#i will die on this hill idc how stupid it is

[22ndnervousbreakdown]

I swear if I see one more fic where Holmes gets to call Watson by his first name but not vice versa I'm killing someone. Let Him Say Sherlock!!

[haysprite]

Yippee, Susie Headcanon time! This isn't even close to all of the HCs I have for her, just like with the other three, but some of em are like super specific or are Joey/Susie related (which I'm saving for later teehee), but this'll have to do! As per usual, this is my interpretation of her character, blah blah blah, whatever, let's get to em <3

• AuDHD REAL (y’all should expect this by now)

• Has a special interest in plushies/stuffed animals and the 80s/90s My Little Pony shows/toys

• Is really quiet and shy when you first meet her, but once she grows to like and trust you, her personality shines a lot more! She’s a lot more talkative, bubbly, and loves to mess around with you!

• It takes her a while to warm up to people, though, and often finds it hard to trust others unless Julie or Joey are already friends with the person

• Looks up to Julie big time, who’s always been her cool, older role model

• She’s a BITER lmfao, it's her main way of showing affection as off putting as it can be for some people. It’s also a great way for her to get people to back off, since who tf wants to get bit. Tries not to do it as much since she got her braces, but sometimes she just can’t help herself

• Will hide her hands in her hoodie sleeves and whack the hell out of people

• Was really insecure about her braces at first, and got teased about them quite a bit at school. She still gets insecure about em every once in a while, but Julie, Joey, and Frank all make her feel a lot better about having them, so she tries to have fun with them by choosing fun colors every time she gets her bands replaced

• Has an extensive plushie collection! Her favorites consist of a lil black n white cat, a seal, and a worn out teddy bear

• Also has a collection of MLP merch, most of which were gifts from Julie

• Rarely ever seen without a hoodie or some sort of jacket on, both out of comfort and cause she gets cold very easily

• Her room is covered in random art supplies just laying about, and her desk is stained with a shit ton of paint

• Rarely ever stood up for herself when she got bullied, she just had a really hard time with this, so most of the time Julie or Joey would come help her out. Being a part of The Legion helped her gain a bit more confidence outside the mask, however, so she started standing up for herself more often

• Has the most energy of the group, and is practically always bouncing in her seat wanting to do something, whether it's just talking to her friends or going out and actually doing something

• Despite all her energy, though, she will CRASH at the end of the night, and it is IMPOSSIBLE to wake her up until morning, as she’s a very heavy sleeper and will sleep through just about anything

• Owns a lot of clothes with cats on em :3c She just really loves cats

• She’s a nail biter, so Julie started painting Susie’s nails so that she’d stop biting them as much

• Heavily dislikes the holidays, since they tended to feel super lonely and depressing for her growing up. She just felt like she got jipped for most of them, and got pretty jealous seeing how happy other people compared to her.

   • Struggles a lot in school, so she tends to get Julie’s and Joey’s help a lot, and sometimes they’ll have little study sessions just to help her out. She excels in her art and English classes though

• She knows a little bit of French! She’s not at ALL fluent, but she can read, speak, and understand some here and there

• Either has to work in dead silence or with her favorite music on, there is no in-between

   • Whenever she’s not at school or out n about with her friends, she loves to spend time alone in her room working on her art 

   • Has a little diary that she writes EVERYTHING down in, including some of the most insignificant details about her day. Nobody’s allowed to look inside it, not even Julie. She made the mistake of bringing it to school once, and just barely managed to grab it back from some girl who snatched it from her before the girl got to read any of it

 • Hates coffee with the PASSION, she thinks it's absolutely disgusting. She’s not a big fan of tea, either, but she does enjoy milk tea

• She enjoys reading, and has a few books that she loves to reread over and over again

• Loves to bug her friends a lot, and will find little things to do that’ll annoy them without making them upset at her

• She tries REALLY hard to fit in, especially within The Legion, and wants to prove to her friends how cool she actually is. Of course, the other three already love her dearly, but sometimes she doubts herself and thinks she has to try harder despite not even needing to try at all in the first place

• After finding out that Julie liked Frank, she bugged Joey to get him to tell her if Frank liked Julie back. After getting this confirmation, Susie annoyed the HELL out of Frank nonstop about this, and always called him out whenever she caught him staring at Julie or somethin, much to Frank’s annoyance

• She was the one who made the friendship bracelets for the group, and she was SOOOO excited to give them to everyone, since she spent quite some time making them

[tanjir0se]

Writing my own comic is really fun because I don’t know how to draw or pose or do character design or lay out comic pages or write a comic but I do have a sketchbook and a desire to create my very own white haired anime boy and so here we are

[stelashe]

Just because it is what it is doesn't mean it's right doesn't mean it can't change

[wrathofrats]

No but have you thoughts about Aether/Mountain today? Or Alpha/Omega? Or Mist/Sunshine?

