#and bruce wayne

[crispyhotandspicy]

I’m just thinking about how Batman must be so tired of everyone flirting with him. Every criminal/villain he’s fighting randomly starts teasing him and making flirty comments and stuff and Batman is dumbfounded because they can’t see his face or anything and yet they manage to call him “hot and sexy”.

It’s not only the rogues either but the heroes as well. Everyone in the Justice League most definitely has at least a minor crush on Batman.

He can’t escape from it in his civilian identity either because it is literally BRUCE WAYNE. The richest eligible bachelor in Gotham and most other cities. It’s just as bad if not worse.

The worst part is that he can’t say anything as Batman because then he might reveal what he looks like and he can’t say anything as Bruce because that’ll ruin his reputation.

I think it’s extremely funny to picture him internally screaming at every compliment he gets because he’s heard it a million times. For once, he just wants someone to find him ugly but that’s quite literally impossible!

[sunny-chips]

HOLY FUCK IM BATMAN?! FUCK YA! Wait… does this mean my parents are dead and I have to adopt a whole bunch of kids? At me I get a cool butler.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[se-qo]

alfred gave them the sheets

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[abisalli]

All our times have come, here but now they're gone

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[goaheadandgetinthebog]

Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"

Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?

Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."

[sinizade]

Wonder Woman ⭐️ Save me big strong Amazon princess, big strong Amazon princess save me 🛐