#and he Hatecrimed me

[downforcuddles]

I was fucking myself in my partner's bed (we have seperate bedrooms so we can have alone time whenever we need) for reasons I will Not elaborate on, and I overstimulated myself hard enough that I sent my ass straight to sub space.

So, in an act of self care, I called them for cuddles. They came in, laid down to cuddle, and asked why I was crying, was fucking myself a bad time?

As soon as he knew I'd overstimulated myself, yknow what this bastard did?

Started jacking me off. Over. And over. And over and over and over until I'd come 20 more times.

"Please, I can't, no please please" and he'd go "does it hurt? does it hurt to cum yet?"

and I'd whimper and whine out a No, and he'd go, then you Can, cum Bunny, come on, cum for me again

And I Did

[houseswife]

[theoldkyokodied]

normal guys in a normal relationship (giving you a not very convincing thumbs up). macdennis doodles from this week :)

[marc--chilton]

humor me. imagine if you will. dearest wilson, who is in his mid forties and drunk and having a little mope time because he may be a freak but he's a freak with depression. and he's bemoaning to house about his looks bc he saw an old picture of himself from med school or whatever, like fully being a little loser about it. "i used to be so cute. i had friends that would tease me for being a 'prettyboy'. (little sigh)"

and house is eating this UP because of course they're drinking together, he gets to see wilson be like..... an unserious amount of pathetic. literally not even paying attention to the tv anymore. "do i need to insult you more to fill your quota or something"

"no, no it's not that it's just," and wilson is still present enough to know he's gonna regret showing a weakness to house of all people but whatever. "miss being a pretty face i guess, i dunno"

house (who is NEVER going to let this moment be forgotten holy shit) has to like bite his tongue so he doesn't actually laugh in his face and get him to clam up. "aw, jimmy, (takes wilson's jaw and shakes him a bit like silly dudes do or like when you roughhouse with a dog) you're always a pretty face" and he's teasing of course but also. house is house, and house says some peculiar things regarding wilson so how fr he's being is an absolute mystery

cut to house actually looking at him and wilson is staring right back at him like 🥺 with big big beautiful brown cow eyes which are still kind of unfocused, cheeks a little smooshed where house is still holding his face, the weight of his head in his palm when wilson relaxes a little. "you think i'm pretty? 🥺"

and it's so much house has to avert his gaze. loosens his grip into something a little more soft. "yeah. sure"

[lanawinterscigarettes]

His side profile makes me weak

[draculovemp3]

“My will may be weak, but my back bone is strong— and pain-free, now that I’ve stopped using the cane.” Um OK..The world if house used mobility aids that weren’t just a cane on the wrong side…. (He would still suck he’d just suck while in a lil less pain❤️)

[smibberz]

Wilson!!!!!!!!!

[transgendrine]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH????????????????? (affectionate)

[weird-an]

And he's supposed to be the "normal one"…

[airobirb]

my boyfriend’s early christmas present to me.

he commissioned this guy who makes children’s soccer team flags for this and the guy’s opener to the email was “oh.”

i love my boyfriend

[221-apt-b]

My favorite part of the later seasons of House are the moments where he tells the fellows not to fuck up their lives and actively makes himself an example. All of the “I’m telling you this because I actually don’t want you to end up like me because I’m miserable and I fucking suck and wish I didn’t but I’m in too deep now but you aren’t” moments are just so perfect to me. He’s done that like 3 or 4 times to different people and it’s like damn…he really does wish he was different and I’m sure he wishes he believed he could change or do better.

[houseswife]

appreciation for the sheer melancholic fondness in wilson’s gaze at house during what he knows is the last normal interaction they’ll ever have; during the final comparatively trivial rant in which they don’t both have to pretend the world isn’t collapsing beneath their feet

[just-testing-my-theory]

ex-fucking-scuse me, Chase, you have no business looking that good out of focus and on the edge of the frame

cordially, how dare you

[thankstothe]

Ok

[househrt]

I'm gonna carbonate Wilson and then seal him in a can so I can keep him in the fridge and drink him on a hot summer day (I will be shaking him up before I open the can)

[mortallydarktragedy]

S5 E1 of House M.D. hurts 😭 the way House just stands there while wilson tells him they aren't friends?! And maybe never were?! IM SOORRY?! JAMES EVAN WILSON you apologize right now don't bully your bestie/soulmate