Jimothy… Jimmy even … my beloved… my mutual….. i spent an unnormal amount of time yesterday gushing about how fucking cute alpha and omega are

I will start with them bc I have thoughts on the others but YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY OBSESSION WJTG THEM.

I just ??? Old alpha and omega, like current era grandpas and they’re still so fucking in love it’s absolutely sickening. It makes some of the other ghouls gag to watch them because they just stare in each others eyes and giggle.

And they’re absolutely the abbey parents. They are mom and dad. And the ghouls call alpha mom simply because it’s funny ok please imagine someone asking omega something and he goes “go ask mom”

“Why do I have to be mom???”

“Well you called me d-“

“Nvm”

Or imagine big strong grumpy no emotions alpha just melting and blushing when omega gives him a kiss on the cheek???? Just softens whenever he’s in the room????

I love these two

Cut for length but I have thoughts on the others as well

Aether and mountain are the current mom and dad idc. They are there to take care of their stupid dumbass kids and make sure they don’t die. Obviously aether is mom and mountain is dad I will die on this hill

Like I just think they’re so domestic. Mountain bringing in stuff from the greenhouse for aether to cook with and aether using his quintessence to soothe his aching muscles after working hard all day

They’re stupid fucking soft for each other.

Oh and mist and sunshine??

Mist has a lot of fun with her I think

It’s an interesting balance. Mist being more quiet and irritable and a bit aloof, but sunshine being loud and energetic and extremely nice all the time? They’re a fun combo. Sunshine makes it her goal all the time to make mist laugh at her stupid antics, bringing her into the fun, while sometimes mist has to calm her down and relax her after she’s a bit worked up.

[tsbs-ship-hate-confessions]

Honest to God there is nothing more hypocritical of a bunch of whiny proshippers complaining about hate

yet preach free speech as long as they get to jerk off to kids getting fucked by their parents.

The hypocrisy is appalling.

'oh oh proshipping doesn't mean that stuff anymore, we're Clearly anti censorship oh oh the horrors of being called a creep for making celestialcest smut and giggling about siblings diddling each other. but we totally don't glorify dark topics why would you say such a thing'

like pick a fucking struggle. deal with the consequences of your actions. None of this is okay.

And mind you, this is coming from someone who is a major proponent of dark fiction. people should get to write whatever fucked up shit they want to. coping, venting, idc the reason

but you cannot honest to God be stupid enough to assume you're not a walking red flag. No one owes you trust that you're 'doing it for the right reasons' or 'don't support the morally stripped content' just like how you don't have to owe anyone an explanation. That street goes both ways

It's even stupider, when these fucks are all like 'u should clearly know I don't condone this'. I'm sorry, are we all a hivemind now? Are we above communication? It literally cost nothing to add a note of 'hey btw I think this shit isn't okay in case you can't read the room'. if ppl decide to assume bad faith after that then that's on them. but being a fucking mule about it? really? thought we were supposed to be adults here

speaking of which

"Children shouldn't be reading this anyway, My audience is smarter than that" ok thanks for infatizing and being ablest. nothing says fun like attempting to grow and try new things regardless of learning disabilities. or do you think we all roll over and die before highschool?

Also are we gonna brush past the part where the sun and moon show is literally made with kids in mind? Why again are we so desperate for smut over a show literally built around found family? 'everyone here is so immature' yeah bud, it takes one to know one. we were all kids. all of us were the newbies of the internet at one point. I ain't saying ya gotta hold anyone's hand or babysit but is throwing a hissy fit over finding spiders in a jar labeled spider the hill you really wanna die on? if you don't like it, leave

you literally preach that same shit yet seldomly follow your own advice.

Actually, let's go a step further: you're not welcomed here anymore than the gore anons are

P.S.

The reason why murder and gore is more acceptable than pedophilia smut is because one of these attracts actual predators. Porn is still porn at the end of the day, whether it's video or a picture, or words. and if it's on a screen it will fuck your head up the same way you can't have just one cigaret. it's always 'one more can't hurt' until it's an addiction you cannot escape from. And once someone is in that cycle, it gets worse. because soon the same thing that got rocks off doesn't work anymore. so then you find something stronger to get that high. then you have to find another stronger way to get that same effect

And that is exactly how convicted pedophiles go from using fictional kiddy porn to actual csem. There is actual fucking evidence for this shit with neurobiology and psychology to back it up

TL;DR violent video games don't create serial killers because people can only have a dopamine addiction. video game addiction is like sugar addiction Porn however can most definitely create pedophiles and rapist because of the involvement of dopamine, oxytocin, norepinephrine, vasopressin. porn addiction is like meth or heroin

These 2 are Not remotely comparable to the other 2

ALL, actions have consequences. It does not matter if you are a celebrity, or a fic author with 3 views. You are not an exception, and you feed the machine that gets kids groomed, trafficked, and even killed when you choose to sexualize and normalize pedophilia and incest.

