#james Wilson

[coffeebrownn]

[whotftooktrell]

Rushed the hell out of this one ngl

[papertowness]

hilson is so funny because if you stuck house in a time loop wilson would ask him “ wait … are you stuck in a time loop ?? “ after house stretched out on his office couch and spoke in riddles for a minute or two but if you stuck wilson in a time loop house would fuck around and do some insane shit after wilson told him and be annoyed that wilson knew the outcome every time

[clementine221b]

save me, house md IG comments.

[fictionaltrvlr]

this would be an entire side quest between these two

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[whotftooktrell]

An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while

[gooseinsoup]

in this episode of house md house fucking kills wilson

[somethingofexcellence]

when the mouse bites start kicking in

[leafless-lado]

the visceral reaction i just had to this fanart....

The head & the heart… or whatever

[weird-an]

Wilson: House bites

Chase: Isn't it mouse bites?

Wilson *tugging at his collar*: No, House bites.

[w3mb13r]

wilson is homosexual. not in the sense that he's only attracted to men, but he thinks it means "home-osexual." like... attracted to homes. house. send post

[definitely-not-iorveth]

wilson could walk in on house jacking off to gay porn, lend him a hand, and then still insist that they are both completely heterosexual

in fact i bet that this happened at least twice

[hannigrams-cumslut]

They are feared by the rest of New Jersey

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

[head-of-oncology]

So backstory: I like to jokingly say "I think I have [x]" whenever I have any symptom of anything

So I had blue on my nails and I went to my mom and said "mum I think I have Wilson's disease" and she said "which one; the one with the symptoms or the one where you fall in love with house?" 😭😭😭

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw