#and he has a beard of course

[calpalsworld]

More NINAH characters. Love this game <3

[ferryfoam]

I love TOS this show is objectively complete ass at times but I am enjoying every dang second of it. Every episode I am like lookout guys don't trip over those gaping plot holes but it's okay because there is a beauty in very poorly written shows that does not exist anymore because everyone is trying too hard. Also it's really funny

[paunchsalazar]

Fire Emblem Awakening families in my play through…

[iris19x]

So I have this headcanon, that I’ve talked about in midnight-blue-goth’s discord & to other people, but never here. And it’s completely crack, and has no proof of being true- which also means no proof of being false.

I blame it solely on House of the Dragon btw

But Gwen’s lizards, Angus and Vampyra, are dragons.

Actual.

Legitimate.

Breathes fire.

Dragons.

I can’t find the picture I saved for Vampyra- who I affectionately nicknamed Pyra- but this beast of a creature is Angus.

Angus is to Gwen what Drogon was to Daenerys in terms of strength of bond at least.

I haven’t entirely worked out any of the kinks in this headcanon/AU (where Gwen got them, how she got them, where tf they live, etc)

I just seen the above photo & thought “Gwen having dragons sounds cool as shit”

Oh! And because why the hell not, Gwen’s natural hair color is the lighter teal in her hair, and as an adult she wears her hair like this

[coachbeards]

everything about beard can be explained when you think to yourself "oh right...he was raised catholic"

[piratemousey]

No, but Gale has gotten under my skin, y'all. He's so sad then he learns to love himself. He asked me to help him be a god. Hey, what's the worst that can happen. When my Tav approaches him, his eyes are literally heart-shaped.

[giantkillerjack]

Why is Wilson the only male character in Don't Starve Together who can grow a beard so magnificent it keeps him warm?

I'm so glad you asked! My wife has a theory and it is the correct theory and I will accept no substitutes:

You see, Wilson is Trans, and despite having other ways he could have accessed testosterone, he considered himself enough of a scientific genius to create his own Super Testosterone (patent pending) to speed up the process!

The good news is, it worked!

The bad news is it does bring about what Wilson dubbed "Super Puberty," and he still has the acne scars to prove it!

Also, he now grows such an intense beard that it can keep him warm in the cold!

Which was mostly just a nuisance that involved spending a lot of time and money on high-quality shaving kits, but it became a lot more useful once he suddenly had to survive in the wilderness!

[lassie-farce]

I guess the recent police picnic got a bit more steamy than expected, when Lassie meets two newer SBPD recruits…

Btw Lassie’s trans in this one idk i don’t make the rules

Full fanart under cut

[redflagsandbanners]

omg hi im the drawing anon youre so sweet lmao

i wish i could do it digitally but im still learning my way around the technique so until then this was the best i could come up with while avoiding schoolwork lol hope you like it!

also i gave steve booty shorts bc its steve, although i think his hair shouldve bee fluffier, and nancy has robin' flannel tied around her waist bc girlfriends

IM LOSING IT I swear to fuck Im absolutely losing it

🤚EVERYONE FUCKING STOP🤚 LOOK AT THIS MOST PERFECT SKETCH OH MY GOD

My buddy my friend I cannot even express the wonder they are so on point its like you've gotten in my head and pulled the damn scene out I'm so asdfghjkfghjk this is amazing and the DETAILS WHAT LOOK AT THEIR CLOTHES AND THEIR HAIR AND AAHHHHHHH

I'm opening the doc document. IM OPENING IT.

[synintheraven]

So last night I attempted to watch Siberian Education because (baby) 💫Arnas💫 - wasn't my cup of tea and couldn't stand the fake russian accents (plus some of the actors lost it mid conversation, lol) but hey I tried and at least he looks so cute 🥺

[twelvedaysinaugust]

Hey I’m here again with a podcast ‘info’. It’s Hollywood Raw episode 148 at min 56.00. Not so nice tea about Harry from a paparazzi 🙈🫠 he is very mean to fans apparently, to sum it up.

Okay, okay. I wasn’t going to post this because I feel like it’s going to start drama and I already have multiple asks that I wasn’t planning on answering about Harry not making a video for Spotify wrapped.

I feel like the paps on this podcast leave out a lot of context that would be important or helpful. I’m thinking back to that video of Harry walking with Olivia, shooing some young girls away, and then they start crying. But if I remember correctly, the girls had been following him for blocks after he already said no to a photo. I’d be a little testy, too. I think it’d be very hard to be a celebrity who has to be ��on” all the time and can’t go out in public and just be a normal person. And I also think some fans get really entitled, snap pictures without asking (I did believe the pap who said Harry hates to be photographed), don’t take no for an answer, etc. 

[king-sassy08]

I'm back at it again, unfortunately

[jinjeriffic]

What if Danny Fenton and Billy Batson become fast friends. Danny is annoyed at cultists trying to send "brides" to the Ghost King. Billy is weirded out when adults try to flirt with Captain Marvel. Danny hits upon the idea that they should be each other's beards. If the Ghost King and the Champion of Magic are very publicly dating, that should keep unwanted suitors off their backs, right?

