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gunstellations · 6 months ago

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its sonics turn! 👅

#sonadow #shadow takes his job very seriously #do not test a guy who has a 20 step skincare routine #sonic is definitely a scruffy little thing who damn near never brushes himself #shadow will make sure!!! that he is left shiny and smelling like freshly ironed laundry instead of dirt #idk there is something so....cute about this that i have never thought about before and i think shadow despite being a hybrid is #much better at doing things like this and less bashful compared to sonic who is just a stinky guy by default #he would be grumpy but very nurturing. i think it would give him a sense of calm to bond like this #sonics of course a little taken aback at his enthusiasm but its a pleasantly welcome surprise from someone like shadow esp #idk what level the relation between them would have to have progressed to for sth like this to even happen but yknow #simply. when he licc. it makes my heart melt #i almost cried drawing this.....i love shadow....#almost forgot to tag #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art

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daftmooncretin · 10 months ago

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imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

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peanutbutterandbananasandwichs · 1 month ago

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That moment in The Usual Suspects when they are talking to the victim's wife and Sam's being all empathetic and Dean says something stupid and Sam looks at him annoyed and there's this blink and you miss it flicker back to forehead crinkle empathy as he glances back at the wife and then back to Dean and he's annoyed again. Top 5 witnessing Sam masking and unmasking moment. To ME.

#sam winchester #i love the whole scene cause it's a really good example of how Sam we know is very empathetic #but he's also very adept at performing empathy when needed #and immediately speaks to me as someone who as part of masking has learnt to perform empathy in a way recognisable to NT #and then has gotten even better at it cause its a useful ability for his 'job'#anyways it's a really great little acting moment from Jared cause its literally like a fraction of a second #someone gif this for me please i need to keep thinking about it #spn #s2 #so get this #alsooo would just like to note earlier in the episode Sam sniffs his coffee before drinking it :')

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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago

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Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling?#as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will-#side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT???#let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

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introspectivememories · 28 days ago

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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

#and on and on and on #like it never fucking stops #jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos #'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me #'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying #like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps #look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard #they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about #her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf #spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear #meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys #and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his #head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy #who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove #so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber

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moeblob · 1 month ago

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Injured on the job > gets ice cream to heal > happy android!

#detroit become human #connor rk800 #i loved giving him a little treat ! ;0;#i think it would only make sense to have healing properties if thirium based so #i just wanna picture him eating a thirium pop after a crime scene gone wrong and all the humans like #hey that seems mildly unfair but he did do a good job so may as well reward him for not actively dying this time ig #that trophy for dying at every chance ruined me and i want this lil guy to stay alive for all our sakes

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all-lee24 · 9 months ago

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Radahn designs + Headcanons

Lands between's biggest horse girl

#Elden ring #I like to think Ranni and Miq were friends because they shared a love of scheming while being cutie patooties #like they had sleepovers together where they would just surf the dark web #meanwhile radahn befriended Malenia by throwing her like a football until she wasn’t scared of him anymore #she’s like ‘radahn my arm fell off but look Miquella made me an arm that’s a sword’ and radahn spent the next 15 years begging #Ranni to make him a sword prosthetic for Leonard #Ranni is like ‘that’s Miquella’s job’ and radahn gets mad and calls her a shitty empyrean #rykard is left alone in the corner and is planning how he wants to get eaten by a snake

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dendroaspis-viridis · 4 months ago

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I'm begging you, BioWare... Learn from the mistakes of Baldur's Gates past...

#please accept this low effort meme while i work on Emmrich-inspired creative pursuits #hoping and praying and sobbing and crying #BioWare i'm on my hands and knees begging you to GIVE THE SWEET NECROMANCER A SOFT TUMMY #emmrich volkarin #dragon age emmrich #okay now im gonna start complaining in the tags so this is your warning #i just don't think im strong enough to withstand ANOTHER RPG with companions that Should Not Fucking Have Abs #like sure i could MAYBE suspend my disbelief that the vain wizard would use some illusion magic to give himself abs (still cringe)#or MAYBE he got really into crunches while he was depressed for a year (HIGHLY doubtful)#BUT THE EMACIATED VAMPIRE!?#like come on bestie #did cazador have some really rigorous workout routines that were conveniently never brought up???#im going insane sorry #i just have a lot of opinions on diverse body types in video games #and dont want them to do my man dirty like that #[insert joke about how getting down and dirty with him is my job]#okay sorry i think i got it all out of my system #if anyone actually read this far please know i love you with my entire serpentine heart

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drhubrisworm · 5 months ago

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Melinoe: Father, I have heard that my brother, left open a position in the clerical department for shade paperwork

Hades: That is correct

Melinoe: I nominate myself for the position.