So if you're getting shamed for getting giddy over shipping shit like Killcode and Bloodmoon or Sun and Dazzle. maybe you should think long and hard about why that is.

This is so much bigger than fighting over 'making dolls kiss'.

Get the fuck out of a fandom filled with kids before you get someone hurt

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[angiiepaniic]

hiii giving you an excuse to talk about your bill because i also like him a lot and know your pain about never being able to talk about him. so heres your divine excuse to ^-^ i wanna hear

AAAA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE this will be VERY LONG and VERY RAMBLY so like u asked for this (thank u btw ur my first ask)

man idek where to like start :,D

(should note that this is mainly a modern rendition but sometimes i picture us in his world too so it goes either way, really :3)

if you want me to elaborate on anything then just lmk! (that goes for anyone who wants to)

OH OH ok so i’ve been REALLY getting into the band sleep token and there’s like 4 songs that remind me of him and as a result CANNOT stop listening to them (namely rain, give, mine, and telomeres - i highly recommend them!)

bill will listen to just about anything music wise but has a particular soft spot for things like blues, country, and some older rock like billy joel (also really likes soul and r&b like h.e.r. and muni long but will never admit it) — but generally, in his eyes, if it’s a good song it’s a good song, regardless of genre or artist.

he’s even more open with food, like, he will eat anything in front of him even if he doesn’t like it - just how he was raised. he doesn’t have any set favourites besides some southern classics (he will eat 25 servings of mac n cheese in one sitting if u let him)

i on the other hand am VERY iffy with food and find it hard to eat a lot of things, but we know each other so well now that bill will just eat off my plate sometimes (with consent ofc)

he’s not the best cook but is an absolute GRILL MASTER. all gang cookouts are held at his place (and pearson can’t decide if that’s insulting or not)

we spend like 90% of our time just relaxing together, but he does boxing on the weekends to (and i quote) ‘’stay strong for his lady’’

very protective, ABSOLUTELY the jealous type - not in a toxic way, just a bit grumpy sometimes (as always, this is bill we’re talking about)

he’s SO pleasant to be around. we have the same awful humour, the same love languages (we’re both so touch starved that we cling to each other like a curse)

he can be a bit a of a bastard with all the playful teasing but i do the same so it’s an even battleground. i can call him stupid and it’s fine, anyone else does and im THROWING HANDS (and so will he, probably) — and in turn, he’s the only one who can call ME stupid or HE will throw hands while i cry in the corner LMAO

the modern stuff doesn’t have very specific lore, just some cross-dimensional shenanigans. most of it is just based around my actual day-to-day and how i think we’d be living together — but i have a bunch of little aus! got a goth one, got a biker one (one of my personal faves), got a gender bend one because i’ll be damned if bill can’t ALSO be my girlfriend

when i imagine us in the red dead universe i refuse to let him have the bad ending he gets canonically - my funky little brain says that everyone’s healthy and happy in a little ranch or settlement somewhere because that’s what EVERYONE deserves (except micah)

i know most people view him as gay, but i personally headcanon him as pansexual and into everyone regardless of gender because I feel like that fits him quite well

he really is quite loveable, just sometimes he has trouble showing it - but he’s getting better. his ‘i love you’s come out as random hugs, random compliments, and endearing nicknames (as embarrassing as it is i imagine his go-to is calling me bunny :3)

we’re both kinda insecure so sometimes we have a back-and-forth but it’s compliments. i’ve been telling him every day that he’s wonderful and amazing and the best and that his belly’s one of my favourite things and i will DIE on that hill idc how much he complains.

ik that if he was reading the above paragraph he’d look at me and go ‘’BUT YOU COMPLAIN LIKE THAT TOO’’ and yk what he’s right - but that’s why we have each other

our relationship is very healing for the both of us. we both get the love we need and deserve after being deprived of it for so long, and genuinely we’re happier for it. i got out of a lot really bad habits thanks to him, and i’ve been doing my best to help him too <3

[0shewrites0]

Okay Rae, it’s my turn to ask questions— TOBY?????

What are our chances of a lil redemption fic where he makes the right choice and pies Amelia???

Bestie, I’m FUMING AFAGSHSHDJJF 😭😭😡

Look, I’ve seen people say it but I never wanted to believe it. Now, stupid me because they were right: MC is not the MC of this season. No, it’s stupid fricking Amelia and I’ll die on this hill URGH

The way her head gets turned by literally every new boy is so annoying. First she wanted Roberto because she knew he wanted us and she got him because I wasn’t into him. Then she got the ick and ran head first into the next wall (the wall = Marshall. Obviously). I CONSTANTLY told her I didn’t think he was trustworthy and whatnot and she never wanted to listen. Well, guess what? Turns out he’s the second dude to give her the ick and I’m so OVER it.