Of course they are both absolute Chaos Gremlins about it.

Cultist: We offer you this sacrifice, oh great king!

Danny: One moment please *whips out fenton phone* Hey honey, guess what? Some idiots are trying to tempt me away from you again. You got my coordinates?

Billy: *Kool Aid man entrance* Who dares?!

Cultists: Run awaaaaay!

***********

Captain Marvel takes a hit while fighting a villain. Phantom out of nowhere with a steel chair!

Danny: Nobody hurts my schnookums!

Everyone: ???

************

Captain Marvel brings Phantom to the next JL potluck as his plus one, with Danny in full creepy ghost mode.

Billy: Oh yes, we've been on again, off again for the last thousand years or so. We have our differences, but nobody gets me quite like he does! *exaggarated dreamy sigh*

Hal: That's nice...

Meanwhile Danny is shoving an entire burger in his mouth, displaying multiple rows of sharp teeth.

Danny: Man, I love the 21st century! Food sure has changed a lot since I died. And the technology!

Ollie: Oh? When did you die?

Danny: *glares* It's incredibly rude to ask a ghost about their death

Nearby Leaguers are edging away, nervous about being on the menu next.

Flash: Hotdogs! Who wants hotdogs?!

Danny: Oh, me! As long as they don't fight back

Everyone: wtf is going on here

[hauntingblue]

Cavendish alter ego??? Hello???

[titaswrld]

Hi! I like your Deadpool as your boyfriend post, can you please do Logan as your boyfriend next? 😄

logan howlett (wolvie)

…as your boyfriend!

description: wolverine, logan howlett as your boyfriend!

pairing: wolvie x you!

|an: my man my man he love me!

- he’s so big and so tall and scruffy and so mmm. that’s your man! and u want everyone to know it

- like i keep mentioning, he is manhandling tf out of you no matter ur size, all the time!

- he thinks it’s soo cute that he can pick you up in his arms with ease and he loves to hear squeal out a “logaaan!” as he throws you on to the bed

- he’s so standoffish and kinda shy when you’re first around each other bc he’s sooo into you and he thinks you’re so cute

- but once he founds out you dig him too ooo girl

- he grows such a big soft spot for you, you’re the only person that ever sees him vulnerable. and he’s such a silly goose.

- he becomes so much more himself, he’s messing with you all the time throwing teasing insults with a smirk on his face just to watch you get all riled up from him.

- he’s also flirting with you 24/7 girl he’s hot and he knows it. sometimes he’s rather crude but you like it. so it’s okay!

“nice shorts you got there little lady” he said with a teasing tone as you walked past him into the kitchen to grab a quick snack.

“god they’re not even that short!” you’d said, pulling them down a bit. they were that short. but hey, they did the job.

and by job, you mean drive logan crazy.

- but once you become his omg…

- you’re his. nobody is touching you and he’ll make sure of that. and it’s pretty hot.

- if anybody even has body language that even slightly seems like they’re into you oh girl….

- they’re becoming a new scratching post!

- not only are you his, but he’s yours. super loyal! and if he can’t get someone off his back, you bet your ass you will!

- you always feel so protected and he always makes you feel so protected because you are! he would do anything for you and to make sure his lover is safe and sound.

- he’s so obsessed with you and he’s not afraid to hide it, he’s not overly affectionate but he is in fact a cuddle monster.

- he’ll hold your hand, or shove a hand in your back pocket, or lend you his jacket to let people know your his, but he saves the good stuff for back at home.

- you’re also his drinking buddy, he isn’t a fan of the tequila like you are, he’ll stick to his whiskey. but he always takes care of you after a night out and makes sure you’re snug as a bug!

- he is the biggest dom ever omg it’s so hard to get him to sub out for you but when he finally does it’s the best night of your life.

- all the noises he makes that you’ve never heard from him are music to your ears.

- a MUNCH. need i say more? thats why he got that damn beard!

- oh and we know those abs are like a pack of buttered up hawaiian rolls and you wanna go for a ride!

- of course he’ll let you! anything for his babygirl, lick em, touch em, fuck em, anything his baby wants. as long as he gets to watch and as long as you feel good.

- he also loves the praise as you ride yourself out on his abs.

- he loves attention and praise, especially when it’s about his figure.

you and logan lie in bed, his figure cradling yours as he slowly felt you slot your head between his craned arm.

“your muscles are so big babe. give me a lil flex.” you stated, holding on to outside of his forearm with your neck between the underside his forearm and bicep.

“you’re crazy bub.” he states, chuckling and lightly flexing his arm, not enough to hurt you but enough to satisfy you and make you giggle as his big muscles squished your cheeks together.

- you’re always touching his muscles, they’re so hot. and hey, he doesn’t work out like that for nothing! he loves it when you cling to his biceps, or run your fingers down his chiseled back.

[autism-corner]

it is such a shame i dont have proper facial hair yet. i dont even want to grow a beard i just wanna shave Y-Y or have something common with cis boys my age ig