#and he has a beard of course

[calpalsworld]

More NINAH characters. Love this game <3

[ferryfoam]

I love TOS this show is objectively complete ass at times but I am enjoying every dang second of it. Every episode I am like lookout guys don't trip over those gaping plot holes but it's okay because there is a beauty in very poorly written shows that does not exist anymore because everyone is trying too hard. Also it's really funny

[paunchsalazar]

Fire Emblem Awakening families in my play through…

[iris19x]

So I have this headcanon, that I’ve talked about in midnight-blue-goth’s discord & to other people, but never here. And it’s completely crack, and has no proof of being true- which also means no proof of being false.

I blame it solely on House of the Dragon btw

But Gwen’s lizards, Angus and Vampyra, are dragons.

Actual.

Legitimate.

Breathes fire.

Dragons.

I can’t find the picture I saved for Vampyra- who I affectionately nicknamed Pyra- but this beast of a creature is Angus.

Angus is to Gwen what Drogon was to Daenerys in terms of strength of bond at least.

I haven’t entirely worked out any of the kinks in this headcanon/AU (where Gwen got them, how she got them, where tf they live, etc)

I just seen the above photo & thought “Gwen having dragons sounds cool as shit”

Oh! And because why the hell not, Gwen’s natural hair color is the lighter teal in her hair, and as an adult she wears her hair like this

[coachbeards]

everything about beard can be explained when you think to yourself "oh right...he was raised catholic"

[invinciblerodent]

god, why did it take me this long and this many playthroughs to realize that the tiefling who gets shot at the gate of the Grove is most likely named that because his death is a Kanon event

[giantkillerjack]

Why is Wilson the only male character in Don't Starve Together who can grow a beard so magnificent it keeps him warm?

I'm so glad you asked! My wife has a theory and it is the correct theory and I will accept no substitutes:

You see, Wilson is Trans, and despite having other ways he could have accessed testosterone, he considered himself enough of a scientific genius to create his own Super Testosterone (patent pending) to speed up the process!

The good news is, it worked!

The bad news is it does bring about what Wilson dubbed "Super Puberty," and he still has the acne scars to prove it!

Also, he now grows such an intense beard that it can keep him warm in the cold!

Which was mostly just a nuisance that involved spending a lot of time and money on high-quality shaving kits, but it became a lot more useful once he suddenly had to survive in the wilderness!

[lassie-farce]

I guess the recent police picnic got a bit more steamy than expected, when Lassie meets two newer SBPD recruits…

Btw Lassie’s trans in this one idk i don’t make the rules

Full fanart under cut

[redflagsandbanners]

omg hi im the drawing anon youre so sweet lmao

i wish i could do it digitally but im still learning my way around the technique so until then this was the best i could come up with while avoiding schoolwork lol hope you like it!

also i gave steve booty shorts bc its steve, although i think his hair shouldve bee fluffier, and nancy has robin' flannel tied around her waist bc girlfriends

IM LOSING IT I swear to fuck Im absolutely losing it

🤚EVERYONE FUCKING STOP🤚 LOOK AT THIS MOST PERFECT SKETCH OH MY GOD

My buddy my friend I cannot even express the wonder they are so on point its like you've gotten in my head and pulled the damn scene out I'm so asdfghjkfghjk this is amazing and the DETAILS WHAT LOOK AT THEIR CLOTHES AND THEIR HAIR AND AAHHHHHHH

I'm opening the doc document. IM OPENING IT.

[synintheraven]

So last night I attempted to watch Siberian Education because (baby) 💫Arnas💫 - wasn't my cup of tea and couldn't stand the fake russian accents (plus some of the actors lost it mid conversation, lol) but hey I tried and at least he looks so cute 🥺

[king-sassy08]

I'm back at it again, unfortunately

[jinjeriffic]

What if Danny Fenton and Billy Batson become fast friends. Danny is annoyed at cultists trying to send "brides" to the Ghost King. Billy is weirded out when adults try to flirt with Captain Marvel. Danny hits upon the idea that they should be each other's beards. If the Ghost King and the Champion of Magic are very publicly dating, that should keep unwanted suitors off their backs, right?