The worst part of it all is definitely how Toby was literally choking on his own saliva for her 🤢🤢🤢

At first I thought he was doing the same thing as Lucas when he took MC as the last person on a date because he wanted to save the best till last, ya know?

Yeah no. That was me hoping and getting outed as a clown straight away, yay. Karma is a bitch.

I chose to make Lewie a bit jealous on my date with Toby and honestly? The things he said made my heart flutter a little. I DO NOT want to believe that he said what he said without it meaning anything. I REFUSE to believe that. Not to mention he’s literally my dream LI 😭😩

- his blue eyes 😩

- the fact that he thinks there’s nothing better than late night gym sessions 🥵 (please, that’s something I do so often and it’s srsly the best)

- his chest ugh, shoot me dead. Now. I’m such a sucker for a big ass chest idc

- he wants a big family I’m going to cry

- literally the only thing that’s missing is tatts (but like, those neck and throat and back of the head pattern-tattoos, chest tattoos and at least tattooed arms all the way down to the fingers)

This is literally my faceclaim for him:

Fabien Tietjen

Anyway, Snog Marry Pie:

I mean, I’m flattered that quite a few of the islanders wanted to marry me (Lewie, Elliot, Bella) but WHERE WERE MY SNOGS??? Wtffff?? And again, Amelia Ratmelia got kissed by basically all of them, how unfair is that?

When Toby snogged Amelia I was like, okay so maybe that means he’ll marry me 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 I basically died inside when he “cupped her face gently”, I’m telling you. It was absolutely, positively brutal. AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEE IN FRONT OF AMELIA!!??? Are you fucking kidding me? He’s the only one who broke the rules and he chose to do so with Amelia? It sucks. No, it doesn’t just suck, it actually hurt me so bad.

Also, the fact that I didn’t even have the chance to snog Toby OR marry him OR pie Roberto after the latter was a complete prick? No, I was forced to pay 17 gems to do so? Like hell I was going to pay those bahahaha what are they even thinking? I’m so pissed, I didn’t even want to finish the volume. And I’m not sure I’m going to play the last episode until I’ve calmed down a little.

But is there a chance I’ll whip out a little redemption/fix-Toby fic? FUCK YEAH. I’m not taking this lying down.

[scriberated]

Bridgerton S3 Part 1 Thoughts

TLDR: Worst season to date.

Specifics/spoilers below the cut.

In no particular order:

The costuming is awful - and I don't just mean historically inaccurate, cause they weren't the 1st two seasons either and I wasn't expecting them to be. Pretty much everything is either ugly or blatant product placement or both, with very few exceptions.

The Featheringtons are funny as shit and possibly the greatest redeeming quality of this season.

Too many subplots. Way too many. Mondritchs, Violet & Lord Anderson, Benedict and his FWB situation, Cressida & Eloise, Francesca (I understand they're setting up her season so I get it but it's a lot of screen time to spend on someone who isn't supposed to be the MC this season).

Collin did not do enough groveling.

Debling and Penelope are both hypocrites and ill-suited to each other. Both claimed they wanted a practical match with someone they could be companionable with but inevitably didn't work out because Debling wasn't okay with Penelope being in love with someone else (odd for someone who wasn't seeking love) and Penelope claimed she was resolved to a practical match but was actually hoping for love the whole time.

Considering they're supposed to get glow ups for their season, Collin's… wasn't it. His hair was awful and so was all the botox/lip flip. The coat was acceptable but felt very out of place.

They did make me sympathize with Cressida, which I didn't think was going to be a thing. I like her and Eloise together. Even if they don' t make it canon, I ship it a little bit.

The Balloon was the DUMBEST thing this whole season. The whole scene felt forced and insanely slow - like Pen had a whole 84 years to get out of the way, and it did not feel nearly as dire as they tried to make it out to be.

The soundtrack was the best thing about this whole season.

While I appreciate the parallel between Cressida and Penelope - both in their third season, practically on the shelf, facing dire futures - it didn't land the way it could have. Felt like a wasted opportunity.

Benedict and his FWB situation is annoying and stupid and was given entirely too much screen time.

Mama Bridgerton is canny and I love her for it. The blatant "oh btw Penelope is getting proposed to tonight" to kick Collin's butt into gear is fabulous even if it was obvious.

Brimsley and the Queen's relationship is still my favorite. Besties 4 Life.

I love Francesca and John just sitting together in contented silence. <3 Big fan.

