#hate crimes Md

[bikimdokja]

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

[fandomorientation]

they should have put him in this blue cunty turtleneck in more episodes

[duraraross]

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

[titojefie]

like whatever man

[sorrowsofthedawn]

this is so beautiful. thank you to tumblr user, infectiouspiss.

Im on a Hilson kick. I promise I make more than Hilson.

[jailhouse-md-rock]

Woah momma, Cuddy cut my prostitute budget again. Woah momma, I had to steal money from Wilson's wallet so I could pay my girl Cinnamon

Woah momma, we didn't even make the hanky panky! We just played Rock Band on Wilson's TV. Woah, momma!

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[wombatmd]

Chase asks Chase to take care the chaselings for Chase❤️

[housetzuyu]

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

during my ritual birthmarks watching i noticed this scene

you know the one where house and wilson are going in the car and there is a far shot of them on the highway

but THEN i realised that ive seen this before,

guess WHAT

they used the same scene in son of a coma guy too, when house wilson and gabe are going to atlantic city

(and yes i used screenshots from prime and netflix cos i couldnt simultaneously play both the episodes hehe)

[fandomorientation]

house in the blue turtleneck

[girbirty]

unstoppable force meet immovable object blah blah blah. whatever they said i don't care . Here's this

[bees-that-may-be-numerous]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[doeyedmantis]

[gaysexofficial]

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol