#hatecrimes Md

[croatoancassiel]

dr house on a normal tuesday

Bored.  Want something to do.  No, not that.  Not that either.  No, that doesn’t sound fun.  No, not that one, no, no, no.  No.  No.  Hmm.  No.  Bored.  Want something to do.  Anything.  Booooored.  No, not that.  Not that either.  No, that doesn’t sound fun.  No, not that one, no, no, no.  No–

[househrt]

generally, I don't think Wilson would cheat on House except for one situation:

after Wilson gets his diagnosis (in an established-Hilson universe), I imagine he'd have a crisis that would involve him cheating on House. Maybe it's because he needs a distraction, maybe it's because he knows House won't take the news well and part of him wants to sabotage their relationship so House is more okay with him dying (which wouldn't actually happen, but Wilson is freaking out and not thinking clearly)

House finds out about the cheating before he finds out about the diagnosis. And the entire time after that, every fight and argument, Wilson knows that if he told House why he did it, everything would change. But he doesn't want to guilt-trip House into not being mad at him for fucking up

[screwenjoyer]

the bride and the ugly ass groom

[ghostboyhood]

i cant get over their brokeback outfits

[golden-paw]

And then people dare call him straight and neurotypical,,,

House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

[spro-o]

no anon for this I need to own up to this idea

miss diagnosis in this pose absolutely slutting it up

I am attempting to clamour my way out of art block with a rendered Miss Diagnosis - absolutely adore this pose 🛐🛐

[calidum-astra]

Bro Amber is so fucking pretty tho. Like I'm with wilson, I would let her ruin my life too

[the-heaminator]

Some part of me says that Wilson owns sock garters.

Another thing in me says that House gets so hard he nearly passes out at the thought of them

[certifiedhatecrimes]

certified hate crime post

Normal fandoms: I don't know if I like this pairing, A has manipulated B quite a lot and they keep enabling each other's unhealthy coping mechanisms

Hilson fans: when they drug each other 🥰💗🥹

[thecicadagraveyard]

Forced my entire family and several guests to watch House MD for like 3hrs at a Christmas get together tonight and nobody even fought with me this time. Wonderful night, I rate it a 10/10 experience would do again

[croatoancassiel]

house and wilson being an adaptation of sherlock and john keep me up at night i cant sleep im thinking of the PARALLELS

[pr0cyonid]

Every time I want to stop Houseposting Tumblr reaches out it's spindly little fingers covered in blood and bodily fluids and says "Here, have some more of the crippled asshole sociopath doctor and his gayplatonic babygirl bestie and their gaggle of adopted children" and every time I say "yeah okay I'll fuck with this"

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

“Dating your mother” this

“Dating your father” that

Nut up and date your boybestfriend

idk guys… if my best friend informed me that the person i was dating was just them in the opposite gender, I would do a bit of self reflection.

[dr-handballslector]

Could you imagine being Wilson’s patient, this very nice and kind doctor asking questions. Then incomes this crazy guy with a cane comes in talking about death who then commits a hate crime then leave all while your doctor is making googoo eyes at him. The guy with the cane leave and Wilson just runs out following him and all you hear is I bet you can’t hide chicken in the hospital longer than I can. You never see either of them again.

[excessive-linguistic-pressure]

My mom called wilson a wuss again

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS