#hate crimes Md

[fxy3v]

mouse bites.....

mouse bites™

[twinkbutchblog]

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

[dr-handballslector]

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]

[cyborgnoodless]

why did i only start getting recommended this after watching house

[babyboywilson]

placing a wire cage on wilson’s desk, house tapped against wilson’s desk with his cane. “need you to do surgery on this patient.”

wilson barely looked up from his paperwork. “i don’t do surgery on rodents.”

“fibroadenoma. need an oncologist to remove the mass,” house said.

that got wilson to glance up. “you could easily surgically remove that yourself. you don’t need my help,” wilson replied as he squinted at the rat in the cage. “wait a minute, is that your rat?”

house rolled his eyes. “the fact you couldn’t say for certainty if that’s someone else’s rat or steve mcqueen, and you live with him, says a lot.”

throwing his hands up into the air, wilson sighed. “a rat is a rat. they all look the same.”

house faux-gasped. “where did you get your degree from? i’m personally revoking your license and sending you back to vet school.”

“who’s rat is it?”

house smirked lazily. “let’s say the owners name is egg.”

“you’re the worst. it is your rat, isn’t it?”

“steve is our rat.”

wilson dropped his head down against the table. “what did you do to give “our” rat a fibroadenoma?”

tsking, house dropped down onto the couch that was tucked into the corner of wilson’s office. “nothing you can prove. do the surgery on your lunch break.”

the sigh that came out of wilson’s mouth was long suffering. house knew that meant wilson was agreeing to whatever hair-brained scheme house had come up with. “if he continues to gnaw loudly on wooden blocks during the night and keeps waking me up, i’m slipping him too much propofol during the procedure.”

house snagged his cane and got up from the couch. “no you won’t. you secretly love him.” house left the room and wilson watched him go.

reaching into the cage, wilson snagged steve mcqueen and placed him on the desk so he could wander across the surface. “knew it was you all along, steve. already put a surgical plan together for you when i saw the mass last week,” wilson said. he stroked a finger over steve’s head and settled back into his seat to finish up his paperwork so he’d have the time to do surgery during lunch.

[choco-worms]

Another sketch dump ;)

[expectopatronum-spell]

The man doesn’t even buy his own lunch and you’re telling me he takes charge in bed?

The only way House’s topping is if Wilson’s riding him.

“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies

[chameleonsd1sh]

wilson, cuddy, and house

[ststchy]

we are so back

[wombatmd]

It’s insane that Chase is SO kitten coded & puppy coded……..

[beesintreezz]

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO CLOSE

[hivemindz]

geeked vs LOCKED IN

[bizkitdoe]

Have you seen his balls?

[any1there]

How Far We've Come - House M.D. MV

Song: How Far We've Come - Matchbox Twenty

Mega big spoilers for Everybody Dies, the series finale of House!

(Watch on Youtube here!)