Collin's attempts at being a rake didn't land. Like, if they were intending to do it as a way of showing him trying to be someone he isn't, it felt very forced and flat. Collin's characterization this whole season honestly feels very flat. It almost feels like he is still adrift, not invested in the stakes of the season.

Eloise calling on Cressida during calling hour is Gay and I will die on that hill.

Collin writing regency erotica is eternally funny to me. I see many potential AUs of him being a romance novelist and Penelope being his unwitting muse.

The Queen's wigs getting more and more ridiculous just absolutely sent me. The swans?? How did that even work mechanically? Like I'm all for some creative license but come on.

The Queen striking out three seasons in a row with her matchmaking is hilarious but also kind of sad.

Eloise and Cressida in the box during the last ball? GAY. I like them together. I know Eloise is supposed to wind up with someone else (Sir Phillip?) but GD they have chemistry.

Idc about Danbury's feud with her brother. It's so out of left field. Like I know they're maybe trying to build up to Violet finding someone to... tend to her Garden (and that person being Marcus) but it just feels... bleh. Unnecessary.

Portia Featherington is a shit mother and she deserves to be slapped.

I'll give them props for the increased representation - it was nice to see HOH/Deaf & disabled representation, even if it felt a little... token-y? I'm hoping there will be more so it will level out.

The carriage scene. Was it steamy? Yes. I'll give it to them. Luke and Nicola have great chemistry. But did Collin earn that??? After ruining her prospects and then literally ruining her???? No. His proposal immediately afterwards felt impulsive and lust driven instead of love driven, maybe even duty driven since he 'ruined' her. And we saw way more of him being into her than we did of her being into him, I felt like.

Overall... rushed, too crowded by subplots, flat, and frankly disappointing. I really hope they bring it back around come part two but the teaser honestly just makes it seem like it's going to be more of the same. It's missing the charm of the first two seasons - or of the Queen Charlotte spinoff, which I really enjoyed.

[romanticatheartt]

Is there a book (or a few) that you absolutely hate? Like you gave it 1 star and thought you wasted your time on it?

Lmao when I read this ask the first book that came to my mind was November 9 by CoHo... (And then I checked and realised there's only 2 books that I've gave 1 stars.)

You have no idea how much I HATE this book. The first time I read it was maybe 4 years ago and I read it in one day because well I was enjoying it. But then I reached the plot twist... I've never EVER hated something so bad. After that everything went down hill so fast and I wanted to die but I also couldn't stop reading because I was hoping Fallon to scream at Ben to go fuck himself and call the fkn cops but nope... The stupid girl had to get a fkn tattoo for him and get him back with open arm. (idc it took her one or two years to forgive him and all that, I will never be as braindead as her)

This is the very first book I hated... so I will never forget it lol

The second book is The Duke and I by Julia Quinn. Like I don't even have to say anything about this one... It took me off guard because I didn't expected something like this to happen and I was disgusted. Absolutely disgusted. (What gets me is in the show they didn't even tried to remove that scene. Like babe you've already change so many thing but you wanted to stick to this scene? Although the show handled it much better than the book I'm ngl)

But I normally read books for fun and barley give books 1 star because even tho I might've not enjoyed it, the author wrote this book and spend time on it. I think I can't bring my self to give 1 star. Beside if I hate a book I just dnf yk. I won't stick around till the end and then hate myself, the book, the author and the publisher who allowed that shit to get published💀

[angelmichelangelo]

Hey you know would be fun? You could rank your favorite to least favorite iteration of each of the four boys. Btw sorry for all these asks lol

OH THAT WOULD BE FUN!! don’t be sorry i haven’t had asks in months so it’s all good friend! okay here we go:

starting with leo.

least favourite leo would for SURE be the bayverse version. now.. i am the Few that actually enjoys those movies (sue me, they came out when i was first getting into tmnt so they hold some nostalgia value) but ive mentioned before my gripe with bayverse!leo just because he’s so narrow minded and so set aside from mike, raph and don. it feels like he’s their awkward older cousin that lives with them rather than a brother. bayverse!leo get in the bin. michael bay, you can join him whilst he’s there, actually. why did you do my boy dirty like this, huh?

my favourite leo would be 2003! i just really enjoy his storylines! i like that he’s far from perfect! i think he’s well written and he is a good balance of all the ingredients that make leo Leo!! plus leosagi <33333

now raphael.

least favourite version of raph would be.. rise? this is hard because like i said in my last ask, i genuinely enjoy all versions of raph! i’m just gonna say raph just because i like it when he has his typical anger issues. UGH but it’s so hard because he’s so Eldest Daughter in rise. it’s official: i do not have a least favourite raph. it is simply impossible. even bayverse!raph is good lol

favourite raph is easily 2012. sean austin the man that you are, that is MY raphael. as an anger issues girlie i just relate to this raph. he loves his brothers and i will die on the hill that is defending him with every breath i have. we love 2012 in this house and we love 2012 raph even more.

