#and i was annoyed by it

[hed-romancer]

so I’m moving across the country on Monday. To a place I’ve never even visited, where i know no one. the only things keeping me somewhat calm are (a) i did this exact same shit last year, except last year i didn’t have a job at all and this year my job is letting me transfer, so i know what my income will be and (b) focusing on the small things. how will i organize my refrigerator? where can i see free music? what kind of lighting should i buy?

but yeah. people keep asking me if I’m excited and no. I’m either terrified or i feel nothing at all

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[codecicle-archive]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[qiinamii]

new guy in the Express

bonus:

adding more to the whimsy

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[wormsical]

[candyskiez]

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.

[rebelsafoot]

i took out the other people sitting at the table in the original comic because i did NOT want to draw glindas gay ass friends

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[stormagedoom]

Keanu Reeves and Ben Schwartz redraw as Sonic and Shadow

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK 💔

[seagiri]

when she draw on my pile

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bee gets to meet his idols

[gumy-shark]

made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote