#and fuck around and find out

[atrueneutral]

So, what happened to Haarlep after Raphael and Tav realized it was the incubus's tampering with their prevention that resulted in Tav get pregnant? Or did someone set up Haarlep to look like the perpetrator?

P.S. This is not meant to be a fic or drabble request, I'm just curious.

Raphael goes back to the House of Hope (having forced Tav into the bed at the Devil's Den) and furiously marches up to the bed of the boudoir. Haarlep, being intuitive and insightful to their master's moods, cheekily asks when the "Littler Mouse" is expected to arrive.

With a snap of fingers, an infernal chastity belt appears on Haarlep.

"Whenever I am in this House, this belt will appear. I think six weeks is a decent length of time for this punishment, hm, Haarlep? Or would you prefer nine months? Should Tav decide to progress with the pregnancy, and should any misfortune befall her because of it, I will make you regret your existence."

It's a threat he will see to.

[victusinveritas]

[heartshapedemerald]

Slay the Princess: a summary

[portalmonsterrr]

what if Alhaitham's boob gem is something he had glued to himself in his childhood out of scientific curiosity and hasn't been able to get it off ever since like flint lockwood

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

[paper-lilypie]

ok but that kid Mobius couldn’t prune was Loki right. like, that was Loki right. The brothers at the dock. That was Loki and Thor right. It was Loki

Mobius couldn’t kill Loki, chose his burden, and dedicated his life to him instead.

Mobius’s story started and ended with Loki. It had to be Loki.

[adragonsfriend]

Hey have we considered that the reason that one guy in the Prequels was really chill about offering some Jedi death sticks isn't some massive conspiracy that the Jedi are all doing massive amounts of drugs, or even that he didn't realize they were Jedi, but instead that arresting people for non-violent drug offenses is fucking evil and the Jedi aren't cops? And the people of Coruscant generally know that as long as they're not killing people the Jedi aren't actually interested in fucking them over?

[angelrider13]

Playing BOTW: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting apples! I am finding treasure!

Playing TOTK: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting - oh my god the trees are alive and trying to kill me! Who thought it was a good idea to give the floormaster steroids?! THE BASEMENT IS FUCKING HAUNTED!!!!!!

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i love the DLC man

[gunstellations]

encounter (1/?)

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cont. of unfamiliar side

[tribulation-of-somnolence]

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[otaku553]

Fire (part 4)

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(Spade Pirate Sabo AU Masterpost)

We're finally here!!!!!! BABY'S FIRST FIRE FIST!!!!!

MASSIVE THANK YOU TO @where-does-the-heart-lie for writing the broad strokes of this 4 chapter arc!!!! it's been absolutely amazing having you as both a beta reader and a sounding board for comic ideas! thanks for being here since pretty much the very beginning :DDD

I've had this chapter sketched out since 2 months ago...... at long last it can see the day of light......

[gayvampyr]

[hisbucky]

Athena, on the phone: Good morning, Buck! You don't usually call me this early in the morning, is something the matter? Buck: Morning, momma. I just wanted to ask something real quick. On the off chance that I get kidnapped and am being held for ransom, what should I do? Athena: ...Pass the phone, sweetie. Buck, rustling sounds: ... Kidnapper: My demands are simple — Athena: No, you listen here. If you touched even one hair on my boy's face, you're going to wish I had the authority to kill you by the time I'm done. I will find you, break you, and make sure your face will match the sheer idiocy that is your brain for even thinking that this was a good idea. Kidnapper: ... Buck, in the background: I told you that this was a bad idea.

[typhlonectes]