Of course they are both absolute Chaos Gremlins about it.

Cultist: We offer you this sacrifice, oh great king!

Danny: One moment please *whips out fenton phone* Hey honey, guess what? Some idiots are trying to tempt me away from you again. You got my coordinates?

Billy: *Kool Aid man entrance* Who dares?!

Cultists: Run awaaaaay!

***********

Captain Marvel takes a hit while fighting a villain. Phantom out of nowhere with a steel chair!

Danny: Nobody hurts my schnookums!

Everyone: ???

************

Captain Marvel brings Phantom to the next JL potluck as his plus one, with Danny in full creepy ghost mode.

Billy: Oh yes, we've been on again, off again for the last thousand years or so. We have our differences, but nobody gets me quite like he does! *exaggarated dreamy sigh*

Hal: That's nice...

Meanwhile Danny is shoving an entire burger in his mouth, displaying multiple rows of sharp teeth.

Danny: Man, I love the 21st century! Food sure has changed a lot since I died. And the technology!

Ollie: Oh? When did you die?

Danny: *glares* It's incredibly rude to ask a ghost about their death

Nearby Leaguers are edging away, nervous about being on the menu next.

Flash: Hotdogs! Who wants hotdogs?!

Danny: Oh, me! As long as they don't fight back

Everyone: wtf is going on here

[hauntingblue]

Cavendish alter ego??? Hello???

[titaswrld]

Hi! I like your Deadpool as your boyfriend post, can you please do Logan as your boyfriend next? 😄

logan howlett (wolvie)

…as your boyfriend!

description: wolverine, logan howlett as your boyfriend!

pairing: wolvie x you!

|an: my man my man he love me!

- he’s so big and so tall and scruffy and so mmm. that’s your man! and u want everyone to know it

- like i keep mentioning, he is manhandling tf out of you no matter ur size, all the time!

- he thinks it’s soo cute that he can pick you up in his arms with ease and he loves to hear squeal out a “logaaan!” as he throws you on to the bed

- he’s so standoffish and kinda shy when you’re first around each other bc he’s sooo into you and he thinks you’re so cute

- but once he founds out you dig him too ooo girl

- he grows such a big soft spot for you, you’re the only person that ever sees him vulnerable. and he’s such a silly goose.

- he becomes so much more himself, he’s messing with you all the time throwing teasing insults with a smirk on his face just to watch you get all riled up from him.

- he’s also flirting with you 24/7 girl he’s hot and he knows it. sometimes he’s rather crude but you like it. so it’s okay!

“nice shorts you got there little lady” he said with a teasing tone as you walked past him into the kitchen to grab a quick snack.

“god they’re not even that short!” you’d said, pulling them down a bit. they were that short. but hey, they did the job.

and by job, you mean drive logan crazy.

- but once you become his omg…

- you’re his. nobody is touching you and he’ll make sure of that. and it’s pretty hot.

- if anybody even has body language that even slightly seems like they’re into you oh girl….

- they’re becoming a new scratching post!

- not only are you his, but he’s yours. super loyal! and if he can’t get someone off his back, you bet your ass you will!

- you always feel so protected and he always makes you feel so protected because you are! he would do anything for you and to make sure his lover is safe and sound.

- he’s so obsessed with you and he’s not afraid to hide it, he’s not overly affectionate but he is in fact a cuddle monster.

- he’ll hold your hand, or shove a hand in your back pocket, or lend you his jacket to let people know your his, but he saves the good stuff for back at home.

- you’re also his drinking buddy, he isn’t a fan of the tequila like you are, he’ll stick to his whiskey. but he always takes care of you after a night out and makes sure you’re snug as a bug!

- he is the biggest dom ever omg it’s so hard to get him to sub out for you but when he finally does it’s the best night of your life.

- all the noises he makes that you’ve never heard from him are music to your ears.