Hades: And what exactly are your qualifications?

Melinoe: You have seen the state of my room, I have also prepared a scroll detailing more responsibilities I can handle in this clerical position.

Hades: Considered and approved, you will begin your work the next eve

Zagerus: *Shocked and high fives melinoe*

#hades game #hades #hades 2 #zagreus #melinoe #hades zagreus #something something he ran away cause he was so unhappy with the life provided to him but she would be begging to have the life he gave up #i think if she knew that he gave up the position she would have thrived and been so happy in that job #and i know he would love that for her #i have hades so much on my brain . i miss zagerus soooooo much #i miss my wife tails #anyway zag should be having fun . mel should be having fun and both should get to work the job they love #i also think her room be close to the scroll room in the house of hades. i think for a while if she grew up she would go to the scrolls->#for comfort. i think they would find her in the room taking a nap as a toddler #i think it would end up being a safe space but i can also she her overworking herself.#i can see so many things for melinoe and it makes me sad :(

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sysig · 10 months ago

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#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Second go around! Maybe he can talk about it with the one who actually got the scarf!#Or not haha - better to just let some things lie #Though ♪ Of course Papyrus would recognize Gaster's efforts ♥ His emotional intelligence hhhh <3 #He knows everything there was Gaster's initially and so reading between the lines of Gaster telling him he can have it #It's a gift! Properly! That deserves praise!! Good job you did something nice!#I also deeply love when Gaster is first pulled back out how one of his first little smiles is at Papyrus being silly #Gaster is also very prideful! It's cute to see his son being self-aggrandizing in that kid way! Seeing him enjoy it is so nice ;;#Also I know that Papyrus is still shorter than Gaster I just really like the idea of him being almost his dad's height ;;#He's so grown up now! He's grown into such a beautiful adult <3 #It does make sense that he's still shorter considering the whole ''torn in half'' thing ahh #Maybe Gaster is leaning down just let me have this lol #I also ended up doing a lot of digital reconstruction on this one!#Especially panels 2 through 4 - I actually pulled out my tablet to draw in the bits that got cut off by the surrounding doodles #I wasn't as careful with my spacing with these oops :P But I think they turned out pretty style-matched :)#Cute lads happy <3

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msmargaretmurry · 11 months ago

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thinkin about how when they were kids quinn and jack used to tell their dad when he was being too hard on luke after hockey games and how tocchet said he knew quinn was ready to be captain because quinn kept telling him he was being too hard on guys during games.......... our boy has been training his whole life for this

#he really said im gonna be this whole nhl team's big brother #he said this team is gonna run on LOVE #should i be doing my job rn? yes. but why would i do that when i could be thinking about the hockey men

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lonelyslutavatar · 6 months ago

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I don't know which is funnier... the concept of the receptionist and the perv being the Martin and Jon we know, who got shoved into this world, and they found their counterparts missing, so they assumed their identities and started doing literal role-play therapy... this world's Martin and Jon got sucked into the computers. OR, the receptionist and the perv are the Martin and Jon who are naturally in this world, they have no concept of spooky things, and are instead struggling with a meet-cute that also has problems of professionalism/dating somebody who is seeing the therapist you work for, meanwhile the Martin and Jon we know really did get shoved into the Windows 95 Cyberspace Matrix

this is actually my understanding of the whole thing (assuming that the cameo in ep 17 is indeed a cameo. Personally, I think this IS a jmart cameo but not a plot relevant one)

It's established that Darrien came from another dimension, meaning the jmart that he encountered are not from the tmp verse. He also doesn't come from the tma verse because the Jon and Martin from his dimension are presumably living in Oxford and have different jobs. What really bugs me is that Darrien gave a statement sometime before 1999 (before the Institute burned down) so he must have also traveled a few years backwards since jmart would still have been in their tweens/early teens at this time.

