#james Wilson

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Came up with this at 7am

[kuuwo]

Good Boy

[dances-amongthe-stars]

ough. wilson is such an interesting character. I love it when a character is interesting

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

[kumquatpoo]

hilson drawing and they are toxic with many many roses and thorns and they suck and this relationship hurts them both...gross

[grumpoww]

Sleeepy

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House MD + text posts pt. ∞

Bonus:

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I think I actually popped a rib out from how hard I laughed at this-

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

[wolfboywarmachines]

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

[househrt]

thinking about internalised homophobia House. I normally headcanon him as openly bi (but maybe repressed or in denial about being in love with Wilson), but I like the idea of his suggestive gay comments being a cover because he's so far in denial and gay jokes are a way of being like "haha isn't it so ridiculous and subversive to suggest I'm gay? I'm doing this for the shock value because I'm obviously straight", in the same way straight guys think gay jokes are the funniest thing in the world

his homophobic military dad and becoming independent and coming of age in the 1980s and only hearing about gay people during the AIDS crisis left him with some fucked up ideas and attitudes about gay people (and himself. and what it means to be a man)

if Wilson ever tries to confess feelings for House (or if they fall into each other on a drunken night), House would absolutely withdraw, run away, push Wilson away because House isn't gay

House then dating a woman to prove to Wilson (and everyone. and himself) that he's normal and straight

eventually, if he and Wilson start seeing each other, House would rationalise it as "technically homosexual, but not like those other gays". maybe he'd also withdraw in public where anyone could see them, and try to suppress the emotional side of things ("this is just physical, don't be a fag about it")

meanwhile, Wilson is desperately trying to be okay with the scraps of affection he gets from House, but it's killing him. he's not doing well. after pining over House for so long (knowingly? unknowingly? you decide), he didn't think it would feel like this. but maybe this is the best he deserves

[blessedchimken]

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Corporate needs you to spot the difference

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thank you dear mutual @the-heaminator for these wonderful tags. you are so correct 🙂‍↕️

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[allthistimeeee]

thinking about the time, house in s1 accused cameron of marrying a man she knew was dying from cancer

and then in s8 he went ahead and gave up his whole life for (read: married) a man who he knew was dying of cancer

[lilacstuck]

Ship so heavily implied even the main character's girlfriend was DREAMING about it

[irenespring]

My favorite thing to do in fandom is write a School for Good and Evil AU or a Hunger Games AU. I wrote just under 100k words of a School for Good and Evil AU last summer.

And now I should be thinking about how to finish my Research fic and instead I'm thinking of the classic tattoo artist/flower shop AU for House and Wilson, but flipping expectations (respectable Wilson the florist, edgy House the tattoo artist). Make Wilson the tattoo artist and House the florist. Like 90% of this is so I can explore Wilson's complicated relationship with religion/Hashem (since most Jewish branches do not allow tattoos). I bait you with the popular set up, then boom! Jewish theological questioning and Wilson having further mini identity crises.

i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me