- a MUNCH. need i say more? thats why he got that damn beard!

- oh and we know those abs are like a pack of buttered up hawaiian rolls and you wanna go for a ride!

- of course he’ll let you! anything for his babygirl, lick em, touch em, fuck em, anything his baby wants. as long as he gets to watch and as long as you feel good.

- he also loves the praise as you ride yourself out on his abs.

- he loves attention and praise, especially when it’s about his figure.

you and logan lie in bed, his figure cradling yours as he slowly felt you slot your head between his craned arm.

“your muscles are so big babe. give me a lil flex.” you stated, holding on to outside of his forearm with your neck between the underside his forearm and bicep.

“you’re crazy bub.” he states, chuckling and lightly flexing his arm, not enough to hurt you but enough to satisfy you and make you giggle as his big muscles squished your cheeks together.

- you’re always touching his muscles, they’re so hot. and hey, he doesn’t work out like that for nothing! he loves it when you cling to his biceps, or run your fingers down his chiseled back.

[autism-corner]

it is such a shame i dont have proper facial hair yet. i dont even want to grow a beard i just wanna shave Y-Y or have something common with cis boys my age ig

[captn-duck-gremlin]

Like it all started when you and some friends decided to do some urban exploration, visiting a broken abandoned military base. Now while there your friends are of course being dumb, touching things with bare hands, no face coverings to protect them from whatever harmful things could be in the air, respect for the possible dead is on floor level with them. You on the other hand, you got gloves, a face mask just in case, you're apologizing to anything you bump into. You did the research, this place went down from an unexpected attack, so there might be a corpse around somewhere (or lingering spirit). You give a short prayer to anything that looks like a corpse, regardless if you follow in those beliefs or now; you just want to be respectful to the dead. And yes, this place is haunted. Obviously. Now the important part, at one point or another 4 damned souls have clung to you. You dont notice at first, you barely feel that buzz that you're being watched. But the first unnatural thing to happen to you starts in a dream, a weirdly detailed dream. You're a housewife in the 50s. Cute summer dress, lovely home, nice street. But it feels too real, the patterns on the walls stay perfect no matter how long you stare at them, you can read lines from books you've never seen before, you look at your hands and they don't look distorted like they usually are in dreams. Then a man walks through your front door like he owns the place, you don't recognise him. At all. Yet he speaks to you in such a nice rough voice from his cigars, calling you such sweet things. Treating you like his wife. Then after what felt like hours from playing housewife you wake up, confused to hell and back. You brush it off until the next night, where you're sucked into another oddly very detailed dream, but its so different. From housewife in the 50s to maiden in the ye old times. The man is different, instead of tough, friendly bearded husband, you now have dark knight with skull markings. Helmet stays on at all times, but despite the rough and scary armour and vibe, he treats you like you're the finest silk, the sweetest flower, like you'll shatter if he so much as looks at you wrong. And after living through that you wake up once again incredibly confused. Is this what the backrooms feel like? You don't know, you don't want to know. Night rolls around once more which you dread and sure enough another weird dream with a new life. Now, at a farmland on the outskirts of an old styled town, you got chickens, goats, two cows, some ducks and a bulky husband with a silly mohawk. You don't know what year it is, what century you're at, at this point you're just rolling with it. Husband got a nice accent, Scottish you might think it is. He's absolutely spoiling you, treating you like a princess for no reason. Not like you're complaining. After that dream, you wake up contemplating that you might be losing your mind. But no, you're just being haunted by demons who like spending time with you through your dreams. Moving on. 4th weird dream, this feels further up into recent years, maybe 2000s. Cute husband, looks like a sweetheart, is a sweetheart. His skin is darker from the other ones, but not like you could tell with Sir Skull and Bones. He has a smooth voice, could probably sweet talk a bear. Time with him was almost too sweet. You swore his pupils nearly went heart shaped when he looks at you. And like the rest of them, you wake up confused. And thats just how your nights go, things in the day go.. strangely.

Oh and quick reminder, don't run from them.