donnie’s turn!!

gonna be super duper controversial with this one so im putting on bubble wrap to protect myself but least favourite donnie is… rise. oops. HEAR ME OUT!! i am totally fine with others liking rise don. i get the appeal. but my heart will forever love gentle, soft, sweet donnie, and whilst the change up in rise is COOL as hell, i just can’t with the sarccy, cold, snarky version of him. (plus i have a LOOOOT to say about ahem. certain stereotypes when it comes to writers creating canonically autistic characters but that’s another rant for another time) ONCE AGAIN!! i still enjoy his character!! but i just don’t find him to be my favourite.. okay swiftly moving on lol

favourite donnie is EAAAASSILY 2007 don. he’s basically a side character in that movie alongside mike but BOY OH BOY he’s just so fantastic. he’s so fun. i could write essays about how he held that stupid family together. give him a medal. give him the moon idc he deserves it. 2007 is a winner

and now for my golden boy, michelangelo

least favourite mikey? im probably gonna go with mutant mayhem???? again, i enjoyed his character and i think his va was like perfect! but he was pretty underutilised in that movie and im really desperately hoping that he’s bumped up from background comic relief to something more in the show and sequel. he’s only on the bottom of the list because he didn’t really do much in the movie except nearly die lol rip

favourite mikey? idw. bodies all the rest of the turtles in every iteration. idw mikey is funny, clever, smart, has great storylines plus we get my meat and potatoes woodyangelo. that’s all i really ever need lol. plus idw mikey checks splinter and that’s like. the best. put that rat DOWN mike !!!

[real-total-drama-takes]

you know what? no. fuck this. im sick of all of the recent tophabe and chtwt bashing on this blog . i’m enraged at all this hate for tophabe , the way we’re all precieved as thirsty delusional fujoshis for just shipping two skinny boys makes me sick. (sorry for not shipping a mixed weight ship like t*phfucius) personally, i immediately side eye tophabe antis. it’s disturbing how you seem to harbor so much hate in your heart for what’s considered a comfort ship for many queer/neurodivergent minors. (and that’s not even getting into how so many of those minors identify/relate to both abe and topher) why can’t you just let people enjoy things?! it’s already bad enough that we had to suffer through the rise of jo*nabe, now you all treat us like perverted outcasts just because our tophabe elders called it yaoi and made f*tish art of it in the past? (as everyone hasn’t consumed yaoi of their favorite ch mlm otp at some point ) is this really the hill you want to die on?! you’re all clearly jealous that tophabe has 10x as many fan works as all of your OTPs combined so maybe you should ask yourselves why you hate queer people so much whenever you make your little “tophabe and it’s fans are cringe and stupid” posts. we are not cringe. we are never going away. (i apologize to the 4 clone high fans who go on this blog this doesnt reflect my views on tophabe i just thought it was funny lmao)

also td take for legal reasons: alenoah is better than alecody but only if im allowed to use slippery slopes in my argument otherwise idc about either of them

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[average-dilf-enjoyer]

idc what y'all say, the term "make love" is not cringe and i will die on this hill. i've always thought it was a really sweet term that makes sex more about love and emotional intimacy. "fucking" can be a really crass way of describing soft, loving sex when you use it wrong (which is very easy to do), and i feel like "making love" describes it a lot better. just like how rough/angry sex would obviously not be called making love, because that's not really a good way to describe it. sex falls on a spectrum. it can be rough, soft, loving, angry, passionate, indifferent, the list goes on. and you can't use one or two words to describe all of that. not all sex is just fucking. not all sex is just sleeping together. sometimes it's making love. obviously everyone has their preferences and it's okay if you don't like it, but i feel like the whole internet has unanimously agreed that's it's stupid but it's really not.

[aizenat]

You know what, fuck it. Taylor is a good lyricist and tbqh it shows. And taking goofy lyrics out of context to dunk on her is basic because Ben Shapiro does that shit to black artists and rappers all the time and it’s lazy, like the ppl in the 2010s doing that with Nicki lyrics on something like stupid hoe as if she didn’t have an entire discography of songs with much better verses and rhymes than that. Anyone can do it to make anyone seem like a shitty songwriter.

I get not liking Taylor and not vibing with her music. It’s very hit or miss with me and I will die in the hill that midnights is one of her worst albums and fans pretending otherwise are delusional.

But this album is just good. Is it great or perfect or life changing? No but it’s good and does what it sets out to do. And her lyrics are very good with this album and it’s obvious she put more care and consideration into them with this album. The actual music and melodies are again a bit mid and interchangeable song to song, but the lyrics keep me listening each time. And that’s a huge get imo because few people have lyrics in a way where I’m going to listen to a mid song just to see what they’re saying.

