#hate crimes Md

[v1trum]

I'm on s3 and house leaks Wilson's WHAT TAPE

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[choco-worms]

I still think its so funny he is a bowling tryhard

[those2fireboys]

how many times do you think house has eaten shit trying to jump over that stupid balcony wall to impress his boy toy oncologist?

[rahhhr]

why do people hate the idea of house being autistic like guys... Have we forgotten headcanons, do we hate the joy of expressing yourself through a character... Also there are actual people giving evidence to their suspicion of house having autism why am I seeing autistic house haters on my dash....

[an-unrecognizable-face]

MY BABIES AAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

More mouse md!! *breaks computer*

I love them so much!!!

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

whenever the day goes bad i think about house cursing out weber in hindi

and wilson looking at the sky like he understood what house meant.

(meaning under the cut cos its pretty offensive)

house basically said 'teri maa ki' which means 'your mother’s'

its usually continued and well made more worse an insult than this.

and oh lord ive heard so much worse.

[twinkbutchblog]

Wasn't shocked when it was revealed that Chase went to bdsm parties because it was established that he's Catholic. Of course the lines of pain and pleasure blur into each other in his head, catholicism is talking to him like the fucking green goblin mask.

[zosiavy]

Some hilson memes, just because I have a free will

[an-unrecognizable-face]

nobody talk to me.

detox

[impossiblekittydelusion]

I think we really dont talk enough about the fact that cannonically all three of Wilson's wives fucking hated House. He's such a homewrecker. Like Bonnie at least blamed him for their divorce. The other 2 probably did as well. Insane relationship to have with your best friend.

[starry-scarl3tt]

has this been made before

[walktozipperhead]

house md in 2025:

house: im comibg oit as a fagdyke lesbiam transgenfer climage activist

wilson: housr im so proud of you for living iour trith

house: haha teicked you april fools

wilson: but house it september :0

house: ;)

[rosemelodyshah]

I've never understood the 'incorrect lines' thing more than now and Ill finish house in a couple of days so I'll understand even better

Incorrect House MD text post quotes

Can y'all tell my favorite people to make memes of? 🫡

[sinfulpepsi]

I knew House was a bottom

[dustysofa]

cuddy and wilson and house 💥💥💥💥