#and george goes

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Does anyone remember that ONE Captain Underpants book where George and Harold messed with fucking time travel and met their future selves who were married with kids and had successful careers as comic book creators or was that a fever dream?

I like to imagine that in the canon universe the new Dog Man movie was initially drafted and submitted by George and Harold as a concept, thinking it wouldn’t be accepted but wanting to give it a shot anyways.

⬇️ This was the wildest thing ever to my 11 year old brain btw. So wild that I didn’t even register that Harold is canonically gay.

[akascow]

hey uh not for nothing but uhhHHHH

blue... and red ? alrighty

[formulanni]

[certainlyathrill]

good grief !

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

It was the last and only time I stepped into a Papist church.

Created for @theterrorbingo prompt: Angst

[twslug]

have yourself a merry little christmas

[grogumaximus]

what do u mean they can't even protest the stewards' decisions now?????????????

[trashpidgeon48]

I think art is important because it makes me do a little squeal while I'm watching an acting choice on a poor quality bootleg.

[missholloween]

Listening to the first episode of the severance podcast is so funny because when I saw Dylan's outie in the door factory I was immediately like "ah. That's a good wink to Dan's life and the job that inspired the show". But then the scene plays out, and, because of that knowledge, you see how precarious Dylan's situation is: he really struggles to get and keep a job, but he really needs one for health insurance (either his wife or one of his kids needs it). Lumon's severed job was a way to avoid that and get a steady income, but after losing it Dylan not only returns to this employment uncertainty, he is even in a worst position after because of being severed, which will close him doors even in the shittiest of jobs. If it wasn't for Mark S., Dylan and his family would have really struggled to stay afloat. And all this information is conveyed in an interview in a door fabric! Television is so back.

[paranormal-taters]

One thing I really love about George in the books is how much of a guard dog he is about Lockwood when it matters. When Lucy's on the landing considering the "forbidden room" her first day in the house and George finds her, he immediately tells her that it's forbidden, and that no, he himself doesn't know what's in there, but it's Lockwood's and shouldn't be messed with because Lockwood doesn't want it to be.

And then later on when they have that run-in with Kipps and his gang at the library, and Kipps makes that shallow (and like . . . horribly hurtful) jibe at Lockwood about how everyone who's close to him comes to a bad end and has since Lockwood was little, George immediately steps in and ends Kipps' whole career being like "Hey remember the names and faces of every kid who's died under your watch since you have the highest mortality rate of any team leader at Fittes?"

Like . . . George does not mess about at all when it comes to Lockwood.

[russellius]

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[mockerprincess]

George Harrison with his hair tied

he’s just cool like that

[ants-personal]

also all im gonna say is that edwins hair should have been like this when he was in hell also the research scene at the office oh and being sacrificed

[bubbl3zdaseaotter37]

Sure, George is the third wheel.

If by third wheel you mean the front wheel of a tricycle friendship, which falls apart immediately if you remove even one of said wheels, and the little toddler riding it ends up with a face-full of pavement and disappointment. The whole of 35 Portland Row would probably be reduced to ashes without him, at this point.

[madisoncounty]

BERTHA AND GEORGE RUSSELL IN EVERY EPISODE OF THE GILDED AGE

Season 1, Episode 4 — A Long Ladder

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

George Henry Hodgson + food

Even beyond his famous monologue, Hodgson is at the heart of the show's cannibalism and starvation theme. He is the first to inform us that there is something wrong with the food supplies, the first to suggest the possibility of cannibalism, and the one we see fulfill Ross' prophecy about eating their own boots. And in the end, fittingly, he himself is devoured.

Created for @theterrorbingo prompt: Rot