Taylor is a storyteller, and it’s through the lyrics she tells stories. Don’t like the stories all you want idc but pretending she doesn’t have a knack for it just because you don’t understand the (very unearned lol) hype around her is really just basic as hell imo. I’m like reminded of the goth kids from South Park or the emo song from the 00s where hating on anything mainstream is the point more than if anything is actually good or if you like it.

The cycle of ppl hating on Taylor because well she’s Taylor just riles up her fans more and gets them to act psychotic and extra to defend her and it’s like she’s not worth all that. Don’t like her then just stfu and guess what? The fans are the only ones talking about her and she doesn’t get that much attention! Which is what you want! When you instead make post after post bitching about ppl liking an album, all you do is hype the fans up and get them making more of a big deal and straight lying about how good she is. You’re literally part of the problem of hyping Taylor up to be more than she is all because you want to hate on her.

Know what I do when I don’t like them? I dead them. They don’t exist to me. And typically they go away. And even if they don’t, they have zero impact on my life and when ppl mention them I’m like “sounds like something you just made up anyway moving on” and guess what I don’t have to think about them ever again. Funny that.

Yall make Taylor bigger than she should be by hating on her. She should have went away by 2011, but Kanye jumped on stage to give her some hate and ppl have been obsessively defending her since. Ignore her and leave her alone shit!

[cxsmicvega]

Fuck it I'm autistic, horror is a special interest, and I'm grumpy as shit. I'm ranting about this shit, warning cause I am straight admitting I'm being slightly gatekeepy about horror stuff. I promise it is with good reason, I am not just being an asshole to be an asshole.

ALSO HEAVY DISCLAIMER DON'T FUCKING HARASS THE ORIGINAL POSTER, THEY'RE STUPID BUT IT IS NOT YOUR CIRCUS AND CERTAINLY NOT YOUR MONKEYS. LEAVE IT BE, HAVE A SNACK, PET A CAT.

Disclaimers out of the way, shit like this has been in the corner of my vision for years now. The nagging, itching thing of this kind of shit heavily polluting horror media spaces. And I am about to sound like a conspiracy theorist, I'm about to go all game theory here

It is 100% because of the horror for kids push.

I refuse to believe otherwise, and do not get me wrong, there are some AMAZINGLY made horror for kids stuff! Coraline is beautiful, FNAF was good in it's hay day, Poppy Playtime had a LOT of potential, Monster House is a work of art idc what anyone says it is my SHIT

But as a whole the horror for kids push that happened after FNAF got so popular has been...

Bad. It's been bad. It has done awful things to the horror medium and I want it to die so bad I hate it. Because every possible good Horror For Kids game I see gets turned to fucking dust by the developers who get a taste for that sweet sweet edgy 12 year old money and chase that instead of making their fucking shit. Poppy Playtime with their shit NFTs, FNAF should've died YEARS ago, Bendy and the Ink Machine had a great start but absolutely royally fucked it all up chasing after a fucking game theory, and do NOT get me started on Hello Neighbor I will SCREAM about it.

I want kids to explore dark topics at their own pace, imo it is INCREDIBLY important to very gently introduce children to dark and often scary topics (to a point ofc) so they have a chance to develop the emotional skills to deal with such things. But the thing so many people completely miss is

HORROR IS INTRISICALLY FUCKING QUEER.

You take the queerness out of horror and what you're left with is just...fucking soulless to be honest with you. Whether it's straight plain old El Gibity queer or exploring kink or mental illness, queerness is intrinsically tied to every cult classic, every box office horror darling, every stephen king book, every silent hill game, all of it. You cannot take queerness out of this genre, you cannot sanitize it to just make it all nice and pretty for kids while ignoring the values of horror itself. And obviously, queerness needs to be shown to kids, full stop, so these attempts make everything even MORE lifeless and dull.

Horror is about making the right people uncomfortable. It is taking things the "average person" (cishet, able bodied, white, etc) find scary and shoving it in their throat. Reminding them they are not safe from these things they fear so deeply, they cannot hide behind their white picket fences and pretend "oh well it couldn't be OUR neighborhood", they cannot go through life expecting nothing tragic to ever happen because bad, horrific things can and do happen to everyone, they cannot "pray away" all of the things they see as flaws that are simply who someone is, they cannot ignore their traumas despite how much they try, and they certainly can't keep a curious kid away from something dark.

Things that capture a childs attention like Slenderman (throwback for those my age lol), the Backrooms, Analogue Horror, things specifically and fully NOT made for kids that very clearly stick around much better than any shallow cash grab that claims to be for kids.