#tmagp theory #even if you argue that Martin must have also worked as a therapy assistant before working at the institute library #it still kinda doesnt make sense to me since he mentioned that he couldn't find a good job until he started lying about his age #and that he worked for almost a decade at the institute #meaning he was at least 19 when he started at the institute #though I guess he could have also worked as a receptionist as a teenager (and was still lying about his age)#and it would match with Jon being there since he studied at Oxford uni #though I still think they come from an unrelated dimension #Occam's razor and all that #anyway I love that Jon and Martin in any dimension always end up being connected in some way #like Popuko and Pipimi

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Having the Pool Dream again, handsome?

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #[Pain Threshold - Formidable 13]: Endure it.#I am once again putting my brain ramblings on display to give me a bit more time to finish the comic this is based off of #I promise this will make sense in context. Maybe.#Disco AU gives me the opportunity to explore the idea of 'what if wwx and lwj were even *more* neurotic and haunted?'#LWJ absolutely would have repetitive nightmares about wwx with the themes of inevitability and helplessness.#Sometimes its him dying as wwx stands by. Sometimes it is him - unable to move as wwx slowly fades away.#Haunted by the past....Lost to the pale tides of mourning. Welcoming the pain just to feel the memory nearby.#See you all tomorrow for the Real Comic (manifesting it by saying it over and over again)#side note: I think wwx would be a great lifeguard. He would love heckling teens and helping out kids and old folks.#Goofy but takes the health and safety aspect of his job very seriously.#There's gotta be an AU for that out there....right?

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qwakque · 1 year ago

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watched the sunrise for my bday and it was rlly nice !!!!

had my little kalim nui with me too so i thought it would be nice if i doodled him watching it too

#happy birthday to me ♪#little doodle for myself #yippee!!!!#think he would love sunsets and sunrises!!!#sunrises if he ever stays up late enough to see one LOL #probably would conk out immediately #one day. one day i will draw better suns #think im doing a pretty good job at drawing some suns tho (kalim)#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #disney twst #twst fanart #twst kalim #twisted wonderland fanart

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sallymew4 · 5 days ago

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just look how much BRIGHTER Mob’s demeanor is once he has Ritsu safe with him. that is the biggest grin ive ever seen on that boy’s face he loves his little brother so damn much it’s incomprehensible

#ignore gayass teru photobombing back there #but honestly really the amoubt of love Mob has for his brother makes my heart swell #as an older brother i related so hard to every moment he had where he was like ‘of course ritsu. im your older brother.’#being willing to do just about anything for your younger siblings comes with the job of being an older one #and mob psycho encapsulates that wonderfully #i need to analyze and make a post about their brotherhood i think. its just. really really sweet #it touches on so many interesting moments and dynamics #my favorite brothers. paces in circles while gripping and ungripping my fist repeatedly #the scene in the alley where Mob is bowing and apologizing to the gangster. because Ritsu is his little brother. his responsibility #and— more importantly one of the most important people in the entire universe to him.#i would give anything to watch that scene for the first time again #also if im being honest. i think Ritsu may be the most important person to Mob like ever. in a personal sense at least #thats his baby brother forever you know?#sorry got much too into that. haha #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mob

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gomacave · 11 months ago

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5p yuuram bloood twww

#i feel bad for tagging this yuuram cuz its so far from canon LMFAO i will for organization but like...#yuuram #mine #kkm #comics #fanart #its been so long since i got to draw a comic im so happy im flourishing #uhhh anyways #hc time. i think yuuri is the type of person to act before he thinks and therefore i think he would be the first to initiate. not exactlu a #unpopular interpretation of yuuri but i think he likes wolf before he knows it and so his body acts b4 he recognizes the feelings wihin him #i also think wolf wont initiate first cuz his love towards yuuri is very. um. catholic and political lmao.#cuz hes a dog and a human weapon. he thinks the suffering is part of his job. like born duty. and i think he likes it too #cuz theres eomthing about being able to pour ur soul into being obsessed w someone in a gay codependent relationship w/out worrying ab them #reciprocating LMFAO #anyways i think wolf loves in a way that is very intentional. his love is a weapon that he gives to people. its not something to indulge in #i also thinkk his love is a weapon for himself. to sharpen and use. like motivation/justification to exist and also DUTY BABYYY #i talked too much #wolfram von bielefelt #shibuya yuuri #(comic is abuot yuuri. talks about wolfram instead) sorry son.

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