and Cassandra Cain
Original: KonCass
Alternative: Star-Crossed
"KonCass" could be worse but it also could be better, it also is a bit too close to "KonCassie" for me which is a whole other ship. "Star-Crossed" Is a bit more of a stretch but my reasoning is that DC had set their relationship to fail from the beginning so the phrase itself fits and also one of the only "dates" we really see of them in canon is when Kon takes her into the sky to see the stars and the clouds(Kon is also half ailen which can kinda apply here)
If anyone knows some other good ones please share! I'm not even saying these are particularly great, In fact I’m aware they’re not, but I just miss the fun shipnames so bad:(
#I can't remember who the playlist was by I'm sorry#it didn't have many songs but it was still pretty good#I do like BruTalia tho#so that ones fine#dc comics#ship names#alternative#this is my opinion#not serious#timsteph#dickbabs#batcat#koncass#daminika#idc what anyone says Kon and Cass were cute and I will die on this hill#he called her batbabe#thats freakin adorable#These names may be lame but eh#live laugh love#bring back fun ship names 2024#might delete later#edit: Gravebird is apparently a less common shipname for DamiNika and I love it
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EVERYONE SHUT UP
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT LUCIFER
Despite being divorced, he still wears his wedding ring 🥺
#“its the wrong hand or finger!” idc and idk bcuz i dunno what hand irs supposed to go on#IT'S A WEDDING RING AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel notes
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