And it leads to shit like this, it leads to horror being so fucking sanitized and basically an aesthetic rather than a fucking art form. It leads to people not having a lick of proper understanding of the genre, you get sanitized dried up garbage that's fed into people's brains because in the effort of conservatives to sanitize everything and anything of queerness it is consistently ruining any art we have made for ourselves.

It's infuriating to see, as someone who has loved horror since learning about creepypasta in 5th grade and due to the Tism™️ that never fucking leaving I hate seeing purity culture ruin art. I hate the rise of "problematic media" ruining our art. Art is problematic, to be problematic is to be human. You can and should have your criticisms when it comes to horror, I am well aware that some of the shit in this genre is straight up bigoted sometimes (even though personally 90% of the time I see that shit it's because someone wanted to make a quick buck off some shit scares rather than actually understanding the genre properly) but you will never, ever find horror media that isn't problematic. Because it is horror. Because horror is human. The emotion that connects every single creature on this planet is fucking fear, it is the most earthly emotion known to man, and you expect it to be pure? You expect that to be sanitized and clean? Is your brain replaced with gelatin? Ya got lil hello kitty acab stickers floating in your jello head????

I am begging you to learn media literacy, pay attention in english class, it will help you. Learn to fucking read above the 6th grade level it is so important oh my GOD

me when the only horror media ive engaged with is the simpsons halloween specials

[waitdoineedaname]

HELLO IM BORED SO HERES MY FRUITY FOUR HEADCANONS

(disclaimer: i myself am disabled jewish gay and trans so most of this is projecting but shhhhhh)

Steve is autistic in the sense that he doesn’t understand social cues and tries to imitate those around him to mask.

His parents (barf) used to yell at him for his autistic traits when he was younger, thus he started imitating ppl so he’d fit in

He has problems with a lot of clothing textures, so he usually alternates between the same 3 polos and the occasional sweater paired with a pair of very comfortable jeans

Robin spots it a mile away

Robin is also autistic, but being a woman in 80s nobody cared and just thought she was weird

When they hang out its just them making weird noises and repeating eachother while laying over eachother

Robin is a bit better with social cues, but she doesn’t get when its “her turn” to talk, and ends up interrupting others or talking over them

She doesn’t mean it!! She feels really bad afterwards

Expect a million and one apologies

She also rants and talks very loud + fast when she gets excited. She usually stims when this happens, either rocking back and forth or shaking her hands

Nancy I’m less sure on whether or not she’s autistic but idc

She is autistic because I said so and also autistic people tend to flock together

She tends to be very quiet unless comfortable around someone

Almost always fiddling with something in her hands

Pens, toys, you name it

When she is interested in something she will spend hours upon hours researching it

And in random conversations she’ll just say something like “Did you know that pigs don’t sweat?” and pretend like its a totally normal thing to say

Eddie munson is autistic and i will stand by that until i die!!!!

Does not understand social cues in the slightest

Tell a joke that requires more than 2 seconds of thinking and he’ll stare at you until you explain it

But he is in no means stupid

He just has trouble focusing things that don’t interest him (cough me cough)

He could tell you in depth about a galaxy he fixated on with so much detail you’d think hes an astronomer

Nest minute he’d ask you how to di long division

Mans is all over the place

Very touchy

Pressure is a huge thing for him

Needs pressure on him or he can’t relax

Ok general headcanon time

Steve is jewish

He never got to celebrate his holidays with family and when dustin heard this (i think dustin is jewish too) he immediately gets dragged into holidays with the hendersons

He complains but nothing makes him happier than the stupid plastic menorah that they light every year (“Fire is dangerous, dusty!!”)

Eventually Robin gets roped into it. Shes not jewish but she loved spending time with her friends

Very confused but supportive. (“whats with the balls in this soup?? IM SUPPOSED TO EAT IT???????”)

All of them have movie nights every week. Its called a movie night but its more “a movie plays in the background while they all comfort each other about their shared trauma” night

Eddie loves trinkets

He has multiple shelves filled with just little trinkets

His prized possession is a guitar pick he caught while at a metal show

Nancy and Robin pass notes with stupid shit in it during class (mainly Robin and Nancy pretending to be annoyed but she loves it)

Once they got caught, they had to read out “dost thou fancy cheese, fair maiden of egg?”

Teacher of that class now ignores their note passing

Eddie has chronic pain in his hands from guitar (same)

Steve cradles Eddie’s hands in his and makes him hold heat packs until the pain goes down

All of them are platonic soulmates

Steve and Eddie are together

Nancy and Robin are together

Constantly go on “Double Dates” and Eddie and Nancy pretend to date while Steve and Robin pretend to date

All constantly get drunk/high/both together and once more, do stupid shit

Like ride a shopping cart down a really big hill stupid

IN CONCLUSION: I LOVE MY BLORBOS AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!