#and bruce wayne

[crispyhotandspicy]

I’m just thinking about how Batman must be so tired of everyone flirting with him. Every criminal/villain he’s fighting randomly starts teasing him and making flirty comments and stuff and Batman is dumbfounded because they can’t see his face or anything and yet they manage to call him “hot and sexy”.

It’s not only the rogues either but the heroes as well. Everyone in the Justice League most definitely has at least a minor crush on Batman.

He can’t escape from it in his civilian identity either because it is literally BRUCE WAYNE. The richest eligible bachelor in Gotham and most other cities. It’s just as bad if not worse.

The worst part is that he can’t say anything as Batman because then he might reveal what he looks like and he can’t say anything as Bruce because that’ll ruin his reputation.

I think it’s extremely funny to picture him internally screaming at every compliment he gets because he’s heard it a million times. For once, he just wants someone to find him ugly but that’s quite literally impossible!

[sunny-chips]

HOLY FUCK IM BATMAN?! FUCK YA! Wait… does this mean my parents are dead and I have to adopt a whole bunch of kids? At me I get a cool butler.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[se-qo]

alfred gave them the sheets

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[sinizade]

Wonder Woman ⭐️ Save me big strong Amazon princess, big strong Amazon princess save me 🛐

[mildelectrocution]

Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

[abisalli]

All our times have come, here but now they're gone

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes